2017年7月31日星期一

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!This is the Beijing municipal pu

丑女达人:
    [good]


兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

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[Yi letter on Monday the European session summary report, the data and the geopolitical support gold prices on non-agricultural data this week. < br > complete content, please click tRcYsFS. < br > ebook, please click free to receive financial investment tRcjUBUN]

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平安北京:
    #快看呐!这是我的军装照#不是网络诈骗!大家可以再次尽情的抒发对兵哥哥的热爱之情![心]
[# look! This is my military uniform as # is not Internet fraud! You can once again enjoy the view of a soldier brother love! [heart]]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

猫扑:
    【女孩为逃避补课自称遭绑架 警察:扛人姿势不对劲】日,南京王先生报警称,岁女儿在自家小区内险遭绑架。根据女孩描述,她被“绑架”时,嫌疑人用右手扛着她,她的脚在后面,头在前面。民警听后表示,这种动作太别扭,一般是头在后,脚在前。监控显示,女孩独自在小区的垃圾桶旁徘徊,想将书本扔...全文: m.weibo ​
[The girl to avoid make up a missed lesson who kidnapped Police carry one posture is wrong], nanjing wang alarm, according to the result of kidnapping in years old daughter in their neighborhood. According to the girl, she is kidnapping, the suspect with the right hand carrying her, her feet behind, head at the front. Police said that after listening to this kind of action is too awkward, generally are in the head, feet in the front. Monitoring shows that girl wandered alone beside the trash of the village, want to threw the book... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博汽车:
    #微博汽车事故直播# 每一场事故,都是一次痛 [伤心]
[Live # # weibo car accident each accident, is a pain [sad]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

平安北京:
    #安全课堂# 【为人父母者,看了这段视频你还会酒驾吗?】日晚,在沪渝高速公路潜江收费站,男子刘某酒后驾车被交警查出,十岁的女儿伤心大哭:“不能抓我爸爸,抓了我的爸爸,我就没有爸爸了。”这场面让民警顿时觉得五味杂陈……tRKBeIzv ​
[Safety class # # 【 parents, look at this video you will drunk driving? Day night, chongqing qianjiang toll highway in Shanghai, man is ryu drunk driving traffic police found, -year-old daughter sad weep aloud cant catch my dad, my dad, I dont have a father. This scene let police immediately feel mixed emotions... tRKBeIzv]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    人不轻狂枉少年[并不简单]
[People do not frivolous waste young [] are not simple]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
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冷笑话精选:
    太可爱[允悲]@Fairy小白菜哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@大神说像乔杉@隔壁家的于妹妹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好可爱@杀马特强子可爱@看夕阳的璐璐哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太逗了![哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[So cuteallow sad @ Fairy pakchoi ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ great god said like Qiao Sha @ next door to sister ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good @ @ kill hadron matt loveliness watching the sunset of life ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    精辟 [二哈] @三年october 脾气不好=大多数时间脾气不好≠所有时间都脾气不好≠对谁都脾气不好=对傻逼脾气贼他妈不好  ​​​
[Penetrating ha] [two @ October bad-tempered = three years most of the time bad-tempered indicates a bad-tempered indicates all the time about who are bad-tempered = the shitty thief fucking bad temper]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

南方都市报:
    【新线索!福建女教师疑似被拍到失联后在面包店购物】福建女教师危秋洁失联事件有了新进展。据日本媒体报道,危秋洁日从阿寒湖附近的旅馆离开后,有摄像头拍到疑似她的女子在当地有名的面包店买面包。南都记者了解到,阿寒湖观光船有两条游湖线路,分别用时约分钟和分钟,但不论哪一条最终都会回...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 new clues! Fujian female teachers suspected was photographed after lost in the bakery shopping 】 fujian female teacher wei qiu jie lost events have a new progress. According to Japanese media reports, dangerous qiu jie, from the hotel near the lake akan left, a camera suspected her woman in local famous bakery to buy bread. SMW reporter learned that there are two sightseeing boat trip on the lake lake akan lines, respectively about minutes and minutes, but no matter which can eventually back... The full text m. eibo]

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微博位置:
    静谧醉人的新西兰,看完整个人都平静下来了,想不想去新西兰旅行?tRiDlOa tRJraa ​
[Quiet intoxicating New Zealand, see complete personal all calm down, do you want to travel to New Zealand? TRiDlOa tRJraa]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

星巴克中国:
    中秋尚未靠近,思念早已上线。全新星巴克月饼今日开始预订。款全新口味,款经典回归。在款全新简约而又质感满满的轻奢布纹月饼礼盒里,我们为你备下可手写祝福的贺卡,和方便记录相聚时刻的年历。早早预定,还可享受早购好礼——年月日(含)前预购月饼礼盒,还能获赠张【单笔交易满元立...全文: m.weibo ​
[Mid-Autumn festival is near, miss already online. New moon cakes starbucks started booking today. New flavours, classic regression. In all-new contracted and texture in the full light and decoration cloth grain moon cake gift box, we prepared for you to write a greeting CARDS, and convenient record together time calendar. Early booking, also can enjoy purchase gifts - (date) (month) (year) (including) earlier pre moon cake gift box, can get a 【 individual deals with yuan set... m. eibo]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

音悦台:
    当红小生遇上红衣,谁惊艳到你了?[舔屏]所以说男孩子美起来也是让女生们无地自容啊! ​
[Meets the estadio do dragao red, who is impressive to you? [lick screen] so say boys beauty up also is to let the girls shame! ​]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

丑女达人:
    我在#微博会员福利#中领取了【河马牙医牙齿美白凝胶元代金券】。微博会员送福利,权益多多,你也来看看吧!>> ​tRaMf ​
[我在博福微# #员会取利河中【领了马美齿白牙医牙胶凝券元。代金会微博消费率(利福员,送你权也多益,看多来吧!看tRaMf > >]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    每次被夸三观正都很惶恐,我明明三观很歪。
[Every time be kua through is very scared, I clearly through very crooked.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    大热天的都不容易,还是多些理解吧。
[On a hot day is not easy, more understanding.]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博时尚:
    恭喜@怪咖小洁 名用户获得【兰蔻大眼精华】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRcOrTz
[Congratulations @ geek small jie users get the lancome big eye essence 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRcOrTz]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

知乎:
    北京时间 月 日上午,特斯拉正式公开了 Model 量产车的技术细节。Model 从发布伊始,对标的就是宝马 系、奔驰 C 级和奥迪 A 这些经典车型,这些车型都是各品牌几十年磨一剑的运动高手。这次,特斯拉在运动上要拿什么去证明自己?为各位带来 Model 实车全球首试👉tRcOBjU ​
[Beijing time on Morning, tesla officially released the technical details of the Model production car. Model from at the beginning of release, is to mark the BMW, mercedes-benz c-class and audi A these classic models, these models are the brand of the grinding sword decades sport player. This time, tesla in motion to take what to prove? WeiGeWeiDaiLai Model 实车全球首试👉tRcOBjU ​]

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南方都市报:
    【父亲直播岁儿子走钢丝:不怕被骂,只要点击率[汗]】蒙上眼睛,岁的望望站上了米多高的钢丝绳上,除了一顶最普通的安全帽,没有任何防护措施。而他的后父亲张禹则在一旁用手机进行直播。为了培养自己的孩子成为网红,身为农民工的张禹在望望岁时就让他学习走钢丝,还将望望岁时喝下两瓶啤酒的...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 father live years old son walking a tightrope not afraid to be scolded, as long as the click [Mr Khan]] blindfolded, looked on at the age of the meters high on the wire rope, in addition to one of the most common safety helmet, do not have any protective measures. After his father Zhang Yuze broadcast live at a side using a mobile phone. In order to cultivate their children to become a web celebrity, as migrant workers Zhang Yu let him study at the age of at walking a tightrope, looked will also drank two bottles of beer at the age of... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    我的天,#火星情报局#的局长#汪涵# 拉黑了圈内大咖!都是哪些圈内大咖上了他的黑名单?优酷君已挖出了视频,自行观看!#汪涵拉黑陈坤范冰冰#
tRcXBR ​​​

[My day, # # # # Mars intelligence chief Wang Han blocked circle big coffee! What are circles the big coffee on his blacklist? Youku jun has been dug up video, watch! # # Wang Han shielding Chen fan bingbing < br > tRcXBR]

新浪汽车:
    [允悲]最后有彩蛋啊啊~~~#大V侃车#
[[allow sad] finally, there are eggs ah ha ~ ~ ~ # # V kan car]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    这字迹你给打几分?[偷笑]
[The writing to you? [laughing]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【因天太热不爱等 中通#快递员迟到分钟遭殴打#】中通快递株洲天元分公司快递员郭君良因迟到分钟,先是遭到收件人用太阳伞把殴打,随后还被一男子踹倒在地,导致郭大小便失禁...浑身是伤令人心疼↓↓被打后小郭说,自己只想要句道歉,而打人者态度依旧强硬并放出狠话↓↓tRcoh ​
[【 because it was so hot love etc. Its not beaten # # Courier late minute 】 zhongtong express Courier zhuzhou tianyuan branch Guo Junliang for minutes late, first by the recipient with the sun umbrella, beating a man may fall to the ground and also lead to guo incontinence... Were full of injured heartrending left left after being beaten down kuo said, I just want is an apology, and the attacker attitude is still tough and left left tRcoh had harsh words]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【快递员迟到分钟遭殴打 收件人:正处生理期,天太热[思考]】日,湖南株洲中通快递员小郭提前给用户打电话下楼取快递,因迟到分钟,遭收件人用伞把殴打,还被一男子踹倒在地,导致其大小便失禁。打人女子称,因正好生理期,天气热,有些过激,“我愿意向他道歉,并承担相应责任”。目前派出所已立...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Courier late minutes beaten the addressee in the physiological period, it was so hot [thinking]], hunan zhuzhou zhongtong express kuo call user downstairs take delivery in advance, for being late minutes, by the recipient with umbrella beaten, also a man may fall to the ground, causing them to incontinence. Hitting the woman said, because of just the physiological period, the hot weather, some drastic, I would like to apologize to him, and bear corresponding responsibility. At present, the police station has made... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    这种多啦A梦表情的画法好萌啊!!
快get起来以后教孩子吧[哆啦A梦无奈]
tRcwc ​

[The more la A dream expressions for the good of!! < br > fast after teach kids get up [doraemon helpless] < br > tRcwc]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    一起来挑战#十条要求看看你值不值万年薪#近日,深圳某企业在招聘平台发布招聘年薪万的客服,高薪福利好,但要求都不是寻常招聘中常见的。如马氏躯干腿长指数大于.、长期健身习惯者优先、谈吐文雅不卑不亢。虽然薪酬福利诱人却迟迟未遇合适的应聘者。
[Challenge # together asking to see you is worth all salary # recently, shenzhen some enterprise in recruitment platform for job salary thousands of customer service, high salary welfare is good, but the request is not common in common recruitment. Such as markov trunk index greater than legs., long-term fitness habits is preferred, speech is counted. Although the c&b tempting but it has no suitable candidate.]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家:
    #新车图解#【外观变化明显 实拍斯柯达新款明锐】新款斯柯达明锐将在月中旬上市销售,在这之前我们首次拍摄到了实车,相比海外版本,这次国内版的改款有些不太一样的地方,下面我就为大家简要分析下改款后的新明锐。tRcyjh ​
[# # new graphic 【 appearance change is obvious Make new skoda Octavia 】 the new skoda Octavia will go on sale in the middle of month, before that for the first time, we took the real car, compared with the overseas version of the domestic version of the modified some not too the same place, then I will brief analysis for everybody below new Octavia after modified. tRcyjh]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    【别碰毒品!实拍:吸毒男拒捕,飞檐走壁爬电线[吃惊]】月日,广州市白云区白云湖大朗村,民警在抓捕一名吸毒男子的时,该吸毒男子在出租屋外墙“飞檐走壁”,还从电线上爬到电房上,险象环生。历经千难万险,最终,还是被警方抓获。tRbKv ​
[【! Dont touch the drugs scene shooting drug male resisting arrest, climbing up wire [surprised]] month day, guangzhou baiyun district hushan DaLang village, the police in catching a drug man, the external wall climbing, taking drugs man in rental housing also climb from wires into the electric room, dangerous. After appears and, ultimately, or was captured by the police. tRbKv]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

平安北京:
    【四岁暖心萌娃独自上路 只为给妈妈送防蚊贴[心]】近日,苏州常熟警方接到群众报警,称有一名小女孩独自走在路上,没有大人陪伴。民警赶到时,女孩表现十分淡定,手里抓着手机和防蚊贴。原来,女孩被父母留在家中睡觉,醒后想起妈妈怕蚊子,于是独自出门想给妈妈送手机、驱蚊贴。蜀黍提示:父母不要将...全文: m.weibo ​
[Warm the heart of four years old baby alone on the road Just to give mom anti-mosquito stick [heart]] recently, in suzhou, changshu people call the police, the police said there were a little girl to walk alone on the road, unaccompanied. Performance when the police arrived, the girl is very calm, holding the mobile phone and anti-mosquito. It turns out that girl whose parents stayed at home to sleep, wake up think of mother afraid of mosquitoes, so go out alone want to give mom send mobile phones, drive midge is stuck. Sorghum tip parents not to be... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

微软中国:
    敢玩才出色,@Xbox 色彩搭配的方式是不是多到让你想不到?此时此刻,TA们已经排好队准备接受软粉们的检阅啦~ ​
[Dare to play well, @ the way of the Xbox colour collocation is to make you think? Lined up at the moment, the TA has prepared to accept the soft pink review ~]

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小米手机:
    #小米X#tRcpyl ,小米商城、京东、天猫、苏宁易购、小米之家、全国家优质零售商同步首发。现在预约赢专享好礼→tRwjlQ 先来一波开箱美图@机智猫官微 ​
[# millet X# tRcpyl, millet, jingdong mall, Tmall, Su Ningyi purchase, the home of millet, national quality retailers synchronous starting companies. Now make an appointment to win exclusive gifts - tRwjlQ first come a wave of unpacking wont @ wit cat officer]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    #张一山魔性ILY#张一山的手指走位太妖娆,舞步太奇妙。看得我都想咬一口,让人欲罢不能的妙脆角 tRKsRfPl ​
[# yishan zhang ones ILY# yishan zhang of the finger is so enchanting, too wonderful dance. Look I want to bite, let a person cant bugles tRKsRfPl]

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冷笑话精选:
    假装自己马上会有个房子[允悲]@大神说假装有房🐎一个@请问哪个昵称没被占用留着备用
[假装自己马上会有个房子[允悲]@大神说假装有房🐎一个@请问哪个昵称没被占用留着备用]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【张艺兴为缺席《极限挑战》写假条 网友:字丑不批[二哈]】“小绵羊”张艺兴昨晚微博晒出一张自己手写的“请假条”↓↓解释为何缺席了于上周日晚播出的《极限挑战》↓↓为自证还po出“不在场证据”↓↓然而网友却被艺兴“蜜汁不堪”的字迹吸引↓↓谁说丑萌不是种可爱呢!tRcNNXC ​
[【 lay the ultimate challenge for our absence write netizen word ugly not batch of ha] [two] small sheep lay weibo drying out last night to a handwritten missing left missed broadcast on Sunday night left to explain why the ultimate challenge left left for the card also Po alibi left left netizens, however, attracted to the writing art xing honeydew unbearable left left who say ugly is not a kind of cute! tRcNNXC]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    原来波浪的里面是这样的...想学冲浪了[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRcCxO ​
[This is inside the original wave... Want to learn surfing tRcCxO [doraemon surprised]]

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