TEST BY SENRSL: Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

优酷：
#春风十里不如你#每个外表看起来拽的二五八万的女孩，其实都有一颗敏感而脆弱的心，哪怕是江湖我红姐@周冬雨也不例外。周冬雨哭戏让人看的心都要碎了，#心疼小红# @张一山秋水你有没有后悔？[挖鼻]

冷笑话精选：
给需要的妹子[doge]@治愈系心理学技能get√
[[doge] @ cure to need sister psychology skill get)]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
#猫扑晚安# 啊~我也想戳tRUFAr（via秋天六千）
[# # mop goodnight ~ I also want to poke tRUFAr (via the autumn six thousand)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

顶尖设计：
韩国艺术家lee jihee 用纸折出的复古相机，每款纸相机都高度还原，细节精湛，唯独配色更为跳跃是想给每款机型独特的视觉感受
[South Korean artist lee jihee paper fold the retro camera, every paragraph paper camera height reduction, exquisite detail, but the color is more jump is to want to give the feeling of every models unique]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#我天，这么热吗？轮胎都热化了？[允悲]tRLIYnu
[Travel life # # I day, so hot? The tires are heating up? [allow sad] tRLIYnu]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 一印度人来中国旅游，下飞机后，在去宾馆的路上又订了返回印度的机票，悄悄的离开了中国。回到印度后，父亲奇怪的问儿子：”你怎么刚到中国就回来了？！难道是打听到了中国和咱们要打仗的消息？”儿子心有余悸地说：”这还用打听？大街小巷都贴着标语，写着“打印”、”激光打印”、”快速...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night a indians came to China to travel, after the plane, on the way to the hotel and booked ticket return to India, quietly left China. Son returned to India after the father of strange asked how do you just came back to China?! Is it to China and we want to fight? Son by ground to say this still use to ask? The streets are plastered with signs, written on the print , laser printing, fast... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
@优酷与微博@微博视频台的
更亲密——产品互通，成长起征途
更创新——短视频运营，开拓新思路
更有趣——投票打榜，用户一起玩
更精彩——燃血纯恋，欢乐都留住
下半年无界限，同进步 [加油]
#酷剧场##这世界很酷#，有你才酷
[@ youku and weibo @ weibo video Taiwan closer - products, grow up the journey more innovation, short video operation, develop new ideas more interesting - voting list, the user is more wonderful play - blood pure love, happiness all keep in the second half without boundaries, with progress [oil] # # # # this world is cool, cool theater has you only then to be cool]

优酷：
来自#举杯呵呵喝#的#喝友神操作#《星座酒桌大不同》！[坏笑]日常黑处女座，不过巨蟹座简直神还原！猛戳视频了解👇🏻👇🏻tRUQEC
[From # glasses ha ha drink # # # to drink friends god operation table different constellation! [laugh] daily black virgo, but this is god to restore! 猛戳视频了解👇🏻👇🏻tRUQEC ]

但斌：
太忙了，今晚两集一起看[心][鲜花][干杯]@快乐的萧然山：第二集都出了，还在看第一集
[Too busy, two sets of watch tonight [heart] [flowers] [drink] @ the bare mountain of happiness the second set out, also watching the first episode]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
追看《冰与火之歌：权利的游戏》第七季，真是拍的太好了！忍不住想赞叹，美国真是一个伟大的国家，人类文化瑰宝的提供者之一……希望中美两国永远世代友好[心][鲜花][干杯]
[After watching the song of ice and fire game of power, the seventh season, is really took great! Cant help but want to praise, the United States is a great country, one of cultural treasures human provider... Hope the two countries friendship from generation to generation forever [heart] [flowers] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你喜欢自驾游还是搭乘飞机或火车旅游？
[# # good night family do you like road trips or travel by plane or train? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
这里有一份来自@汪东城的邀请，女朋友们，约吗？优酷君好想剧透#汪东城# 这是在问谁呢，我要控制我自己，忍住！#超级剧集镇魂街# 月日起一起和曹将军#汪东城#追剧逛街，大家就造了，敬请期待[笑而不语]
[Here is a invitation from @ jiro, girlfriends, about? Youku jun want to reveal the plot # # jiro who ask, I want to control myself, I endure! # # super series azraell street month date and general cao # # jiro together after shopping, we made, please look [smiling without a word]]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【少林武会开战在即，各大门派嵩山下劈砖[围观]】月日至月日，少林寺将举办首届无遮大会。有“铁掌大侠”之称的宋铁龙，正忙着测试备战训练。徒弟们个个身手不凡，砖块瓦片都能被他们劈开，引来路人叫好。据悉，本届“武林大会”涵盖少林七十二技选拔赛[笑cry]↓↓tRIk
[【 shaolin weapons will be a few, major factions under the songshan split brick [watch]] month to month, shaolin temple will host the first do not assembly. A iron palm warrior, said Song Tielong, are busy test preparation training. His disciples were there was a good, can they split brick tiles, drew passers-by cheered. It is understood that the wulin assembly covers the shaolin seventy-two skill competition [laugh cry] left left tRIk down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
【少林武会开战在即，各大门派嵩山下劈砖[围观]】月日至月日，少林寺将举办首届无遮大会。有“铁掌大侠”之称的宋铁龙，正忙着测试备战训练。徒弟们个个身手不凡，砖块瓦片都能被他们劈开，引来路人叫好。据悉，本届“武林大会”涵盖少林七十二技选拔赛[笑cry]↓↓tRIk
[【 shaolin weapons will be a few, major factions under the songshan split brick [watch]] month to month, shaolin temple will host the first do not assembly. A iron palm warrior, said Song Tielong, are busy test preparation training. His disciples were there was a good, can they split brick tiles, drew passers-by cheered. It is understood that the wulin assembly covers the shaolin seventy-two skill competition [laugh cry] left left tRIk down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生：
Jaunt VR工作室，用什么专业VR相机拍摄呢？看他们监制怎样说的，有图有真相。tRGQ
[Jaunt VR studio, what kind of specialized VR camera? Look at how they producer said, the picture is truth. tRGQ]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

但斌：
@彩贝财经谢谢你[心][鲜花][赞][作揖][干杯][鲜花]
[@ color bei financial thank you [heart] [flowers] [who] [bowing] [drink] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《贵州茅台中期净利.亿，但斌称真正精彩的岁月在年--彩贝》tRGfHd
[Published a blog post the guizhou maotai medium-term net. Million, but Lin said really exciting days in the year - the color bei tRGfHd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【邹市明痛失金腰带！第回合遭日本拳王TKO击败】在这场回合的的蝇量级拳王金腰带卫冕战上，进行到第回合分秒时，日本拳手木村翔对邹市明实施围攻，裁判不得不叫停比赛，宣布木村翔TKO获胜↓↓岁的老将邹市明在场上拼尽了全力，虽败犹荣[心]↓↓tRbv
[[zou shiming lost gold belt! The first round by the Japanese champion TKO defeat 】 in this round of fly middleweight boxing champion belts on defending war, in the minutes of the first turn, Japanese fighters kimura xiang zou shiming siege, the referee had to stop the game, announce the winning xiang TKO kimura left left old veteran zou shiming spell efforts on the pitch moment left left tRbv [heart]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新沐sunshine：
@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 美薇的微信采访音频来啦！我们的耿直薇常常忘了在录节目，很自然的就击中要害[允悲]！结尾还有献唱音频哦！明晚十点，相约湖南卫视中餐厅，继续关注可爱赵薇的店长生活吧！[耶]
[@ zhao fan club Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant the eus WeChat audio interview come! Our uprightness eu often forgotten in the recording shows, naturally, hit the keyallow sad! At the end and sing audio oh! Meet at ten o clock tomorrow evening, hunan TVs Chinese restaurant, continue to focus on lovely zhao manager life!!!! [and]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【隔着屏幕都能感受到教练此刻的绝望……[允悲]】贵州一女子近日在学车时，刚转了个弯，就不在状态了。教练怒吼四声踩刹车，只听学员一顿啊的乱叫，车子撞过大石球，冲下了台阶↓↓教练：踩刹车！学员：我怕啊！教练：踩刹车用这只脚啊！画面感超强，感受一下↓↓[doge]tRZnm
[The coach across the screen can feel at the moment of despair... [allow sad]] in guizhou, a woman recently when the student driver, just turned a corner and went off. Coach angry tones on the brakes, only listen to students a meal ah, car collided in stone ball, down the stairs left left coach the brakes! Student Im afraid! Coach brake with the foot! Super metamorphosis, feel the left left [doge] tRZnm]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

蔡依林：
是的～ Outfit #DavidKoma# #JOYCE载思# Accessories #SWAROVSKI施华洛世奇# #atelierswarovski# Heels #ReneCaovilla芮妮乔薇拉#
[Yes ~ Outfit # # # # DavidKoma# JOYCE carrier, Accessories SWAROVSKI SWAROVSKI # # atelierswarovski# up vera # # ReneCaovilla rennie Joe]

猫扑：
#猫扑夜话#你们会不会也会有这样突然的上进心？
[# # mop night you will also have such a sudden desire to do better? ]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂# 萌妹子全程Freestyle指挥开车，男友“忍”到最后一刻才神回“你知道行车记录仪可以录音吗？”空气突然安静……tRyqlUj
[Old driver class # # attractive woman Freestyle command to drive all the way, endure until the last minute her boyfriend back to god do you know the vehicle traveling data recorder can record? The air suddenly quiet...... tRyqlUj]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

MIUI：
小调查：你最喜欢#MIUI# 的哪个功能？tRLwoL
[A small survey # MIUI# which function do you like best? tRLwoL]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

但斌：
切实[赞][心][鲜花]@细雨绵绵spring：保持这么高的工作强度，这样的跑步是需要。[可爱]
[Real [who] [heart] [flowers] @ rainy spring maintain such a high work intensity, the running is needed. [lovely]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@山猫[赞][心][鲜花]@山猫但总气温太高，节奏慢一点，配速七就行@但斌确实太热啦！@湖工-雷雨：这么热的天，别中暑了，但总。
[Reply @ the bobcats [who] [heart] [flowers] @ the bobcats but the temperature is too high, rhythm slowly, pace just seven @ but bin is too hot! Work @ lake - thunderstorm such a hot day, dont heatstroke, but always.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
我们身边有一群人，他们每天的工作就是#极限挑战# [心]他们辛勤劳动，甚至与生命赛跑，却并没有VJ跟拍，现在来@优酷星球和#张艺兴# @努力努力再努力x 一起来#发现极限劳动者# 活动，用你的镜头来记录&上传他们工作的瞬间，创建你的极限卡吧[来]参与戳→ tRHdS
[A group of people around us, every day they work is to limit challenge # # [heart] their hard labor, race and life, even without VJ to clap, now to # @ # @ youku planet and lay efforts to try to detect limit workers come x # # activity, use your camera to record & upload their work, create your ultimate card [to] in the stamp - tRHdS]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【本科不努力毕业成专科[二哈]】近日，@华中科技大学通过本科生转专科管理办法（试行）。其中第四条，未达到培养计划总学分规定的（二年级为）者，给予黄牌↓↓未达到（二年级为）者给予红牌↓↓一次红牌或两次黄牌就得转入专科，且不能再转回本科[允悲]你怎么看？tROqc
[【 specialist undergraduate dont work hard BiYeCheng ha] [two] recently, @ huazhong university of science and technology through the undergraduate college management approach (trial). Of article , training plan has not been achieved total credit rules (grade ), given a yellow card left left (second grade) has not been achieved given a red card left left red card or two yellow CARDS have to be transferred to a specialized subject, and can no longer back to undergraduate course [allow sad] what do you think? tROqc]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
接着玩！
[Then play!]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
【疑似抢座遭拒，男子狂扇列车员五个耳光】有网友爆料称：月日兰州至敦煌的次列车上，一男性乘客因抢占餐车坐位遭到拒绝，竟丧心病狂，先是推搡女性乘务员，随即又左右开弓，连续狂打耳光。微博认证为西部商报社记者的@爱在母亲河畔援引知情人士称，该男子已被警方刑事拘留，案件正在进一步处...全文： m.weibo
[【 suspected rob was rejected, man crazy fan conductor five slap 】 some netizens said date of lanzhou on the train to dunhuang, a male passenger was rejected due to preempt the dining car seat, unexpectedly the unmanageable, shoving female flight attendants, then before opening, continuous box. Weibo certification for western business newspaper reporter @ love the mother river Quoted, according to people familiar with the man has criminal detention by the police, the case is further... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【毒贩带岁女儿贩毒被抓女儿：你是不是要我陪你死】民警抓捕毒贩时，令人惊愕的一幕出现了，角落里冲出一个小女孩，一边哭一边撕心裂肺的喊，“爸爸，你是不是要我陪你去死，爸爸、爸爸……”[悲伤]一旁的女警迅速用身体护住孩子，不想让她看到这一幕……↓↓tRZfIw
[[drug traffickers take years old daughter was seized drug do you want me to accompany you to die 】 when the police arrest drug traffickers, startling scene appeared, and rushed out of a little girl, in the corner cry tore heart crack lung of shout, dad, do you want me to accompany you to die, father, father... [sad] aside the policewoman quickly cover children with their bodies and didnt want her to see this scene... Left left tRZfIw]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小米手机：
恭喜@米格泡MirageR 等名用户获得【小米X】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRzscK
[Congratulations to @ mig bubble MirageR users so as to obtain X 】【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRzscK]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

汽车之家：
#夜福利# -kmh加速.秒奥迪TT RS
[# # - night welfare KMH accelerated. Seconds the audi TT RS]