2017年5月19日星期五

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冷笑话精选:
    狂拽酷炫叼炸天!拽帽子那一下帅炸[喵喵] ​
[Crazy drag cool diao fry day! Pull hat that once handsome Fried [meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论留下一个 你感兴趣的问题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来,就加ta关注呗。​[喵喵](说不定有缘份呢 ) ​​​
[Leave a comment of interest to you. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. Meow meow] (perhaps is the fate?)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    ,想表白成功,表一定要够白。
我想要法国总统夫人这款,据说是赫柏林 ​

[To prove successful, table must be white enough. < br > I want French President Mrs. This, is said to be herbelin]

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优酷:
    #热血长安# wuli萨摩@徐海乔 告诉你~嘴炮起来不分老少[摊手]一只鸡腿变三个,你这魔术也是hin腻害 [笑cry]宝宝们快来拜师求指教啊~记得每周三至周日,上#热血优酷#看热血侦探团破奇案!@超级网剧热血长安 黄金会员抢先看当周全集呦~[心] ​
[# # blood changan wuli samoyed @ Xu Haiqiao tell you ~ mouth gun up both young and old, [stand hand] a chicken leg get three, you this magic is also a hin greasy harmlaugh cry babies come to seek counsel from master ~ remember every Wednesday to Sunday, # # on blood youku see blood detective regiment broke mystery! @ super net play blood changan Gold member first to see the week complete yo ~ [heart]]

新浪News:
    【超模范!谢娜透视薄纱美腿隐现 再往下看却很减分】月日,谢娜PO出两张自己写真照,照片中的谢娜一袭白色长裙,裙摆打开,美腿若隐若现,整个人闪闪发光,美出新高度↓↓可是这脚上蹬的是啥?确定没问题吗↓↓tRanjwIo ​
[The super model! Uproot shayna perspective gauze legs looms Looked down again but very points] month day, uproot shayna PO out two powers photo is illuminated, uproot shayna in the photo a long white dress and skirt is opened, the leg is like concealed, whole person shining, beautiful new highly left left but the foot pedal is what? Are you sure no problem left left tRanjwIo down]

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但斌:
    和一个读过长江商学院的好友聊天,他说教他们组织行为学的周京教授说:“人生苦短,没时间说假话!”……非常认同! ​
[Cheung kong graduate school of business and a read good friend chat, he preaching their organisational behaviour Zhou Jing professor said life is too short, dont have time to say lies! ...... Agree very much! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    上周在东京出席谷歌街景峰会,发布@ZCAM 新产品,当然地穿上@ZCAM T shirt。话说我和小伙伴穿上这T shirt,走在美国街头上,有粉丝过来搭讪呢! tzpOAPv ​
[Released last week in Tokyo to attend the Google street view summit, @ ZCAM new products, and of course to wear @ ZCAM T shirt. Words I and a friend put on the T shirt, walking the streets in the United States, there are fans come and strike up a conversation! tzpOAPv]

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汽车之家:
    #家家评测# #家家车生活# 本期视频带大家去香港静态体验日产Serena,国内已经有专利图了,未来可能会来国内。这期视频想通过这类车型来看看居家实用性强的车型什么样。感应电动侧门、两段式后备箱尾门是它的亮点,和丰田Noah、本田STEP WGN比各有所长,希望未来能引入。tRaETmVZ ​
[# every evaluation # # # every car life this video take everybody to go to Hong Kong static experience nissan Serena, domestic has a patent drawing, might come home in the future. This period of video to by this kind of models to see what practical models that occupy the home. Induction electric door, two sections of trunk is door window, Noah, Honda and Toyota STEP than their WGN, hope that the future can be introduced. tRaETmVZ]

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小S:
    轉發微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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优酷:
    #酷剧场# 厉害了~黄轩VS段奕宏,直面一线缉毒警危险职业,电影《非凡任务》优酷会员上线[耶] 故事地点和“湄公河”一样选择了金三角,如果说湄公河是国家大义,那非凡就是揭露最前线警察的危险和心酸。黄轩经历水刑、枪击、毒品各种酷刑,段奕宏演技成精这个毒枭分,戳右观影>>> ​
[# # cool theater much ~ Huang Xuan VS yihong duan, face to face with a line of antidrug police occupational danger, movie special task youku members online [the] story place and the Mekong chose the golden triangle, if the Mekong is the nations sense of honor, the special is to expose the forefront police and sad. Huang Xuan waterboarding, shooting, drugs, all kinds of torture, yihong duan acting as the drug points, poking right movie > > >]

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#今天看到有人开着牧马人堵住路上我就想:买车这干嘛?是要去战场吗?看了这个视频后才知道,就算真的去了战场可能也不行!看来只有信仰了!tRaEyhb ​
[Travel life # # today to see someone open the wrangler blocked the road I was thinking buy this? Is going to the battlefield? After watching this video just know, even if really went off to war may also not line! It seems that only faith! tRaEyhb]

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小S:
    現在點我和康永哥ㄧ起上唐老師的直播!快看 ​


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新浪News:
    【歪招推广APP 编造“夜宿故宫”女主播被行拘】近日,女主播进“故宫”直播慈禧床榻事件引发大量关注,视频内还有类似龙椅、金屏风的物件↓↓月日公安机关依法对三人行政拘留。这种炒作手段可谓鲁莽不计后果。为何一定要在“故宫”直播?女主播这样说↓↓tRanpEf ​
[【 bad idea to promote the APP fabricated overnight at the imperial palace anchorwoman line was detained 】 recently, anchorwoman into the palace live empress dowager cixi bed event caused a lot of attention, and the similar dragon, gold within the video screen objects left left, the public security organs in accordance with the law, the administrative detention for three people. This means a reckless reckless speculation. Why have to live in the Palace Museum? Anchorwoman left left tRanpEf said so]

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一块去旅行:
    灯光、歌声、#舞蹈# 、美食……在浪漫的#香榭丽舍# 大街,有一场璀璨的歌舞盛宴——@巴黎丽都 ,等待着你的到来!如何预订省钱又便捷?最近发现了个优惠:年月日前,预订@任游网官方微博@巴黎丽都 门票,即享买二送“一”:
购买两张晚宴歌舞秀门票,可获免费大瓶特级干型香槟(毫升);

[Lighting, song, dance # #, food... In romantic # # champs-elysees avenue, has a brilliant song and dance feast, @ lido in Paris, waiting for your coming! How to save money and convenient reservation? Recently found a discount (, booking @ as official weibo @ Paris lido tickets, namely enjoy buy two, get a < br > to buy two tickets for dinner and dancing show, can be obtained free big super dry champagne bottle (ml); < br >]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    #上火神吐槽#有哪些话你听了就火大?有哪些事你想到就爆炸?有哪些人你都不想和他说话?比如这句“我说话比较直,你可能不爱听”。今天就在这里吐槽一些生活中让你上火的那些事儿,或者那些听到就上火的话吧,说出来让大家都开心一下~[笑而不语] ​
[Vulcan ridicule on # # what are the words you hear the fire? What are the things you want to explode? What are the people you dont want to talk to him? Such as talk to me this is straight, you may not want to hear. Today just poking fun at some life here to let you lose those thing, or those who hear will get inflamed, speak out let everybody happy ~ [smiling without a word]]

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玩转instagram:
    ins君号看了索尼XZPremium 的发布会,被这款地表最强的手机的超高配置和镜面颜值深深的打动了,内心只有两个字:“要它,要它”,现在机会来了!无论你是自带BGM的编剧高手!脑洞开到外星球的剪辑神人!还是独具慧眼的预备役导演!即刻参与@AcFun 联合@索尼Xperia 发布的#极客养成计划#: ​
[Ins jun see SONY XZPremium conference, by the surface of the strongest phone high configuration and deeply moved by the mirror appearance standards, heart only two words to it, and to it, now the opportunity came! Whether youre bringing BGM writers ace! Imagination to the alien planet clips of god! Reserve director or an eye! Immediate participation in joint @ @ AcFun SONY Xperia release # # geek cultivation plan]

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但斌:
    和朋友吃饭,他说有一个词在后非常流行,估计你们都不知道什么意思----“骚浪贱”,百度了一下,他说百度的意思只能表达%。是啊,第一次听说,落伍了时代[泪][挤眼] ​
[And friends to dinner, he said one word in the very popular, estimates that you dont know what do you mean, SAO wave base, baidu, he said baidus meaning can only express %. Yes, for the first time I heard, out of time [in] [eye]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    种美食拼出中国地图,在吃货的眼中,中国地图是这样子的... [笑cry] tRaRcr ​
[Spell out the map of China food, in the eyes of version, the map of China is like this... [laughing cry] tRaRcr]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    神经病啊,我不要面子的啊[doge]
[Mental derangement, I dont face [doge]]

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一块去旅行:
    给你的新娘披上这件嫁衣,为爱的旅程划上一个完美逗号
[Drape this bride wedding clothes for you, to love the journey on a perfect commas]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

南方都市报:
    【中国萤火虫正面临灭绝 被拉到城市可能活不过天[伤心]】为了商业展示的效果,这些大约厘米长的小飞虫,会被人从生态环境良好的湿地、森林、湖泊和稻田中,运往灯火通明的城市。这是一段死亡之旅,即使成功到达目的地,它们会在短暂的几天中遭受光、噪音和各种城市污染的伤害。一场展览就是一场浩劫 ​
[【 Chinese fireflies are facing extinction To be pulled to cities may survive day [sad]] for the commercial demonstration effect, the cm about small flying insects, from ecological environment will be a good wetlands, forests, lakes, and in paddy fields, to the city of lights. This is a trip to death, even if successful reached their destination, they will be in a short period of a few days of city pollution, noise and light damage. An exhibition is a catastrophe]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

新浪新闻客户端:
    【林心如霍建华达成“夫妻协议”:一切只为女儿好】十年好友最后结为夫妻,林心如从林小姐变霍太太。虽然当了妈妈,林心如没想过放弃热爱的演艺事业。林心如在节目中笑说婚后感受:感觉和单身没什么两样。也是因为女儿, 她和霍建华达成了这样的“夫妻协议”↓↓tRanymy ​
[【 lin xin such as wal agreement all for good daughter 】 ten years finally married friends, lin xin such as Mrs Fok from miss Lin. Although when the mother, lin xin such as never thought to give up love acting career. Lin xin such as marriage, smile to say on feeling and single. Also because her daughter, she and wal reached the agreement husband and wife left left tRanymy]

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优酷:
    很多同学看完最新一期#了不起的匠人#,都对汉服的美又有了更多兴趣和了解,独乐乐不如众乐乐,今天的东方审美等级测试第六弹,干脆就来个有美共欣赏的半命题作(shai)文(tu)——《我最喜欢的汉服造型是______》,咱们评论里见吧,晒图走一波tRajlE ​
[Many students read the latest issue of # # great craftsmen, all of the beauty of hanfu and have more interest and understanding, alone le le than the lele, todays Oriental aesthetic level test , simply to have altogether appreciate half proposition as (shai) article (tu) - my favorite hanfu modelling is..., lets meet in the review, print a wave of tRajlE]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你去的第一家西式餐厅是?...我中学时除了校门口小摊啥都没吃过,第一次偷偷约会吃的必胜客,大几十块,当时感觉自己就是全场瞩目的贵公子了!!!
现在也经常去,但是!!!有些好吃的却是再也没吃到了呢!
来,说说必胜客的那些经典美食,怀念的味道,你最希望哪个能回归? ​

[You go to the first western-style restaurant is? ... I havent eaten anything except school stall at secondary school, secretly dating for the first time to eat pizza hut, dozens of pieces, then feel they are full of childe!!!!!! < br > now also often go to, but!!!!!! Some of the good is never got! < br > come on, tell me about pizza hut those classic cuisine, the taste of miss, which can return do you want most? ​]

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当当李国庆:
    #用耳朵丈量世界#,历时个月筹备,当当听书今日启动公测,免费听! @当当读书,精选千余种经典读物,主播朗读,总时长达万小时,首次上线金庸全套部,独家,正版!特供《一千零一夜》《草房子》余种有声书献礼儿童节,妈妈再也不担心要讲故事哄宝贝睡觉了。悦听盛宴,告诉我你爱的书! >> ​
[World # # measurement with ears, after months of preparation, dangdang listening today start open beta, free to listen to! @ dangdang reading, select thousands kinds of classic books, read host, the total time into hours, jin yongs full set of first launch, sole, genuine! For one thousand nights, the straw house audio books tribute childrens day, mom is no longer worried about telling stories coax the baby to sleep. Listen to the feast, tell me the book you love! > >]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【女子投币元要包公交车!网友:瞧给你能的[doge]】日上午,一辆路公交在武汉市汉口火车站起点站准备发车。一名女乘客拿出元塞进了投币箱,说:“这车我包了!”,并阻止其他乘客上车。司机一时目瞪口呆,“够不够?”女子自说自话,又投进了元...tRaTZDR ​
[# # weibo communication radio [woman pay RMB to package the bus! Netizen look to you can [doge]] morning, a road bus station in wuhan hankou train station, ready to start. A female passenger out of the yuan in the coin box, said the car my bag! And stop the other passengers get on the bus. Driver stunned, enough? Since speaking woman since, again into the meta... tRaTZDR]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    高清的表情包一点都不可爱! tRanoPh
[The expression of hd package is not cute! tRanoPh]

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冷笑话精选:
    “想见你,然后紧紧的抱着你!”也不知道我一个单身狗看这个干嘛[二哈]tRanxRmY ​
[To see you, then tightly embrace you! Dont know a single dog I see this why [two ha] tRanxRmY]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

李开复:
    【年哥大毕业典礼演讲:爱,让人类有别于人工智能】这是这周我在母校哥伦比亚大学毕业典礼演讲的视频版,很多人认为人工智能将给人类带来巨大威胁和恐惧,但我的演讲指向的是人类的爱和希望。有中英文双字幕,欢迎大家转发噢。tRanSEM ​
[【 in Columbia commencement address love, let the human is different from the artificial intelligence 】 this is this week in my Alma mater Columbia University graduation ceremony speech video edition, many people think that artificial intelligence will bring a great threat to human being and fear, but my speech points to the human love and hope. Have double subtitles in both English and Chinese, welcome to forward oh. tRanSEM]

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猫扑:
    【狭路相逢怎么办?男司机连撞女司机次】日上午,广东潮州市,两辆车在小巷中相遇。开丰田车的男子不肯退让,连续次撞击女司机的车辆,期间,男子还顺手从路边摊上拿起一把尖刀威胁女司机。潮州市警方目前已传唤男司机。tRannSZ ​
[【 head-on? Male driver hit the driver time] morning, chaozhou, guangdong province, the two cars met in the street. Drive a Toyota man refused to back down, continuous time hitting the driver of the vehicle, period, men also conveniently from the roadside stall threat women drivers took a sharp knife. Chaozhou summoned police has male drivers. tRannSZ]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪News:
    【西班牙王室庆祝小公主首次圣餐礼 姐妹花美炸了[爱你]】日,西班牙国王费利佩六世、王后莱蒂齐亚及莱昂纳尔小公主等王室一家现身教堂,参加索菲亚小公主的首次圣餐礼。西班牙索菲亚公主是国王的二女儿,不仅肤白貌美,更是行走的腿精↓↓这颜值配这家世,真·赢在起跑线上↓↓tRanSse ​
[The Spanish royal family celebrate the little princess first holy communion Fried sisters flower beauty love you []], vi, king felipe queen letizia and Lionel small princess royal family in the church, to the little princess Sophia first holy communion. Spanish princess Sophia is the second daughter of the king, not only skin white beauty, is walking leg left left the appearance level with the family, really, to win at the starting line left left tRanSse]

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一块去旅行:
    我排着队拿着爱的号码牌。[摊手]
[I lined up to take the number of love. [stand hand]]

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    #家家新闻# 【预售-万 众泰T将于月日上市】日前,我们从官方渠道获悉,众泰旗下首款中大型SUV——众泰T将于月日正式上市。根据此前消息,新车将率先推出搭载.T和.T发动机的款车型供消费者选择。同时,新车现已接受预定,其预售价格区间为万-万元。tRaEyEOh ​
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