2017年7月16日星期日

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冷笑话精选:
    泰国神广告!女生的各种失恋症状…
哈哈哈哈哈哈这都可以的???[允悲]
tRKWYdMK ​

[Thai advertising god! Girls all sorts of lovelorn symptoms... < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha this can??????? [allow sad] < br > tRKWYdMK]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 拖拉机说:飚一下?tRKAMbiP ​
[Travel life # # tractor said MAO once? tRKAMbiP]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    极限男人帮本周聚首佛山,搅动风云!凌晨两点被迫“闻鸡起武”,被唐僧师徒的迷幻笑弄醒的@沙溢 ,被尖嘴的鸡吓到落荒而逃的艺兴…充满“惊喜”的“起床大戏”接连上演[笑cry]随后的擂台比武,更是前途未卜,#张艺兴翻盘# 能否实现?“武林盟主”将花落谁家?#优酷极限挑战# 今晚揭晓答案[心] ​
[The limit man help meet in foshan this week, in a matter of minutes. At two o clock in the morning was forced to smell chicken wu, be tangs monk teacher and pupil psychedelic laugh wake @ ShaYi, the chicken pointed mouth frighten be defeated and flee of art and... Get out of bed full of surprise drama nail-biting [laugh cry] subsequent challenge tournament, but faces an uncertain future, # # lay pull away can be fulfilled? Wu lin’s leader who will be? # # youku limit challenge your answer tonight [heart]]

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    大哥你也算是装逼界的一朵奇葩了[允悲] tRKWYZZ ​
[Eldest brother you are a rarity in the force boundary of the [allow sad] tRKWYZZ]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋,和小岁的女生交往年,亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后,日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”,两人交往年现已分手,对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWYvi ​
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWYvi cheating on female site]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    #晒晒旧照片# 二十年前的我和他。 ​
[# in old photos # years ago he and me. ​]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋,和小岁的女生交往年,亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后,日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”,两人交往年现已分手,对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWjBbU ​
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWjBbU cheating on female site]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【猪厂断电没风扇,千头二师兄中暑了】月日,江苏宿迁因降雨断电,有几千头猪的养猪厂内温度升高,氨气味重。许多猪出现晕眩,老板紧急报警。 @江苏消防 赶到给猪洒水降温,二师兄们恢复了活力。 还有什么是万能的消防员做不到的?tRKpWbIm ​
[【 pig power plant fans, one thousand head two seniors heatstroke] month day, jiangsu suqian power because of the rain, there are thousands of pigs, pig farm in temperature, ammonia smell. Many pigs appeared dizziness, the boss of emergency alarm. @ jiangsu fire to get to the pig water cooling, two seniors to restore the vitality. What is a universal firefighters do? tRKpWbIm]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

MIUI:
    「 MIUI官方问答第 场 」你还想问什么问题?欢迎在评论中留言。#向MIUI提问# tRKWjAQ ​
[Beautiful MIUI official answers the first field what problems do you still want to ask? Welcome to leave a message in the comments. # # ask beautiful MIUI tRKWjAQ]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

但斌:
    @静娅_所谓历史就是权力游戏的历史@郭国谊 [酷]
[@ static her _ so-called history is the history of the power game @ Guo Guoyi [cool]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回来才最有说服力![挤眼]@alpl:真事隐去,用“贾语村言”@李正曦Sissi @冰克尔[思考] @罗昌平贾的真不了?@呼小卷贾跃亭对美国豪宅的回应。
[Back to the most persuasive! [eye] @ alpl truth is hidden, use language jia village said @ Li Zhengxi Sissi @ Kerr [thinking] ice @ luo jia dont? @ called small volume Jia Yueting response to the United States a person of extraordinary powers curtilage.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @叶檀不知道有多少人能看懂
[@ ye tan dont know how many people can understand]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @杨建国[赞]@总裁语录两分钟带您认识河南新面孔!
[@ jian-guo Yang [who] @ President quotations for two minutes you know henan new faces!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @范剑平银行股行情到头了?@pkuwd中国两大预算软约束部门:地方和国企。国企还能考核个利润抑制一下冲动,地方借了钱,业绩都是本届的,问题都是下届的。银行对地方的信仰不是来自地方会负责,而是最终中央只能负责。不处理到人,最后就都是中央的责任,就不可能打掉预算软约束。


一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【产妇坐月子被要求盖被子不能开空调 中暑身亡】山东一名年轻产妇因中暑被送到医院,体温已超℃。大热天女子还长衫长裤。家人称,她必须穿厚点,坚持不开空调电扇,让她盖着被子。最终产妇因坐月子丧命,这样的悲剧不止一例↓↓坐月子的这个谣言你都知道吗?↓↓转发扩散!tRKWWaN ​


曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @微博财经#乐视危机# 乐视回应贾跃亭在美有豪宅:只是乐视汽车驻美办公室,不属个人 #财经MCN#
[@ # Letv weibo # le regard financial crisis response Jia Yueting has a mansion in the United States just Letv cars office, to the United States are not of the personal financial MCN# #]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @咖啡叶子爱评论@王健_经济金融科普微博股票要跟着遭殃?@李佳佳Audrey@胡紫微先吱个声哈,如果北京也了,我是不会去登记的,提前跟诸位道个别。这几年在微博相会一场,团团一揖,就此别过。[作揖]
[Love comments @ @ coffee leaves wang _ economic financial science weibo shares should follow to suffer? @ jia-jia li Audrey @ hu zhi a first, if Beijing is, I am not going to register, in advance with you individually. Meet these years in weibo, round and round a yi, dont too. [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @楚仁杰V接下来两个方向:上证大权重,主要集中在银保证;泛消费类蓝筹,有业绩支撑。两个方向的目标股动态市盈率在倍左右最合适@人在股市十八年不符合白马标准,现金流不行,,军工里也没有符合的,,现在连整个创版里都没有符合的了[悲伤]@知无涯华讯方舟算吗?牛逼的公司
[@ ChuRenJie V over the next two directions the Shanghai big weight, mainly in the silver guarantee; Consumer blue-chip, performance support. Two directions of target stock dynamic price-earnings ratio in the most appropriate @ times or so in the eighteenth year of stock market does not conform to the standard, charming not cash flow, and also did not conform to, in the military, now even the gen version did not conform to the [sad] @ knowledge is long, life is short calling from huaxun ark to calculate? Cow force of the company]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    除了帅气的小跑车,分秒妹子的声音,感觉萌萌哒[太开心][太开心][太开心]
[In addition to the handsome little sports car, split second sisters voice, the feeling is cute [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    锻炼?不存在的[小黄人剪刀手]tRKSql ​
[Exercise? There is no [yellow people scissorhands] tRKSql]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【韩红回应表情包:深感悲哀 年轻人的价值观扭曲】日,韩红现身某活动,提起自己带着几位明星凌晨四点帮环卫工人扫大街的照片被制作成表情包事件,痛斥“韩红看了想打人”表情包↓↓韩红现场讲述背后的辛酸[悲伤]↓↓↓tRKWpS ​
[Package 【 han hong response expression was deeply sad Young peoples values distorted 】, han hong in a certain activity, spoke with her a few stars at four o clock in the morning to help the sanitation workers sweeping the street photos were made into expression package, denounced han hong saw want to hit people expression package left at the scene of the left han hong tells the bitterness behind [sad] left left left tRKWpS down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    家大业大不能养两只猫,走路都没声音的,转个角都能互相被吓死....[喵喵]tRKWNHs ​
[Home of big cant have two cats, walk didnt sound, turn a corner can each be frightened to death... [meow] tRKWNHs]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #海外谍照# 【比GT车型更战斗 曝新梅甘娜R.S.设计图】日前,世界知识产权组织(WIPO)发布了一批新车专利图,其中包含即将于法兰克福亮相的新一代梅甘娜R.S.,其外观相较梅甘娜GT更加具有战斗气息,并且在尾灯组、前后包围部分进行了个性化改造。据悉,未来改款梅甘娜GT有望与新一代梅甘娜R.S.共享...全文: m.weibo ​
[Overseas photos # # 【 more combat than GT models Revealed new megan na R.S. design 】 a few days ago, the world intellectual property organization (WIPO) released a batch of new patent map, including a new generation is about to debut in Frankfurt megan R.S., its appearance compared with megans GT is more combat breath, and surrounding parts before and after the tail light group, the personalization. It is understood that the future change with megans GT is expected to be Shared with a new generation of megan na R.S.... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

薛蛮子:
    @李笑来 @我是老猫 开办的硬币资本有别于别的创业大会,这个区块链与数字货币的峰会只有我和idg的连盟来了。竞争对手很少,好兆头! ​
[@ smile li to @ me is old cat open COINS of capital is different from other business conference, the block chain summit with digital currency only me and idg). Competitors, rarely good one million head! ​]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

新浪汽车:
    #车主有话说# 全新奥迪A的尾灯是这么玩的!tRKxzrxk ​
[# # the owner say new audi A taillight is such A play! tRKxzrxk]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    目前,我们从相关渠道获悉,奥迪RS Limousine将在月日上市,新车搭载.L直列五缸涡轮增压发动机,匹配速双离合变速器,百公里加速成绩为.秒,预售价为.万。 ​
[At present, we learned from relevant channels that the audi RS Limousine will be listed on February nd, new car pick up. L in-line five turbocharged engines, the matching speed dual-clutch gearbox, hundreds of kilometers to accelerate results. Second, for pre-sale price.. ​]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

优酷:
    猫咪凯、兔子凯、奶牛凯、草莓凯哪个是你的菜?[笑而不语]最好的#王俊凯#大声说你爱!#来优酷看我想和你唱#
tRKOscRR ​

[Cat, rabbit, cow, strawberry kay kay kay kay which is your food? [smiling without a word] the best # # chun-kai wang loudly say love you! # to youku to see I want to sing with you # < br > tRKOscRR]

尼尼刀刀:
    [馋嘴][馋嘴][馋嘴]
[[available] [available] [available]]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

猫扑:
    【司机阻挠警车执法 别警车至少.公里】月日,山东济宁嘉祥,一辆汽车别着警车行驶,双方“对峙”至少.公里。据了解,该车系阻挠警车查处前方的拉沙大货车,目前当地警方已对此展开调查。tRKcBf ​
[The driver block police law enforcement Dont the police car at least. Km] month day, shandong jining jinghang canal, driving a car with a police car, the two sides confrontation. At least. The cars blocking the lassa big truck in front of the police investigation, the local police have been investigating. tRKcBf]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

青年时报:
    【浙江一路虎车突然起火,仅几分钟车子就仅剩车架……】昨天傍晚点半左右,温州文成县南田镇二源往十源方向路段上一辆浙G牌的路虎突然起火,熊熊烈火很快吞噬了车辆。到场的消防官兵立即出一支泡沫水枪对火势进行压制,分钟后,迅速将明火扑灭,然而路虎已经被烧成车架……tRKWoMdw ​
[【 a land rover car burst into flames, zhejiang province, only a few minutes the car only frame... 】 Yesterday evening around, wenzhou wencheng south field town two to ten sources direction on the road a zhejiang G card land rover suddenly caught fire, the fire soon consumed vehicles. Fire officers and soldiers immediately out of a bubble in present water gun on the fire suppression, minutes later, the flame extinguished quickly, however, land rover has been burnt frame... tRKWoMdw]

新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。

南方都市报:
    【男子假扮病逝妹妹,穿女装年哄母亲开心】广西桂林一位五十多岁大叔,常穿旗袍带母亲逛街。大叔说,妹妹因病去世,母亲思念女儿,精神出了问题,自从他穿上女装,扮作妹妹,母亲就变开心了。@梨视频 tRKCmpkh ​
[The man died of posing as sister, mother wear womens clothing in feel happy 】 a uncle fifties, guangxi guilin often wear qipao with mother shopping. Uncle said, sister died because of illness, mother missing daughter, spirit has a problem, since he wear womens clothing, as sister, mother would become happy. @ pear video tRKCmpkh]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【昆明七八十人凌晨打砸写字楼掐断监控扔催泪弹】日凌晨,一伙人闯进昆明市一幢写字楼,控制住保安掐断监控,用十字镐和铁锤撬开一家公司,在办公室一阵狂砸,还使用催泪弹和灭火器↓↓被打砸公司负责人称,约百人穿着统一服装,清一色白手套↓↓警察当场控制七八十人。tRKWotF ​
[Kunming and people smash office cut off in the morning to monitor threw tear gas 】 day early morning, a group of people in an office building in kunming, and control of the security monitoring, cut off with a pick and hammer to pry open a company, a burst of crazy hit at the office, also used tear gas and fire extinguisher left left by smashing company officials say, about one hundred people dressed in uniform, uniform white gloves left left the police on the spot control and people. tRKWotF]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

尼尼刀刀:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

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