2017年7月29日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    [doge]@有点久有点酸每条评论都像是在说自己。


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但斌:
    @彩贝财经 :“投资就是这样,成本到最后人性使然。今天茅台发中报,简单写几句,祝我们每一位投资者,在自己的投资长跑中,找到自我,发现自我,成就自我。”
[@ color bei finance the investment is in this way, the cost in the end its human nature. Maotai hair center daily news today, simply write a few words, I wish our every investor, in their own investment run, find themselves, find yourself, achievement ego.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@黑豹娱乐视频[微笑]@黑豹娱乐视频这剧追了几年了!有时候看完片子真的有些感叹,同样是用智商拍片子,国内国外的水平就是专业和业余区别
[Reply @ panther entertainment video [smiles] @ panther entertainment video that show after a few years! Sometimes watching movies really has some exclamation, IQ is the same with you, the level is professional and amateur difference between home and abroad]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫:
    #布朗熊有beats#布朗熊的变装Party,你约不约?月日——月日 BEATSLINE FRIENDS激萌快闪店空降上海南京西路兴业太古汇,快来现场与布朗熊激萌合影吧!
点击图片还有布朗熊专属礼遇~ #天猫超级品牌日# tRUYLb ​

[Drag Party # brown bears have beats# brown bear, about not about you? June - June BEATSLINE FRIENDS excitation of flash shop airborne Shanghai, nanjing west road industrial swire remit quick to the scene to take picture with brown Xiong Ji sprouting! < br > click on the image and brown bear exclusive courtesy ~ # # tRUYLb Tmall super brand]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

冷笑话精选:
    我觉得OK[并不简单]@同道大叔天蝎真稳
[I feel OK [] are not simple @ uncle fellow Scorpios stability]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    现在就想去!没钱……[二哈]
[Want to go to it now! No money... [two ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

李冰冰:
    你已经非常非常非常了不起!你为中国拳击做的一切,远超过今夜的胜负,为你骄傲!永远的拳王!👏👏👏🥊🥊🥊@我就是我邹市明 tRqKN ​
[You have very very very great! All you have done for Chinese boxing, far more than the tonight, proud of you! The champion forever! 👏👏👏🥊🥊🥊@我就是我邹市明 tRqKN ​]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    哪些细节,表明一个女生可能喜欢你 _____________________________ ​​​
[What are the details, suggests that a girl could like you _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#每个外表看起来拽的二五八万的女孩,其实都有一颗敏感而脆弱的心,哪怕是江湖我红姐@周冬雨 也不例外。周冬雨哭戏让人看的心都要碎了,#心疼小红# @张一山 秋水你有没有后悔?[挖鼻] ​
[# # the spring breeze miles as you each look ye but temperament of girl, actually have a sensitive and fragile heart, even I a public @ zhou is no exception. Zhou famous tear jerker let a person see the heart is broken, # love little red # @ yishan zhang Autumn waters did you regret? [one nose]]

冷笑话精选:
    给需要的妹子[doge]@治愈系心理学技能get√
[[doge] @ cure to need sister psychology skill get)]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 啊~我也想戳tRUFAr(via秋天六千) ​
[# # mop goodnight ~ I also want to poke tRUFAr (via the autumn six thousand)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

顶尖设计:
    韩国艺术家lee jihee 用纸折出的复古相机,每款纸相机都高度还原,细节精湛,唯独配色更为跳跃是想给每款机型独特的视觉感受 ​
[South Korean artist lee jihee paper fold the retro camera, every paragraph paper camera height reduction, exquisite detail, but the color is more jump is to want to give the feeling of every models unique]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#我天,这么热吗?轮胎都热化了?[允悲]tRLIYnu ​
[Travel life # # I day, so hot? The tires are heating up? [allow sad] tRLIYnu]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 一印度人来中国旅游,下飞机后,在去宾馆的路上又订了返回印度的机票,悄悄的离开了中国。回到印度后,父亲奇怪的问儿子:”你怎么刚到中国就回来了?!难道是打听到了中国和咱们要打仗的消息?”儿子心有余悸地说:”这还用打听?大街小巷都贴着标语,写着“打印”、”激光打印”、”快速...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night a indians came to China to travel, after the plane, on the way to the hotel and booked ticket return to India, quietly left China. Son returned to India after the father of strange asked how do you just came back to China?! Is it to China and we want to fight? Son by ground to say this still use to ask? The streets are plastered with signs, written on the print , laser printing, fast... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

优酷:
    @优酷 与微博@微博视频台 的
更亲密——产品互通,成长起征途
更创新——短视频运营,开拓新思路
更有趣——投票打榜,用户一起玩
更精彩——燃血纯恋,欢乐都留住
下半年 无界限,同进步 [加油]
#酷剧场##这世界很酷#,有你才酷 ​

[@ youku and weibo @ weibo video Taiwan closer < br > - products, grow up the journey more innovation, < br > short video operation, develop new ideas < br > more interesting - voting list, the user is more wonderful play < br > - blood pure love, happiness all keep < br > in the second half without boundaries, with progress [oil] < br > # # # # this world is cool, cool theater has you only then to be cool]

优酷:
    来自#举杯呵呵喝#的#喝友神操作#《星座酒桌大不同》![坏笑]日常黑处女座,不过巨蟹座简直神还原!猛戳视频了解👇🏻👇🏻tRUQEC ​
[From # glasses ha ha drink # # # to drink friends god operation table different constellation! [laugh] daily black virgo, but this is god to restore! 猛戳视频了解👇🏻👇🏻tRUQEC ​]

但斌:
    太忙了,今晚两集一起看[心][鲜花][干杯]@快乐的萧然山:第二集都出了,还在看第一集
[Too busy, two sets of watch tonight [heart] [flowers] [drink] @ the bare mountain of happiness the second set out, also watching the first episode]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    追看《冰与火之歌:权利的游戏》第七季,真是拍的太好了!忍不住想赞叹,美国真是一个伟大的国家,人类文化瑰宝的提供者之一……希望中美两国永远世代友好[心][鲜花][干杯] ​
[After watching the song of ice and fire game of power, the seventh season, is really took great! Cant help but want to praise, the United States is a great country, one of cultural treasures human provider... Hope the two countries friendship from generation to generation forever [heart] [flowers] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你喜欢自驾游还是搭乘飞机或火车旅游? ​
[# # good night family do you like road trips or travel by plane or train? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    这里有一份来自@汪东城 的邀请,女朋友们,约吗?优酷君好想剧透#汪东城# 这是在问谁呢,我要控制我自己,忍住!#超级剧集镇魂街# 月日起一起和曹将军#汪东城#追剧逛街,大家就造了,敬请期待[笑而不语] ​
[Here is a invitation from @ jiro, girlfriends, about? Youku jun want to reveal the plot # # jiro who ask, I want to control myself, I endure! # # super series azraell street month date and general cao # # jiro together after shopping, we made, please look [smiling without a word]]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【少林武会开战在即,各大门派嵩山下劈砖[围观]】月日至月日,少林寺将举办首届无遮大会。有“铁掌大侠”之称的宋铁龙,正忙着测试备战训练。徒弟们个个身手不凡,砖块瓦片都能被他们劈开,引来路人叫好。据悉,本届“武林大会”涵盖少林七十二技选拔赛[笑cry]↓↓tRIk ​
[【 shaolin weapons will be a few, major factions under the songshan split brick [watch]] month to month, shaolin temple will host the first do not assembly. A iron palm warrior, said Song Tielong, are busy test preparation training. His disciples were there was a good, can they split brick tiles, drew passers-by cheered. It is understood that the wulin assembly covers the shaolin seventy-two skill competition [laugh cry] left left tRIk down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【少林武会开战在即,各大门派嵩山下劈砖[围观]】月日至月日,少林寺将举办首届无遮大会。有“铁掌大侠”之称的宋铁龙,正忙着测试备战训练。徒弟们个个身手不凡,砖块瓦片都能被他们劈开,引来路人叫好。据悉,本届“武林大会”涵盖少林七十二技选拔赛[笑cry]↓↓tRIk ​
[【 shaolin weapons will be a few, major factions under the songshan split brick [watch]] month to month, shaolin temple will host the first do not assembly. A iron palm warrior, said Song Tielong, are busy test preparation training. His disciples were there was a good, can they split brick tiles, drew passers-by cheered. It is understood that the wulin assembly covers the shaolin seventy-two skill competition [laugh cry] left left tRIk down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    Jaunt VR工作室,用什么专业VR相机拍摄呢?看他们监制怎样说的,有图有真相。tRGQ ​
[Jaunt VR studio, what kind of specialized VR camera? Look at how they producer said, the picture is truth. tRGQ]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

但斌:
    @彩贝财经 谢谢你[心][鲜花][赞][作揖][干杯][鲜花]
[@ color bei financial thank you [heart] [flowers] [who] [bowing] [drink] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《贵州茅台中期净利.亿,但斌称真正精彩的岁月在年--彩贝》tRGfHd ​
[Published a blog post the guizhou maotai medium-term net. Million, but Lin said really exciting days in the year - the color bei tRGfHd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【邹市明痛失金腰带!第回合遭日本拳王TKO击败】在这场回合的的蝇量级拳王金腰带卫冕战上,进行到第回合分秒时,日本拳手木村翔对邹市明实施围攻,裁判不得不叫停比赛,宣布木村翔TKO获胜↓↓岁的老将邹市明在场上拼尽了全力,虽败犹荣[心]↓↓tRbv ​
[[zou shiming lost gold belt! The first round by the Japanese champion TKO defeat 】 in this round of fly middleweight boxing champion belts on defending war, in the minutes of the first turn, Japanese fighters kimura xiang zou shiming siege, the referee had to stop the game, announce the winning xiang TKO kimura left left old veteran zou shiming spell efforts on the pitch moment left left tRbv [heart]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新沐sunshine:
    @赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 美薇的微信采访音频来啦!我们的耿直薇常常忘了在录节目,很自然的就击中要害[允悲]!结尾还有献唱音频哦!明晚十点, 相约湖南卫视中餐厅,继续关注可爱赵薇的店长生活吧![耶]
[@ zhao fan club Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant the eus WeChat audio interview come! Our uprightness eu often forgotten in the recording shows, naturally, hit the keyallow sad! At the end and sing audio oh! Meet at ten o clock tomorrow evening, hunan TVs Chinese restaurant, continue to focus on lovely zhao manager life!!!! [and]]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【隔着屏幕都能感受到教练此刻的绝望……[允悲]】贵州一女子近日在学车时,刚转了个弯,就不在状态了。教练怒吼四声踩刹车,只听学员一顿啊的乱叫,车子撞过大石球,冲下了台阶↓↓教练:踩刹车!学员:我怕啊!教练:踩刹车用这只脚啊!画面感超强,感受一下↓↓[doge]tRZnm ​
[The coach across the screen can feel at the moment of despair... [allow sad]] in guizhou, a woman recently when the student driver, just turned a corner and went off. Coach angry tones on the brakes, only listen to students a meal ah, car collided in stone ball, down the stairs left left coach the brakes! Student Im afraid! Coach brake with the foot! Super metamorphosis, feel the left left [doge] tRZnm]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

蔡依林:
    是的~ Outfit #DavidKoma# #JOYCE载思# Accessories #SWAROVSKI施华洛世奇# #atelierswarovski# Heels #ReneCaovilla芮妮乔薇拉#
[Yes ~ Outfit # # # # DavidKoma# JOYCE carrier, Accessories SWAROVSKI SWAROVSKI # # atelierswarovski# up vera # # ReneCaovilla rennie Joe]

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话#你们会不会也会有这样突然的上进心? ​
[# # mop night you will also have such a sudden desire to do better? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 萌妹子全程Freestyle指挥开车,男友“忍”到最后一刻才神回“你知道行车记录仪可以录音吗?”空气突然安静……tRyqlUj ​
[Old driver class # # attractive woman Freestyle command to drive all the way, endure until the last minute her boyfriend back to god do you know the vehicle traveling data recorder can record? The air suddenly quiet...... tRyqlUj]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

MIUI:
    小调查:你最喜欢#MIUI# 的哪个功能?tRLwoL ​
[A small survey # MIUI# which function do you like best? tRLwoL]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

但斌:
    切实[赞][心][鲜花]@细雨绵绵spring:保持这么高的工作强度,这样的跑步是需要。[可爱]
[Real [who] [heart] [flowers] @ rainy spring maintain such a high work intensity, the running is needed. [lovely]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@山猫[赞][心][鲜花]@山猫但总气温太高,节奏慢一点,配速七就行@但斌确实太热啦!@湖工-雷雨:这么热的天,别中暑了,但总。
[Reply @ the bobcats [who] [heart] [flowers] @ the bobcats but the temperature is too high, rhythm slowly, pace just seven @ but bin is too hot! Work @ lake - thunderstorm such a hot day, dont heatstroke, but always.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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