2017年7月25日星期二

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1024专员:
    渣渣都睡了[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语] ​​​



想做网红的网黄!

世界搞笑排行榜:
    男生第一次看到女票的大咪咪是种什么感觉[doge]哈哈中枪了没? ​​​
[The boy first saw the female vote of big boobs is a kind of what feeling [doge] ha ha in the gun? ​​​]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

人民网:
    【最好的字谜大全】多陪陪孩子,没有挤不出的时间。猜谜,最简单的动脑小游戏,和孩子互动起来,一起开心的玩耍!@全球育儿大全 ​​​
[Spend more time with children, the best puzzles of 】 【 not squeeze out of time. Guessing game, the most simple brain small game, interact with the children together, happy together! @ parenting books around the world]


报道全球 传播中国

一支上上签:
    看到这条微博的人都会得到好运 ​​​
[Who saw this message will have good luck]


是你的一支上上签

xiaxiaxiaaaa夏:
    完了 半夜 突然非常非常饿 饿到想吃人 ​​​
[Out in the middle of the night Suddenly very, very hungry Hungry to eat]


来了就先哈吧

我是马男Bojack:
    我必须承认生命中大部分时光是属于孤独的
努力成长是在孤独里可以进行的最好的游戏 ​ ​​​

[I must admit that most of the time of life is belong to the lonely < br > growth is hard alone can be the best in the game]


我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……广告合作QQ联系:

北美吐槽君:
    “男人和女人对待爱情婚姻的定义是不是真的不一样” ​​​
[The definition of men and women treat love marriage really is not the same as]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

微天下:
    【世界首例 哥伦比亚三男子组成合法家庭】今年月,哥伦比亚男子(曼纽尔、亚历杭德多和维克多)组成世界首个合法的男性多元恋家庭。当地政府已经为他们注册并开具文件,承认其为合法家庭,享有合法家庭该有的权利,包括继承权和政府补贴等。 ​​​
[The worlds first Columbia 】 this month of three men legal family, Colombian man (Manuel, alex HangDe and victor) more of the worlds first legally male love family. The local government has to register and open files for them, admit it as a legitimate family, legal family should have rights, including inheritance and government subsidies. ​​​]


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时尚经典语录:
    我过得还可以,不好不坏,不惊不喜,一切只是还可以。这样的生活我觉得也挺好的。 ​​​
[I have a can also, bad not bad, not jing not pleased, everything just can also. This life I feel fine. ​​​]


优雅文字,唯美图片,感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐!

1句实话:
    很精辟的一段话:未曾清贫难做人,不经打击永天真。成熟不过是善于隐藏,沧桑不过是无泪有伤。 ​​​
[Very insightful never poor difficult personhood, naive forever without shock. Mature but is good at hiding, vicissitudes of life but is no more tears injury. ​​​]


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内涵搞笑:
    啊啊啊啊啊啊好甜好甜 看完想谈恋爱了[拜拜] ​#内涵搞笑#​ ​ ​​​
[Sigh agghh good sweet sweet Finish reading the want to fall in love [bynum] funny # # connotation]


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李正曦Sissi:
    总感觉自己时日无多了。。。 ​​​
[Always feel numbered... ​​​]


念念不忘,必能大涨。

热头像集:
    “ 不管闹多少次别扭 最后还是会因为舍不得而和好如初这种感觉真好 ” ​​​​
[No matter how many times the noise The final or will they loathe to give up and made up this feels good]


请叫我头像妹,爱搬运,爱分享的小丫头。

美国特色旅游:
    #旅游新势力# #带着微博去旅行# 美国红木国家公园实景,走一起来吧@加州旅游局@同城洛杉矶站 @全球旅游攻略 @美国国家旅游局 ​​​
[New power # # # tourism travel with weibo # live the redwood national park, walk together @ @ city tourism bureau of California @ Los Angeles station global travel guides @ the national tourism administration]


来跟小编一起发现美国那些不为所知的新奇景点和事物吧。

我们天生偏执狂:
    什么是安全感?我们真的应该看一看。[心] ​ ​​​​
[What is the sense of security? We really should take a look. [heart]]


生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

哲言心语:
    一下子可以得到的真心,往往都不算太真。因为每个人的心,都如同洋葱一样,被层层包裹起来。你想得到,总是要花时间,并且伴随着眼泪和痛苦。所以啊,别相信瞬息间爱上你的人,那都是一时的情绪而已。真正爱你的人,都是为你哭过、伤过和幸福过的。时间是最好的证明。 ​​​​
[Can get heart and are not too true. Because every mans heart is like an onion, layer upon layer wrapped. You want, always take time, and accompanied by tears and pain. So, dont believe the split-second fall in love with you, it is a mood. The man who ever really loves you, all is for you to cry, have wounded, and happiness. Time is the proof of that. ​​​​]


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大欧洲吐槽君:
    “是我作,不该在他心烦意乱时候要求太多?” ​​​
[Is me, should not be demanding too much when he is upset? ​​​]


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天天见美食:
    【茶香鸡】家里来客人了怎么办?教你一道宴客必备的私房菜,马了有空学~[馋嘴] tRSqyOC tRKeQvs ​​​
[【 tea chicken 】 home have a visitor? Teach you necessary private kitchens, a dozen horses are free to learn ~ [available] tRSqyOC tRKeQvs]


收罗天下美食,这里是吃货的平台,和美食有个约会! 欢迎投稿,广告合作加QQ:

吃货频道:
    你最爱的街头小吃是什么? ​​​​. ​​​
[What is your favorite snack street? The.]


搜罗全球各地美食,吃货请关注

荒岛上DropTheBeat:
    三棒子粉丝以及三棒子是这个地球上最恶心的人类低级物种之一 特征:长相龌鹾 嘴里含着块屎 嘴里塞满蛆 心理畸形 缺乏关爱(称为寂寞型思春性精神疾病) 智商高达 大脑小脑神经萎缩 思想腐朽萎缩 动作行为二逼且傻的彻底

关于这种恶心的生物 我已经介绍完毕 希望大家在生活中遇到这种生物有多 ​​​

[Three bonzi fans and bonzi is the one of the most disgusting low-level human species upon earth Features the abnormal His mouth with a piece of shit Your mouth full of maggots psychological deformity Lack of care (called lonely longing for love sex mental illness) IQ is as high as the small brain nerve atrophy Thought decadent atrophy Dumb and stupid behavior thoroughly < br > < br > about this disgusting creatures I have been introduced I hope you meet the creatures have much in your life]


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旅游摄影美图:
    何为摄影师视角?↓↓这就是[二哈][二哈] ​​​​
[What is a photographer perspective? Left left this is [,] [two ha]]


一张图,一世界,最美的旅游摄影记录。没有水印和广告的精彩美图世界。合作广告:Q

波罗金刚手:
    【新疆】 ​​​
[【 】 in xinjiang]


【奇闻轶事】

穆里尼奥新闻网:
    咱们的球队已经到达了华盛顿DC了。 ​​​
[Our team has arrived in Washington, DC. ​​​]


吾心所属,吾心所眷,吾心所向,皆穆里尼奥

何炜橙妞-:
    天天晚上都不愿意睡觉 ​​​
[Do not want to sleep in the evening everyday]


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清风伴酒6047612987:
    告诉自己
我可以不完美,但一定要真实;
我可以不富有,但一定要快乐! ​​​

[Tell yourself < br > I can not perfect, but must be true; < br > I can not rich, but must be happy! ​​​]


诚信互粉,永不取关;骗粉取关,拉入黑名单。

l0v3-910:
    希望十年后的我仍保持如今的样貌,我可不想浪费我可以去吃好多好吃的钱去整容! ​​​
[Hope ten years later I still keep todays appearance, I dont want to waste money I can go to eat a lot of delicious to facial plastic surgery! ​​​]


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Shabby__:
    想念我的朋友们,晚上看见夜色这么美好像找你们陪我去河边溜达溜达,可是你们都不在我身边[失望] ​​​
[Miss my friends, see the night is so beautiful like you to accompany me at night to walk along the river, but you are not here with me [disappointed]]


我很浪漫,是又浪又慢

台灣紅統-小周:
    那一个不能被饶恕的人,如果还只是单单天然独、看不起一个城市也就算了,但是那些不能说出来原因(有些人可能昨天中午知道了)说出来可能会对受害者造成二次伤害,所以我不能明说,我的内心很挣扎。我只希望各位无限的把强哥那篇置顶文无限的转发出去,这是我唯一能恳请大家帮忙的事了,大家平常或许骂 ​​​
[That a man cannot be forgiven, if also simply natural alone, look down on a city also calculate, but those who cant say out the reason (some people may be at noon yesterday) said it could cause secondary damage to the victim, so I cant but confessed, I am an inner struggle. I only hope you infinite strong elder brother that top infinite forwarding out, this is the only thing I can ask you for help, people may scold]


在台第八代福建泉州人(年生,統促黨員。祖籍福建省泉州安溪縣。中華統一促進黨,台灣紅統派)。祖國就是中華人民共和國。

Nina的小马甲:
    失去了一片土地,上天真的会还给你十里桃林。 ​​​
[Lost the land, god really excited Chen will be back to you. ​​​]


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环球市场播报:
    【沙特承诺减少出口 油价周一收高】沙特承诺减少出口、尼日利亚同意附条件限产,推动油价上涨。纽约商品交易所月份交割的西德州中质原油(WTI)期货价格上涨美分,或.%,收于.美元桶。伦敦洲际交易所(ICE)布伦特原油期货上涨美分,或.%,收于.美元桶。tRPpCw ​​​
[[Saudi Arabia pledged to reduce export oil prices edged higher Monday] Saudi Arabia pledged to reduce exports, Nigeria agree with conditional limit production, promote the rise in oil prices. In the New York mercantile exchange for delivery of west Texas intermediate (WTI) crude oil futures prices rose cents, or. %, hk. $barrels. Intercontinental exchange (ICE) in London, brent crude oil futures rose cents, or. %, hk. $barrels. tRPpCw]


新浪财经国际组官方微博,第一时间传递环球市场新闻、关注世界财经大事。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件(usstockreport@sina)。

我是种草囤货菌:
    欧美有史以来最受欢迎的支口红 ​​​​ 你剁手了哪只? ​​​​#剁手买买买# ​​​
[Europe and the United States the most popular lipstick you chop the hand which only? Buy buy buy # # cut hand]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

痒气美少女:
    史上第一个被尬死的怪兽。。。[允悲]奥特曼:神经病啊 我不要面子的啊
tRaeRfZx ​​​

[In the history of the first to be full dead monster... Altman, allow sad, mental derangement I dont face the < br > tRaeRfZx]


我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

桥诘聖:
    老子个小时后就去北京把他带回来[怒骂]谢谢大家昨晚的陪伴,不会叫你们失望的。 ​​​
[Lao tze will bring him back to Beijing after hours [denounced] thank you for your last nights company, wont make you disappointed. ​​​]


咸蛋家主播。 id:。经常在晚上点后点前播一个小时。开了一个每日坚果店,店铺号。希望大家多多支持。

古城钟楼:
    【寅时】铛~铛~铛~ ​​​
[Dang ~ thunk ~ dang YinShi 】 【 ~]


西安钟楼初建于明洪武十七年,当时它位于西大街以北广济街口的迎样观,这一位置正在唐长安城的中轴线上,也是五代、宋、元时长安城的中心。

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