Mr_凡先生:
面朝大海...哎呀萝卜!#七十二层奇楼# @湖南卫视七十二层奇楼 @南派三叔
[Facing the ocean... Why radish! # @ # seventy on the second floor, floor hunan TVs seventy on the second floor, floor @ south sent his uncle]
工作联系邮箱:ujfcrew@vip. youtube httpsyoutubewatch?v=RTPncyQc
【男子在加油站点燃摩托车 名加油员冒险处置获奖.万】日上午,一名男子骑摩托车驶入四川宜宾三里半加油站,加油过程中,该男子突然掏出打火机引燃了摩托车油箱。加油站工作人员临危果断处置,果断上前灭火。月日,参与灭火行动的名加油员被公司表彰,获现金奖励.万元。tRSzclIa
[【 man lit a motorcycle at gas station name operator risk disposal. Thousands] morning, a man riding a motorcycle into sichuan yibin three mile and a half the gas station, gas process, the man suddenly took out a lighter lit motorcycle fuel tank. Gas station staff took decisive disposal, determined to put out the fire. June , to participate in the operators in the name of the action is the recognition, cash rewards. Ten thousand yuan. tRSzclIa]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。田喜碧Hebe:
#田馥甄如果演唱会PLUS#
唱如果,吃水果。
這香蕉豪邁到我了!
#覺得即將消化好健康好精神好##上週演出前po 麻辣鍋照被媽媽關切這週po點健康的讓媽媽安心#
#如果在重慶#
[If # Tian Fu zhen concert PLUS# sing if < br >, eat fruit. < br > this banana halma to me! < br > # think the digestive health good spirit good # # Po spicy hot pot before the performance last week was mother concerns this week Po some healthy comfort the mother # # # < br > if in chongqing]
節制的人生邢晓瑶:
最近的更博速度不知道你们是否满意。
[Recently, the more speed dont know whether you satisfied. ]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@,INS:xingxiaoyao陈翔橙:
当你爱上一个人的时候 就注定要咽下所有的委屈
[When you fall in love with a person Is doomed to swallow all the injustice]
扛把子曹山石:
中金研究部今天下午成立调查组,当事人被强制休假。一早中金对外口径是:不知道不可能。但随后有北大人大复旦等数名姑娘相继指认,始有该结果。
[Cicc research established team this afternoon, the parties were forced to leave. Early in the morning its external diameter is I dont know its impossible. But such as Peking Universitys fudan several girls subsequently identified, beginning with the result. ]
用心若镜 不将不迎思想聚焦:
胡歌:世间所有的暂别,都是为了更好的重逢
[Brief the world all temporary dont, is in order to better meet]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin王尼玛:
一首歌送给即将迎战高考的你们,希望能够带来力量,加油!#搞笑红人周# tRSzza
[A song to you is about to face the university entrance exam, want to be able to bring power, come on! # # tRSzza funny red weeks]
处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou宋祖儿lareina:
今天不是小仙女 是仙子 [笑而不语]
[Today is not a fairy Is the fairy [smiling without a word]]
这里是美国:
美国街头鼓手演奏《See you again》,当路人递给了他一瓶酒之后状态简直逆天,太燃了!!!tRasHc
[American street drummer playing See you again, when passers-by after handed him a bottle of wine, the state was a fate, is burning!!!!!! tRasHc]
环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu新浪娱乐:
【董卿:千万不要把我神化了 我也累到哭过】因为《朗读者》,#董卿#又火了,但她却说:我也摇摆过,也动摇过,也累到哭过。最困难的时候,我也会想“为什么要做这件事情?”也会长出很多白头发,只是大家没有看到我的这一面而已。我没有放弃,是多少觉得自己还有一份责任。tRSJOH
[【 Dong Qing dont put my apotheosis anymore I also tired to cry because of the reader, # # Dong Qing fire again, but she said I also swing, also wavered, too tired to cry. The most difficult time, I also want to why do you want to do it? Also grow a lot of white hair, just this side of you no see me. I didnt give up, how much is the think I have a responsibility. tRSJOH]
新浪娱乐黄致列HCY:
[憧憬][憧憬] In Singapore tRSzwm
[[hope] [hope] In Singapore tRSzwm]
经纪人迪文 工作联系邮箱:@qqHappy张江:
艾玛,太精辟了!!张雪峰老师的单口相声又来了,有事找记者。。。全程搞笑到不行~~~老师要火啊哈哈哈哈[哈哈]tRSzjbJv
[Emma, so penetrating!! Zhang Xuefeng teachers stand-up again, something to find reporter... All the funny not to ~ ~ ~ the teacher to fire mew ahaha ha ha ha ha tRSzjbJv]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信英国报姐:
猫,一种喜欢活在自己世界中,却会让人不自觉上瘾的奇妙生物...今日份的猫片[喵喵]
[Cat, a love to live in their own world, but can let a person involuntarily addictive wonderful life... Today a cat piece [meow]]
订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界pppppp-pink:
#pink功课# 卧室大改造。
多把一个只有床的空房间打造成甜蜜小屋!兼容工作区、衣储区、休闲区、睡觉区,融入浓浓少女心又不失简洁,收纳展示两不误!
[# # pink homework bedroom big transformation. < br > < br > the more only bed room into a sweet house! Compatible with the workspace, clothing store area, leisure area, sleeping area, into the thick girl heart and concise, receive show two not mistake! ]
整个世界森林里的老虎全都融化成黄油 @PinkEternally郑恺:
#奔跑吧# 真相只有一个,谁也逃不过我的K黄金眼!
[Running # # truth is only one, who also escape but I K gold eye! ]
强大起来,软弱起来!吳大偉DvWooooo:
如果不用心去感受现在的每时每刻
以后再多的回忆也只是模糊和空白
[If you dont feel now with your heart every moment after < br > memory is fuzzy and more blank]
朴尔因子护肤品牌 创始人,作者,已出版《这世界,缺你不可》 工作邮箱:davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子:purefactor@当时我就震惊了:
以动物作单位换算女子胸部重量是什么样子?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈简直了日本人的脑洞也是够大[笑cry][笑cry]tRSzKyts
[With animals as unit conversion is the womens breasts weight? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is the imagination of the Japanese people are enough [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRSzKyts]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜马苏:
《灰姑娘的古堡》大结局篇:有一天两位帅气的王子光顾了灰姑娘的古堡,他们是可爱与美貌兼具的@魏晨 和@陈学冬 ,成功激发了灰姑娘的母性,她毅然选择“喜当妈”,从此他们一家三口幸福地生活在了一起!🏯👸🤴
[Cinderella castle big finale one day, two handsome prince visited Cinderella castle, they are cute and beauty both @ weichen and @ cheney, success inspired Cinderellas maternity, she had chosen when mother xi, they all live a happy life together from now on! 🏯👸🤴 ]
☘姑娘我真是条汉子~!秋田六千:
短尾矮袋鼠做成羊毛毡也太可爱了吧!(¯﹃¯)
[Short tail short kangaroo make wool felt is too cute! (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian非人哉漫画:
#非人哉# 【第话】人头、龙头、狐头,只要是自己喜欢的就是好头。
[# # nonhuman zai 【 】 the first words head, bibcock, fox head, as long as you like is a good start. ]
传说中的神仙妖怪正在帝都生活打拼!主笔@一汪空气林珊珊_Sunny:
谁同意我剪这么短?快来站队,[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒]
[Who agree with me to cut so short? Come on, little [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking]]
工作事宜发邮箱:supermanjbc@韩塞的马达加斯加:
面对食物链最顶端的人类,小动物又能怎么样呢?古牧牧小花在药浴过后的第二天同事陪伴它进行了手术,看到子宫的照片后同事哭了,之前一直流血以为是月经,做了两次b超都不是很正常,直到手术打开肚子才看清了病情有多严重。黑心犬舍的繁育犬从懂事起就开始生育,不停的吃催情药,发情,怀孕,生产,它
[In the face of the top of the food chain is the most human, animals can again? The second day of the Old English sheepdog herding floret after medicated bath colleagues accompany it underwent surgery, after seeing the photos of the uterus colleagues cry, always thought is menstruation, bleeding before two ultrasound is not very normal, until open abdomen surgery to see how serious the disease. Dirty kennel breeding dogs, beginning from the sensible fertility, ate aphrodisiacs, estrus, pregnancy, production, and it]
我是小马达,中国电影史上最受关注的狗。称谓:人间小mini,爸爸是韩寒,姐姐是韩小野,情敌是金毛。爱上吐槽的特长生:
卧槽,还有这种操作!!简直就是梦想中的生活啊[笑cry] #搞笑红人周# tRSzQKL
[Oh my god, and the operation!!!!! It is just a dream life [laugh cry] # # tRSzQKL funny red weeks]
(CP:@范冰冰)爱好:经常在街头强行扶摔倒马路的老奶奶!蔡少芬:
DNA..........
[DNA为]
美女芬 -- 經理人公司 凱藝國際 -- 陳若蘭小姐 (電話 - ) -- 國內聯絡王斌先生(電話:)電子郵箱:saent@netvigator回忆专用小马甲:
十一区的这个笔感觉好棒啊,想要重新拿起画笔了,喜欢[心]
[Area of the pen feels wonderful ah, want to pick up the brush, like [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》ALU_U:
公司小姑娘看了這期圖片很興奮的說:老闆! 我覺得你好適合拍這種流氓風格的照片[憧憬]
我:......[費解][費解][費解]
怪不得從小到大都是女生喜歡我多一點[攤手]
來[來]挑位bb體驗這款「👩🏻🚒sports chic pants」
[Company the girl saw this picture very excited said the boss! I think you are suitable to take a picture of this rogue style [hope] < br > I... [费解][费解][费解]
怪不得从小到大都是女生喜欢我多一点[摊手]
来[来]挑位bb体验这款「👩🏻🚒sports chic pants」 ]
alu.taobao 联系邮箱:alustudio@qq追风少年刘全有:
牛逼牛逼,服气服气[作揖][作揖]
[Cow cow force, beside the convinced [bowing] [bowing]]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。我是西蒙周:
【奖励太轻!这人可是拿命在搏啊!】月日,中国石化销售公司印发通报对四川省宜宾市三里半加油站成功处置恶性突发事件进行表彰,奖励参与灭火行动的名加油员现金.万元。
tRSgUUo
[【 reward too light. But this mans life in cardiac!] Month, issued by the China petrochemical sales company bulletin of yibin city of sichuan province three mile and a half successful treatment of malignant emergency gas station to commend, award in action in the name of the operator in cash. Ten thousand yuan. < br > tRSgUUo]
美国驻华大使馆:
祝贺中国批准两种人乳头瘤病毒(HPV)疫苗!HPV疫苗是预防包括宫颈癌在内的多种癌症的最佳方法。今天就去接种第一针吧!
[Congratulations on Chinese approval for two types of human papilloma virus (HPV) vaccine. HPV vaccine is the best way to prevent a variety of cancers, including cervical cancer. Today will go to the first vaccination needle!!!! ]
本帐号的使用条款可在以下链接找到:tRHRrV 有时候,我们的内容会将关注者定向到非美国政府网站,此处包含的链接仅供参考,不一定代表美国政府或美国国务院的观点或背书。本微博由美国使馆新闻文化处维护。我们的主要目标是促进关于美国文化、社会以及使馆项目的对话。请访问我们的网站以了解更多签证、教育等方面的信息。大神说:
「有哪些令人浑身发抖的故事?」
[What are the stories that trembled? ]
所发内容均已获得作者授权冷笑话精选:
超暖短片《爱的标签》!小男孩在包装纸上找来各种文字向自己喜欢的女孩告白,快被这个小男孩甜哭了[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRSzYCFz
[Warm ultra short film label of love! The boy on the wrapping paper to various written confession to the girl he likes, soon be this sweet little boy cried tRSzYCFz [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!央视新闻:
#微镜头#【高考临近 另类减压新方法get√】#毕业季到了#,贵州省余庆中学高三学生们以草地为画板,三三两两摆出新颖图形,利用航拍技术拍摄出一组别出心裁的毕业照。看看这组照片,你是否还记得那年高考前的自己?创意毕业照,轻松迎高考,为考生们加油!tRSOjp
[Micro lens # # new method get near the university entrance exam alternative relief) 】 【 # # graduation season arrived, guizhou yuqing senior middle school students in the grass, for drawing board, the novel graphics, using the technology of aerial shooting out of a set of unique graduation. Look at these photos, do you still remember that year the university entrance exam before yourself? Creative graduation, easy to meet the university entrance exam, as students come on! tRSOjp]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。Pony__朴惠敏:
#眼妆合集# 清纯眼妆VS烟熏眼妆,方便你切换到周末happy模式[doge]
tRSzRIR
[# # eye makeup collection of pure eye makeup VS sootiness makeup, you can switch to the weekend happy mode [doge] < br > tRSzRIR]
唯一美妆品牌:PONYTIMES
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