2017年7月16日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    在夏天,有一件神奇的事情发生……
冰箱开久了会长狗![笑cry] ​

[In the summer, there is a magical things happen... < br > the fridge open for a long time, President of the dog! [laughing cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家家车生活# 【《大叔据说》到底什么样的车才有面子?】本期《大叔据说》为您盘点到底什么车才有面子?相信你一定会感兴趣的!tRKWuGhr ​
[# # every car life uncle is said to be exactly what kind of car have a face? Uncle is said to be in current inventory for you to face what car? Believe that you will be interested in! tRKWuGhr]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子违停被查狂骂交警 进去之后秒怂[摊手]】“XXX!我唾沫星子喷死你!”月日,辽宁大连街头一辆轿车违停,交警在劝离过程中,受到司机当街辱骂。交警尽管面部被喷了一脸口水↓↓但考虑到天气炎热对方情绪激动,始终保持克制。司机被拘留后秒怂↓↓↓tRKWuwMA ​
[The man is fail to stop check crazy scold the traffic police In seconds after the unintelligent [stand hand]] XXX! I their breath spray dead you! Month, liaoning dalian street to stop a car spare, traffic police in advised from the process, street abused by driver. Traffic police despite facial spray a face of saliva left left but considering the other emotional hot weather, always restraint. The driver after he was detained in seconds the unintelligent left left left tRKWuwMA down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【男子违停被查狂骂交警 进去之后秒怂[摊手]】“XXX!我唾沫星子喷死你!”月日,辽宁大连街头一辆轿车违停,交警在劝离过程中,受到司机当街辱骂。交警尽管面部被喷了一脸口水↓↓但考虑到天气炎热对方情绪激动,始终保持克制。司机被拘留后秒怂↓↓↓tRKWuwMA ​
[The man is fail to stop check crazy scold the traffic police In seconds after the unintelligent [stand hand]] XXX! I their breath spray dead you! Month, liaoning dalian street to stop a car spare, traffic police in advised from the process, street abused by driver. Traffic police despite facial spray a face of saliva left left but considering the other emotional hot weather, always restraint. The driver after he was detained in seconds the unintelligent left left left tRKWuwMA down down down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#保时捷新款Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo!tRKawCz ​
[Travel life # # new Porsche Porsche eve Sport Turismo! tRKawCz]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

平安北京:
    #防范电信网络诈骗#【暑假期间请注意 警惕类电信诈骗】假期来临,兼职刷单、高考招生、助学金、校园贷和网购退款五类电信网络诈骗犯罪易发高发,公安机关梳理了这五类电信诈骗的类型及特点,提醒广大学生和家长警惕,了解骗局,避免上当。tRKokkSD ​
[# # telecom network to prevent fraud please pay attention to during the summer vacation alert class telecom fraud holiday approaching, part-time brush list, the college entrance examination enrollment, grants, loans and campus online refund kinds of telecom network fraud crime is used, the public security organ combed the types and characteristics of these five types of telecom fraud, remind students and parents, understand the fraud, avoid being. tRKokkSD]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

猫扑:
    【男子当着孩子的面杀妻劫车逃跑】月日下午,河北张家口怀安县一男子当着孩子的面,在街头将妻子杀死。随后,男子劫车逃跑。日凌晨,犯罪嫌疑人被抓获归案,案件正在审理中。via.澎湃新闻 tRKpenO ​
[The man in front of the kids kill wife carjacking escape 】 month days afternoon, hebei zhangjiakou huaian a man in front of the kids, killed his wife in the street. After that, the man fled carjacking. Early Friday, the criminal suspect was arrested, case is pending. Via the surging news tRKpenO]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    本期的#挑战者联盟#中,小军师@陈学冬 配上江直树@鄭元暢小綜 简直开挂,无敌是多么多么寂寞…只不过在捏脚掰手腕的时候还是逃不过武力镇压,@魏晨 挂烤鸭更是挂出了一场show,鸭油style太空步给满分[笑而不语] 更多精彩快#来优酷看挑战者联盟#
tRKOOgqu ​

[This # # challenger alliance, small division @ cheney With the upper changjiang region the straight tree @ Joe cheng zong Can open hanging, invincible is how lonely... Just at the time of pinch feet arm-wrestling or escape violence, @ weichen hanging roast duck is raised to a show, duck oil style space step give full markssmiling without a word more wonderful quick # youku to see challenger league # < br > tRKOOgqu]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    据说每个周日,你都是这样度过的...[拜拜] ​
[It is said that every Sunday, you are so spent... [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    丰田最新概念车,更像是一部智能手机 ​
[Toyotas latest concept car, more like a smartphone]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

新浪新闻客户端:
    演灯神的那位表情真的太到位了[笑而不语]
[In light of god the expression really too in place [smiling without a word]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【迪士尼真人版《阿拉丁》主演确定】今天迪士尼终于在DExpo上宣布了真人版《阿拉丁》部分主演,加拿大新人Mena Massoud饰演阿拉丁,《超凡战队》里的“金伯利”娜奥米·斯科特饰演茉莉公主,威尔·史密斯饰演灯神。真人与动漫形象对比神还原↓↓↓[小黄人剪刀手]tRKWEfD ​
[The Disney live-action Aladdin starring determine 】 today Disney finally announced on DExpo live-action Aladdin part of the star, Canadas new Mena Massoud as Aladdin, kimberly in the great team Naomi Scott princess jasmine, will Smith plays the light of god. Reality and animation image contrast reduction left god left left [yellow people scissorhands] tRKWEfD]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【网曝后创业之神许豪杰恋童癖 社交账号被扒】今日有网友曝出一篇《怎么能想到我喜欢的微博大V竟然是恋童癖》的帖子, 该贴中说发现之前在网上自称为“创业之神”的大V许豪杰疑似恋童癖,其不仅长时间关注恋童癖账号并有类似倾向评论,事件被曝光后引起网友热议,目前许豪杰将的恋童癖账号全部取关,...全文: m.weibo ​
[The god of the net exposure after startup Xu Haojie paedophilia Social account stolen 】 today some netizens revealed a how could you think I like microblogging V is a pedophile post, this post before said found in the online self-proclaimed god of the entrepreneurial big V Xu Haojie suspected paedophiles, its long time not only focus on pedophilia account and are prone to similar comments, exposure event caused netizens, currently Xu Haojie will pedophile account all take off,... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

南方都市报:
    【宁泽涛破全国纪录夺冠 距亚洲纪录仅.秒![威武]】月日,@宁泽涛 出战昆士兰短池游泳赛,在米自由泳比赛中,宁泽涛以秒夺冠,不仅刷新了个人最好成绩,也打破了他自己保持的全国短池米纪录,距亚洲纪录仅差.秒。@CCTV tRKWSsx ​
[【 NingZeTao broken the national record Is apart from the Asian record. Only seconds! [power]] month day, @ NingZeTao in Queensland, short course swimming, in m freestyle, NingZeTao in seconds, not only refresh the personal best, also broke the national short meters record kept himself, from the Asian record. Only seconds. @ CCTV tRKWSsx]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

尼尼刀刀:
    都说大树底下好乘凉 但与其这样不如自己成为一颗大树 根深蒂固 茁壮成长 可以面对承受更大的狂风暴雨 不经历风雨☔如何赢的更好的明天[拳头][拳头][拳头][拳头] ​
[Great trees are good for nothing but shade But with such as oneself become a big tree entrenched thrive Can face under more severe winds and torrential rains Do not experience wind and rain ☔ how to win a better tomorrow [fist] [fist] [fist] [fist]]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

冷笑话精选:
    前方一大波僵尸正在来袭[doge]
[In front of a big Bob zombies are struck [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【贾静雯夫妇不在家 梧桐妹带咘咘看小黄人[太开心]】近日修杰楷和贾静雯近日到忙着飞来飞去到处工作,而这段日子梧桐妹也就兼任起爸妈的角色,在家里陪着咘咘和Bo钮x↓↓除了前几天一起跳舞以外,日还带着妹妹去看小黄人玩得不亦乐乎,梧桐妹大长腿抢镜↓↓超有爱[心]tRKWNdV ​
[The four couples not at home Wutong sister take 咘 咘 see yellow people [quite happy]] recently JieJie and four recently to work in the busy flying around, and these days wutong younger sister also concurrently hold up the role of parents, in the home accompanied 咘 咘 and Bo button x left left except for a few days ago dance together, day also play with sister go to see the yellow people, wutong big sister long legs rob mirror left left super love tRKWNdV [heart]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

ZAKER:
    【乐视否认老贾在美有多栋别墅 是办公室】 被富贵了?乐视否认贾跃亭在美有多栋别墅,称其是乐视汽车驻美办公室>你信吗 tRKWtRc ​
[【 Letv deny old jia in the United States have more villas Office 】 be rich? Letv denied Jia Yueting how villa, in the United States says it is > Letv cars in America office you letter tRKWtRc]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

冷笑话精选:
    吸…吸猪么?[二哈]@贴吧君可爱如我@啤酒花的脸精哇!@超不酷少女 猪妈这里好多猪猪哎@赖罐霖噢妈呀!@甜兔哥@雪几把球转发微博
[Suction... Sucking pig? [two ha] @ stick a cute if I @ hops face fine wow! @ super cool girl Pig can many pig ah here mom @ lai lam oh mama! Sweet rabbit elder brother @ @ snow a few the ball forward]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我是个后妹子,现在有个追求者,两个后,个后,他们经济以及和我相处还不错。我想知道他们四个在床上的表现怎样,再决定和谁在一起。因为我觉得除了相处,性也是感情婚姻很重要的一点。我要用什么办法才能短时间知道他们个的床品,但是不伤害到他们?金山:有颗慈悲心好啊,...全文: m.weibo ​
[After # # jinshan night listening to a friend Im a sister, now have a suitor, after two, after, their economy and I get along well. I want to know how the performance of the four of them on the bed, and then make a decision and who together. Because I feel in addition to get along with, sexual and emotional marriage is very important. I want to use any way to know them a short time of bed is tasted, but not harm them? Jinshan have a heart of compassion good,... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪新闻客户端:
    孩子的心理阴影得多大啊[伤心][伤心]
[How dear child psychological shadow [sad] [sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子当着孩子的面杀妻劫车逃跑】月日下午,河北张家口怀安县一男子当着孩子的面,在街头将妻子杀死。孩子奋力拍打男子,男子仍一刀刀向妻子刺去,杀死后疑似欢呼[怒]↓↓随后男子劫车逃跑,与一车追尾↓↓日凌晨,犯罪嫌疑人被抓↓↓tRKWHYG ​
[The man in front of the kids kill wife carjacking escape 】 month days afternoon, hebei zhangjiakou huaian a man in front of the kids, killed his wife in the street. Child struggled to beat man, the man still YiDaoDao thrust to his wife, after killing suspected [anger] joy left left carjacking escape, then man with a car collision left left day in the morning, left left tRKWHYG suspects detained]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

一块去旅行:
    小时候看过那么僵尸片,你知道为什么僵尸都是清朝的吗? 视频来自@意公子 tRKSAE ​
[When I was a child read the zombies, do you know why the zombie is the qing dynasty? Video from @ childe tRKSAE]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

新浪新闻客户端:
    【嘻哈侠面临淘汰?制作人点评再引骂战】日晚,《中国有嘻哈》上演精彩对决!TT&卓卓太惊艳,歌词超感动↓↓和鬼卞battle的Jony J因再忘词惨被淘汰,吴亦凡连连叹息↓↓不可思议的是hiphopman因英文过多疑被淘汰,网友纷纷抱不平↓↓不知未亮相的PG one下周将如何惊艳全场↓↓tRKWTOZI ​
[【 hip-hop man facing elimination? Producer review again to scold war 】 Tuesday night, China has a hip hop exciting showdown! TT & dzodzo too amazing, lyrics moved left left and ghost bian battle which Jony J due to forget the word miserably to be eliminated, wu queer much left left incredibly hiphopman because English too suspicious to be eliminated, the net friend to be outraged by an injustice left left I dont know how to not appearance of PG one next week will be amazing full left left tRKWTOZI]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

星巴克北京:
    给你的星冰乐加一点点盐,可可和海盐融合的味道,你尝过吗?再加上顶部丝滑的奶油,让嚼得到的海盐风味糖粒融合奶香和可可,这一杯,你想和谁分享? ​
[Give your frappuccino to add a little salt, cocoa and the smell of sea salt fusion, have you tried? Plus the top silky cream, get chewed a sea salt flavor milk and cocoa sugar grain of fusion, this a cup, do you want to share with who? ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

冷笑话精选:
    泰国神广告!女生的各种失恋症状…
哈哈哈哈哈哈这都可以的???[允悲]
tRKWYdMK ​

[Thai advertising god! Girls all sorts of lovelorn symptoms... < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha this can??????? [allow sad] < br > tRKWYdMK]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 拖拉机说:飚一下?tRKAMbiP ​
[#出行生活#拖拉机说飚一下吗? tRKAMbiP]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    极限男人帮本周聚首佛山,搅动风云!凌晨两点被迫“闻鸡起武”,被唐僧师徒的迷幻笑弄醒的@沙溢 ,被尖嘴的鸡吓到落荒而逃的艺兴…充满“惊喜”的“起床大戏”接连上演[笑cry]随后的擂台比武,更是前途未卜,#张艺兴翻盘# 能否实现?“武林盟主”将花落谁家?#优酷极限挑战# 今晚揭晓答案[心] ​
[The limit man help meet in foshan this week, in a matter of minutes. At two o clock in the morning was forced to smell chicken wu, be tangs monk teacher and pupil psychedelic laugh wake @ ShaYi, the chicken pointed mouth frighten be defeated and flee of art and... Get out of bed full of surprise drama nail-biting [laugh cry] subsequent challenge tournament, but faces an uncertain future, # # lay pull away can be fulfilled? Wu lin’s leader who will be? # # youku limit challenge your answer tonight [heart]]

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    大哥你也算是装逼界的一朵奇葩了[允悲] tRKWYZZ ​
[Eldest brother you are a rarity in the force boundary of the [allow sad] tRKWYZZ]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋,和小岁的女生交往年,亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后,日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”,两人交往年现已分手,对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWYvi ​
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWYvi cheating on female site]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    #晒晒旧照片# 二十年前的我和他。 ​
[# in old photos # years ago he and me. ​]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋,和小岁的女生交往年,亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后,日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”,两人交往年现已分手,对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWjBbU ​
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWjBbU cheating on female site]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【猪厂断电没风扇,千头二师兄中暑了】月日,江苏宿迁因降雨断电,有几千头猪的养猪厂内温度升高,氨气味重。许多猪出现晕眩,老板紧急报警。 @江苏消防 赶到给猪洒水降温,二师兄们恢复了活力。 还有什么是万能的消防员做不到的?tRKpWbIm ​
[【 pig power plant fans, one thousand head two seniors heatstroke] month day, jiangsu suqian power because of the rain, there are thousands of pigs, pig farm in temperature, ammonia smell. Many pigs appeared dizziness, the boss of emergency alarm. @ jiangsu fire to get to the pig water cooling, two seniors to restore the vitality. What is a universal firefighters do? tRKpWbIm]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

MIUI:
    「 MIUI官方问答第 场 」你还想问什么问题?欢迎在评论中留言。#向MIUI提问# tRKWjAQ ​
[Beautiful MIUI official answers the first field what problems do you still want to ask? Welcome to leave a message in the comments. # # ask beautiful MIUI tRKWjAQ]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

没有评论:

发表评论