微博搞笑排行榜：
厉害了我的猫，加了BGM后，这满满的喜感！[笑cry][笑cry] tRaAYnU
[Much of my cat, add the BGM, it full of happy feeling! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRaAYnU]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：该来的总会姗姗来迟，想走的总是迫不及待
[Always be late, want to always cant wait to go]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
视频之家：国外一对结婚年的老夫妻，分享了两人快乐婚姻的秘诀，卧槽，这大概就是嫁给了爱情！！！ tRajcjI
[A couple had been married for years old couple abroad, Shared the secret of a happy marriage, two people oh my god, this is probably married love!!!!!! tRajcjI]
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看评论也是醉了：讲真，处理好室友关系很重要[摊手][笑cry]#情感#
[Speak truth, it is very important to deal with roommate relationship [stand hand] [laugh cry] # # emotion]
合作QQ
头条新闻：#视野#【街头家暴，男童为保护母亲数次挥拳】据@公安部打四黑除四害 ：广西藤县村民秦某和丈夫刘某因家庭矛盾发生争执，刘某当街殴打妻子。其间，一旁的孩子看到母亲被打一直用小拳头敲打父亲，欲保护母亲。刘某将妻子殴打致轻微伤，被警方行拘。网友：心疼这么懂事的孩子！tRauLsMK
[View # # 【 domestic violence in the streets, the boy to protect the mother several times the fist 】 according to @ the ministry of public security to play four black anti-pest guangxi cane county villagers Qin Mou ryu with her husband because of family conflicts, ryu street wife beating. Aside, meanwhile, child, I saw mother was playing with all the little fist beat his father, to protect the mother. Ryu beating his wife with a minor injury, line arrested by the police. Net friend love dearly so sensible child! tRauLsMK]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
央视新闻：【母校再见！最后为您深鞠一躬，道一声感谢！[悲伤]】#毕业季到了#，山东淄博工业学校门口，一位离校的同学，走出校门后，对着校门深深鞠了一躬。他说：“这里见证了我的成长，毕业匆忙，没办法一一道谢、告别，所以鞠个躬，统一说声谢谢！”[心]毕业时，你是如何告别的？tRadIy
（央视新
[The Alma mater, goodbye! Finally a deep bow bow for you, tao! Thank you for a [sad]] # # graduation season arrived, shandong zibo industry at the school gate, a school classmate, out of the school gate, after deeply bowed at the school gate. He said here to witness my growth, graduation in a hurry, dont thank one by one, farewell, so bow bow, unified say thank you! Graduated from [heart], how do you say goodbye? TRadIy < br > (CCTV new]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
冷笑话精选：“不听不听，王八念经……”这也太可爱了吧[笑cry]tRasw
[Dont listen to, tortoise to chant buddhist scripture... This also too cute tRasw [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Happy张江：每一首歌都是一段记忆，听听这些歌，你还记得吗？[心]tRabla
[Each song is a memory, listen to the song, do you remember? [heart] tRabla]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
当时我就震惊了：听听这些当年耳熟能详的歌，你都还记得吗？感觉自己已经老了...[允悲]tRarO
[Listen to the song when the familiar, you remember? Feel already old... [allow sad] tRarO]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
思想聚焦：炸裂的小土豆，隔着屏幕都能闻到香味。[馋嘴]cr太阳猫MoMoSun 。tRaVDqeA
[Burst of small potatoes, can smell the fragrance across the screen. The cat MoMoSun [available] cr. tRaVDqeA]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
噗嗤大叔：她默默设计了套戏服，却让版《红楼梦》美了年！
[She quietly design costumes, but let a dream of red mansions beautiful years! ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
宅腐集中营：上礼拜晒你妈
这个礼拜晒你对象
六一晒你小时候
下个月晒你爸
[Dry your mama < br > last week and this week the sun you object for < br > the sun when you were young children < br > drying your daddy next month]
既宅又腐，前途未卜。各位宅男腐女，你们找到组织了！投稿请发私信。合作请加Q：
日日煮DayDayCook：种少女心爆棚甜点，周末完美下午茶！小仙女们肯定会喜欢，颜值跟口感并存哦～ #美食红人周# #日日煮食谱# #全世界我最会吃# #吃货秀# @鲜城 @秒拍 @微博视频 tRanXXM
[Kind of girl heart empty dessert, perfect weekend afternoon tea! Level will certainly like little fairies, appearance and taste coexist oh ~ # # # food reds weeks daily cooking recipes # # the world I will eat most fresh city @ # @ # # version show seconds taken @ weibo video tRanXXM]
煮，是生活。 煮，是分享。 煮，更是一种传递。微信公众账号：ddclife。
我的前任是极品：只有内心强大的人，才敢看这部让人绝望的国产电影
[Only the inner strong, will dare to see the despair of the domestic industry]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
全球奇闻趣事：凉面要好吃，关键在酱汁！！种凉面酱一次学会。 tRaWzRR
[Cold noodle is delicious, and the key in the sauce!! Cold noodle sauce a society. tRaWzRR]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
衣锦夜行的燕公子：对于漂亮男孩子，我的心情都是：喜欢！抱回家！给他钱！
对于漂亮女孩子，我就：想哭！没有人配得上她！她值得拥有全世界的爱！干什么都心疼她，尤其是犯傻犯错，想把心都掏给她。
所以女人基本都是双性恋这一点没错！
[For a beautiful boy, my mood is enjoy! Home! To give him money! < br > the beautiful girl, I will, want to cry! No one worthy of her! She is worth having around the world love! All do love her, especially be silly mistakes, to pour out my heart to her. < br > so basic are bisexual women that right! ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
李冰冰：今日小满，夏天真的来啦！🌞🐬🌴☁️🌊假装自己在海边～[偷笑]
[Grain full today, summer is really coming! 🌞🐬🌴☁️🌊假装自己在海边～[偷笑] ]
台词先生：处女情结，在一些人意识里是根深蒂固的思想，但根深蒂固的东西并不代表一定是对的，对于处女情结你怎么看？
[Virgin complex, is deeply ingrained in the consciousness of some people thought, but deep-seated things does not mean that it must be right, for what do you think a virgin? ]
请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系：
小野妹子学吐槽：请看东京大学文化节的现场画面...御宅是资本主义接班人[允悲] tRaAb
[Please look at the university of Tokyo festival scene... Otaku is a successorallow sad tRaAb of capitalism]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
揭秘那些破事儿：鹿晗刚刚点赞了迪丽热巴微博，时间也很微妙，一生爱你，这糖甜[喵喵][喵喵]
[Lu Han just picked up her thumb up hot weibo, time also is very delicate, a lifetime love you, the sweet sugar [meow] [meow]]
专门揭秘那些破事儿，微博合作联系vx：gossipgirl
大胃王密子君：【一个以吃结交餐饮老板的女子】
老板：到底要吃多久？多少？才会饱啊！我送你两份还不行吗？
#美食红人周# #大胃王密子君#
tRarqyw
[【 a woman eats to make restaurant boss 】 < br > boss whether to eat how long? How many? Will be satisfied! I send you two also not line? < br > # food reds week # # # big stomach wang zijun < br > tRarqyw]
快乐的吃货！
妖妖小精233：你印象里最开心的出游是哪一次呢，我最近收获了一段特别特别美好的回忆(´▽｀) 每当回想起来都忍不住要陶醉一会#大圣和小夭#
[In your impression, which is the most happy travel times I recently harvested a particularly special memories (´ del `) whenever recall can resist the urge to revel # # and another small killings in a minute]
(`･ᴗ･´)日常大号！家有一猴+俩猫！
新闻晨报：[心]阿根廷当地一位居民在修剪树枝的时候不小心从梯子上摔了下来，在救护车来之前他的狗就这么一直趴在他身上陪着他，不管发生什么我都不会离开的。 @央视网
[[heart] Argentina a local residents while pruning branches accidentally fell from the ladder, before an ambulance to his dog, so has been accompanied him on his body, no matter what happens I will not leave. @ CCTV net]
新媒体合作：qq； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
这里是美国：世界上最小的D画笔，通过快速的融化和冷却塑料变成独立模型，效果类似D打印机，这样在空中画画，看起来好酷[哆啦A梦微笑]tRaNVPVQ
[The worlds smallest brush, D through rapid melting and cooling plastic into the independent model, the effect is similar to D printers, this drawing in the air, looked so cool tRaNVPVQ [doraemon smile]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
吾皇的白茶：想看看大家的脑洞，为这张图配一句话。被我选中的童鞋我送签名书[喵喵][doge][喵喵][doge]
[Want to see everyones imagination, for this picture with a word. To be chosen for me, childrens shoes I send signature book [meow] [doge] [meow] [doge]]
插画师，绘本画师 卡通形象吾皇创作者 合作邮箱gezikk@
全球顶尖摄影：摄影新手必看！个摄影基础，图文解析一看就懂
[New photographers will look! The photography foundation, by parsing a see understand]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
英国报姐：戴“大金链”，和沙特土豪一起“尬舞”，川普的首次外访可以说是很swag了 [doge]
[Wearing daikin chain, and the Saudi local tyrants full dance together, trumps first visit can be said to be very swag [doge]]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
软软其实不太硬：[费解][费解][费解]所以理发师对我做了什么
[[difficult] [difficult] [difficult] so the barber for what have I done]
我是兴趣使然的喜剧小工匠，软软，我用快乐制造快乐。 快手号：软软其实不太硬 ID：
环球时报：【为省钱帮同学治病 他们把盒饭当毕业餐 矿泉水作离别酒[心]】毕业季，毕业旅行、毕业照、散伙饭…似乎一个都不能少。但@湖北大学 名毕业生却选择开班会、吃盒饭庆祝毕业，人均不过元。省下来的开销，捐给一患重病住院的同学。“这样的毕业礼最温暖、最有意义。”(中青在线)tRarFZ
[【 cure to save money to help classmates They put the bento when graduation dinner Mineral water as a parting wine [heart]] graduation season, travel, graduation, graduation dinner party... Seems to be a cant be little. But the @ hubei university graduates choose to have a class meeting, eat lunch box celebrating graduation, but yuan per capita. Save cost, to a classmate in the hospital from a serious disease. This graduation is the most warm, the most meaningful. TRarFZ online (middle)]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
人民日报：【人民日报批彩礼风：不狠狠地煞一煞，怎么得了？】巨额彩礼，在攀比之风的呼啸中滚雪球一样越滚越大。彩礼动辄十万八万，对许多农村家庭都是一个大数目。婚后，这个债，需要男女双方省吃俭用去偿还。巨额彩礼是面子，不能让面子越来越讲究，里子越来越拮据。 tRagoLj
[[the Peoples Daily group of CAI li feng not a good detective to an evil spirit, what got? Huge, snowball in the comparison of the roar of the wind. CAI li often thousand, for many rural families are a big number. After marriage, the debt, need men and women both parties save to pay. Huge dowry is face, cant let face more and more exquisite, lining is more and more financially. tRagoLj]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
最神奇的视频：，在周杰伦演唱会上！！全场共同见证了红帽小哥对相恋年的女友求婚！！[允悲][允悲][允悲]天呐！！太浪漫了[泪][泪][泪] 祝福️️！！[心] tRaroFE
[In jays concert!!!!! All witnessed the red hat little elder brother propose to his girlfriend of years!! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] my god!! Too romantic [tears] [tears] [] tears blessing ️ ️!! [heart] tRaroFE]
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电影派Mr：#派爷带你看电影# 阿米尔·汗十部经典电影，佳作就是要一部不落！
[# # to send ye take you watch movie amir khan, ten classic movie, excellent work, is to a dont fall! ]
微博电影解说原创视频博主 投稿合作请+Q
编凑士：各位姑娘们醒醒吧，世上哪有完美男人，请适可而止吧！哈哈哈[笑cry][笑cry]tRarq
[You wake up, the girls in the world which have a perfect man, enough is enough, please! Ha ha ha [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRarq]
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LOL英雄那点事：提莫：没想到吧，我还有这种操作？[哆啦A梦吃惊][doge]#英雄联盟那点事#
tRaRkm
[Timothy I didnt think, I still have this kind of operation? [doraemon surprised] [doge] # # hero alliance that something < br > tRaRkm]
无英雄不联盟，自觉和泉水开~资深英雄联盟控一枚！我不入坑谁入坑，一坑坑四海！欢迎来稿。。。
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