2017年5月29日星期一

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论过万了。这么晚不睡,在想谁呢,老铁?
[Commented on the. Dont sleep so late, in want to who, brother?]

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但斌:
    @子谦微语:垃圾股的命运就是继续跌,拭目以待哦!市场未来就是优质公司股票强者恒强。这都认识不到就不要做股票了,壳是没有价值的,不要用以前的思维面对以后的股市,选择有成长性的优质公司跟踪。不敢说现在能不能买,因为每个人操作方式不同,资金周期不同,当然低估的时候买最划算哦。
[@ son modest micro language the fate of the rubbish is to continue to fall, wait and see! The stronger the strong market in the future is the high quality shares in the company. This all dont do the stock to recognize, shell is of no value, do not use before thinking in response to the after market, choose to have growth quality tracking company. Dare not say now cant buy, because everyone operating in a different way, different capital cycle, undervalued when to buy the most cost-effective oh, of course.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @主观孙震宇:韩志国都被人扒皮都好几年了还能在微博上风生水起,还能被某主席请吃饭,这世道…[污]@百岁不老股分析的客观理性,赞同。投资就是要以理服人,能在股市里中长期存活下来的老股民,绝大多数都是能独立思考的明白人,这也是从许许多多大涨大跌的战火中练出来的,没有捷径可走。[酷]
[Subjective Sun Zhenyu @ zhi-guo han are being skinned for several years in weibo feeling, also can be a chairman, please have a meal, this world... [pollution] @ the objective rationality of centenarians not old stock analysis, agree with you. Investment is to persuade, to survive in the medium to long term in the stock market of old people, the vast majority are all the wise men of independent thinking, which is from so many rose fell from practice in the flames of war, there is no shortcut. [cool]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @季鹤俊茅台是A股史上最透明的,说有内幕可笑。茅台之净犹如赤水河之净、中国白酒的母亲河之净、犹如茅台之净。但斌总的万年说其实就好比月份横空出世的千年大计一样,用了夸张的比喻手法,中国文字之精奥莫过于此。没有茅台的人谩骂但斌总,就好像过去多年没有买房的人说任志强是一个道理,悲哀
[@ JiHeJun maotai is A share in the history of the most transparent, with insider said. Maotai liquor net as a general of the net, Chinas mother river net, net like maotai. But Lin said total ten thousand is actually was born in one thousand for the same month, with the exaggeration of metaphor, the essence of Chinese characters than this. No maotai abuse but always bin, as if the past many years not to buy a house that ren is a truth, sad]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

巴曙松:
    tRSUMeam张培刚发展经济学基金会召开第四届理事会第一次会议。 ​
[TRSUMeam zhang peigang development economics foundation at the fourth session of the board meeting for the first time. ​]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

但斌:
    @木棉花--凤凰花:俺个人感觉你们炒垃圾股的散户疯了,但斌让你们亏损的吗?但斌历史上让哪个散户亏损了吗?连受害者都找不到,要告但斌操纵股价,这要多脑残才能这么考虑问题? ​
[@ kapok, phoenix flower an individual feeling you fry the rubbish retail mad, but Lin let you loss? But Lin history which retail investors lost? Even cant find the victims, to tell bin manipulate stock price, the more brain damage can think so? ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #晚安#我见过的有钱人多了去了!别动不动就拿出来显摆!虽然我没钱!哈哈哈~~~~tRaQdpR ​
[# good night # more rich man I have ever seen! Dont easily get rhinestone! Although I have no money! Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ tRaQdpR]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    你是在什么时候决定放弃一个人的 _____________________________ ​​​
[When did you decide to give up ones _____________________________]

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顶尖设计:
    又没T恤穿了,有好看的T恤推荐一下,附品牌~~ ​
[No T-shirt to wear again, have a nice T-shirt recommend, attached brand ~ ~]

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猫扑:
    被原唱打死系列还有第二发??tRSyomp(vianG家的猫) ​
[Killed by original series and a second hair?? TRSyomp vianG (cat)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

但斌:
    @百岁不老股:分析的客观理性,赞同。[心][赞]投资就是要以理服人,能在股市里中长期存活下来的老股民,绝大多数都是能独立思考的明白人,这也是从许许多多大涨大跌的战火中练出来的,没有捷径可走。[酷][嘻嘻]
[@ hundred years old a analysis of the objective rational, agree with you. [heart] [great] investment is to persuade, to survive in the medium to long term in the stock market of the old people, the vast majority are all the wise men of independent thinking, which is from so many rose fell from practice in the flames of war, there is no shortcut. [cool] [xi xi]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    尽量远离负能量的人,比多结交正能量的人还重要。 ​
[As far as possible away from the negative energy, more important than many people make positive energy. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    提醒的好!投资须谨慎,要与伟大公司同行,而不要投机,幻想一夜暴富!@财神找我不管怎样,这次对大股东的减持进行相关约束规定,最最受到影响最大的是烂公司差公司。投资者必须小心谨慎了,不要瞎买股票是保护自己的唯一做法。
[Remind of good! Investment must be cautious, want to walk with great company, instead of speculation and fantasy overnight! @ the god of wealth for my anyway, the holdings of major shareholders related constraint rules, most of the biggest impact is rotten bad company. Investors must be careful, dont blind to buy stocks is the only way to protect yourself.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @木棉花--凤凰花:俺个人感觉你们炒垃圾股的散户疯了,但斌让你们亏损的吗?但斌历史上让哪个散户亏损了吗?连受害者都找不到,要告但斌操纵股价,这要多脑残才能这么考虑问题?
[@ kapok, phoenix flower an individual feeling you fry the rubbish retail mad, but Lin let you loss? But Lin history which retail investors lost? Even cant find the victims, to tell bin manipulate stock price, the more brain damage can think so?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    怎样都是第二张[允悲]@同道大叔说反了说反了,第一张是别人眼里的天蝎,第二张是实际的天蝎 @baoguihong我觉得你说反了,敢不敢再说一遍[蜡烛]
[How is the second [allow sad] @ fellow said mutombo said against the inside out, the first a Scorpio is others eyes, the second is the actual Scorpio @ baoguihong I think you said the wrong, dare to dare not to say that again [candle]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 说说你知道的哪些些是氙气大灯但却没有大灯清洗的车型? ​
[# # what you know is what about good night family xenon headlamps but not the headlight cleaning of models? ​]

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新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 分钟视频为你揭秘汽车轮胎重要参数!买轮胎别买错![酷]tRvVles ​
[Old driver class # # minutes video reveal important parameter car tire for you! Buy tires dont wrong! [cool] tRvVles]

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冷笑话精选:
    这TM?!@贴吧君妈的 没人性!!@矮油吴呐呐:心疼死了@麦阿密 :金毛很乖的,怎么可以这么对它[悲伤]
[The TM? ! @ stick your mom No human nature!!!!! @ whoops shout shout wu love dearly died @ Miami dogs is very lovely, how can so to it [sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

玩转instagram:
    深夜放毒,重庆九宫格火锅![舔屏] ​
[Midnight poison, scratchable latex of chongqing hot pot! [lick screen]]

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新沐sunshine:
    早晨五点起床,考场考试,又是前面的签[捂脸]六号,八点二十五结束一直等到十二点保住擂台[爱你]谢谢大家,下午玩睡觉晚上玩睡觉。[爱你] ​
[Get up at five o clock in the morning, the examination room test, it is the sign in front of [his face] number six, eight o clock twenty-five end until twelve o clock keep challenge [love] you thank everybody, afternoon play go to bed to sleep in the evening. Love you []]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

优酷:
    #网剧寻秦记# 历史长河溯洄,恍然如梦;再现七国纵横,乱世一统。历时近百天,在全体演职人员共同努力下,剧组今日全面杀青!项少龙 @陈翔橙 、星云 @郭晓婷 、公子盘 @牛牛牛子藩 、乌廷芳 @夏楠NN 、连晋 @趙振廷Y-KinG 、倩公主 @我的名字是陈晨 、质子 @周文韬astro 暂别,相聚有期。《寻秦记》十 ​
[# # net play for qin ji history back Hui, visions; Represent the seven vertical and horizontal, gone with unify. Lasted nearly a day, the staffs joint efforts of all the crew filming for the full day! XiangShaoLong @ Chens orange, nebula @ cristy, childe plate @ niuniu NiuZiFan, wu fang @ Xia Nan dinh NN, even jin @ Zhao Zhenting Y - KinG, qian princess @ my name is surianoka, protons @ Zhou Wentao astro, temporarily dont in prison. The ten found qin ji]

新浪News:
    【贵州一男子持刀砍人分钟致伤,警方钢叉擒凶】月日下午,贵州镇宁县,一男子持刀沿路砍人,持续五分钟左右。事件共造成人受伤,截至时,人因抢救无效身亡。行凶者有精神病史,警方动用钢叉将其擒获。胆小慎点!警方抓捕过程↓↓tRSUzuV ​
[【 injuries, a man with a knife chop down a person a minute in guizhou police mega steel fork fierce 】 month days afternoon, guizhou people.here, a man with a knife chop down a person along the way, the last five minutes or so. Injured event, as when people for rescue invalid death. The assailant had a history of mental illness, police used steel fork to prevail against it. Timid silently! The police left left tRSUzuV capture process]

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顶尖设计:
    小物件的PANTONE色 ​
[PANTONE color of small objects]

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冷笑话精选:
    理想的一生[二哈]@Jeffrey__R:希望你们都能幸福。
[Ideal life [ ha] @ Jeffrey__R I hope you can happiness.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪News:
    【旬奶奶疯狂健身,你还好意思还这么懒吗?】年前,王奶奶生了一场大病,医生说她有点胖,血管堵了。为了不给子女添麻烦,也为了健康,王奶奶下定决心开始健身↓↓年间,王奶奶瘦了斤,肌肉清晰可见,一字马,单杠样样都行↓↓这才是真正的老当益壮![good]tRSUPEOk ​
[The ten-day grandma crazy fitness, you return not bashful still so lazy? Years ago, grandma wang had a bad illness, the doctor said she was a little fat, blood vessel wall. In order not to bother for children, but also to health, grandma wang made up his mind to start fitness left left years, grandma wang lost jins, muscle is clearly visible, a word horse, horizontal bar of left left this is the true age! [good] tRSUPEOk]

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MIUI:
    来,点开评论:

▼先打一个“我”字;
▼然后跳出好多字;
▼一直点第一个字到结束;

你出现的那句话是什么? ​

[To point open comments < br > < br > ▼ to play a word I; < br > ▼ then jumped out of a lot of words; < br > ▼ always points the first word to the end; < br > < br > what is you of that sentence? ​]

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但斌:
    [心]@欣欣君王:年开始炒股,什么都不懂,在遭遇年暴跌后亏损严重。也曾经对市场和政策指手画脚。年后好好反思自己后开始慢慢认识价值投资。年开始关注@但斌 微博,现在已经连续五年稳定盈利了,而且年均大于%,谢谢价值投资,谢谢但总!不过我始终没有买茅台[挤眼],因为我不喝酒。
[King [heart] @ yan yan started to fry, what all dont understand, heavy losses after the slump in a year. Also once to the market and policy. Years after the afterthought began to slowly know value investment. Years begin to pay close attention to @ but king pan weibo, stable profits for five consecutive years now, and annual average more than %, thank value investment, thank you always! But I never buy moutai [eye], because I dont drink.]

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但斌:
    [作揖][心]@老曾阿牛:我也不认识原博,但多次在不同地方看见原博的价值投资的言论,是靠谱的投资人。@但斌谢谢与我并不相识的@马喆-mazhe 先生!感谢你的仗义执言![作揖][握手][心]
[[bowing] [heart] have @ old pig I dont know the original Po, but many times in different places to see the original Po, the value of the investment of investors. @ but bin thank you and I dont know @ 马喆 - mazhe Sir! Thank you for your brave words! Shake hands [bowing] [] [heart]]

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但斌:
    除了中国巴菲特的说法不接受不承认也不够格,其它的同意,这是价值投资者共同的价值观!不屑于搞阴谋诡计,堂堂正正,走光明大道[作揖][心]@习飞成:但斌的价值投资是准确的。是光明大道。但斌不会去投机。价值投资的股票就像但斌说的是共赢的游戏。是大道。我相信但斌。中国的巴菲特但斌先生 收起
[In addition to Chinese buffetts statement doesnt accept dont admit is unqualified, the consent of the other, it is worth investors common values! Above, intrigue open, go light avenue [bowing] [heart] @ XiFei into but bin value investment is accurate. A bright road. But Lin wont speculate. Value investing stocks like but bin said is a win-win game. Is the road. But I believe that bin. Mr Buffett but bin fold in China]

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新浪News:
    【最后一次模拟考 他们收到一张火车票准考证[心]】日,重庆育才中学的高三同学,在最后一次模拟考收到了一张“火车票”:有起点,有车次,有票价↓↓终点由学生自己填写↓↓看着好感动,感觉可以珍藏一辈子↓↓这张通往大学的火车票,你会选择哪个终点?tRSysCDx ​
[Finally a simulation test They received a train ticket admission ticket [heart]], chongqing yucai middle schools high three students, in the last a simulation test received a ticket a starting point, with trains, ticket left left the finish left left looking at the good will move will be completed by the students themselves, feel can cherish a lifetime left left this piece of the train tickets to the university, which end would you choose? tRSysCDx]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    东北孙中山
[Northeast of sun yat-sen]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    [馋嘴][笑cry]@八大山债人:这就不知道。。。反正一看经历就很野鸡。。但是野鸡也能变凤凰。。看看总帮主。。不需要任何学历就能纵横A股江湖。。
[[available] [laugh cry] @ eight mountains of debt it just dont know... Experience is the pheasant. Anyway. But pheasants also can become the phoenix. Look at the total wang. Dont need any degree to vertical and horizontal a-shares..]

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但斌:
    @腐烂de记忆:我记得他以前就被打假过,、年左右,老发国外怎么怎么好,中国怎么怎么差的东西,也是那时比较火的一个公知。后来被打假,据说是野鸡大学毕业,野鸡研究所工作。后来就没注意到过他的消息。这回出来没人说他是野鸡大学的,我以为是另一个韩某某,现在想想好像就是他。
[@ decay DE memory I remember he had been impact, and the years, old foreign hair how how good, how bad things in China, and then compare a known to the fire. Was later impact, is said to be the pheasant graduated from university, institute of pheasants. Then didnt notice him. Out this time no one said he was at the university of pheasants, I thought it was another Korea so-and-so, now think of as is his.]

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但斌:
    @昭晧啊?[允悲][允悲]@老曾阿牛这是真的吗?[允悲][允悲]@但斌 @证监会发布 @韩志国
[@ zhao dust? [allow sad] [allow sad] have @ old pig is this true? [allow sad] [allow sad] @ but release @ zhi-guo han bin @ the CSRC]

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但斌:
    @超淘气的么么哒很好的分析@傅峙峰WSJ 回复@李劲时间会给出答案,但对大部分人来说,时间只会磨灭记忆。@李劲时间会告诉我们答案!@傅峙峰WSJ这篇东西疑似夹带私货,but,我想说的是,韩志国不是活跃在经济学领域,而是活跃在股票界。
[@ super naughty mua good analytical @ Fu Shifeng WSJ @ Li Jin response time will give you the answer, but for most people, time will only indelible memory. @ Li Jin time will tell us the answer! @ Fu Shifeng WSJ suspected this article placing bootleg, but, I want to say is, zhi-guo han is not active in the field of economics, but active in the stock industry.]

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