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国民老岳父公：
大腚被大腚………#搞笑红人周# tRSbHL
[Big MAO was big MAO......... # # tRSbHL funny red weeks]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

英国报姐：
巴西里约热内卢最近的有一个非常棒的项目，他们雇用了无家可归的流浪汉在庇护所里面照顾那些同样被遗弃的狗狗们，他们之间特殊的情感纽带让他们在这里都有了家～[心]
tRSNRm
[Rio DE janeiro, Brazil recently there is a great project, they hired homeless tramps in shelter to take care of those same abandoned dogs, special emotional connection between them to let them have a family here ~ [heart] tRSNRm]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

同道大叔：
像巨蟹，水瓶，天蝎，射手，双鱼这种不谈恋爱能日天，一谈恋爱就敏感脆弱要死要活的星座，真的就得碰见那种懂自己的人才行。不是说不会爱，只是骨子里那种一谈恋爱就想作的劲儿，真是怎么也难改。[微笑]
[Like cancer, water bottle, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Pisces this can not fall in love, day, a love is the sign of the vulnerable to death to live, really have to meet the understand of your own talent. Not to say dont love, just underneath the one fall in love want to be that is how to also cannot change its spots. [smiles]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

思想聚焦：
每一张照片都刻着童年，满满的回忆！[心]
[Each photo is engraved with childhood, full of memories! [heart]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

郑恺：
带娃高手
[With her master]

强大起来，软弱起来！

反裤衩阵地：
到了一定年纪，很多事情，你都会觉得“没必要”。因为你认清了太多事情的本质：与己无关、也没有错对。
[To a certain age, a lot of things, you will think no need. Because you to recognize the nature of many things has nothing to do with himself, and there is no right and wrong. ]

Dolce far niente

这里是美国：
美国密歇根动物保护中心救下了一只失去了妈妈的小奶狗，刚好在保护中心有一只喵星人前不久生了娃，于是工作人员就把小奶狗交给了喵妈妈……[爱你]小奶猫和小奶狗在一起的画面太有爱啦！tRScyKx @每日一狗
[Michigan animal protection center and save the dog a little lost mother milk, just right in the center of the protection have a meow star who recently gave birth to the baby, so staff will give little milk dog meow mom... Love you [] little cat milk and milk dog together of the picture too have love! A dog tRScyKx @ daily]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

央视新闻：
【最后一次模拟考他们收到通往梦想的“火车票”】昨天，重庆育才中学高三同学收到了一张特制的准考证：始发站“育才中学”，终点站“xx大学”(可填入各自的理想高校)，“G次”代表级，票价“”是从小学到高考的求学时间，二维码里有老师的祝福。网友：好有爱，愿考生们梦想成真[心]！
[Finally a simulation test They received the ticket to dream yesterday, chongqing yucai middle school high three students received a special admission ticket starting station yucai middle school, the terminal xx university (please fill in the respective ideal university), G on behalf of the class, ticket prices from primary school to college entrance examination study time, qr code in the teachers blessing. Net friend good there is love, let students dream come true [heart]! ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

Leisure韩风：
全球公认最健康的作息时间表！[哈欠]
[The world recognized the most healthy schedule! [yawn]]

分享时尚街拍、妆容、美食、娱乐、休闲生活好去处。@Leisure韩风 QQ

全球创意搜罗：
资深美食达人整理“厨房黑客清洁术”全在这儿了，不能再赞~[good]tRXKkC
[Senior food enthusiasts organize hackers clean kitchen all in here, cant ~ [good] tRXKkC]

★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

我的前任是个极品：
如果这个社会男女颠倒会是什么样？tRSGmhA
[If the reverse society men and women would be like? tRSGmhA]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

新京报：
【转发扩散！名儿童急需找到妈妈】月日，临沂市儿童福利院接收名被解救儿童，这些孩子最大岁左右，最小只有几个月，因为被拐儿童信息不准确，孩子们回归家庭有难度。儿童走失的家庭请登陆tRyIk 查看最新解救儿童信息。tRSUHrT @新京报我们视频
[[forward diffusion! Children need find mother] month day, childrens welfare homes linyi receive name is free the children, the children s largest and smallest only a few months, because information is not accurate abducted children, the children return home is difficult. Children lost family please see tRyIk and free the children latest information. We video tRSUHrT @ the Beijing news]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京事儿#【[话筒]】@月落紫禁城：北京地铁号线上，这位大姐闭着眼睛陶醉地磕着瓜子，瓜子皮吐了一地，每一个看见的人都在劝她别再磕了！可大姐依旧淡定的吐着皮。。。
[# # [[microphone]] about Beijing @ moonset Forbidden City Beijing metro line, the elder sister with your eyes closed to knock the melon seeds, GuaZiPi vomit all over the floor, each see in advised her dont knock! But big sister is still calm and skin... ]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

我和宠物的日常：
原来是柯基，还以为是老虎🐯呢[嘻嘻] tRaoPvA
[原来是柯基，还以为是老虎🐯呢[嘻嘻] tRaoPvA ]

萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿，爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc

我们爱讲冷笑话：
假如此时的你已经非常饿了，你会选择左边还是右边？
[If you have been very hungry at this time, you will choose the left or the right? ]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创请及时联系冷兔）

追星蜀黍：
杨幂小时候说故事的视频又出新版本了，从小就有台词功底哟！厉害了小杨幂，来感受一下小时候软萌软萌的幂幂！！！[心] tRSGthi
[Yang said that the video and a new version of the story as a child, a speaking skills at an early age! Much small Yang mi, as a child, to feel the soft soft power power!!!!!! [heart] tRSGthi]

有着一颗骚动的八卦心！

环球时报：
【辣眼睛！年轻女子在小区电梯内大便被监控拍下】日凌晨，一女子走进贵阳一小区电梯，抬头看了眼监控，然后撩起衣服蹲了下去。不久，女子起身做了提裤子的动作。据称，女子在电梯里拉了大便，因为有业主找物业来清理过。对于这种不雅行为，业主们直呼太缺德。tRSwYsby @看看新闻Knews
[【 hot eyes! Young woman 】 in the village the elevator shit be monitored day early morning, a woman walked into the guiyang a residential elevators, look up at the monitor, then squatted down lifted his clothes. Before long, the woman got up and did mention the action of the pants. Said to the woman in the elevator lira shit, for owner to find property to clean up. For this kind of indecent behavior, the owners call immoral. TRSwYsby @ Knews look at news]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

英式没品笑话百科：
我希望自己的生活能有背景音乐，

这样就能提前意识到是否会有不好的事情发生。

——theweirdworld
[I hope my life can be the background music, in advance so you can realize that whether there will be bad things happen. - theweirdworld]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

CNU_blank：
Troy Moth Photography
[特洛伊蛾摄影]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

雷军：
小米两个联合创始人黎万强、刘德都是设计的科班背景，从创业之初就非常重视设计，经过几年的累积，小米产品颜值越来越高。
欢迎假期到各地小米之家仔细看看。[爱你]
[Millet two co-founder Li Wanjiang, pfund is designed by training background, attaches great importance to the design from the beginning, after several years of accumulation, millet product appearance level is higher and higher. welcome home of millet holidays to take a closer look. Love you []]

小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。

综艺博主：
#石原里美# 十元笑颜 by rose_puff
tRSUJTb
[# # ishihara in the ten dollars smile by rose_puff tRSUJTb]

霓虹娱乐博主，喜欢就关注我呀

Happy张江：
教你分钟自制浓香手煮奶茶，简单美味又健康，完全超越那些饱含添加剂的奶茶哦，马了试试[馋嘴]
[Teach you minutes homemade hand boiled milk tea aroma, simple and delicious and healthy, completely beyond those milk tea with additives, oh, the horse try [available]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

全球健身中心：
【腹肌训练动作】下面是经典的腹肌训练动作，每个动作~次，共组，一套动作能完全虐爆你的腰腹，赶紧收走！[酷] #健身#
[Below is the classic abdominal muscle training actions 】【 abdominal muscle training action, every action ~ time, total set, a set of movements can completely abuse your waist and abdomen, hurriedly take! [cool] # # fitness]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

全球娱乐趣事：
田馥甄开口跪，男生求婚时，hebe突然出现唱《小幸运》助阵，画面太美了，原来你就是我的幸运，好幸福 [心]tRcJhf
[Tian Fu zhen open on his knees, boys to marry him, Hebe suddenly appeared to sing little lucky, was such a beautiful picture, you is my lucky, good happiness tRcJhf [heart]]

这个微博纯属娱乐，没看够的戳这里→httpsm.yujiequshi 推广合作加Q：

财经网：
【%的美国人拿不出美元但其实我们越来越像他们】月日，美联储发布的报告显示，美国有%的成年人连美元（约合人民币元）的应急款都拿不出来。钱都花在哪里了？美国人最大的一笔开销是住房，买房（还房贷）或租房的开销以及水电费物业等两项支出占总消费的.%。从上世纪年代开始，
[The % of americans couldnt get the dollars But in fact we more like they] month, the federal reserve, according to a report issued by the U.S. $% of adults even (RMB yuan) -percentage point to get out. Where is the money? Americans are the biggest cost is the housing, to buy a house (mortgage) or the cost of rent and utilities property such as two accounts for the total consumption. %. From the s of the last century,]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

陳妍希michelle：
喜歡這個調調～復～古～瘋～[並不簡單][攤手]#世界很大妍希很小#
[喜歡這个调调~复~古~瘋~[纤弱不簡單][攤手]#世界妍希作为# !]

我只想要做夢經紀人小子：電話+ email kidhsu@qq

新浪新闻：
【杨幂刘恺威到底离婚没？杨幂老爸爆猛料】作为娱乐圈的话题女王，杨幂从出道就吸睛无数。不料各路大V纷纷爆料两人早已婚变引爆娱乐圈↓↓卓伟也曾曝刘恺威出轨王鸥，随后杨幂回应让人难以惴摸↓↓近日杨幂老爸小林哥在某节目被问杨幂婚变传闻，杨幂老爸一不小心爆出猛料↓↓tRSbFR
[[Yang mi divorce didnt hawick lau? Yang dad blasting material 】 as queen topic of entertainment, Yang mi from their career countless eyes. Only to each big V broke in two people had already left left ZhuoWei marriage to detonate in the entertainment industry has also exposed derailed hawick lau Wang Ou, then Yang mi response to be you touch left left recently Yang xiaolin brother dad asked Yang mi a program marriage rumors, Yang mi dad popped the irreparably left left tRSbFR down carelessly]

上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=

美剧迷：
《纸牌屋》第五季全集明天播出！！！[酷][鼓掌]
[House of CARDS season complete airing tomorrow!!!!!! [cool] [applause.]]

新浪第一美剧微博，你的每天美剧资讯入口！咨询、合作请私信或Email：meijumi@gmail

我是涂磊：
上个厕所也不消停，每天上厕所，小樱桃都在门外敲个不停，瞎凑热闹！待我开门，小家伙又不见踪影，关上门又来了，如此周而复始，我也是醉了[嘻嘻]这幸福的烦恼啊，随着孩子的一天天长大将逐渐消逝！所以，为人父母们，千万别错过与孩子们的每一刻！
[On a toilet also dont die, go to the toilet every day, little cherry knock at the door, a blind! When I open the door, vanished again, shut the door again, so the cycle, I was drunk (hee hee) the happy worry ah, as the children grew up day by day will gradually faded! So, as parents, dont miss each moment with the children! ]

天津卫视周二至周五点《爱情保卫战》周日周一：《非你莫属》，工作或商务洽谈请电话龚先生或发邮件至tuleilaotu@非诚勿扰！

史上第一最最搞：
画板立起来的那一刻，简直惊呆了，膝盖已跪！ tRShTT
[Panel made up of that a moment, was shocked, the knee was kneeling! tRShTT]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

全球热门搜罗：
讲真，论装逼，我只服这几位大佬！！！[酷] tRSyRaIn
[Speak truth, pack to force, I only take a few bosses!!!!!! [cool] tRSyRaIn]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

延参法师：
祝福高考学子。#高考加油#
[The blessing of the university entrance exam students. # # the university entrance exam refueling]

作家

中国足球报道：
【再见，罗马王子！】再坚强的男人也有脆弱的时候，托蒂在告别仪式上无法控制情绪的抱住妻子恸哭。德罗西、沙拉维等所有罗马球员也触景生情哭红了眼。现场不少球迷难掩内心的不舍，流下了眼泪。[拜拜] tRSGAMJ
[Goodbye, Roman prince! It takes a strong man again also have a fragile time, francesco totti in the farewell ceremony cant control mood embrace wife wailed. Daniele DE rossi, all Roman players such as salad d also want cry red eye. At the scene of many fans cannot hide the heart, in tears. [bynum] tRSGAMJ]

欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：sports@vip.sina

不二大叔说：
他是雍正九代孙，被迫娶了“姐姐”却爱她年：不般配的爱情，往往藏着别人读不懂的深情。
[He is sun yongzheng nine generations, but was forced to marry sister love her, dont make love, often hidden deep feeling that others cannot read. ]