2017年7月27日星期四

The first China radio and television emperor, jinshan night host, journalist and writer, famous exp

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# ​


首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女学员学车途中猝死 法院判驾校无过错】东莞一名女学员在驾校培训过程中突然晕倒,随后在教练和其他学员帮助下被送往医院抢救无效死亡,后诊断为心源性猝死。死者家属因此将驾校告上法庭,要求后者赔偿万余元。法院认为,驾校并无过错↓↓↓tRytDW ​
[The female students student driver on sudden death Court sentenced to driving no-fault 】 the dongguan a female students in the process of driving school suddenly fainted, then in the coach and help other students were taken to a hospital rescue invalid death, after a diagnosis of sudden cardiac death. The families of the dead will therefore driving to court, request the latter more than yuan for compensation. The court held that there was a driving school and no-fault left left left tRytDW down down down]

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猫扑:
    回复@李二白_哈哈哈哈这地太热了[允悲]@李二白_[允悲]小孩的心里可能是这么想的,妈的,烫死我了,躺一分钟都得烤熟了。
[Reply @ Li Erbai _ ha ha ha ha its too hotallow sad @ Li Erbai _ [allow sad] a childs heart might be thinking, mama of, hot dead I, lay a minute have baked the cakes.]

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微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 我的前半生拥有的那些豪车[小黄人坏笑]子君会选择哪一辆呢[并不简单]
[# big V chat car # I first half owned those cars [yellow people laugh] zijun will choose which one? [] are not simple]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:最近男朋友跟她前女友联系了,后来跟他闹分手回来之后他整天藏着手机,他说你不看我手机,我也不看你手机,他每天帮我带到他家,其实我并不快乐,我还爱他也许是不甘心吧,他好不容易才把我追到手,有一次去喝酒撑着喝醉了当我我的面亲了我们同事一下,当场看见我的心就像刀割一样痛...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend the recent former girlfriend contact with her boyfriend, then break up with his back he hides all day long after the phone, he says you dont look at my mobile phone, I also dont see your mobile phone, he helped me to his home every day, in fact, I was not happy, I also love he may be unwilling, he had a difficult time to pull me, once went out drinking with a drunk when I my face kissed us colleagues, on the spot to see my heart like a knife pain... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#新娘撒硬币讨彩头,路人制神器捡钱,没毛病!tRPdcef ​
[Travel life # # bride and COINS for heat, passers-by artifact picking up money, no problem! tRPdcef]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【当你在约会软件上看到这种头像 真是闪瞎了眼!】大家一定用过某些社交软件吧,在上面可以找男、女盆友。所以你的头像非常重要。如果看起来高富帅或白富美,那你约到人的几率不可小觑。但后来大家发现,这些头像才是狂刷存在感的[doge]↓↓↓tRvW ​
[When you see this picture on the dating software was a flash of blind!] You must have used some social software, in the above can be looking for a boyfriend and girlfriend. So your avatar is very important. If the Grosvenor LTD look handsome or Bai Fu beauty, about to people that you chance to be reckoned with. But then we found that the head is swiping a sense [the doge] left left left tRvW down down down]

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冷笑话精选:
    暖心姐姐唱催眠曲哄弟弟睡觉,
弟弟的内心是崩溃的……[允悲]
tRHi ​

[Warm heart sister sing lullabies coax younger brother sleep, < br > my brothers heart is breaking... [allow sad] < br > tRHi]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    十赌九输说的就是这个意思tRXfI ​
[Say is this meaning tRXfI money]

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猫扑:
    【反应快!小朋友从电动车后座跌落 手脚并用爬到便道】日,深圳一小朋友在电动车后座上被颠下来,没有丝毫停留,便手脚并用爬到便道上。视频拍摄者表示,事后小朋友妈妈反应过来停下了车,小朋友应该只擦破皮。[摊手]小朋友反应真快[笑cry]骑电动车带小孩上路一定要多加小心啊。tRAdxv ...全文: m.weibo ​
[Quick! Children falling from electric car in the back seat Hands and climbed up the sidewalk 】, shenzhen a kid in electric vehicles in the back seat be kicked down, no stay, then hands and climb on the pavement. Video photographer, said after the kids mother react to stop the car, children should only chafed skin. [stand hand] kids really quick [laugh cry] on electric bring children be careful on the road. TRAdxv... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    我觉得游戏bug成这样不行[允悲] tRtJu ​
[I think the game bug into such not allow sad tRtJu]

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优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#听说只有天赋异禀骨骼惊奇聪明伶俐颜值赛高人美嘴甜的人才能做到#张一山秋水誓# 小拇指压住大拇指,其他手指竖起来[good]@张一山 能做到,还有谁?![阴险]仁和同学请出列@周冬雨 @陈奕龙 @齐溪 @尤靖茹 @魏健隆 @杨玥玥杨羊 ​
[# # the spring breeze miles as you heard that only talented bones surprise smart appearance level race down the honeymouthed talent can do # # yishan zhang colchicine oath little pin thumb, fingers up to [good] @ yishan zhang can do it, who else? ! [insidious] benevolence and classmates please dequeue @ zhou @ Chen Yilong @ JiXi @ YouJingRu @ Wei Jianlong @ Yang Yue he Yang sheep]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    从前,有两只穷狗。终于有一天,来了个有钱人,把其中一只领养了。临走前,狗a在笼子里对狗b喊 __________________________ 你们猜喊了啥? ​
[Once upon a time, there lived two poor dog. Finally one day, came a rich man, the one adopted. Before he left, the dog in the cage to the dog b shout __________________________ shout? What do you guess? ​]

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冷笑话精选:
    其实你本来就很圆润[doge]
[In fact you already very round [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【美女主播被热恋富豪骗万 分手才知对方女扮男装】女扮男装的郑芳在某平台认识女主播杨某。郑芳把自己塑造成香港“富豪”,出手阔绰,每天在杨某的平台里充值几百至几千元不等。她一人分饰五角,骗取杨某多万元。杨某万万没想到郑芳竟是一名家庭主妇↓↓↓tRwJe ​
[The female anchors was rich in love cheat Break up just know each other en 】 en Zheng Fang know anchorwoman Yang in a platform. Zheng Fang himself as a rich in Hong Kong, generous, I every day in the platform of Yang top-up several hundred to several thousand yuan. She acted the role of the pentagon, defraud Yang is more than ten thousand yuan. Yang had never expected Zheng Fang turns out to be a housewife left left left tRwJe down down down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【美女主播被热恋富豪骗万 分手才知对方女扮男装】女扮男装的郑芳在某平台认识女主播杨某。郑芳把自己塑造成香港“富豪”,出手阔绰,每天在杨某的平台里充值几百至几千元不等。她一人分饰五角,骗取杨某多万元。杨某万万没想到郑芳竟是一名家庭主妇↓↓↓tRwJe ​
[The female anchors was rich in love cheat Break up just know each other en 】 en Zheng Fang know anchorwoman Yang in a platform. Zheng Fang himself as a rich in Hong Kong, generous, I every day in the platform of Yang top-up several hundred to several thousand yuan. She acted the role of the pentagon, defraud Yang is more than ten thousand yuan. Yang had never expected Zheng Fang turns out to be a housewife left left left tRwJe down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    宝马新五系如何?来看直播👏
[New BMW series? 来看直播👏]

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优酷:
    @冯唐 老师的丹青妙笔,文学造诣,令优酷君仰慕已久。今天掐指一算,正适合作诗写字,一句#春风十里不如你#,天天翘首盼剧集,向全体追剧的同学致敬! #春风体挑战#喊小红@周冬雨 和秋水 @张一山 交作业啦!社会我红姐,人美就看你! ​
[The painters of the @ feng teacher even, literary attainments, make youku you admire already a long time. Today but a calculate, is suitable for writing poetry, # # spring breeze miles than you, eagerly look forward to every day series, salute to all the classmates chase play! Challenge # # spring breeze body called the little red @ zhou and youthful @ yishan zhang homework! Im a public society, a person see you! ​]

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#老司机?男子让女友坐其腿上教开车,结果女友被拘天[doge]tRZhvA ​
[# # travel life old driver? Mens girlfriend sit their teaching on the leg drive, the girlfriend was detained days [doge] tRZhvA]

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猫扑:
    【男童骑共享单车被撞身亡索赔万震惊美帝 美国网友炸锅了!】日前,岁男童骑共享单车出车祸身亡,家长将ofo告上法庭要求赔偿高达万元人民币的赔偿,这一事件引起了网络热议。甚至在美国也都掀起了一阵讨论。而大部分的美国网友认为这个诉求十分合理,索赔高价的行为也并非是在无理勒索。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The boy Shared bike knocked death claim shocked us The net friend fryer anymore! The boy who Shared bike accident died, parents will ofo to court for compensation of up to ten thousand yuan compensation, the incident caused a network. Even in the United States is also an discussion. While most American netizens think the claim is reasonable, claims the behavior of the high price also is not in the irrational blackmail. ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报# 【一条“不归路” 写下丰田改装史】车主说:作为后,在上大学的时候通过自己的努力,用两年的时间圆了自己最初的性能车梦想。也因为丰田的到来,将我引上了一条不归路,一条让我怎么走也走不到头的改装道路。传送门:tRzCGu ​
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 a point of no return write history of Toyota modified 】 the owner said, as after, in college through their own efforts, with two years round his initial performance car dreams. Also because of the arrival of the Toyota, will I on a slippery slope, a let I cant go how can I get to the end of road. Portal tRzCGu]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【浙江一男子坚持夜跑年 髋关节磨得差点不能走路】夜跑忠粉陈先生坚持夜跑年,最后把身材练好了,却差点连路都走不了。采访时,他摸了摸自己那双练得满是肌肉的腿欲言又止。要是再恶化,连走路都会变得很困难↓↓这才是科学的跑步方法↓↓你跑对了吗?tRzqQd ​
[The night to run years with a man in zhejiang province Hip mill run almost cant walk 】 night loyal Chen insisted that night to run years, finally perfected the figure, but almost cant even walk road. An interview, he was touched her practice is full of muscle of leg trembles. If again deteriorate, it becomes difficult to even walk will left left which is the scientific method of running left left you run to? tRzqQd]

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南方都市报:
    【美国麦当劳冰淇淋机被指严重发霉,中国麦当劳连夜发声明】有网友发文称,美国路易斯安那州一家麦当劳餐厅的冰淇淋机,被实习生指责严重发霉。该实习生Nick无意间打开冰淇淋制作机后盖,发现机器里存放奶油的凹槽里,附着了厚厚的发霉奶油。经理表示夏天冰淇淋生意这么好,没时间清理,还不让Nick清理...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 the United States McDonalds ice cream machine is refers to the severe moldy, McDonalds China overnight hair statement 】 some netizens said, Louisiana a McDonalds restaurant ice cream machine, accused by intern serious moldy. The interns Nick inadvertently open the ice cream making machine back cover, found the grooves in the machine for cream, attached to the thick cream mould. Manager said summer ice cream business is so good, dont have time to clean up, also dont let Nick to clear... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁已婚女出轨小岁男子 欲分手遭强暴拍裸照】李丽是桂林一家大公司的高级白领,已婚,育有一子。身材苗条的她由于保养得当姿容秀丽。李丽婚外恋后悔后,情人赵某不顾李丽生理期及左脚受伤,强行与李丽发生了关系,并拍下李丽的裸照,还进行殴打↓↓↓tRhx ​
[【 old married female infidelity small old man To break up raped is posing nude 】 li li is a senior white-collar, guilin is a big company who are married, have one son. Slim her due to the maintenance of proper enshrouded beauty. Li li an extramarital affair regret after, the lover zhao mou not Gu Lili physiological period and injured his left foot, forcibly happened relationship with lily, and take a picture of li li of a nude also left left left tRhx beating]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【霸气小姐姐识破乞讨假盲人,女孩怒斥“快下车”[怒]】湖北武汉地铁号线上,一女孩发现两男子是装瞎乞讨,于是拦住他们要求下车,两男子发现被识破也怂了。两男子被骂后,还说了句“地铁上都是装的……[摊手][摊手]tRwGNXj ​
[【 little sister see through false begging the blind, the girl angrily rejected fast car [anger]] hubei wuhan metro line, a man is blind girl found two beg, so stop they asked to get off, two men also found the unintelligent was revealed. Two men were scold, also said a sentence on the subway is installed... [stand hand] [stand hand] tRwGNXj]

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猫扑:
    靠北哦@达达达达达普 靠北
[North oh @ dada dada das north]

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汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# @西瓜君:“不超过万,来个合资SUV,本人,最起码驾驶室要大点,劲客和缤智怎么样,大家还有更好的建议吗?” ​
[# @ # family help family watermelon jun not more than, to a joint venture SUV, himself, at the very least the cab to bigger, strength and bean think how, you have better advice? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 英国政府日宣布,将于年起全面禁售汽油和柴油汽车,届时市场上只允许电动汽车等新能源环保车辆销售,这意味着从年起政府将不允许汽油和柴油车出售。计划还提出,地方政府应出台具体措施来改善污染严重地区的空气质量。tRAijox ​
[# #.so the topic, the British government, announced on year comprehensive bans on petrol and diesel cars, then only allow electric cars on the market such as new energy vehicle sales of environmental protection, which means that the government since years will not be allowed to gasoline and diesel sales. It also put forward, the local government should introduce measures to improve the air quality in the area of serious pollution. tRAijox]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男孩从冰箱拿出一罐饮料瞬间爆炸 脸部缝针】近日上海嘉定一男孩从冰箱拿出一罐冰冻可乐,开启瞬间发生爆炸。拉环直接划到孩子脸上,在医院外缝针内缝针↓↓冰箱不是万能的,除了汽水和啤酒不能进冷冻箱外,这些食物甚至不适合放在冰箱里↓↓↓tRvleS ​
[The boy took a can of drink instant explosion from the refrigerator Face stitches 】 recently Shanghai jiading a boy took a can of frozen coke from the fridge, open instant explosion. TAB directly to the childs face, outside the hospital stitches stitches left left in the refrigerator is not everything, besides soda and beer can into the cooler, these foods are not suitable for even the fridge left left left tRvleS down down down]

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优酷:
    #极限挑战# 又现新玩法!极限男人帮化身“网络主播”,为了完成吸粉六万的任务,可谓花招百出[笑cry]@黄渤 狂发“福利”,@黄磊微博 嘟嘴卖萌[污]九亿少女的梦想@林更新 更是一展歌喉[憧憬]然而结果到底如何,本周日晚#优酷极限挑战# 与你一起看老司机解决新难题咯[坏笑]
tRvpuj ​

[# and ultimate challenge # now, new play! Limit the man help incarnation network host, in order to complete the sixty thousand mission, powder is fraudsters [laugh cry] @ Huang Bo crazy hair welfare, @ Huang Leiwei bo du mouth show MOE [pollution] nine hundred million girls dream @ Lin update But also sing [hope] result how, however, on Sunday night # # youku limit challenge together with you to see the old driver to solve the new problem cough up [laugh] < br > tRvpuj]

南方都市报:
    【女主持人台上晕倒 已无大碍 休息后又上班了】日,邯郸广播电视台《邯郸新闻》主播张涵在主持一场发布活动时,突然身体僵直的倒下去。随后,经过现场工作人员救治,并送医院急救后恢复意识。电视台一位负责人称:张涵最近的确比较疲惫。经过治疗,张涵目前已无大碍。封面新闻tRABjZC ​
[The hostess fainted on stage There is no matter Rest after work 】, handan station in the handan news anchor zhang presided over a launch event, stiff suddenly fell down. Then, through field staff, and regained consciousness after send hospital first aid. A responsible person zhang is tired recently. After treatment, zhang has no big deal. Cover news tRABjZC]

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[Published A blog post the A shares have almost no stock not bet! Two cities stocks on equity pledge - author Ceng Yanxin a-shares have almost no stock not bet! Two city stock on equity pledge - author Ceng Yanxin this article source brokerage China equity pledge, below the warning line, tight tRAsCr]

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[The little sister see through false begging blind Girl nu fast car [anger]] hubei wuhan metro line, a man is blind girl found two beg, then stopped off they asked left left two men also found the unintelligent were blown down, after the two men were scold, also said a sentence left left down to what do you think? [stand hand] tRAFTGF]

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    【拒绝安检 女子大闹机场破口大骂[吃惊]】近日,广西南宁吴圩国际机场,乘客张某经多次劝导,仍不愿意将随身物品安检,对安检员和民警破口大骂,试图强行通过安检通道。最终民警只好将张某强制带离现场。张某的行为构成扰乱公共秩序和阻碍执行职务,警方对其做出罚款元的处罚。tRABHeP ​
[【 refused to security woman swearing make the airport [surprised]] recently, the guangxi nanning Wu Wei international airport, the passengers zhang mou after repeated persuasion, is not willing to put your belongings security checks, shouted at subject and civilian police, tried to force their way through security channel. The police finally had to zhang forced out of the scene. Zhang behavior disrupting public order and hinder the performance of duties, the police to make fine punishment. tRABHeP]

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