2017年7月30日星期日

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视频工坊:
    从来没见过这么疯狂的……假粉丝[笑cry](邓先森) tRrus ​​​



知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

英国那些事儿:
    谁让你穿这么少,活该被强奸....面对这种奇葩逻辑,这妹子用自己狗狗的故事,把他们怼得无话可说.... ​​​
[Who let you wear so little, deserve being raped... In the face of such wonderful work logic, that sister with her dog story, Dui them have nothing to say... ​​​]


一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

思想聚焦:
    一些冥冥中阻止你的,正是为了今天和明天,乃至以后的漫长岁月,让真正属于你的,最终属于你。有时候,你以为的归宿,其实只是过渡;你以为的过渡,其实就是归宿。——张宗子《书时光》 ​​​​
[Some mianmianzhong stop you, it is for today and tomorrow, and even after long years, really belongs to you, eventually belong to you. Sometimes, do you think of home, in fact just transition; Do you think of the transition, in fact is the end-result. - Zhang Zongzi book time]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

这里是美国:
    【当你跟你的女朋友讲道理时[允悲] 】...就问你敢艾特Ta吗?tRygIW ​​​
[【 when you reason with your girlfriend [allow sad]]... Dare ask you @ Ta? tRygIW]


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苦逼老湿:
    我弟说他把手机摔了一下,从此屏幕就变得特别敏感[二哈][二哈][二哈]来感受一下他玩手游[笑cry] tRWLUK ​​​
[My brother said that he dropped the phone and from then on, the screen will become especially sensitive [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] to feel his play mobile game [laugh cry] tRWLUK]


影视KOL,创意人,段子手,搬运工,爱八卦。【想“伸♂入”了解这个家伙 点进“原创”看看哟,不收钱~(^з^)-☆

最神奇的视频:
    这些啊…如果没有摄像机,有些人一辈子也看不到的[吃惊][吃惊] tROOE ​​​
[These... If there is no camera, some people never see [surprised] [surprised] tROOE]


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久久妹妹:
    “周末好!今天Mason为大家带来一首张震岳的《再见》,希望大家喜欢,并且掌声鼓励,耶耶✌️!”tRpoGd (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!) ​​​
[A good weekend! Today Mason to bring us a DJ orange goodbye , hope you like them, applause and encouragement, yeah yeah ✌ ️! TRpoGd (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ​​​]


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头条新闻:
    【小猴误触高压电线死亡 猴妈妈抱尸数日不舍】近日,在印度一只小猴子在穿越树梢时,不幸触电坠地死亡。悲剧发生后,猴妈妈第一时间试图救活它,却还是返魂无术。之后好几天,猴妈妈无论是在墙上行走或是爬树,手里一直都抱着这个夭折的孩子。画面让人心碎。tRqQaH ​​​
[The little monkey died accidentally touch high-voltage wire Monkey mother resin for just a few days do not give up 】 recently, a small monkey in India through the treetops, unfortunately shock fell to death. After the tragedy, the mother tried to revive it the first time, but still return the soul without surgery. After several days, the mother whether to walk or climb a tree on the wall, hands have been holding the dead child. Heartbreaking. tRqQaH]


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秋田六千:
    各位云养猫的朋友你们好,想吸猫……屁屁嘛?[笑而不语] tRSsi ​​​
[Hello, dear friends of cloud cat want to suck the cat... Fart fart? [smiling without a word] tRSsi]


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回忆专用小马甲:
    刚刚洗好的新衣服,又被端午妞妞踩出了一个个小脚印,还用无辜的眼睛望着我。端午和妞妞:说起来你可能不信,是衣服先动的手。行~你们可爱你们说了算。但洗衣服真是一大烦恼啊[悲伤]然而自从上了@天猫超市 找到了很多家居日常实用小物品,和端午妞妞一起每天都美滋滋#这才是real新生活智慧#。 ​​​
[Just washed clothes, and dragon boat niu stepping out of a small footprint, also looked at me with innocent eyes. Dragon boat and niu say you may not believe, is the clothes first hand. Ok ~ you lovely you have the final say. But washing clothes is really a big trouble! [sad] yet since the @ Tmall supermarket to find a lot of household daily practical small items, and dragon boat niu together everyday alacrity # # this is the real new life wisdom. ​​​]


《愿无岁月可回头》

嘉桦ella:
    蒙面唱將猜猜猜第二季今晚開録囉!解接要開啟坐飛機上班的日子啦!當然也要開啟矇的模式,看看第二季解接可以矇中幾個唱將![嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]月底記得和解接一起猜起來!喔耶🎉🎉
每一趟解接要用美照紀錄蒙面第二季!!
#蒙面唱将猜猜猜##陈嘉桦蒙面唱将猜猜猜# ​​​

[Masked sing will guess recorded in the second quarter of tonights open! Solution after days to open a plane to work! Enlightenment, of course, also want to open mode, see in the second quarter in the pick up can be a few will sing! [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] remember at the end of settlement by guess up together! 喔耶🎉🎉
每一趟解接要用美照纪录蒙面第二季!! < br > # masked sing Chen jia hua will guess to # # masked will guess to #]



也就傳說中的美麗奇女子,美奇解接! 田馥甄,你是吳買樂,更是我的女神!! 老婆,一日為妻,終生為妻,我愛你!!

Daghe:
    千禧年
东北妈妈在俄罗斯 ​​​

[Millennium < br > the northeast mother in Russia]


我是来自加州的Monata,喜欢日光浴、观看马术表演和shopping~

LEO它爹:
    说声好久不见…… tRpENJ ​​​
[Say long time no see... tRpENJ]


两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……

知书少年:
    网易云音乐中有收藏数最多的歌单整理 [憧憬] ​​​
[Netease cloud has the maximum number of collection of music playlist sorting [hope]]


亦如少年模样。订阅号:zssn

夏达:
    我心脏手术只休息了一个月,上颌面开刀流着哈喇子也在画分镜,你们可以说我画的烂不许说我不认真![二哈]
不过这次嘛……九月前说不画就不画,一笔都不画[doge]哼 ​​​

[My heart surgery only to rest for a month, upper surface operation flow to admire la son in the painting points mirror, you can say I did bad dont said I dont care! [two ha] < br > but this time...... Say no before September, painting is not a painting [doge] hum]


小野妹子学吐槽:
    时间观念、物价观念、审美观念,应该是交朋友时最重要的三观了吧。 ​​​
[The concept of time, prices, aesthetic idea, should be the most important when making friends through it. ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

大胃王密子君:
    #大胃王密子君# 美食界的鸡·舌尖上的风情万种!不爱吃鸡的吃货不正经[小黄人坏笑]tRKFyE ​​​
[# # the big stomach wang zijun gastronomy, chicken on the tip of the tongue, amorous feelings! Do not love to eat chicken version is not serious [yellow people laugh] tRKFyE]


快乐的吃货!

环球时报:
    一首BGM毁掉美国大片儿,美国队长,雷神兄弟都杯具了[doge] tRbqQLw @王尼玛 ​​​
[A BGM destroy the American blockbusters, captain America, thor brothers are cup [doge] tRbqQLw @ nima wang]


报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

电影工厂:
    珍贵画面,当年《千与千寻》声优配音现场,宫崎骏老爷子压阵,为了配吃鸡腿于是真的现场再吃,,,,[哈哈]tRKnzq ​​​
[Precious pictures, was at the scene of the spirited away the making dubbing, hayao miyazaki (anchors, in order to match eat chicken feet and so it was the scene again,,,, ha ha tRKnzq]


主营:炮制各种影视动漫花边,推荐影视精品!

歐陽娜娜Nana:
    阿哥🐖 @羅志祥
生日快樂耶!!
年底 #机器之血# 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻 ​​​

[阿哥🐖 @罗志祥
生日快乐耶!!
年底 #机器之血# 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻 ​​​]



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Happy张江:
    恩恩恩,我也是[doge]#微博爆料# ​​​
[Boon boon boon, I also am [doge] # weibo report #]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

街拍滚叔:
    月日街拍更新,今日最爱[心][心][心] ​​​
[Taking snapshots updated February nd, todays favourite [heart] [heart] [heart]]


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阅读手册:
    知世故而不世故,才是最善良的成熟。
愿你趟过世俗浑水,仍能不沾染那一身的世故。 ​​​

[As sophisticated but not worldly, is the most kind mature. < br > may you wade secular muddy water, still can from that one of the world. ​​​]


在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ

噗嗤大叔:
    有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」? ​​​
[What let a person shine at the moment of old jokes renovation? ​​​]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

潮短发:
    #男神发型精选#要不要给你家小宝贝换个帅气的发型~tRbgIgS ​​​
[# male hairstyle selected # god want to give your baby a handsome hairdo ~ tRbgIgS]


十套新衣服不抵一个新发型!改变,从头开始!

音娱风向牌:
    近期的生活状态[摊手] tRlBtJ ​​​
[[stand hand] tRlBtJ recent life status]


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wu2198:
    这个世界,总有你不喜欢的人,也总有人不喜欢你。这都很正常。 ​​​
[This world, there is always a person, you dont like someone dont like you, too. This is very normal. ​​​]


我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

搜达足球:
    【冲突】昨晚广州德比,富力外援乌索与恒大球员于汉超发生争执,乌索在社交软件上公开表示于汉超对自己说的话是:“monkey,do you want banana?(猴子,你想吃香蕉吗?)”。在比赛直播中并没有能确认于汉超口型的片段,但能明显听出乌索在向裁判申诉中表达banana、monkey等词汇。 ​​​
[Fuli foreign aid [conflicts] guangzhou Derby last night, ursolic arguing with Evergrande player Yu Hanchao, ursolic on social software is openly Yu Hanchao said to himself monkey, do you want a banana? (monkey, would you like some bananas?). Can live in the game and there is no confirmation Yu Hanchao mouth pieces, but can clearly recognize ursolic expressed in complained to the banana, monkey and other words. ​​​]


搜达足球——足球数据专家,致力于提供全面、准确、深度、个性化的足球资讯服务。

梨视频:
    【创意!#车载猫咪吊床#,我觉得OK[喵喵]】宠物用品公司新开发了一款能安在车里的小吊床,专为喵喵设计。铲屎官再也不用担心喵星人的兜风问题了!tRUIQpN ​​​
[【 creativity! # # on-board cat hammock, I feel OK [meow]] new pet products company developed a small hammock to Ann in the car, designed for meow meow. Shovel excrement officer dont have to worry about meow star people for a ride! tRUIQpN]


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新浪娱乐:
    【小S揭与阿雅年心结 哽咽道歉:不够尊重她】小S聊起学生时会故意开阿雅玩笑,工作后也一样,有一次阿雅说,“请你以后不要再众人面前这样开我玩笑,很不舒服。”事过境迁,但这事一直在小S心中,最近她向对方致歉:当她想改变时,你还用同样的方法对她,那就是你不尊重别人→tRZsj ​​​
[The small S jie and friendship in the heart a SOB apology not enough respect her 】 small S talking about deliberately aya joke, when students work, too, once the friendship said, please, dont again so I joke to all, very uncomfortable. Changed, but it has been in a small S heart, she recently to the other party to apologize when she wants to change, you still use the same method to her, thats what you dont respect yourself, respect others, tRZsj]


新浪娱乐

樊建川:
    🔫🔫🔫。 ​​​
[🔫🔫🔫。 ​​​]


建川博物馆馆长。

韩国me2day:
    【naver综合】日晚,#裴秀智# 出席了在首尔汝矣岛某餐厅举行的SBS新剧<当你入睡时>杀青宴,超级好看的裴兔子~[太开心] ​​​
[Comprehensive 】 【 naver day night, miss # # attended the SBS held at a restaurant in Seoul yeouido new dinner filming for the < > when you go to sleep, and super nice pei rabbit ~ [quite happy]]


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央视新闻:
    【表情包首登大荧幕 “内心戏”太多】日前,一部以表情包为角色的动画电影《表情奇幻冒险》在北美上映。电影中,[泪]永远在哭,成为亿万富翁内心狂喜也依然泪流不止;[嘻嘻]永远在笑,摔断了腿也只能“哈哈哈”…有网友说,现代人手机里的表情越来越多,可脸上的表情却越来少…戳视频↓你怎么看? ​​​
[【 expression BaoShouDeng big screen acting too much 】, to expression package for the role of the animation movie the expression fantasy adventure, released in North America. In the movie, the tears forever crying, to becoming a billionaire inner ecstasy is still more than tears. Hee hee always laughed at by, broke his leg can only ha ha ha... Some netizens said, more and more modern phone expression, but the expression on her face to less... Poke video left what do you think? ​​​]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

凤凰卫视:
    看了这个,你们应该就知道西游记里面六小龄童老师演的有多到位了吧...网友:这猴子是看了多少遍《西游记》[笑cry] ​​​
[To see this, you should know how zhang jinlai teachers play in journey to the west in place... Net friend how many times this monkey is watching journey to the west [laugh cry]]


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