【别碰毒品！实拍：吸毒男拒捕，飞檐走壁爬电线[吃惊]】月日，广州市白云区白云湖大朗村，民警在抓捕一名吸毒男子的时，该吸毒男子在出租屋外墙“飞檐走壁”，还从电线上爬到电房上，险象环生。远离毒品，吸毒有害健康[伤心]↓↓tRtPQaE
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【姑娘岁开始吸人血 长大后真的不敢晒太阳[费解]】这不是一个恐怖故事，但她的确喜欢喝人血。故事的主人公是来自澳洲，名叫Georgina Condon。岁时，她找到了第一个愿为她供血的人。但从岁开始，她就不能晒太阳，只要肌肤接触到阳光，就会全身刺痛……[衰]↓↓tRFLC
[The girl years old started to suck human blood When I grow up really dare not bask [difficult]] this is not a horror story, but she really likes to drink human blood. The hero of the story is from Australia, named Georgina Condon. S, she found the first one to wish for her blood. She cant in the sun, but from the beginning of the age, as long as skin exposed to the sun, will the whole body hurt... Left left tRFLC [failure]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
杨幂：有时候真的特别想知道你们卖证件信息航班信息高铁信息能挣多少钱啊，有没有有关部门管管这算泄露个人隐私么
[Sometimes really want to know do you sell certificate information flight information high-speed information can earn much money, do you have any relevant departments supervise is this leak privacy]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
汽车之家：#家家技术讲堂#【迎头赶上！捷豹全新Ingenium发动机】 入门级豪华中型轿车一直以来就是各大汽车厂商的必争之地，其中又以.T发动机组别竞争的最为激烈。现如今在“BBA”奔驰、宝马、奥迪各自完成了自己的发动机更新之后，捷豹路虎也不甘示弱，发布了其自主全新开发的发动机家族“Ingenium”旗下的拳头...全文： m.weibo
[Lecture hall # # every technology catch up! Jaguar Ingenium new engine 】 【 entry-level luxury midsize sedan has always been the major automakers battleground, by over-packaging. T engine group one of the most competitive. Now in the BBA Benz, BMW, audi completed their respective engine after the update, also not to be outdone, jaguar and land rover released its independent development of new engine family Ingenium its fist... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#试车笔记#老司机漂移，根本停不下来！tRymwKe
[Drift # # test note old driver, dont stop! tRymwKe]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：很难想象咱们跟人家是一个物种的[摊手]
[Its hard to imagine us with somebody else is a species of [stand hand]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：吸吸吸@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長日常迷信[doge]@大邱名產金起範吸！@一亿袋番茄酱大奖没有，小奖不断，充满感恩。
[Absorption breath @ prick silk dragonfly captain who daily gold superstition [doge] @ daegu for fan sucked! @ one hundred million bags of ketchup awards no, small prize, constantly full of gratitude.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#最强男神# 当热血电竞第一剧《最强男神》遇上游戏盛宴ChinaJoy，无热血不青春，在这个酷热的暑期里，最强男神陪你一起电竞热血、征战江湖。 [心][鼓掌]
[Strongest man god # # when blood e-sports the strongest male god meets the first play games feast ChinaJoy, not blood youth, in this hot summer, the strongest male e-sports blood, for god is with you. [heart] [applause.]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【又是俄航！台风袭福州个航班被取消 仅俄航成功落地】神一样的俄航，什么都挡不住！受台风“纳沙”影响，福州机场个航班被取消，且大多数航班因天气恶劣无法起降。俄罗斯维姆航空执飞NN莫斯科—福州航班，是当日上午唯一在福州机场落地的飞机[doge]↓↓tRdyha
[The aeroflot again! Typhoon hit fuzhou a successful landing only aeroflot flights were cancelled 】 god as an airline, what all stop! Affected by the typhoon typhoon, a flights at fuzhou airport were cancelled, and most flights because of bad weather cant. Russia vimal aviation on NN Moscow - fuzhou flights, is the only day morning in fuzhou airport landing aircraft [doge] left left tRdyha down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博位置：小偷大哥，啊不，大姐，你为何如此敬业？[衰] tRSUcz tRWxYIA
[The thief eldest brother, oh no, elder sister, why are you so dedicated? [failure] tRSUcz tRWxYIA]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
小浪同学爱吐槽：【杨幂白裙秀香肩美腿 获保镖拉手围一圈护驾露无奈脸】杨幂穿一身白色露肩短裙出席商业活动，脚上搭着一双淡蓝色凉鞋，清爽典雅如似仙女，所到之处都会引起粉丝尖叫。由于现场围观粉丝过多，近名保镖手拉手围成一圈，将杨幂护在中间，画面十分喜感[笑而不语]↓↓tRBmjk
[[Yang mi sweet shoulder white skirt show beautiful leg A circle by bodyguards shake handshandle escort of dew helpless face 】 Yang mi was dressed in white strapless short skirt to attend commercial activities, draped his feet a pair of light blue sandals, fresh and elegant, such as the fairy, caused screaming fans everywhere. Due to excessive looked on fans, nearly bodyguards in a circle, hand in hand to Yang mi in the middle, the picture is very happy feeling left left tRBmjk [smiling without a word]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【车主花万疑买到旧奥迪 要求退一赔三 S店：可以打官司】男子在奥迪S店花万买全新车辆。车检时却被告知，车子此前已经跑了好几百公里，另外车辆排气管和变速箱壳子都锈迹斑斑。男子认为自己买了一辆旧车，要求S店退一赔三。S店：不存在篡改里程，可以打官司↓↓tRSSY
[The owner bought thousands of suspected to ask old audi to return a S shop can engage in a lawsuit) man in audis shop to buy new vehicles. City but was told that the car had already run hundreds of kilometers, another vehicle exhaust pipe and gearbox joke are rusty. Men think they bought an old car, withdrew a compensate three requirement S shop. S shop there is no tampering with the mileage, left left tRSSY down to a lawsuit]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【老婆为避让汽车开车冲进花坛 竟遭丈夫挥拳暴打[怒]】近日，网传一段视频：苏州张家港一名女子为避让一辆汽车急打方向，驾车冲进花坛。坐在副驾驶的丈夫对妻子又扇耳光、又挥拳头，还想将妻子拉下车...丈夫称，因车内亲戚家的小孩被吓哭，他情绪激动，打了老婆几下…tRlb
[【 wife rushed into the flower bed to avoid the car to drive Should have met her husband throws a beating [anger]] recently, the network spread a video suzhou zhangjiagang a woman the direction of a hurry to avoid a car and driver rushed into the flower bed. Sitting in the co-pilot and slapped the husband to his wife, and his fists, also want to pull his wife out of the car... Her husband said, relatives of the child was crying for car, his emotion and beat his wife a few times... tRlb]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈皇甫铁牛笑到飙泪@作为一颗糖豆太好笑了评论哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑昏厥@作为一杯好茶卧槽哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha HuangFuTieNiu laughed to tears @ as a jelly beans too funny comments ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha smile fainting @ as a nice cup of tea day mew ahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【大侠风范！大学教师高铁上施针救人[赞]】开往北京的G次高铁上一名旅客突发疾病。江西某高校康复治疗学主任李琪听到广播后，立即赶往病人所在车厢，发现病人已经躺在走廊上疼痛剧烈，已有呕吐腹泻情况，果断施针，病人最终得到有效缓解。随后翩然离开↓↓tRp
[【 warrior demeanor! High iron on university teachers was save [who]] to Beijing G higher iron on a passenger seizures. A university in jiangxi li qi, director of the rehabilitation treatment to learn after radio, immediately rushed to the patients carriage, found patients had pain, lying in the hallway has been vomiting diarrhea, decisive needle, effectively alleviate the patient eventually. Then leave the left left tRp]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：【大侠风范！大学教师高铁上施针救人[赞]】开往北京的G次高铁上一名旅客突发疾病。江西某高校康复治疗学主任李琪听到广播后，立即赶往病人所在车厢，发现病人已经躺在走廊上疼痛剧烈，已有呕吐腹泻情况，果断施针，病人最终得到有效缓解。随后翩然离开↓↓tRp
[【 warrior demeanor! High iron on university teachers was save [who]] to Beijing G higher iron on a passenger seizures. A university in jiangxi li qi, director of the rehabilitation treatment to learn after radio, immediately rushed to the patients carriage, found patients had pain, lying in the hallway has been vomiting diarrhea, decisive needle, effectively alleviate the patient eventually. Then leave the left left tRp]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：【#蒙面唱将猜猜猜# 第二季发布会美图来咯】老朋友见面@陶晶莹 @巫启贤 @嘉桦ella @大张伟 聊得格外痛快，新一季@蒙面唱将猜猜猜 每期将新增一位飞行嘉宾，全网独播，敬请期待！[坏笑]
[【 # # masked sing will guess the second quarter conference temptation to cough up 】 old friends meet @, matilda tao @ wu @ jia birch ella @ kid Chat all time, a new season @ masked sing will guess Each issue will fly a new guest, so alone, please look! [laugh]]
冷笑话精选：原来这个表情包有一个完整的故事[允悲]
[It turns out the expression with a complete story [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博位置：天太热噜，重庆的红绿灯都自燃了 [笑cry] tRbMZu tRWxuZo
[It was so hot lulu, chongqing traffic lights are the spontaneous combustion [laugh cry] tRbMZu tRWxuZo]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
汽车之家：#家家车生活#【国产版明年上市 斯柯达KAROQ海外已下线】近日，我们从相关渠道获悉，斯柯达全新紧凑型SUV KAROQ已经在位于捷克的Kvasiny工厂下线。对于海外用户来说，该车将于今年月开始逐步交付。对于中国市场，据此前的信息报道，国产的KAROQ将推出加长版车型，有望于年第一季度正式上市。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car life 【 domestic version next year skoda KAROQ overseas has been offline 】 recently, we have learned from relevant channels that skoda brand new compact SUV KAROQ offline already Kvasiny factory in the Czech republic. For overseas users, the car will start this exergue delivery step by step. For the Chinese market, according to previous information, homebred KAROQ extended edition models will be introduced, is expected to officially listed in the first quarter of year. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#神反应！小朋友从电动车后座跌落 手脚并用爬到便道。tRAdxv
[# # travel life god response! Children falling from electric car in the back seat Hands and climb to the sidewalk. tRAdxv]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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新浪新闻客户端：【母亲过世一年半后 女儿在谷歌地图看见她在园中浇花】母亲过世后，英国女孩迁居美国，但她十分思念母亲，于是便在谷歌地图上搜索在英国的故居，没想到竟发现已故的母亲在其花园中浇花。图像显示，母亲身着牛仔长裤与休闲白衬衫，表情悠闲[吃惊]↓↓tRmWty
[After her mother died a year and a half In Google maps to see her daughter, watering the flowers in the garden 】 mother died, moved to the United States, the British girl but she is very miss my mother, then search on Google maps in Britains former residence, unexpectedly found late mother water the flowers in the garden. Image display, the mother wearing jeans trousers and white shirt, leisure look carefree [surprised] left left tRmWty down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【母亲过世一年半后 女儿在谷歌地图看见她在园中浇花】母亲过世后，英国女孩迁居美国，但她十分思念母亲，于是便在谷歌地图上搜索在英国的故居，没想到竟发现已故的母亲在其花园中浇花。图像显示，母亲身着牛仔长裤与休闲白衬衫，表情悠闲[吃惊]↓↓tRmWty
[After her mother died a year and a half In Google maps to see her daughter, watering the flowers in the garden 】 mother died, moved to the United States, the British girl but she is very miss my mother, then search on Google maps in Britains former residence, unexpectedly found late mother water the flowers in the garden. Image display, the mother wearing jeans trousers and white shirt, leisure look carefree [surprised] left left tRmWty down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：就连家家都很羡慕咸哥在宝马M上花费的心思和达到的造诣！
[Even everybody envies salty elder brother in the mind of the BMW M spend and achieve accomplished!]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜：我的少女心炸裂！！！@陆深_苍爹在我身下娇喘 太甜了[允悲]@泡茶娘我靠靠靠靠太苏了吧！！！
[The girl of my heart burst!!!!!! @ Liu Shen _ pale dad on my body breathed heavily too sweet @ tea niang allow sorrow I a man man too Sue!!!!!!!!!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【小S揭与阿雅年心结 哽咽道歉：不够尊重她】小S聊起学生时会故意开阿雅玩笑，工作后也一样，有一次阿雅说，“请你以后不要再这样开我玩笑，很不舒服。”事过境迁，但这事一直在小S心中，最近她向对方致歉：当她想改变时，你还用同样的方法对她，那是你不尊重人↓↓tRnfwS
[The small S jie and friendship in the heart a SOB apology not enough respect her 】 small S talking about deliberately aya joke, when students work, too, once the friendship said, please, dont again so I joke, very uncomfortable. Changed, but it has been in a small S heart, she recently to the other party to apologize when she wants to change, you still use the same method to her, that is what you dont respect people left left tRnfwS down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：[笑cry][哈哈]@北宇星珩：识货！[good]
[[laughing cry] [ha ha] @ north yu xing plovers a bargain! [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#极限挑战# 惊现“大BUG”[费解]最珍惜自己美貌的
@孙红雷 竟以“木乃伊”造型的“零露出”方式登场，这难道是颜王的最新策略？让人牵挂了两期的@黄渤 终于回归，还以“美妆主播”身份当起了化妆师，他会把模特@林更新 捯饬成啥样呢[污]#优酷极限挑战# 直播间今晚开放，快来围观找答案咯[坏笑]
[Limit challenge # # after the big bugs [difficult] the most cherish their beauty < br > @ sun hong lei unexpectedly with mummy model with zero way, is this YanWangs latest strategy? Let a person @ Huang Bo caring for two periods Finally return, but also as a beauty makeup anchor served as a makeup artist, he will update the model @ Lin adjusting into what? [pollution] # # youku limit challenge studio open tonight, come and watch to find answers to cough up [laugh]]
南方都市报：《猫和老鼠》主题音乐的交响乐版！乐师们虽然竭力保持严肃，但还是有几个笑场~[允悲]最后面那两位拟音师，真的是玩high了~[笑cry]tRGWX
[Tom and jerry theme music symphony version! Musicians while trying to maintain a serious, but there are still a few laugh ~ [allow sad] most behind the two Foley, really played high ~ [laugh cry] tRGWX]
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一只不会说话的蘑菇：好好吃饭[摊手]
[Eat well [stand hand]]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
小浪同学爱吐槽：【光顾着美了！沈梦辰机场摆pose 背后忘记拉拉链[偷笑]】月日，沈梦辰现身虹桥机场。当日沈梦辰身穿白色衬衣外搭灰色格纹坎裙，变身优雅“小公举”，露出一双白皙美腿十分迷人。不过一转身，有网友发现沈梦辰背后的拉链没拉上……[笑而不语]↓↓tRQcJ
[[to visit the beautiful! Forget pull zipper behind Shen Mengchen airport pose [laughing]], February nd Shen Mengchen appeared in hongqiao airport. Day Shen Mengchen wearing a white shirt with a grey plaid skirt, elegant turns into a small public election, showing a pair of white legs is very charming. Turned around, however, some netizens found Shen Mengchen didnt pull zipper behind... [smiling without a word] left left tRQcJ down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@荀玉根-海通策略 ：“核心结论：①近十年冰火两重天的风格裂变出现过次，年月-年月、年-月、年月至今，决定风格的核心变量是盈利趋势和投资者结构。②预计创业板今年利润同比%、PE为倍，匹配度仍不佳。年月底来创业板指类似年初至年中的上证综指，震荡筑底过程中反弹力度...全文： m.weibo
[@ XunYuGen - haitong strategy core conclusions () the style of nearly years should fission there have been times, days, years and years - month years up to now, the core of decision style variable is the profit trends and investor structure. () the gem is expected this year profit %, PE for times, matching degree is still poor. At the beginning of year end of the month to gem refers to similar to the benchmark Shanghai composite index of the year, concussion rebound... full text in the process of bottoming m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转评：本次阅兵亮点：
、实战野味儿十足；
、最高领导人第一次着作战常服检阅部队；
、歼首次公开亮相；
、可在复杂地形独立发射的东风AG洲际弹道导弹首次亮相；
、主席脱稿讲话；
、军队任务由“打赢一场高强度的局部战争”改为“准备打大仗”；
、明确提出“党指向哪里，军队打到哪里”；...全文： m.weibo
[To review the highlight of the parade < br >, actual combat wild flavor; < br >, for the first time the supreme leader, secret review troops the operations; < br >, annihilates his first public appearance; < br > and the launch of the dongfeng AG can be independent in complex terrain intercontinental ballistic missile debut; < br > chairman, improvised speech; < br >, the military tasks by winning a high intensity of local war to have a big fight ready; < br >, clearly put forward party pointed to where, where; ... The full text m. eibo]
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