你本是下凡的仙女，又何苦在这修仙。
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微博搞笑排行榜：评论惊艳[心]@愿你所愿lz这个绝对是要转发的
[Comments jing [heart] @ wish you wish to make this absolutely is to forward]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
一块去旅行：无法停止对星空的想象。
[Cant stop think of the stars. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
巴曙松：tRtWeB 伟大的中华民族
[TRtWeB great Chinese nation]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
吴昕：tzQDhC
[tzQDhC]
工作事宜，请发邮件至lostwater@
微博搞笑排行榜：晒出你拍过最美的天空 ________________________________
[Drying out you made the most beautiful sky ________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#出行生活#看了女司机的停车视频，停车场管理员第二天就辞职了[允悲][允悲]心塞！tRQUhY
[Travel life # # saw the driver parking video, car park administrators to quit the next day [allow sad] allow sad heart! tRQUhY]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：发表了博文《天风海外：微软：上调至“买入”，目标价美元；云计算发力，业绩大超预期》【天风海外】微软：上调至“买入”，目标价美元；云计算发力，业绩大超预期+原创+--+天风海外+tRtKklV
[Published the post day wind abroad Microsoft raised to buy, target price $, cloud computing, performance is larger than expected, Microsoft day wind abroad 】 【 raised to buy , target price; Cloud computing, big than expected performance original +, + + days the wind + tRtKklV overseas]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《别让茅台从你的手中溜走了--云顶空空儿》tRtKTkB
[Published a post dont let the maotai slip from your hands - genting empty front-around tRtKTkB]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：极限挑战又是一周新套路[doge]换着花样坑嘉宾。#寂寞男主播林更新#唱歌瞬间冷场，掉粉不止[允悲]九亿少女的梦想一夜间被彻底粉碎……极限#bug王孙红雷#怒刷存在感，凭借强力设定，竟然要淘汰全场？！究竟颜王@孙红雷 能否成功制霸全场？那就得来优酷瞧一瞧咯~[坏笑]
tRtoPh
[Ultimate challenge another week routines [doge] in the pit guest designs. # lonely male host update # Lin sing moments of awkward silence, off powder more than [allow sad] nine hundred million girls dream of being crushed overnight... Limit sun hong lei # of # bug king brush presence, relying on powerful set, to eliminate all? ! YanWang @ domination of the success of sun hong lei full? Then it youku a look at luo ~ [laugh] < br > tRtoPh]
猫扑：twi上看到的美国的烟火大会，万枚烟花秒内点完………米国人是不是对烟火大会有什么误解[允悲]tRbsFv（via辣条娘）
[Twi on to see the fireworks in the United States, point down over the fireworks seconds......... Isnt have any misunderstanding on fireworks to americans [allow sad] tRbsFv (via spicy dry tofu niang)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：白天狮子晚上喵
[Lion meow at night during the day]
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一块去旅行：世间所有的相遇，都是久别的重逢。
[All of the world meet, is a reunion after such a long separation. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
谢娜：看了很感动，将军无常胜，英雄可永恒！～～致敬拳王邹市明 tRtFW
[General saw very touched, impermanence, heroes can be eternal! Salute ~ ~ boxing champion zou shiming tRtFW]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
卢健生：@ZCAM D相机，拍摄记录了NBA明星队首次访港比赛，无与伦比的视觉体验，不服来战！ tzAIkaG
[@ ZCAM D camera, film records the visit to Hong Kong for the first time the NBA all-star game, unparalleled visual experience, refuses to fight! tzAIkaG]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
知乎：#知乎小事# 「七十多岁的老汤退休前是建筑工程师，有子有孙，受人尊重。扫黄行动中，他却因嫖娼被我抓到了三次。」👉tRtZWw
[# # zhihu things more than seventy - year - old soup stock before retirement is a construction engineer, the son have sun, respected. The campaign, but he was I caught three times for prostitution. 👉tRtZWw ]
发现更大的世界
但斌：[哈哈][笑cry][挤眼]@俠家军-荷雨籁川：给李白腰上挂个手机.给苏东坡家里挂台电视.今天你还能读到烩炙人口的美的诗句吗？
[[ha ha] [laugh cry] [eye] @ gar army - Dutch rain lai chuan to li bai a cell phone in his belt. Give su dongpo hung TV at home. Today you can also read the stewed main population of beautiful verses?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[挤眼]@张洲：说起天气的热，工地劳动者说：我家没空调，这天晚上很难睡。第二个说：我租得房连电扇都没有，更是睡不好，白天没精神。第三个最惨：我家不光没电扇，我还是夜班，我休息的时间是白天近度吵闹的环境，而晚上凉爽一些，我却在干活——上述三种人， 比比皆是。所以，你是幸福的。
[[eye] @ cheung chau speaking of the weathers hot, site workers say my home no air conditioning, it hard to sleep at night. The second said I rent room doesnt even have a fan, but cant sleep, no spirit during the day. The third most miserably my home is not only not fan, I am night shift, I rest during the day time is close to the noisy environment, and cooler in the evening, I was in the work, the above three kinds of people, everywhere. So, youre happy.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@大道当然无为：深有同感，科技改变生活。一个现在再普通的小病就可能要了古人权贵阶层的命。。
[[who] @ avenue of course nothing feel the same way, science and technology change life. A common ailment is again now may be the word of the ancients nomenklatura..]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：@林更新 在#优酷极限挑战# 却沦为了#寂寞男主播林更新# ，在不足人的直播间，卖萌聊天有多努力，那场面就有多尴尬[允悲]不会唱歌的主播不是好演员！为了完成万人的任务，wuli大新哥绝不会轻易放弃[doge]至于他到底会豁出去干点啥…优酷君都不好意思说[污]
tRtJgRh
[# @ Lin update in youku limit challenge # # # has become a lonely male host Lin update, in less than one studio and chat show MOE how ever you may work hard, the scene is how embarrassedallow sad cant sing the host is not a good actor! In order to complete the task of ten thousand people, wuli dah sing elder brother will never give up easily [doge] as for whether he will lose yourself do what... Youku you are embarrassed to say [pollution] < br > tRtJgRh]
但斌：回复@恐龙十八段减持了还创新高，企业的好坏最终是由基本面决定的，减持的越多股价上涨最大的威胁也就小了😄@恐龙十八段日讯，以元位居两市第一高价股的贵州茅台中报显示，其已经被险资、QFII、证金和社保集体减持。（中国证券报）
[回复@恐龙十八段减持了还创新高，企业的好坏最终是由基本面决定的，减持的越多股价上涨最大的威胁也就小了😄@恐龙十八段日讯，以元位居两市第一高价股的贵州茅台中报显示，其已经被险资、QFII、证金和社保集体减持。 (China securities journal)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#寂寞男主播林更新#原本寂寞寂寞就好，谁知道还摊上了#bug王孙红雷#。[允悲]帅雷雷@孙红雷 又抢手机又挡镜头，大新哥@林更新 迈开长腿咔咔就是追。[污]不仅要肉搏还要智斗，优酷君都差点被绿衣怪的逻辑带跑偏～太烧脑了！[doge]tRtJxA
[# lonely male host Lin update # originally lonely lonely, who knows also stand on the # # bug king sun hong lei. Allow sad ShuaiLeiLei @ sun hong lei Grab the phone and lens, the elder brother of the dah sing @ Lin took his long legs kaka is updated. [pollution] should not only melee also zhi dou, youku jun nearly ~ by the logic of the green monster wander too burning brain! [doge] tRtJxA]
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 你给爱车都加装什么配置或装饰了吗？
[# # you give what vehicles are equipped with good night family configuration or decorate? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#我的地盘谁敢占！共享单车占了停车位 收费员粗暴拖移扔路边。tRylKr
[# # my site who dare travel life of! Shared cycling accounted for a parking space A cashier rough towing throw the side of the road. tRylKr]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：一定要看到最后
[Be sure to see the end]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
我是好_寳寶：我的减肥食谱，
大家可以借鉴一下：😌😌😌
早餐：水煮蛋 脱脂牛奶 果汁
午餐：沙拉 牛肉 晚餐：不吃 or白开水
夜宵：小龙虾烧烤大披萨牛肉面烤鸭水煮鱼小炒肉水煮肉片锅包肉糖醋里脊回锅肉红烧肉木须肉梅菜扣肉糖醋排骨酱牛肉大盘鸡辣子鸡口水鸡毛血旺水煮鱼烤鱼香辣黑鱼炒鲫鱼草鱼清炖泥...全文： m.weibo
[我的减肥食谱，
大家可以借鉴一下：😌😌😌
早餐：水煮蛋 Skim milk juice < br > lunch beef salad college dinner do not eat or plain boiled water < br > < br > college night snack crayfish barbecue big pizza beef noodles, boiled meat duck boiled fish dishes meat pot bag meat, sweet and sour pork sichuan style stew pork meat braise in soy sauce meat moo shu pork with sweet and sour spareribs meicai vegetable sauce beef big chicken chicken saliva chicken feather blood flourishing boiled fish grilled fish Fried spicy snakehead crucian carp grass carp stewed mud... The full text m. eibo]
ღ JD太太🍥
但斌：[挤眼][失望]@Ava茉莉：古代没有空调和汽车，不会排放热量，没有这么热！[擠眼]
[[eye] [disappointed] @ Ava jasmine ancient no air conditioning and the automobile, does not emit heat, not so hot! [eye]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：不许说出自己的校名，但要让校友一句话就知道你是哪里的...寻亲开始[doge]
[Alumni are not allowed to speak their names, but to make a word, you will know where is... Began to locate [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：晚上跑了公里，空气还是热的……白天，在家里开着空调感受不到酷热难当。如果在古代不知这样的天气有多难熬……就生活而言，现在普通人过的比古代皇帝不知要强上多少倍，当然，也正是因为人类追求的永无止境，才让人们生活的更安逸、美好！[心][作揖][赞]
[Run miles at night, the air is still hot... During the day, open air conditioning at home feel blisteringly hot. If in ancient times didnt know how difficult this weather... In terms of life, ordinary people now before I do not know how many times stronger than the ancient emperor, of course, also it is because the human pursuit of endless, to make peoples lives more comfortable and beautiful! [heart] [bowing] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：这真是一场史无前例的交通事故[允悲]（亮点自寻）#微博交通台#
[This is an unprecedented traffic accidentallow sad yourself (window) # weibo communication radio #]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：我觉得这个OK
[I think this OK]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：已经几次了，从你们家的店门口开始跑！[作揖][心]@王茁豪：但总，我新开一个whisky bar就在希尔顿旁边，栈道的起点。我是你多年脑残粉，如能大驾，不胜荣幸啊
[Have a few times, starting from the front of your home shop run! [bowing] [heart] @ kristian hao, but always, I open a new whisky bar is just next to the Hilton, the starting point of plank road. I am your fan, a years such as preparation, my pleasure]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：喂！鸡付宝，如晶在香港喊你呢，你敢答应吗？@支付宝
[A hello! Chicken FuBao, such as crystal in Hong Kong to shout you, you dare to promise? @ alipay]
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我是好_寳寶：停
电
了
[Stop electric < br > < br >]
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