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永安街街道办事处：
我不再可以拿还小当理由，也没有人会像儿时般宠我了!随着时光，丰[赞啊]胸[赞啊] 按摩方法食谱儿时交的朋友都是童真，而现在却是出于利用，出于伤害!我拥有的东西却是以牺牲一些东西作为代价!

北美吐槽君：
“我们认识五天就同居，虽然他家暴出轨靠我养，但我还是不想分手” 后续，“垃圾桶捡来的渣灰也有春天”原帖图二（原帖传送门tRLdaL）
[We know five days living together, although his family violence cheating on me, but I still dont want to break up later, trash can pick up to slag ash also has spring the original special (pole portal tRLdaL)]

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微天下：
【阿克萨清真寺入口处再起冲突近百人受伤】当地时间号下午，数万名巴勒斯坦民众聚集在阿克萨清真寺老城狮门附近，要求以色列警方开放全部清真寺入口。以警方同意开放日袭击的发生地——巴卜•胡他的入口。据目击者描述，在入口大门打开瞬间，有民众向以警察扔掷石块。警方随即以弹震弹驱散人群，
[The al-aqsa mosque at the entrance to renewed conflict Nearly injured 】 the afternoon local time, tens of thousands of palestinians gathered near the al-aqsa mosque in the old city lions gate, Israeli police open all mosques entrance. With the police agreed to Open Day attacks occurred -- -month, hu his entrance. Witnesses described, at the entrance door to open the moment, there are people to throw stones at police. The police immediately to play play to disperse the crowd,]

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永安街街道办事处：
总以为我们很爱某个人，皮肤管理培训一趟旅行的出发，波折九曲十八弯。历经颠簸的路途，放眼桂林，褪去华丽的风姿，@半永久培训我嗅到了那些许贫穷的味道。韩式半永久培训也不愿相信身边的人所说的话。 ?
[Always thought that we love someone, the skin of management training trip, twists and turns jiuqu eighteen bend. Through bumpy road, look around guilin, shed beautiful charm, @ semi-permanent training I smell the xu poor taste. Korean semi-permanent training also reluctant to believe in the words of one who is around you. ? ]

老杜找乐儿：
淡定的纽约客
[Detachment of the New Yorker]

从小儿大伙都叫我老杜...

清南师兄：
来聊一聊，单身久了你选对象的标准是会提高还是降低？为什么？
[For a chat, a long single object you choose standard is can raise or lower? Why is that? ]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

黑客凯文：
对于宗教问题，我个人的态度始终是尊重个人自由选择宗教信仰，但反对宗教极端思想和违背个体自由意志的强迫行为。任何宗教信仰都绝对不可以凌驾于法律之上。但是带着因对个体行为产生的偏见，去妖魔化宗教信仰，在我看来这是煽动激化群体之间矛盾的偏见行为，我并不认同。
[For religious problems, my personal attitude is always respect the individual freedom to choose religious beliefs, but against religious extremism and against the force behavior of the individual free will. Any religion is absolutely can not be above the law. But with because of prejudice to the individual behavior, to demonize the religious belief, in my opinion this is inciting intensified contradictions between groups of prejudice behavior, I dont agree with. ]

爆笑：
哈哈哈哈哈我还能再笑半个小时！来自主人内心深处的咆哮！！！[笑cry] tRLmIf
[Ha ha ha ha ha can I laugh again half an hour! Coming from the heart of this master roar!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRLmIf]

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扎头发很简单YOU：
我能怎么办？！我也很绝望啊[摊手] #扎头发很简单YOU#
[What can I do? ! Im very desperate [stand hand] # YOU# hair very simple]

每天更新头发新知识、遇到问题可以私信我~QQ联系：

病房：
吃个鸡吧[哆啦A梦亲亲]
[Eat A chicken [doraemon kiss]]

公众号：零七零三（bingfang）

SurbLue：
就剛，居然在電梯裡遇到白天見到過的一個陌生人。

“Do you have any mental disorders in hugging? ”
“sorry? ”（真的沒聽懂）
“你有擁抱障礙嗎？”
“um… 好像沒有。”

（被一把抱住）

……
時間靜止了秒。
[就剛,居然在電梯裡遇到白天見到過的一個陌生人。 ”拥抱你有精神疾病?“ “对不起?”(真的沒聽懂) ”你有擁抱障礙嗎? 嗯…好像沒有”。 (被一把抱住) …… 時間靜止了秒。]

真好

笑爆：
网友神模仿台湾女生的说话方式，哈哈哈哈蒸的四很机车哎！[笑cry] tRLnEPR
[Netizens god imitation Taiwan girl speak, ha ha ha ha steamed four very locomotive ah! [laughing cry] tRLnEPR]

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解说小楼：
很想一直做个孩子，开开心心抱着娱乐的心态玩很多游戏呀[哆啦A梦花心]
[d been to A child, A happy holding entertainment mentality to play many games ah [doraemon flower heart]]

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GIF馆：
蠢萌的二哈根本没法比，边牧才是汪界里的智商担当！[doge]
[Stupid of two ha couldnt than, the border is Wang Jie IQ bear! [doge]]

qq 有事请联系，Im back

中国新闻网：
#游泳世锦赛加油#【女子x自接力：中国队勇夺银牌[赞]】国际泳联世锦赛女子x自接力决赛，由第一棒艾衍含、第二棒刘子璇、第三棒张雨涵和第四棒李冰洁组成的中国队始终与美国和俄罗斯紧咬。最终美国队以分秒获得金牌，中国队游出分秒，获得银牌！恭喜中国队！tRLdbq
[# # world championships refuel [x woman from relay the Chinese team won the silver medal [who]] fina world championships womens x since the relay team, from the first leg YiYan content, the second great Liu Zixuan third coco, and the fourth great bing-jie li of China and the United States and Russia gritted. USA to split second gold medal, the Chinese team exit the minutes, the silver medal! Congratulations to China! tRLdbq]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

混合泳：
@傅园慧o_O 傅爷辛苦了，@傅春昇胳膊再长cm就有了[允悲]
[Hard @ Fu Yuanhui o_O fu ye, @ Fu Chunsheng Arm cm long have [allow sad]]

DJ-CC：
今天收到一大箱小零食
我们粉丝都对我太好了[二哈]
演出完回到家忍不住来给你们放毒了哈哈哈 tRLdEio
[Today received a big box of small snacks our fans are too good to me [two ha] play at home cant help to you ha ha ha tRLdEio poison]

Party DJ. 工作事宜请私信。

CheeseGyu：
深夜吸一吸小葵的这家伙的人气！！！
我大概是第一次看小葵跳啊难掩激动之情
tRLdCcC
[Absorb a small in the middle of the night kwai the growing popularity of this guy!!!!!! I probably is the first time to see small kwai jump ah Cannot hide excitement tRLdCcC]

超凶👿

内涵搞笑：
女生被口是什么感觉？[doge] #内涵搞笑#
[Girl is mouth is what feeling? [doge] funny # # connotation]

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吕畅九theYEO中文首站：
[官咖]#吕畅九# - #吕畅九YEOONE#
官咖更新留言 P及评论一则
[#yeoone# ]with
bgm - Park Won(all of my life)
-cg 这样淅淅沥沥地下着雨挺好
【cr @CUBE_PTG 】
【翻译by a】
【资源by a+转载注明原出处】
[[officer cafe] # Lv Chang # - # Lv Chang nine YEOONE# officer cafe update messages and comments a P [# YEOONE#] with BGM - Park Won (all of my life) - CG mingled with underground with rain so well cr @ CUBE_PTG 】【【 translation by a 】 resource indicated by a + reproduced the original source 】【]

【！什么都缺！】【..-】PENTAGON成员吕畅九YEOONE中文首站。twitter@theYEO_cn

励志这件小事：
任何时候，都不要瞧不起别人…鸟活着时，吃蚂蚁，鸟死后，蚂蚁吃鸟。一棵树可以制成一百万根火柴，烧光一百万棵树只需一根火柴。
[Any time, dont look down on others... After the death of birds alive, eat ants, birds, the ants eat the bird. A tree can be made into one million match, just a match to burn one million trees. ]

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总裁语录：
【人生四门必修课】一是善良。做人不一定要轰轰烈烈，顶天立地，但一定要善良真诚！二是快乐。世上没有绝对幸福的人，只有不肯快乐的心。三是踏实。踏踏实实做人，实实在在办事，多一些努力就多一些成功的机会。四是正直。为人要正直，做事要正派，坐得端、走的直、行得正，堂堂正正才是立世之基。
[A life of four required courses 】【 is kind. The person dont have to be vigorous, indomitable spirit, but must be kind and sincere! The second is happiness. There is no absolute happiness of person, only not happy heart. Three is steadfast. Steadfast personhood, real, more effort is more chance of success. it is upright. To upright, to decent, sit side, walk straight, positive, open and is made of the base. ]

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心中那一抹微光_：
“ 当你的才华还撑不起你的野心时，那你就应该静下心来学习。当你的经济还撑不起你的梦想时，那你就应该踏实的去工作！”
[When your talent also cant afford to support your ambition, then you should calm down and learn. When your economy still cant afford to hold your dream, then you should go to work steadfastly! ]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

曾凯敏zkm：
大半夜的被妖风吓醒，翻开微博才发现大家都在吐槽。把家里的门窗都挨个关紧，还是他妈的乱响，作为一个外地人，蒙上被子躲在被窝里想到一系列自然灾害[污]抱紧胖胖的自己，带耳机睡觉💤 听不到听不到听不到！可怕。。 #成都妖风#
[Gets scared by evil wind, open microblogging found that everyone in the fun. 把家里的门窗都挨个关紧，还是他妈的乱响，作为一个外地人，蒙上被子躲在被窝里想到一系列自然灾害[污]抱紧胖胖的自己，带耳机睡觉💤 听不到听不到听不到！ Terrible.. Chengdu evil wind # #]

只是一个导演，而已。

暖心耳语：
不管当下的我们有没有人爱,我们也要努力做一个可爱的人,不埋怨谁,不嘲笑谁，也不羡慕谁，阳光下灿烂，风雨中奔跑，做自己的梦，走自己的路。#情话书签#
[No matter the present we have the person love, we will strive to do a lovely man, dont blame who, dont laugh at who, also dont envy who, the sun is bright, the wind and rain run, do your own dream, go your own way. # # prattle bookmarks]

美东侨报：
#侨报新闻速递#【郭台铭现身白宫特朗普：最伟大商人】鸿海集团董事长郭台铭周三下午在白宫宣布旗下的富士康在美为期五年、投资亿美元，项目涉及全产业链，包括电池、面板、云端网路、大数据等，而不仅仅是电视面板和电视组装工厂。富士康在美投资的策略也显示，它一方面可以借助美国的优惠政策降低
[# qiaobao news update # 【 gou appearance in the White House Trump the greatest businessman 】 hon hai chairman terry gou, Wednesday afternoon at the White House announced its foxconn for five years, investment in the United States dollars, the project involves the whole industry chain, including batteries, panels, the cloud network, big data, etc., and not just the TV panel and TV assembly plant. Foxconns strategy in the investment in the United States, on the one hand, it can be supported by preferential policies of the United States]

《侨报》（THE CHINA PRESS）年月日在美国纽约创刊，是美国唯一一家以简体字印刷出版的微博粉丝超万的华文日报。

米兰新闻：
R罗主罚任意球！！进了！！！ tRLgiD
[R, kick all!!!!! Into the!!!!!! tRLgiD]

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占豪：
叶挺的孙子为啥急了？看完《建军大业》这个镜头算是明白了！[摊手]
[Yeh tings grandson, why worry? After watching this lens is to understand the cause for army! [stand hand]]

新浪唯一微博，其它均冒充！《大博弈中国之危与机》、《黄金游戏》、《货币战争背景中国经济与应对方略》作者。

蘇氏某人：
Jerry 打死不開微博這事我可是一直都很困擾啊[允悲]
[Jerry killed doesnt open weibo I but have been troubled [allow sad]]

👔👞💼👓🐈🐕🍱🍻🍽

Ayuko-葉子：
没把歌弄好的我没资格睡觉。
[Didnt fix song I dont have the qualification to sleep. ]

蔡小心：
醉里跫音天，忧愁好花多？叹是春秋百鸣，数古圣贤尽化尘。酒气歌，谪仙才重回人间？

万里雨飘荡，朦胧帘细细？只见美人多情，夜中西亭闲望我。思国事，哪顾了儿女情长？

..凌晨乱弹一首答小友
蔡小心
[Drunk in QiongYin day, spend much sad? Sigh is the spring and autumn period and the best, several ancient sages as dust. No song, fallen fairy to return to earth? Wan Liyu drifting, hazy shade fine fine? See beauty amorous, night of Chinese and western pavilion idle at me. A state, which regard the be immersed in love? .. Strum a song in the morning a little friends CAI carefully]

军艺毕业；党史、抗美援朝战史学者；红西路军研究会发起人；三个红色公益团体负责人。我是中国农民的儿子，我深爱这个国家。微博社区专家委员会成员。

SLOMO-Lu小鱼：
今天也要元气满满
[Today also to feet]

『SLOMO 美漫资讯汉化资源』『少看科普多看原著』『KY请绕道』

Houson猴姆：
《权力的游戏》第八季最终季剧本全部写完，何时开播仍未定！HBO电视部老大Casey Bloys表示《权力的游戏》第八季集剧本都写完了，但是目前还未确定何时开播，可能是明年，也可能推到年！他说第八季会是非常重大的一季，两位主创David Benioff和Dan Weiss还在权衡第八季要花多久拍摄，尤其最终季只
[The eighth season final season of game of thrones all written script, when the air is still pending. HBO television unit boss Casey Bloys said game of thrones season eight sets the script is finished, but is not sure when to start, may be the next year, may also be pushed to the year! He said the eighth season will be very big one season, two senior David Benioff and Dan Weiss also taken in how long does it take to weigh the eighth season, especially in the end season only]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！