思想聚焦:
你是?
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin
盛夏食堂[干杯]
[Summer dining room to drink []]
工作请联系:nazhagongzuo@偶买噶视频:
月日,马来西亚一家珠宝店遭四名男子抢劫,四人头戴安全帽,费了吃奶的劲抡起铁锤砸向柜台,但是防弹玻璃始终坚不可摧, 愣是没敲碎。 tRZlwaa
[A jewelry store was four month, Malaysia man robbed, four head wearing a helmet, efforts for nursing time picking up the hammer to the counter, but still the bulletproof glass is solid, dont break. tRZlwaa]
最新鲜热辣的全球精彩视频,在此集结羅志祥:
跳舞~就是ㄧ件很快樂的事! tRZeY
[The dance ~ Andy is a very happy thing! tRZeY]
我〜就是我!不喜勿進!思想聚焦:
国外一对夫妻用「猜唇语游戏」告诉爸妈怀孕喜讯,准外公全程太可爱啦~[心]tRZlvN
[Foreign couple with guess lip game told mom and dad pregnant news, quasi grandpa all the lovely ~ tRZlvN [heart]]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin噗嗤大叔:
各品牌奶茶点餐攻略,还有那些惊艳的隐藏菜单!
[Each brand milk tea order strategy, as well as those amazing hidden menu! ]
公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )全球趣文奇事:
央视、江一燕点.赞的“黑 幕”片都被禁.播,千万网友不干了!看完不寒而栗……
[CCTV, jiang yan. Praise black screen is banned., tens of millions of Internet users quit! Watching the chilling... ]
不以风骚惊天下,但求口味重世人。商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。英国那些事儿:
岁时,他被鲨鱼咬断了一条腿……年后,他依然在跟鲨鱼们各种浪……
[Years of age, he had a broken leg bitten by sharks... Years later, he is still in all kinds of waves with the sharks... ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.五岳散人:
“五胡乱华”不让用不奇怪。
大概十年前我有段时间闲的蛋疼,写了两本玄幻小说,出版的时候编辑说送审后给出了意见:不要把藏密那边的僧人叫做“番僧”,不利于民族团结……
我都惊了,不然叫啥?
后来改成啥我现在都忘了,应该是换了个更中性的称呼。
[Five wild China dont let it will not be strange. < br > about ten years ago, I have a period of idle egg pain, wrote two fantasy novels, the time of publication, the editor said that after the review opinions are given dont hide on the other side of the monk called monk, is not conducive to national unity... < br > Im surprised. Otherwise, call what? < br > later to forget what I am now, should be in a more neutral term. ]
绿腰生活农产店:shop.taobao 绿腰生活酒类店:shop.taobao 绿腰生活美妆店:httpslvyaoshenghuo.taobao当时我就震惊了:
大金毛也太暖了吧!!!表面上故作淡定,尾巴却出卖了一切,最后的摸头杀简直暴击![憧憬]
[Big dogs is too warm!!! Pretended to calm on the surface, the tail is sold everything, finally touching someone kill can crit! [hope]]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜新浪体育:
【徐嘉余孙杨相拥痛哭:杨哥以后我和你一起扛[心]】#国际泳联世锦赛# 夺得金牌后、见到@孙杨 后的@徐嘉余 再也控制不住自己的情绪,热泪喷薄而出,一头扎进孙杨展开的臂膀中。徐嘉余说:“我控制不住自己啊。杨哥,以后我要和你一起‘扛把子’,你不再是一个人孤军奋战了……”[赞][赞]
[【 Xu Jia Yu Sun Yang embraced and wept bitterly Yang Ge later you and I together carry [heart]] # # fina world championships won the gold medal, meet @ @ Xu Jia after sun after no longer unable to control his emotions, tears bursting out, arms plunged into the sun. Xu Jia yu said I could not help myself. Yang Ge, later I will together with you shoulder traverse to the child, you are no longer a person alone... [who] [great]]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sinawu2198:
看贴回贴,今天股连发,中连环签!tRZjxL
[See stick post, today the dodgers, serial sign in! tRZjxL]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.LOL英雄那点事:
看完开这个视频要被笑死了!哈哈哈意不意外?惊不惊喜?最怕空气突然的安静~[笑cry][允悲]#LOL搞笑时刻# tRZxca
[Watching the open this video will be died laughing! Ha ha ha meaning not surprised? Isnt surprise? The most afraid of air suddenly quiet ~ [laugh cry] [allow sad] # tRZxca # LOL funny moments]
无英雄不联盟,自觉和泉水开~资深英雄联盟控一枚!我不入坑谁入坑,一坑坑四海!欢迎来稿。。。股社区:
x乎上有人做了一个试验,给美团外卖打电话,说自己是佛教徒,问能不能在外面的时候把自己的素菜和别人的荤菜分箱存放,美团说对不起,我们没这服务。这人马上就怼了一句,那为什么你们清真菜就和其他人的菜分箱存放?美团支支吾吾不能答。然后该人已经打电话举报民族歧视和宗教歧视。
[Someone made a test on x and call Meituan take-away, say oneself is a buddhist, can ask outside their own vegetable and meat points of others deposit box, Meituan said Im sorry, we dont have this service. The man immediately Dui, then why you halal food and other food points deposit box? Meituan prevaricated cannot answer. Then the person had called to report the ethnic discrimination and religious discrimination. ]
有可能是被抄袭次数最多的证券微博。微信号:gushequCCTV5:
别哭别哭,你现在是世界冠军了![抱抱][心]@徐嘉余 tRZlm
[Dont cry, dont cry, you are now the world champion! [hug] [heart] @ Xu Jia tRZlm]
“CCTV”微博是中央电视台体育频道的官方微博。在这里,您将能获得及时的综合体育资讯,新鲜多样的赛事即时图文、视频报道,CCTV重点栏目重要节目的播出安排预告,以及播后精彩回放,等等……此外,我们也致力于成为热爱体育的您和CCTV沟通的桥梁、纽带。CCTV的观点和声音会从这里发布,您的意见和建议也会这里得到反馈!CCTV官微,期待成为您体育生活的好伙伴!猫扑:
哈哈哈哈那么,请开始吃电脑吧tRzPEp
[Ha ha ha ha, then, please start eating computer tRzPEp]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:我的前任是极品:
#极品曝光#瘦得皮包骨被人当做吸D,怎么样才能增肥?
[# # the best exposure skinny being as D, how to add fertilizer? ]
【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】衣锦夜行的燕公子:
早上我妈出去买菜,问我要买啥。我说,给猫买点虾吃吧。我怕我妈舍不得,还特意说,就买便宜的虾,反正就白水煮了给它吃,不用调味啥的。它爱吃虾。
结果我妈买回来的虾比我平常吃的都大都好。我???
我妈说,人吃到不新鲜的,不舒服还能吱声。这些小东西吃了不舒服也说不出来,还是去吃好点吃新鲜点
[In the morning my mother go out to buy food, ask me what to buy. I said, to buy some shrimp eat cat. Im afraid my mother does not give up, but also deliberately said, buy cheap shrimp, anyway just white boiled to eat, dont have to taste what. It loves to eat shrimp. < br > my mother buy back the results of the shrimp are mostly good than I usually eat. I??? < br > my mom said, people eat fresh, uncomfortable can reply. Eat these little uncomfortable also said not to come out, or go to eat good eat fresh]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。YouTube奇趣精选:
当宝宝第一次看见妈妈的双胞胎 VS 爸爸的双胞胎 ,大人们太坏了!到底哪个才是我的麻麻和粑粑啊![允悲]tRZOGR
[When baby first saw mothers twin VS father of twins, the adults too bad! Which is my mommy and BaBa! [allow sad] tRZOGR]
一只勤劳的搬运工,分享国外最新最好玩的视频资讯~欢迎关注~天天美食推荐:
【可乐高格调喝法】我的天呐,又把可乐喝出了新高度[赞]可乐的六种新喝法,让这个夏天冰爽到极致吧[馋嘴] tRZWgHU
[[drink coke high-brow method] my god, and the coke to drink out of the new height [who] six new drink, let this summer cool refreshing acme tRZWgHU [available]]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow奋斗在韩国:
我去这个真的萌哭了!#神偷奶爸#和韩国仁川机场合作的宣 传片《小黄人占领仁川机场》~[小黄人高兴][小黄人得意][小黄人坏笑][小黄人剪刀手]
哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了,去机场银行找小黄人换钱,给你一根香蕉~[允悲][允悲]
tRZOKED
[I go to the really of crying! # # god steal dads and South Koreas incheon airport cooperation publicity slice the yellow people occupy the incheon airport ~ [yellow people happy] [yellow people proud] [yellow people laugh] [yellow people scissorhands] < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha smile dead, go to the airport to the bank to find huang people money, give you a banana ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] < br > tRZOKED]
在韩最大最全的综合微博 合作QQ 奋韩网旗下微博 icnkr秋田六千:
好多的小可爱啊啊啊啊啊摸摸摸摸摸摸[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏] tRZjR
[A lot of little cute agghh! Touch touch touch [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] tRZjR]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqianPandora占星小巫:
今日蹭好运🍀今天,水星进入处女座。我们将在思想上,变得更加随和。懂得宽容,谅解身边人。也利于通过平和的心态,去解决眼前面临的问题。你的善良,也会帮助你在人际关系中加分,获得更多好运:)
[今日蹭好运🍀今天,水星进入处女座。 We will be in thinking, become more easy-going. Understand tolerance, understanding people around you. Also through the peace of mind, to solve the immediate problem. Your kind, can also help you points in the interpersonal relationship, to get more good luck)]
关注小巫就是关注真实的你。合作及原创约稿QQ:。人民网:
【热爆… 长江的水都“烧开了”[二哈]】近日,网友@获誉而雨 拍到一段长江(武汉段)江面仙气腾腾场景的视频。网友戏称,这天气,都把长江水给“烧开了”。 tRPnXNo
[【 heat explosion... all of the Yangtze river water boiling ha] [two] recently, the netizens @ probity and rain Get a Duan Changjiang (wuhan) river dust filled with scenes of video. Net friend calls, this weather, give boil the Yangtze river water. tRPnXNo]
报道全球 传播中国妖妖小精:
生活&我[摊手] tRZfx
[Life & Istand hand tRZfx]
◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画,更新时多时少(部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者,非常抱歉,望见谅!欢迎随时指正!)央视新闻:
【[话筒]西安人因热射病身亡 一图学习科学防暑降温!】陕西西安连续发布高温红色预警,从日开始,西安交通大学第一附属医院已经陆续收治例热射病患者。截至日中午,有名热射病患者死亡。热射病是极重的中暑,恶性程度较高,死亡率高达%以上!戳图↓学习科学防暑降温!
[[[microphone] xian people killed because of heat stroke A picture is learning science and cooling purposes! Xi an continuous high temperature red alert, from the start, xi an jiaotong university first affiliated hospital has been heat treated cases of patients. As of the day at noon, famous hot shot patients died. Heat stroke is a heavy heatstroke, malignant degree is higher, mortality rates as high as more than %! Poke figure left to study science cooling purposes! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。Daghe:
马老师仗着自己德高望重,还上演自刀骗解药的戏码。作为猎人好想补一枪。#马东请网友吃饭# 今晚马老师要陪玩请饭,房间密码,我来认领一个“”所以密码前两位是。@颜如晶 接住!你来公布第三个数字tRiYK
[Horse the teacher used her respected, but also on the knife cheat antidote to the drama. Really want to fill a gun as a hunter. # xu please net friend to eat # horse the teacher to accompany playing tonight please, room password, before I came to claim a so password is two. @ yan such as crystal catch! You to release the third digital tRiYK]
我是来自加州的Monata,喜欢日光浴、观看马术表演和shopping~台词先生:
每翻情深深雨濛濛,三观都要重新炸裂一次,如萍这段“化小爱为大爱”理论给你们回味下……老实人听了想打人[拜拜][拜拜]
[Every love deep rain receive, through all want to crack again, such as ping this small love into big love theory to you under the aftertaste... Honest man listened to want to hit people [bynum] [bynum]]
请将你的故事编辑成文字,我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料,最感人肺腑的故事,将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系:飞飞是大王:
其实我现在明白 好多人为什么在微博什么都不说了 第一每个人受教育水平生长环境和大家的思考角度不在一个水平面上 第二很多人并不认真的思考你说的话 就已经认定了你的目的不纯 就没法交流了 第三让中国人承认自己错了太难了 所以呀 大家中午吃的什么呀?发给我看看!
[In fact I now understand what a lot of people in weibo say nothing Each of the first growth environment, and everyones perspective by the education level is not in a horizontal plane The second many people not to think about what you said has identified your purpose is not pure, it cant exchange The third Chinese admits that he is wrong is too difficult So ah Everyone at noon to eat what ah? Send me see see! ]
中国丐帮文化传播有限公司北京分公司CEO 饱经沧桑 童心未泯 一个不和网友吵架的宁静致远的人韩国me2day:
【Instiz】一道证明题演艺界小头代表#梁耀燮#的头到底有多小~
[A certificate acting Instiz 】 【 little head represents how little ~ # # beasts head]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*全球奇闻趣事:
听说喜欢玩游戏的女生夏天是这样过的[污]
[Heard that likes to play the game of girl summer is such a [pollution]]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。张俪:
“要一起运动,还是要来pk,或者只是想来捣乱,不管怎样,动起来🏋🏊#就是现在# #张俪萌宠运动挑战#!刚才@ 错了龙哥的微博,他说要我必须重发[偷笑]@我是Bob龙”tRZWAW (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[“要一起运动,还是要来pk,或者只是想来捣乱,不管怎样,动起来🏋🏊#就是现在# #张俪萌宠运动挑战#!刚才@ 错了龙哥的微博,他说要我必须重发[偷笑]@我是Bob龙”tRZWAW (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!) ]
工作联系:@qq清南师兄:
没想到你是这样的贺涵!靳东不只演技炸裂,唱歌也是MAN爆。《新长征路上的摇滚》用沙哑粗犷的嗓音唱得太有味道啦。 tRZqAk
[I didnt know you are such a He Han! Burst JinDong not acting and singing is also a MAN. The rock on the road in the new long was hoarse rough voice sings too tasty. tRZqAk]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家英式没品笑话百科:
渣浪把APP做得容易闪退,这样用户看启动广告的次数会增加很多。
——easonhouse
[Slag of the APP done easy to flash back, so that users see the number of start advertising will increase a lot. < br > < br > - easonhouse]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
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