【刑警结婚接亲,新娘出执法考题】刑警李坤结婚接亲，老婆出的过关题居然是警察执法资格考试题↓↓原来他明天要考试，陪嫁里还有它↓↓这必过的决心也是很明显了[哈哈]因伴郎也是警察，伴娘还要求他们合唱一首只有嫁给蜀黍才能听到的歌↓↓你听听可还行[来]tRarWxS
[Interpol ridiculous marriage, the bride out of law enforcement examination questions 】 【 Interpol Li Kun ridiculous marriage, the wife of pass the topic was the police law enforcement qualification exams left left the original he have an exam tomorrow, and it left left in him this will be the determination of also is very obvious (haha) because of the best man is the police, the maid of honor is also asking them to sing only marry sorghum can hear song left left you can also listen to line down [to] tRarWxS]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
知乎：#机构帐号在知乎# 【如何才能器官捐献？】@蚂蚁金服 ：「在支付宝 App 首页搜索『医疗服务』，再点『全部』，页面拉到最下，再点『器官捐献登记』就可以进入登记页面。这个页面由卫计委主管的中国器官移植发展基金会开发管理，符合要求的用户可一键完成登记，整个过程不超过 秒，也可随时取消。」全
[# # agency account in zhihu [how to organ donation? @ the ant gold suit in paid treasure to App homepage search medical service , and all, page to the next, and then point organ donation registration to get into the registration page. This page by the planning department director of the development of Chinese organ transplantation foundation, development and management, conform to the requirements of users can be a key to complete the registration, the whole process of no more than seconds, also may be cancelled at any time. all]
发现更大的世界
蔡依林：即使在舞台上你們覺得我帥，叫我老公～ 私底下，你們的仗義直言和保護，才是我的偶像，我的帥勾！ 姐瞬間被壁咚咚咚。
[Even if you think Im handsome, on the stage is called my husband ~ privately, battle righteousness truth and protect you, is my idol, my handsome hook! Elder sister was wall knocked.]
巴曙松：转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
ZAKER：【美议员因要求弹劾特朗普收死亡威胁：会把你吊死】 美国会首提弹劾特朗普议员电话收死亡威胁。来电者使用种族诽谤，威胁“若弹劾将处以私刑”“你将被我们吊死”详情> tRarOKIG
[[lawmakers for the impeachment trump of death threat you hanged 】 the impeachment trump what to ask mp phone receiving death threats. Caller use of racist slurs, threat if impeachment will be lynched details you will be we hanged > tRarOKIG]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：【男子买烟 发现信用卡欠“亿”[吃惊]】吴先生买烟收到短信显示信用卡欠款亿有余无法继续使用，连忙拨打平安银行小时客服电话可无人接听。多方打听他才发现自己并不孤单，大量客户一夜举债，吴先生欠的亿跟这位超级冤大头比起来不足挂齿↓↓[允悲]平安银行终于解释了原因↓↓tRarObkF
[【 men buy cigarettes found credit CARDS owe million [surprised]]. Wu buy smoke received text messages display cannot continue to use the credit card debt billion more, hurriedly pingan bank hours customer service calls went unanswered. Ask before he found himself is not alone, a large number of customers overnight borrowing, wu owe billions of compared to the super suckers ingrious left left [allow sad] left left tRarObkF down pingan bank finally explain the reasons]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪News：【男子买烟 发现信用卡欠“亿”[吃惊]】吴先生买烟收到短信显示信用卡欠款亿有余无法继续使用，连忙拨打平安银行小时客服电话可无人接听。多方打听他才发现自己并不孤单，大量客户一夜举债，吴先生欠的亿跟这位超级冤大头比起来不足挂齿↓↓[允悲]平安银行终于解释了原因↓↓tRarObkF
[【 men buy cigarettes found credit CARDS owe million [surprised]]. Wu buy smoke received text messages display cannot continue to use the credit card debt billion more, hurriedly pingan bank hours customer service calls went unanswered. Ask before he found himself is not alone, a large number of customers overnight borrowing, wu owe billions of compared to the super suckers ingrious left left [allow sad] left left tRarObkF down pingan bank finally explain the reasons]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
新浪汽车：#早安#去旅行的话，你会现在自驾还是当地租车？
[Good morning # # to travel, youll drive now or local car rental? ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
平安北京：【防雷防雨】据@气象北京 ：今天白天阴，部分地区有小到中雨，局地大雨，东风二级转北风三四级；气温到℃。大家出门要带好雨具，驾车的朋友要减速慢行。今日限行尾号和。早安！
[According to @ meteorological lightning rain 】 【 Beijing today the day Yin, parts have small to moderate rain, local heavy rain, dongfeng secondary three four class to the north; The temperature to ℃. People go out to bring rain gear, drive friend will slow down. Tail and today. Good morning! ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
知乎：【知道哪些法律上的小常识可以保护自己？】williamgates：「所有私人交易都通过银行转帐进行，不要用现金，不要用票据，银行转帐可以留下确切凭证，现金几乎无法证明，票据证明起来比你想象的麻烦很多。通知别人法律意义上的事情要用邮寄，不要用其他快递，用 EMS……」全文阅读：tRarm
[【 know what little common sense in the eyes of the law can protect myself? Williamgates all private transactions through the bank transfer, dont use cash, dont use bill, bank transfer can leave exact vouchers, cash hardly proves, paper prove up than you can imagine a lot of trouble. Inform others legal sense to use mail, dont use other Courier, use EMS... The full text reading tRarm]
发现更大的世界
ZAKER：#ZAKER早安# “我可以变得幽默，我可以变得聪明，我可以变忧郁……我愿意变成你想要的任何样子”——《恋恋笔记本》
[# # ZAKER good morning I can be humorous, I can become smart, I can become melancholy... I am willing to become anything you want -- the notebook]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
梁詠琪：Anyone love dogs as much as I do ? 🐶🐶🐶Style & Photography Qeelin Creat tRarLwf
[有人像我一样喜欢狗吗?🐶🐶🐶Style &摄影Qeelin创造tRarLwf]
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但斌：夜读 | 卓别林：当我真正开始爱自己
当我真正开始爱自己，
我才认识到，
所有的痛苦和情感的折磨，
都只是提醒我：
活着，不要违背自己的本心。
今天我明白了，这叫做
真实
当我真正开始爱自己，
我才懂得，
把自己的愿望强加于人，
是多么的无礼，
就算我知道，时机并不成熟，
那人也还没有做好准备
[Night | Chaplin when I really started to love yourself < br > < br > when I really start to love ourselves, < br > I realized, < br > all of the pain and emotional torture, < br > just remind me < br > alive, dont break his bad. < br > today, I understand, this is called true < br > < br > < br > when I really start to love ourselves, < br > I just know, < br > your own wishes upon others, how rude, < br > < br > even if I know, time is not ripe, < br > the man also was not yet ready]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《夜读+|+卓别林：当我真正开始爱自己》tRariVe
[Published a blog post the night + | + Chaplin when I really start to love yourself tRariVe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：茅台香醇有点甜！我们的命运与中华民族的命运紧紧相连！祖国万岁万岁万万岁，永享平等、自由、富饶，才有我们美好、璀璨的未来！[心][鲜花][作揖]
[Maotai sweet a little sweet! Our fate is closely connected with the fate of the Chinese nation! Long live long live the motherland the same time, always enjoy equality, freedom, and rich, have we beautiful and bright future! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@人民王大路回复@但斌茅台发行十几年了！让哪位股民当接盘侠了？除非自己不坚定持有@但斌手近万，散户不会关心茅台！茅台不需要接盘侠[哈哈][笑cry][挤眼]@细品舍得：如果没有散户接盘的话，你们怎么变现呢？@但斌君子之心[心][鲜花][赞][作揖][哈哈][笑cry]
[[who] reply @ @ the king road but bin maotai issued more than ten years! Let one people when buying spiderman? Unless you dont hand firmly hold @ but bin near, retail investors dont care about maotai! Maotai dont need a flange man [ha ha] [laugh cry] [eye] @ fine goods to if there is no retail buying, how do you cash? @ but added the gentlemans heart [heart] [flowers] [who] [bowing] [ha ha] [laugh cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：写给孩子
作者：大卫
是你重新布置了世界
你让时间弯曲，你让时间
弯曲的时候
经过了我这里
小草被大地抱在怀里
仿佛一把最小号的吉他
你命名了梨花和杏花还不够
又让春风在草尖上发芽
你让世界变得柔软
你让风有了背面，因为你
我才敢于承认
世界的残缺与不完美
燕子起飞的时候
不必把自己藏
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：我就多说一句：华晨宇，电视上看正常一个男孩哈，估计我粉丝里比他轻的不超过两成[允悲]晚安[允悲]
[I would say more brilliance yu, see a normal boy, on TV, guess I fans in lighter than he is not more than twenty percent of [allow sad] good night [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：发表了博文《写给孩子--作者：大卫》tRarJChw
[Published a blog for children - the author David tRarJChw]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：人的一生，需求有限，像巴老一样，才能久远[心][鲜花][作揖]@六国虹：心有善念，天必佑之！积善之家，必有余庆！[心]@但斌回复@曼巴小A[心][作揖][心][作揖][鲜花][鲜花]@曼巴小A[心][good]慈善，一辈子做不完的事业。
[Persons life, demand is limited, like BaLao, can be long [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the six rainbow heart have good thoughts, will be on day! The home of the ill, yuqing must! [heart] @ but bin reply @ mamba small A [heart] [bowing] [heart] [bowing] [flowers] [flowers] @ mamba small [heart] [good] A charity, A lifetime to do business.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：反对某些看法，茅台会像赤水河的水一样源源流淌！虽然腾讯是我的重仓股！但“研究TMT的都知道这三个字母所代表的含义——科技、媒体和通讯，不过，也许最近很多TMT研究员戏谑道：TMT的真谛其实是Tencent and Mao Tai。”[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[Against certain views, maotai would like a general water flowing stream! Although tencent is my holdings. But the research of TMT have know the meaning of this three letters represent - science and technology, media and communications, however, perhaps many TMT researchers recently quipped the true meaning of TMT is Tencent and Mao Tai. [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@曼巴小A[心][作揖][心][作揖][鲜花][鲜花]@曼巴小A[心][good]慈善，一辈子做不完的事业。
[Reply @ mamba small A [heart] [bowing] [heart] [bowing] [flowers] [flowers] @ mamba small [heart] [good] A charity, A lifetime to do business.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《我们都将死去，但腾讯与那些科技巨头的股价将依旧新高》我们都将死去，但腾讯与那些科技巨头的股价将依旧新高+--++天成+阅读++一、TMT——TencentRarMjig
[Published a post we are all going to die, but tencent and the technology giants share price will remain high, we are all going to die, but tencent with those prices will remain high tech giants +, + + tiancheng + + + read one, TMT - TencentRarMjig]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：愿意为中国的慈善事业做贡献[心][鲜花][作揖]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#晚安# DriveTribe公路试驾保时捷. GT tRajDNNx
[# good night # DriveTribe highway driving porsche. GT tRajDNNx]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：今晚零点话题就这个了。你们聊的开心！
[Tonight the zero point topic. You chat happy!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：一个人瞎几把过吧[摊手]@hOuMeng：我那么高傲的一个人凭什么受你的委屈
[A man blind several [stand hand] @ hOuMeng I was so proud of what makes a person wronged by you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：回复@_阿梁__[哈哈][挤眼][笑cry]@_阿梁__杨兄接招啊@但斌回复@风花树YH没有！只要杨兄愿意对等万，一亿对赌，奉陪[作揖][哈哈][挤眼]@风花树YH喝多了[哈哈]@但斌回复@餓意來襲我愿赌万，一亿也行！为慈善事业做贡献！[哈哈][心][鲜花]
[Beam o reply @ _ __ [ha ha] [eye] [laugh cry] @ _ o liang take __ Yang Xiong @ but bin reply @ wind flower YH no! As long as Yang Xiong willing to peer, one hundred million bet, company with [bowing] [ha ha] [eye] @ wind flower YHha ha @ drunk but bin reply @, I would like to bet on all hungry means strikes, one hundred million also! Contribute to charity! [ha ha] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：各位生快！话说双子一般都喜欢喝什么饮料？
[You have quickly! Words Gemini are generally like to drink?]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：回复@风花树YH没有！只要杨兄愿意对等万，一亿对赌，奉陪[作揖][哈哈][挤眼]@风花树YH喝多了[哈哈]@但斌回复@餓意來襲我愿赌万，一亿也行！为慈善事业做贡献！[哈哈][心][鲜花]@餓意來襲我可以起个哄吗？ 但总万吧
[Reply @ wind flower YH no! As long as Yang Xiong willing to peer, one hundred million bet, company with [bowing] [ha ha] [eye] @ wind flower YHha ha @ drunk but bin reply @, I would like to bet on all hungry means strikes, one hundred million also! Contribute to charity! [ha ha] [heart] [flowers] @ hungry come I can find a coax? But all over!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@餓意來襲我愿赌万，一亿也行！为慈善事业做贡献！[哈哈][心][鲜花]@餓意來襲我可以起个哄吗？ 但总万吧@但斌[心][作揖][鲜花]如果杨兄愿意接招，我也愿意万赌注！如何！[哈哈][笑cry][馋嘴]@梁瑞安成交[握手][握手] @杨剑鑫正式接招。就这样了！
[Reply @ hungry meaning to, I would like to bet on, one hundred million also! Contribute to charity! [ha ha] [heart] [flowers] @ hungry come I can find a coax? But always wanna @ but bin [heart] [bowing] [flowers] if Yang Xiong is willing to take that, Im willing to bet that! How to! [ha ha] [laugh cry] [available] clinch a deal the @ Liang Ruian [shake hands] [shake hands] @ Yang Jianxin officially meet recruit. Thats it!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[鲜花][心]@梁瑞安[哈哈][哈哈] @但斌[心][作揖]如果杨兄愿意接招，我也愿意万赌注！如何！[哈哈][笑cry][馋嘴]@梁瑞安成交[握手] @杨剑鑫正式接招。就这样了 @梁瑞安这样吧，年底如果不到元股，我捐万给 @北京新阳光慈善基金会 ，如果在年底之前某天收盘价突破元，
[[a flower] [heart] @ Liang Ruian (ha)ha ha @ but bin [heart] [bowing] if Yang Xiong is willing to take that, Im willing to bet that! How to! [ha ha] [laugh cry] [available] @ Liang Ruian clinch a deal the @ Yang Jianxin formally take [shake hands]. In this way the @ Liang Ruian so, if less than the end of yuan stocks, I wanna give to @ Beijing new sunshine charity foundation, if one day the closing price breakthrough yuan at the end of the year,]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：手近万，散户不会关心茅台！茅台不需要接盘侠[哈哈][笑cry][挤眼]@细品舍得：如果没有散户接盘的话，你们怎么变现呢？
[Hand almost all retail and not care about maotai! Maotai dont need a flange man [ha ha] [laugh cry] [eye] @ fine goods to if there is no retail buying, how do you cash?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：君子之心[心][鲜花][赞][作揖][哈哈][笑cry]
[The gentlemans heart [heart] [flowers] [who] [bowing] [ha ha] [laugh cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@微博赵振[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@微博赵振再过年或年，市场一定会感激刘士余，他是里程碑人物，从不健康的市场到健康的市场。@但斌在法制不完善的情形下，矢志不渝地支持刘主席的霹雳手段斩妖魔鬼怪于无形[哈哈][笑cry][作揖][鲜花][心][鲜花]
[Reply @ weibo Zhao Zhen [bowing] [who] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ weibo Zhao Zhen to Chinese New Year or years, the market will surely appreciate shi-yu liu, he is a milestone figure, never health market to market. @ but bin in the case of the legal system is not perfect, the commitment to support chairman liu bang means to cut monsters to [ha ha] [laugh cry] [bowing] [flowers] [heart] [flowers]]
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