小浪同学爱吐槽:
【与顺丰谈判破裂 百度外卖或准备卖给饿了么】百度外卖两个月前与顺丰谈判破裂,此后一直在与饿了么接触,目前收购谈判已近尾声,顺利的话可能会在两三周之内宣布合并消息↓↓另据消息人士透露,阿里或全资收购饿了么,该谈判也正在进行中↓↓tRvMM
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。
岛国一小哥悲伤地表示,不该轻易让自家宠物玩手机[允悲]
[Island a small brother said mournfully, shouldnt let their pets play with mobile phones easily [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。冷笑话精选:
心疼又忍不住想笑[允悲]@tHEONE:我不要面子的啊@努力的大叔Clyde:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Love and cant help but want to laugh @ tHEONE allow sad, I dont want to face the uncle o @ to Clyde ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!猫扑:
【小伙因元看房费报警,巡防路过给钱平息[吃惊]】月日,深圳,一小伙找中介带他看房,中介让他出十块钱辛苦费,小伙觉得没道理,不愿意给,于是发生纠纷。小伙报警,巡防路过调解不成,只能自己掏钱平息。有人觉得中介不对,有人觉得小伙太斤斤计较,这件事情你怎么看?[并不简单] ...全文: m.weibo
[The guy for yuan KanFangFei alarm, scouts passing give money to quell [surprised]] month day, shenzhen, take him to see a guy looking for intermediary, intermediary hard, let him out of the ten dollars guy feel no sense, is not willing to give, and a dispute. Kid call the police, they pass by, can only pay for calm. Some people think mediation is wrong, some feel young too haggle over every ounce, what do you think this thing? [] are not simple... The full text m. eibo]
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【王思聪现身CJ被美女环绕 发朋友圈自嘲气氛尴尬[doge]】近日王思聪以熊猫TV股东之一的身份现身China Joy,并被人认出。在其随口表达了想拍拍美女的意愿后,导演竟安排show girl们集合供思聪拍照↓↓画面壮观但也蜜汁尴尬↓↓连思聪都忍不住发圈吐槽↓↓tRqkYrX
[【 sicong on CJ surrounded by beauty Send friends laugh at an awkward moment [doge]] sicong recently appeared as a panda TV shareholder China Joy, and be recognized. In its willingness to freely expressed that he want to clap the beauty, the director has arranged show the girl collections for thinking astute pictures left left picture spectacular but also honeydew embarrassed left left even couldnt help but think astute hair bands speech left left tRqkYrX]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端音悦台:
男女搭配跳舞也超和谐~国外舞团COVER卡牌#k.a.r.d#的《Hola Hola》,颜值舞技都在线~~[笑而不语]tRAWe
[And dance troupes in abroad is very harmonious ~ COVER card # # K.A.R.D Hola Hola, appearance has been one of the dancing ~ ~ [smiling without a word] tRAWe online]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass猫扑:
[允悲]@大喵要坚强 反正她自己都不要脸了。。。那就拉出来遛遛,打什么马赛克啊
[[allow sad] @ big meow to be strong Anyway she is shameless... Then pull out walking the walk, play what Mosaic]
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⃣️⃣️⃣️⃣️🚩⃣️⃣️⃣️⃣️ 中国牛!中国军人棒!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳#今年建军周年#
[⃣️⃣️⃣️⃣️🚩⃣️⃣️⃣️⃣️ 中国牛! Chinese soldiers! 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳#今年建军周年#]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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有木有说到你的心坎儿里?[污]
[Have said in your heart? [pollution]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端新沐sunshine:
@赵薇安徽影迷会好幸福!@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 幸福且幸运的第二桌客人![心][心]
[@ zhao fan club in anhui good happiness! @ zhao fan club Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant happiness and lucky second tables! [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【月日见 宝马发布全新敞篷跑车预告图】日前,宝马在其海外社交网络账号上公布了一张全新敞篷跑车的预告图,官方目前并未透露该车的具体身份,仅暗示其将于月日发布该车的更多信息。参考时间和此前报道来看,新车将会在一年一度的美国圆石滩车展上正式亮相,并且基本可确定该车是全新...全文: m.weibo
[# # every news [month became more and more BMW released new roadster forecast figure 】 recently, BMW on its overseas social network account released a preview of a new roadster, authorities did not disclose the cars specific identity, it is only that its will release the car for more information on the month. Reference time and previously reported, the new car will be presented at the annual American pebble beach auto show, and the basic can be sure the car is new... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。优酷:
#吴亦凡# @Mr_凡先生 全新单曲《》MV即将于tRqeEcc !词曲制作全包揽,一路酷炫到底。#跟着吴亦凡free#点开视频凡凡有话对你说[笑而不语]看完记得转发抱走哦,一遍怎么能够,优酷君反正看了十几遍!
tRqYNx
[Mr # queer wu # @ Mr_ every new song MV in tRqeEcc! And make all do, cool all the way to the end. Opens at # followed by wu queer free# video who all have something to tell you read [smiling without a word] remember forwarded out oh, how can it again, youku jun saw a dozen times anyway! < br > tRqYNx]
冷笑话精选:
超现实的动画短片,发人深省……
tRGSt
[Surreal animation short film, thought-provoking... < br > tRGSt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小浪同学爱吐槽:
【扎心扎到一塌糊涂!泰国广告为啥这么厉害[并不简单]】每次看到火爆刷屏的泰国广告,都感觉被神秘力量控制了,久久不能将其忘怀:要么把人感动得不能自已↓↓要么把人雷到不能呼吸↓↓然而这一切其实都有套路可寻↓↓技术贴详解泰国广告↓↓tRqecZ
[[the heart into the mess! Why so much Thai advertising isnt a simple []] every time I see hot refresh Thai advertising, all feel mysterious force control, for a long time not to be forgotten the people moved to cant from already left left or ray to cant breathe left people left but actually all this, there are routine left left, a Thai advertising left left tRqecZ technology]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。青年时报:
【第号台风今晨已登陆!杭州马上就要迎来清凉和雨雨雨!】今天的杭州很不一样,有云,有风,有水汽,持续暴晒的酷热天终于暂告一个段落!杭州市气象台说,从今天夜里起,杭州将开始一段降雨天气,其中明后两天降雨较明显,雨量中等。大家出门别忘了带伞哦!tRqeLW
[【 the first typhoon has landed this morning! Hangzhou is going to be in cool and rain rain rain!] Hangzhou is very different today, there is cloud, there is wind, there are water vapor, continued exposure of hot day finally to one paragraph! Hangzhou observatory, said the night from today, hangzhou will begin a period of rain the weather, the next two days of rainfall is obvious, moderate rainfall. You go out and dont forget to carry an umbrella! tRqeLW]
新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。猫扑:
【女子曝扶摔倒大妈被讹十几万 对方还称上头有人】 杭州一位姑娘网上发帖称她和爸爸帮助了一位在家门口不慎摔倒的大妈,结果却被赖上了...因为家门口和路上都没有监控,而对方咬定大妈在她家门口摔倒就要她家负责。大妈家人压着说让姑娘他们送进医院,当时心软怕大妈真出事姑娘就送了,但对方要求不仅...全文: m.weibo
[The woman had helped fall Boyle was correct anywhere Each other also said above someone 】 in hangzhou a girl online post said she and dad helped a at home fell Boyle, result was lai... Because home and no monitoring on the road, and they seem to aunt fell down on her door must be responsible for her family. Boyle said family pressure to let the girl they sent to the hospital, then softhearted afraid aunt really girl sent, but the other party requires not only... The full text m. eibo]
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#新车联播# 全新AMG S V!舒适和豪华加运动,只要你花钱都能买到!tRyMV
[# # new broadcast of a new AMG S V! Comfortable and luxurious plus exercise, as long as you spend money can buy! tRyMV]
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喜不喜欢这样的卧室?
[Like the bedroom? ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)平安北京:
#身边安全课#【度高温天婴儿被忘车内 母亲要求不要砸玻璃找人来开锁】月日下午,上海一母亲把自己一岁左右的孩子和手机一起锁在了共享汽车里。在上海的极端高温下,消防官兵果断破玻璃,不到分钟救出了婴儿,此时母亲还在要求是否可以找人来开锁…… [怒]tRAmQZ
[# side safety class # 【 degrees high temperature days baby has left the car Mother asked not to hit a glass to unlock 】 month day afternoon, a Shanghai mother locked himself around one year old children with mobile phone in the sharing the car. In Shanghai, extreme high temperature fire officers and soldiers determined to break the glass, not minutes to rescue the baby, the mother still asking whether is able to find people to unlock... [anger] tRAmQZ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。知乎:
「神话或宗教题材影视作品里,直接展现世俗观念中的神本人,是困难的。所以唯一的办法是塑造一个有神性的凡人。身上带着神的美德,却遭遇人类的困境。他行事就算有不足,那也可解释为是人类的不足,不是神的。」推荐知友「太宰琰」的一条分享👉tRqgQDe
[Myth or religious themes in the film and television works, directly show the secular concept of god himself, is difficult. So the only way is to shape a divine human. With the virtue of god, but the human plight. He acted even if there are insufficient, it can also be interpreted as is human, not god. 推荐知友「太宰琰」的一条分享👉tRqgQDe ]
发现更大的世界星巴克中国:
炎炎夏日,用#椰林果趣星冰乐#搭配#抹茶红豆慕斯#,感受多重水果的美妙滋味相互碰撞吧~
[Sorching summer, use # coconut trees fruit boring frappuccino # # # matcha red bean mousse collocation, feel the beauty of multiple fruit flavor collide with each other ~]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。但斌:
@蔡仲新:曾氏出品,必有牛股。[good]
[New @ zhong hu of CAI zens product, there will be winners. [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人猫扑:
【大妈卖装沙充电宝,民警当场戳穿】月日,四川成都火车北站附近,一大妈贩售假充电宝,被民警当众摔烂戳穿,倒出沙子。大妈辩解称火车站没人卖真的,民警则表示每一个都会禁止!@梨视频 (拍摄者@大脸猫爱吃鱼 )tRbYdQx
[【 aunt sell sand charging treasure, civilian police on the spot puncture 】 month day, chengdu, sichuan province near the north train station, a Boyle vendor charging treasure, counterfeits by police in public fell lousy puncture, poured out of sand. Aunt no one argues that the railway station sell real, police say every will be banned! @ pear video (the photographer @ big face cat loves to eat fish) tRbYdQx]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:但斌:
[作揖][鲜花][赞]@老曾阿牛感动!那个时代的年轻人有理想、有热血、不怕死!
[[bowing] [a flower] [who] @ old had pig moved! The era of young people have ideal, have blood, not afraid dead!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛唉,这样做太自私了。
[@ old pig alas, too selfish to do so.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛最后一张图亮了。@太平山下說太平 一班傻屌@wonder狠狠爱哈哈哈哈,看笑了@法的背后[坏笑][坏笑][坏笑]@水门冤案尼克松[允悲][允悲][允悲]@曹豫生现代艺术真配的上狗屎的称号。@地瓜熊老六[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[@ old pig picture last light. @ said peace under the Victoria peak Class dick @ wonder mercilessly love ha ha ha ha, see the smile behind @ method [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] @ watergate grievance [allow sad] Nixon [allow sad] [allow sad] @ Cao Yu gave birth to modern art is the worthy of shit. @ sweet potato old bear six [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛[话筒]@六六一定要将恶人判处死刑!
[@ old had pig [] phone @ must the wicked will be sentenced to death!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@股道热肠也这孩子字写的真不错!
[@ good Joe fields is also the child word write very nice!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小浪同学爱吐槽:
【大S晒素颜照回应脸肿:都怪夹人脸的麦克风[doge]】近日大S在录制节目时,因脸部浮肿而被质疑是否刚刚打过美容针↓↓今早大S发微博回应质疑↓↓解释每一个上电视看起来“脸很肿”的人,都是因为无法摆脱这两个“烦恼”↓↓还配上自己纯素颜自拍↓↓看来S姐也会放飞自我呀!tRqribu
[[big S sun - response to face swollen all blame microphone clip face [doge]] has big S when recording program, was questioned whether just played for puffiness of hairdressing needle left left big S tweeting in response to question this morning left left explanation on every TV looks down the face is swollen, because cant get rid of these two vexed left left with their pure without makeup take left left seems S sister will also fly down self! tRqribu]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。但斌:
@股道热肠也输赢固然重要,体育精神更重要!日本的拳手是个朝不保夕的穷光蛋,希望拿到比赛奖金后可以改善生活,相比之下,中国的运动员待遇太好了,可以说国恩浩荡啊!
[@ good Joe fields is also winning or losing is important, the spirit is more important! Japanese fighter is a poor man, a precarious existence after hope to get the prize money can improve your life, by contrast, Chinas athletes pay too good, can say le quoc an only!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
假教授太多了!有几个大学曾给我客座教授的聘书,也常去客串上课,但我从来不认为自己是教授。@股道热肠也转发微博
[Professor fake too much! Several university visiting professor gave me letter of appointment, also often go to guest in class, but I never think of themselves as professor. @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人南方都市报:
【原人人网负责人许朝军被批捕:茶楼设赌局、教赌技】在茶楼内开设赌局玩德州扑克,教授赌技,并抽取%的提成,原IT互联网行业举足轻重的人物,原人人网负责人许朝军因涉赌被抓。警方表示,被抓时,许朝军开设赌局已有半个月时间,涉案金额达余万元。案件还在进一步审理中。法晚...全文: m.weibo
[【 jack xu, director of primitive human being arrest teahouse gravitational-wave, teach his skill 】 taking bets in the teahouse to play poker, Texas, a professor at his skill, and extract the % of commission, the original IT in the land of the Internet industry, jack xu, director of primitive human for gambling. Taking bets was caught, police said, jack xu has been half a month of time, the amount of ten thousand yuan. The case is still under further trial. Method of late... The full text m. eibo]
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当你给孩子戴上测谎仪,你能问出什么真心话...主持人坏穿地表,小正太可爱到上天[爱你] tRqBprZ
[When you give your children wear the polygraph, what can you ask the truth... Host bad wear surface, cute eyes to heaven tRqBprZ love you []]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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