回忆专用小马甲：
猫咪意外的结识了一只小鸡仔，彼此都看对眼了，它不但分享了自己的食物、洞府，还主动给小鸡当起了保镖
tRaeKej
[Cat accidentally met a small chickens, eyes to see each other, it not only share their own food, the abode of fairies and immortals, also offer the chicken served as bodyguards < br > tRaeKej]
《愿无岁月可回头》
新浪娱乐：#养眼美图# @TFBOYS-易烊千玺 作为丹麦旅游形象代言人，曝光了一组在丹麦首都哥本哈根拍摄的时尚街拍大片，两套复古造型不失时尚感，浓浓北欧风扑面而来，少年变身优雅的童话王子。[害羞]高清图：tRaeSD
[# to depict the beautiful # @ TFBOYS - Jackson As the Danish tourism image spokesperson, exposes a set in the Danish capital Copenhagen fashion street snap, two sets of modelling do not break vogue feeling restoring ancient ways, the thick northern wind, turns into a graceful fairy tale prince. [shy] Gao Qingtu tRaeSD]
新浪娱乐
夏河：我特腻味某些QQ空间长大的杀马特姑娘动不动就『我男友虽然没有很多钱，但赚一百给我花九十，比xxxxx强』强你妹啊强？钱到了一定体量之上性质就彻底变了，一百给你九十算屁啊？一百丢了九十都不心疼。你男友赚一亿可绝对不会给你九千万，赚一百万没准第一件事就是先把你当旧鞋甩了。豪门恩怨兄弟反目，
[I grew up, nothing certain QQ space killed matt girl easily although my boyfriend dont have a lot of money, but earn one hundred ninety for me, better than XXXXX strong your younger sister ah? Money is in the nature of above a certain size changed thoroughly, fart is one hundred give you ninety? Isnt love lost one hundred, ninety. Your boyfriend can earn one hundred million will never give you ninety million, make one million maybe the first thing to do is to dumped you when old shoes. Dynasty brothers quarreled,]
北京人不知道的北京事儿：说的太好了！！想让孩子优秀，自己要先优秀，她有个儿子，都相继考进了美国排名第一的斯坦福大学，学学这位岁妈妈的教育秘诀吧，言传不如身教。建议作母亲的都看看[心]tRaehvtF
[Say of good!! Want their children to good, good, she had a son, have entered the United States ranked first at Stanford university, learn the secret, mothers education, teaching is better than words. Proposed that the mother did see tRaehvtF [heart]]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
泰国零距离：泰国一男生假装吃完了女友最爱的榴莲。女生的反应太可爱啦哈哈哈哈！这是一个爱榴莲如命的女子[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵] tRadlJYd
[Thailand a boy pretending to be finished his girlfriend loves durian. The reaction of the girl is too cute! Ha ha ha ha! This is a women love durian like life [meow] meow meow meow meow tRadlJYd]
泰国不仅仅只有人妖....还有很多好吃的，好玩的，好看的。 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
噗嗤大叔：总给你发信息的人，一定很爱你
[Always send information to you, it must be very love you]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
当时我就震惊了：现场直播失误大合集！前方高能预警哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry]tRaeIRh
[Live error large collection! In front of the high-energy warning ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh cry tRaeIRh]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
沙溢：我发现本人的颜值是会变的，正所谓遇强则强！[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]你们感觉呢？[嘻嘻][爱你][爱你][爱你]
[I found that my level will be change in appearance, is the so-called encounter strong is strong! [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] you feeling? Love you love you [xi xi] [] [] [] love you]
工作事宜：胖先生 gaolesi@
中国新闻网：【感动！后的爱国方式！为他们点赞 [good] 】当国歌突然响起时，这些小学生的反应感动无数人！爱你祖国！[心]@军粉 tRagTa
[Patriotic way after 【 touched!! For their thumb up [good]] when the national anthem sounded, the elementary reactions touched countless people! Love your motherland! @ the powder tRagTa [heart]]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
环球时报：四岁俄国女童精通七国语言，连中文都说得那么溜！ 这完全就是天生语言技能点加到爆表啊，羡慕，长大还得了吗~[酷] tRagAHEu @人人视频
[Four Russian girls in seven languages, even speak Chinese so slip! This is entirely natural language skill points to the extraordinary ah, envy, grew up and still got it ~ [cool] tRagAHEu @ all video]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
TFBOYS组合：千玺@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 最新#易烊千玺丹麦街拍# 来啦[舔屏]Armani明艳红色夹克套装碰撞背景冷色调北欧建筑，小王子魅力深邃的眼神在哥本哈根运河船舶映衬下熠熠生辉[可怜]而另一套Hermes明黄色套装，尽显冷淡简约北欧感～每一面都超级好看的！
[Thousand topaz @ TFBOYS - the latest # Jackson Jackson Denmark street snap # come [lick screen] bright red jacket Armani suit collision background cold tonal architecture of northern Europe, the little prince charm deep eyes in Copenhagen [poor] gleaming canal ship set off another set of Hermes yellow suit, all show contracted Nordic cold to feel ~ on each side is super good! ]
TFBOYS是经由TF家族旗下练习生王俊凯、王源、易烊千玺结成的全新少年偶像团体
笑多了会怀孕：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一毛一样，没毛病[笑cry][笑cry]tRaeJfbx
[There is nothing wrong with ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a MAO, [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRaeJfbx]
爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
Happy张江：艾玛！！可爱到飞起啊，只用一个小硬币，就能画出超多萌哭惹的卡通简笔画形象，开会的时候可以玩哈哈哈哈[憧憬]tRaeol
[Emma!!!!! Lovely to ah, just a small coin, can draw surplus of cry more brief strokes of cartoon image, the meeting time can play ha ha ha ha [hope] tRaeol]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
三联生活周刊：一个喜欢芭蕾的男孩，面对着别人异样的眼光和负面评价，勇敢地追求自己那成为一名舞者的梦想。性别，永远不应该成为阻挠孩子们追求自己梦想和热情的标签。
tRagUqs @英国报姐
[A boy like ballet, facing the others strange eyes and the negative evaluation, bravely to pursue his dream of becoming a dancer. Gender, should never be blocked the children to pursue their dreams and passion. < br > tRagUqs @ the elder sister]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
财经网：【高速路口插队未遂后报复？司机疯狂别车秒】日，广东东莞高速路上，一皇冠车主疑因插队未遂，在长达秒时间里，至少次疑似报复性别车。被别车车内岁孩子说完“爸爸打”后头朝下摔倒，受伤大哭。事后皇冠车主欲私了，被别车主拒绝，并希望警方公正处理。tRagDGly
[Revenge after the high-speed intersection attempted to jump the queue? Car drivers dont seconds], guangdong dongguan highway, a crown owners suspected for attempted to jump the queue, in a second time, at least once suspected car revenge sex. Be dont age of car interior finishing behind father fall down and hurt cry. Crown the owner to settle, is not the owner refused, police and hope to fair treatment. tRagDGly]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
每日一狗：国外网友拍下了家里护卫犬保护小主人的画面，一边警惕“坏人”一边护着孩子，太厉害了！[鼓掌]有这样一个保镖在身边，简直满满安全感！[爱你] tRaeSML
[Foreign net friend took home guard dog to protect small host, alert bad guys while protecting their children, too much! [applause.] there is such a bodyguard in the side, is full of a sense of security! Love you [] tRaeSML]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
北京小风子：月日周三中午
第一集上线 自家人都来捧场啊～
和林书豪一起做寿司拍节目[笑哈哈]🍣不仅人超好（有点萌）最重要他非常inspiring，正能量爱豆！
请收下小迷妹一枚
[太开心][太开心]
tRaeSkRb (Recorded with #Flash Show#)
[On Wednesday February nd noon < br > launched the first set 自家人都来捧场啊～
和林书豪一起做寿司拍节目[笑哈哈]🍣不仅人超好（有点萌）最重要他非常inspiring，正能量爱豆！ < br > please accept small seduction a < br > [quite happy] [quite happy] < br > tRaeSkRb (Recorded with # Flash Show#)]
我要在大学毕业前周游世界！因为老了拍照片就不漂亮了😝 公众号：北京小风子（jinghuacd)
新京报：【高铁嗑瓜子被保洁劝阻，老人故意在整节车厢撒瓜子】近日有网友拍到，一老人在高铁上嗑瓜子，被保洁员劝阻后，当场起身将瓜子扔向整节车厢，嘴里还不停地说：“你扫吧，你扫吧！”这些年，老人的负面新闻不少，究竟是老人变坏还是坏人变老，这就像鸡和蛋的问题一样无解。tRaePo
[The high iron into hard seeds was cleaning, old man deliberately in the carriage and melon seeds 】 some netizens photographed recently, a old man in a high-speed into hard seeds, discouraged by cleaner, got up and throws the seeds on the spot to the whole car, his mouth still keeps saying you sweep, sweep! Over the years, the old man a lot of negative news, whether the old man go bad or bad people get older, it is like chicken and egg problem without a solution. tRaePo]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
6岛岛：养猫岁月静好，养狗瞎特么搞[允悲]tRaeyFMY
[A cat years static good, a dog blind? [allow sad] tRaeyFMY]
养了狗一样的猫，弹琴，纹身，帅气阳光不要脸。和女友的tbgingeous
se7enliye：嗯哼....嗯哼测试下我的好友在线吗？[二哈][二哈]
刚在街上买了几只婶子觉得敲好用的卸妆凝胶....
留言：“我要” 并点赞就可以啦……
抽个送....
[Uh huh... My good friend online under the well test? [two ha] [two ha] < br > just bought several aunt think only knock on the street to use gel... < br > < br > message I will and thumb up can...... < br > smoking a send... ]
店址：shop.taobao
共青团中央：【让人心疼的睡姿[悲伤]转发致敬！】近日，呼伦贝尔那吉林场发生森林火灾，武警战士们在火场扑救三天三夜。间隙休息，战士们的睡姿让人心疼。为子弟兵点赞！@军报记者
[Let people love dearly position forward [sad] salute!] Recently, the hulun buir that auspicious forest farms, forest fire armed police soldiers in fire fighting and rescue for three days and three nights. Clearance to rest, the soldiers position can let a person love dearly. As the army thumb up! @ JunBao reporter]
崔永元：转基因滥种，关系到国民的生命安全，那些所谓的主流媒体装聋作哑。看到一篇抺黑崔永元的便峰拥而上，像抢狗粮一样。没关系，乱着也好。@人民网@北京青年报@澎湃新闻@新华网@凤凰网，你们家也会有人生病无处求医，也会有人得癌症只能等死，也会有人打官司受法院冤枉，也会因为买到假冒伪劣告状无门，也
[Genetically modified (gm), and the kind of relationship to the life of national security, the so-called mainstream media play dumb. See a base black cui yongyuan peak on the ground and then, like rob dog food. It doesnt matter, mess with. @ people @ Beijing youth daily @ surging, xinhua @ phoenix TV news @ your home will be nowhere to seek someone is sick, and some will have to wait for cancer at death, and some will engage in a lawsuit by court wronged, because will buy fake except that he also]
唐颖Connie：年度古装韩剧《拥抱糖糖的月亮》剧照曝光，
即日开播，敬请收看[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Annual costume han embracing the sugar sugar moon scenes, < br > this day started, please watch [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
岁的美容编辑
于建嵘：好吧。既然你们说要依法治国，我们就到法庭上讲讲理；既然你们说要反腐倡廉，我们就到媒体上聊聊各种敲诈的故事。
[All right. Now that you say to the rule of law, we went to court some sense; Now that you say to combat corruption and build a clean government, we will talk to the media stories of various kinds of blackmail. ]
中国社会科学院教授
这里是美国：为了拦截逃离的嫌犯车辆，这爱沙尼亚警官甩出了道钉路障，这绝技也真是没谁了[二哈]tRaaZP
[Suspects fled to intercept vehicles, it failed to spike the Estonia officer roadblocks, the stunt also is not who the second ha tRaaZP]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
1024专员：一位成功妈妈，三个孩子都在斯坦福大学念书，看一下她的教育方式吧，[赞] tRagww
[A successful mother, three children, all at Stanford university study, have a look at her education mode, [who] tRagww]
想做网红的网黄！
何兵：【美国人为什么最爱国？】前年在哥伦比亚大学访学时，我研究过美国人的爱国主义精神。发现多项国际调查表明，全世界最爱国的，是美国人。我找到二十多份材料，归纳美国人如此爱国的原因：一，山河壮丽。美国国土面积与中国相当，但人口只有中国的四分之一，自然环境破坏不大。出了纽约，就是茂密的原始
[The americans are the most patriotic? The previous visit to the school at Columbia University, I studied American patriotism. Found a number of international survey, the most patriotic in the world, is an American. I found more than germplasms, inductive americans so patriotic reasons one, was magnificent. American land area with China, but only a quarter of the Chinese population, natural environmental damage. New York, is the original thick]
于幽微处烛法理，自方寸间识波涛。hebing@vip.
我与贱客的日常：简直一模一样~哈哈哈~真是杀猪般的喊叫！[笑cry][doge] tRaeKXKM
[Almost the same ~ ha ha ha ~ is really kill piggish Shouting! [laughing cry] [doge] tRaeKXKM]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
作家崔成浩：我提醒一下，为纪念屈原，端午节往江里扔粽子的，一定要塑封好。最好糯米大枣的，其他馅的俺们不爱吃。谢谢！
[I remind, in memory of qu yuan, Dragon Boat Festival threw rice dumplings into the river, be sure to laminate. Best jujube glutinous rice, other filling the ans not love to eat. Thank you very much! ]
心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.
冷笑话精选：小短爪在水盆里撩撩撩，完美诠释什么叫“划水”[喵喵]tRaedpb
[Little short claw in birdbath liao liao liao, the perfect interpretation of what is stroke [meow] tRaedpb]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
五岳散人：看了看某美国大学中国同学会关于他们母校某个毕业生演讲的声明，其中一条是质疑这个演讲怎么通过学校审核的。
也不知道这位写声明的是不是上了一个假的美国大学，我个人认知里，还没听说过这种演讲要校方审核通过的。
这学真是白上了。
不知道这算不算大型车祸现场……
[Looked at an American university Chinese classmates about their Alma maters statement, a graduate speech is one of the questions how to audit through the school of this speech. < br > dont know the written statement is a false university in the United States, in my personal cognition, havent heard of this kind of speech to the school approval. < br > this learning is really white. < br > dont know if it is not big the crash... ]
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南方都市报：【插队未遂后报复？司机在高速上恶意别车并故意撞车后逃逸！警方已介入！】一皇冠车主疑因在潮莞高速（莞樟路入库）想插队，前面一辆排队的沃尔沃没有让车。皇冠车主在经过收费站后，至少先后次恶意别该辆小车，在高速上急刹，左右不停变道，不让该辆小车正常行驶，最后更是恶意制造撞车后逃逸。根据
[Revenge after the attempted to jump the queue? The driver on the motorway malicious dont car and deliberately escape after the crash. The police have involved!] A crown owners suspected in chao guan expressway (guan zhang road) want to jump the queue, in front of a car Volvo not lining up. Crown owners after a toll booth, at least have malicious dont the car, on the high-speed brakes, constantly change lanes around, dont let the car moving, finally it is malicious escape after the crash. According to the]
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暴走漫画：来自亲爸的嘲笑……
[From pro dad laughed... ]
常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg
英式没品笑话百科：一早看新闻说：昨晚阿丽亚娜·格兰德的演唱会上发生了至少人死亡的惨案，现场听到了两声类似爆炸物的巨响。
我猜八成是她又唱了那首《BANG BANG》。
——colton
[Early in the morning to watch the news said last night, arianes concert grand, the deaths of at least the massacre, the scene heard two voices similar explosive noise. < br > < br > I guess eighty percent is she sing the BANG BANG. < br > < br > -- colton]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
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