2017年7月25日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    活着不好么?[doge]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

尼尼刀刀:
    济南我有朋友吗?[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Jinan, I have a friend? [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

但斌:
    发表了博文《解码云计算市场:亚马逊领先,微软谷歌尝试逆袭》解码云计算市场:亚马逊领先,微软谷歌尝试逆袭+腾讯科技--+BI中文站+月日报道+云计算市场被一些知名公司所主导。亚马逊tRPXcY ​
[Published a blog post the decoding cloud computing market leading amazon, Microsoft Google try to counter attack decoding cloud computing market leading amazon, Microsoft to Google try to counter attack + tencent technology - + BI assigned + month days of reports, cloud computing market dominated by some famous companies. Amazon tRPXcY]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    同理,过好一点的生活、看好一点的书籍、有好一点的梦想,不知为何都会被划为“装逼”。
[Similarly, a better life, like a little books, there is the dream of a little bit better, dont know why will be classified as force.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    [赞][作揖]@LEO-_-GREE:如果现在还有人质疑看不清趋势,我觉得他亏钱至少是自己的原因,不能怪市场无情[二哈]
[[who] [bowing] @ LEO -_ - GREE if there are still people question cant see the trend, I think he lost money, at least, is their own reasons, cant blame the market ruthless ,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @港股通:茅台!格力!没毛病
[@ hong tong maotai! Gree! Nothing wrong with]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股一九:茅台,格力,平安。只买行业龙头是林奇的投资之道,当然行业不能看走眼。
[@ shares matters maotai, gree, peace. Only buy industry leading is lynch investment, industry, of course, cant see deluding themselves.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    😄@港股通今天盘后看到微信圈那些前段时间在唱空腾讯的(索性没几个去沽空),在热议今天股价会否破-…
[😄@港股通今天盘后看到微信圈那些前段时间在唱空腾讯的(索性没几个去沽空),在热议今天股价会否破-…]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    当你处在一个不讲良心的环境中时,一大麻烦就是别人会觉得有良心的你是在装逼。 ​
[When you are in a no conscience of environment, a big trouble is the conscience of people will think you are in the pack to force. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @tf生命如歌:一年才八百瓶[污]
[@ tf life such as song a year eight hundred bottles of [pollution]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @环球经典速递@大汉之鹰@烧伤超人阿宝不评价,转发。 @梅新育不评价,转发。@阿力甫_石油 问问@梅新育 你为什么刻意强调 《族》呢? 你这是挑起民族矛盾吗? 你没见过汉族贼吗?
[Universal classic Courier @ @ the big fellow eagle @ burns superman Po dont evaluation, forward. @ mei xinyu, evaluation, not forward. O @ force just ask @ _ oil mei xinyu, why do you emphasize family? You this is to stir up racial conflict? Havent you seen han thief?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @晓雨闻铃几十亿市值的公司,一次性增发数百亿?
[@ xiao rain WenLing billions of market value of the company, a one-time issue of billions?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @夜道:去世的曹仁超先生在香港股市做了那么多年,被成香港股神,不也错过他眼前的腾讯吗?其实投资还是很难的,尤其是面对到腾讯,亚马逊这样的公司的时候,换句话说,如果连茅台这样的公司,都看不准,拿不住,还谈什么投资。
[@ night way the death of Mr Cao Renchao did so many years in the Hong Kong stock market, is a Hong Kong shares god, tencent also not miss him? Actually investment or difficult, especially in the face of the tencent, companies such as amazon, in other words, if the maotai such company, not to see, hold, still talking about investment.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    女生倒追男生,是怎样一种体验 __________________________________ ​​​
[Girls chasing boys, is a kind of experience how __________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @师永刚@侯宁 海航是基金会的。[并不简单]@王岩---地产 @刘芮东转发微博
[@ yong-gang shi @ hou ning hnas foundation. [] are not simple @ - real estate @ Liu Rui wang attended the east forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @师永刚@李小鸣-李老鸣 奇妙@乌镇智库wow,amazing!
[Wonderful @ @ yong-gang shi @ Li Xiaoming - Li Laoming wuzhen, a think-tank, wow, backpacks!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [失望]@花丛小语:割韭菜还考虑韭菜感受?
[Language [disappointed] @ flowers cut chives is also considering leek feelings?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @中欧苹果回复@任仁雄[作揖][握手][心]@任仁雄回复@中欧苹果 的赞[作揖][握手][心]@任仁雄回复@jackchatty游过彼岸那这看来是财源滚滚啊[哈哈][赞][鲜花]@jackchatty游过彼岸水即财啊!
[@ china-eu apple reply @ Ren Renxiong [bowing] [shake hands] [heart] @ Ren Renxiong reply @ china-eu apples praise [bowing] [shake hands] [heart] @ Ren Renxiong reply @ jackchatty swam across that it appears to be a bonanza [ha ha] [who] [flowers] @ jackchatty swam across the shore water is money!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @黄刚-物流与供应链【没有商流的物流,永远是被动物流】@小角色所看到的 唉,死循环经济模式下,以为上市就等于上岸?!没有核心竞争力,当然受委屈!
[@ Huang Gang - logistics and supply chain [no flow of logistics, logistics is always passive 】 @ small role can see, alas, die circular economy mode, the thought is listed ashore? ! No core competitiveness, of course, be wronged!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @龚文祥转发微博
[@ Gong Wenxiang forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安#一台吸尘器tRKstcjM ​
[# good night # a cleaner tRKstcjM]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

尼尼刀刀:
    我习惯游走在城市间忙碌生活着,我过的也许不是别人能懂的,我爱上工作后想着吃什么的快乐,看着人来人往有点好奇她们的故事,一个人在面馆角落里美味慢慢尝着,有时候一个人不一定就不快乐,悲与欢,离与合,拥有才算是获得。也许你会觉得我过的有一点寂寞,可是我有一个叫做自己的好朋友,我翻阅一幕...全文: m.weibo ​
[I used to wander in the busy city life, maybe I am not others can understand, I fell in love with work after thinking of eating something happy, watching people busy a little curious about their stories, a person in a noodle shop in the corner delicious taste slowly, sometimes a person not necessarily not happiness, sadness and joys, and, it is obtained. Maybe you will think I am a little lonely, but I have called his good friend, I read a scene... The full text m. eibo]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

但斌:
    发表了博文《梁实秋:酒实在是妙》tRPMqO ​
[Published a post liang shiqiu wine is wonderful tRPMqO]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【继天天之后,圆通、EMS遭京东“封杀” 圆通回应:反对“平台霸权”!】继天天快递被京东封杀后,今日京东再次将圆通、百世汇通、德邦、EMS等快递公司列入不推荐名单,疑似被“封杀”。对此,圆通回应称,将反对一切依靠平台霸权强迫站队、清除异已的行为。圆通还表示,京东即便“拉黑”圆通,对圆通...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 after every day, yuantong, jingdong blocked yuantong EMS response opposition to hegemony platform!] After following the daily express is jingdong block, jingdong again today yuantong, immortal huitong, gravels, EMS express delivery company is not recommended list, suspected of being blocked. To this, yuantong responded that will oppose all rely on the platform hegemony forced reform, clear vision is behavior. Yuantong also said jingdong even yuantong shielding, the yuantong... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #晚安#英国人总结的种司机人格,来测测你属于哪路老司机[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]via:视知车学院tRKBbAv ​
[# good night # summary of British driver personality, belong to which way to measure your old driver [applause.] [applause.] [applause] via college tRKBbAv know car]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

玩转instagram:
    萌萌哒的小汤圆![哆啦A梦开心] ​
[Lovely small dumplings! [doraemon happy]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你会根据季节的不同而更换轮胎吗? ​
[# # good night family you can differ according to the season and replace the tires? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    花泽香菜,百看不厌[爱你] tRPxK ​
[Flower ze parsley, never tireless tRPxK love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    发表了博文《最新白酒终端数据!【申万食品饮料-吕昌、周彪】白酒终端(线上&线下)》tRPG ​
[Terminal data published a blog post the latest liquor! All food and beverage - Lv Chang, Zhou Biao 】 【 liquor terminal (online & offline) tRPG]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    天使在人间
[Angel on earth]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    演员孙俪:我可以不选择,但是只要我选择了,我一定要全力以赴。我从小也有投机取巧,走捷径,有一次倍受打击,我小时候学跳舞的,有一次部队里叫我跳一个领舞,骄傲了,两三个礼拜不好好练功,领导审查的时候,觉得我跳得太差了,找我谈话,说再给你五天时间,如果再跳不好就换人了。那一下对我是一个...全文: m.weibo ​
[Actress sun li I can not choose, but as long as I chose, I must try my best. I since the childhood are opportunistic, shortcuts, once more, I learn how to dance when I was a child, once the army told me to jump a dance, proud, and two or three weeks is not a good practice, leadership, feel bad I jumped, find my conversation, said give you five days again, if again not good substitution. That it is for me a... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    【王阳明:人在事上磨才能站得稳】有学生问王阳明,安静时我感觉很不错,思想清晰,可一遇事就乱阵脚,为何?王阳明说:“这是你只知道静养,却没有下克己的功夫。这样一来,碰到事情就乱了阵脚。人应该在具体的事上磨炼自己,才能站得稳,才能静亦定,动亦定。人必须在事上磨练,在事上用功才会有帮助...全文: m.weibo ​
[[wang yangming grinding to stand firm in the matter who have students ask wang yangming, quiet when I feel very good, clear thinking, but it is in disarray, why? Wang yangming said this is your only know quiet, but not under the restraint of kung fu. In this way, when things are out of condition. People should be in specific temper themselves, to stand firm, also set to the static, dynamic also. People must be honed on the matter, to work hard on things if they will help... m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    下锅的时候好像不用腌了。。[并不简单]
[Seems to be without salt. When the pot. [] are not simple]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    说得好![doge]@妃尔莫属:哈哈哈哈[哈哈]那是屎啊[二哈]
[Well said! [doge] @ princess er ha ha ha ha (ha ha) that is shit ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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