内涵搞笑：
起初我以为很NB，结果我笑成了SB。。。哈哈哈哈看一次笑一次！[哈哈]
[At first I thought is very NB, result I smile became a SB... Ha ha ha ha the smile once again! [ha ha]]
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杨洋icon：很开心来到戛纳，和@晓雪 姐一起支持#跃动她影#支持女性在电影行业的发展
[Very happy to be in cannes, and supporting living her shadow # # @ her elder sister to support the development of women in the film industry]
工作请联系经理人贾士凯：jiashikay@foxmail 仅限工作，感恩～
林宥嘉YogaLin：从年人的杭州《神游》，唱到今天人连续两天的《最好瑜珈》。中间努力了六年，不算快，这样的纪录不算惊人。但是，天知道我有多感激陪我一点一滴累积坚持到现在的每一位听众。我从来不是一炮而红、或一鸣惊人，就算是以前比赛，也是一次一次被老师前辈相信我对音乐的诚恳才成为了歌手。有时
[From years of hangzhou fugue, sing to this day the best yoga for two days. Intermediate efforts for six years, not fast, this record is not surprising. But, god knows how much I appreciate every little bit accumulation with me until now every audience. I was never a gun and red, or a blockbuster, even before the game, is also a a predecessors believe my sincerity of music by the teacher to become a singer. sometimes]
人称禁慾系歌手。禁慾系男子代表：胡歌、霍建华⋯
米兰新闻：欧战我们回来了！！！！
[European wars we are back!!!!!!!!!! ]
小时滚动播报AC米兰最新动态、发布关于米兰最有趣的内容。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：sports@vip.sina
人民日报：【#你好，明天#】电影《摔跤吧！爸爸》从低排片到高票房，同时赚取了口碑和市场。增肥斤又减回、为分钟摔跤戏苦练个月，这是很多演员觉得天方夜谭的事，却彰示了好演员的自我修养。观众是演员的镜子，你用心，我就真心，你卖力，我自然买单。期待这种艺术的良性互动，不再是中国市场的稀缺品。
[【 # # hello, tomorrow 】 the film wrestling! Dad from lower row piece to high box office, earning the reputation and market at the same time. Fattening jin and cut back, for minutes wrestling play hard months, this is a lot of actors think a fable, but akira and shown good actor of self-improvement. Is the mirror of the actors, the audience you attentively, I sincerely, you worked hard, I pay for it. Looking forward to the positive interaction of the art, is no longer the market scarce in China. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：上礼拜晒你妈，
这个礼拜晒你对象，
六一晒你小时候，
下个月晒你爸。[笑cry]
[The sun your mother last week. < br > object, and this week the sun you < br > children sun when you were small, < br > drying your daddy next month. [laughing cry]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
回忆专用小马甲：人的意志力能有多薄弱呢？我最近在戒臭豆腐，并且没有成功。。。
[How weak willpower can? I recently quit the stinky tofu, and there is no success... ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
露齿极品笑：王者荣耀团战的最高境界就是送你一个惊喜套路，绝壁厉害，哈哈哈心疼鲁班一秒钟[允悲] tRaIozet
[King glory regiment war is the highest realm of give you a surprise, a precipice, ha ha ha love ruban [allow sad] tRaIozet a second]
每日分享全球欢乐，让你天天露齿极品笑！投稿 推广合作Q
大象ROV：飞盘。
[A frisbee. ]
一颗永远敢于撞向石头的蛋。
DIY设计我的家：【个衣柜设计方案】衣服再多也要整齐有序！
[Clothes closet space design 】 【 should also be more orderly. ]
创意成就生活，一起DIY，打造属于我们独一无二的美好家居，欢迎关注！可私信投稿哦~
崔永元：在俄罗斯，我们的播种开始了！
[In Russia, our plant has begun! ]
江疏影：#花少影像账本##花儿与少年# No.的记忆 终于等到你，花少团聚齐，旅程千万里，不能没有你！@陳柏霖
[# spend less image books # # # the flowers and young No. Memories finally wait until you, spend less reunion qi, the journey of thousand miles, cant do without you! @ Chen]
工作联系：翟女士emilysia@
下厨房：【想喝喜茶却懒得排队？有办法！】很想尝喜茶的味道？但不想排队？那就自己做啊！以下是擅长做奶茶的厨友们，自己研发的“喜茶菜谱”。不能保证完全复刻喜茶口味，但味道同样一级棒！做一杯私人订制的喜茶，送给你爱的人吧～ tRarUCiA
[【 think like tea, but dont line up? Is there a way to! Really want to taste like the taste of tea? But dont want to line up? Then make your own! Below is adroit at making milk tea in the kitchen the friends, their research and development of xi tea menu. Cant guarantee completely and name xi tea taste, but also excellent taste! Do a personal customized like tea, to the person you love ~ tRarUCiA]
xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网，吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱，最文艺的美食APP！唯有美食与爱不可辜负。
娱乐扒掌柜：应采儿一看就是被陈小春，宠出来的自信吧，艾特对象学习一下。[心]
[Ying CAI er, a see be by Jordan chan, pet out of self-confidence, learn @ object. [heart]]
潜伏娱乐圈的小公主!
糗事大百科：说自己生日是几月几号吧！遇上同天的聊一下呗[可爱]
[Say your birthday is the date! In same day chat bai [lovely]]
瞅你咋地！
最神奇的视频：就是这么自信！[哈哈] tRarUH
[Is so confident! (ha ha) tRarUH]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
CCTV5：尤文图斯豪取意甲六连冠，前无古人，创造历史！恭喜！！[拳头][拳头][拳头]
[Serie a win and Juventus the unprecedented, make history! Congratulations!!!!! [fist] [fist] [fist]]
“CCTV”微博是中央电视台体育频道的官方微博。在这里，您将能获得及时的综合体育资讯，新鲜多样的赛事即时图文、视频报道，CCTV重点栏目重要节目的播出安排预告，以及播后精彩回放，等等……此外，我们也致力于成为热爱体育的您和CCTV沟通的桥梁、纽带。CCTV的观点和声音会从这里发布，您的意见和建议也会这里得到反馈！CCTV官微，期待成为您体育生活的好伙伴！
天天美食推荐：土豆吃法大全集合，土豆控们速度get√
[How to eat books collection, potatoes lovers get speed)]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
思想聚焦：你读过的书，终将化为你的气质和修养
[Have you read the book, will become your temperament and accomplishment]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
人民网：即将上映的电影，你最期待哪部？
[The upcoming movie, which department are you most looking forward to? ]
报道全球 传播中国
环球时报：【后mp必备系列】你们的童年里有这些歌吗？满满的回忆一不小心就暴露了年龄[心] 扎心了！老铁。（最神奇的视频）tRaByQkj
[【 after mp series necessary 】 these songs are there in your childhood? Full of memories a carelessly revealed age [heart] the heart! brother The most magical video tRaByQkj]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
Happy张江：哇哦，小哥厉害了哦！！两个超神歌手首串烧#翻唱#[赞]tRaBNZQQ
[Wow, the little brother much oh!!!!! Two super singer god first # # cover [who] tRaBNZQQ spun]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
季箐：“你不在的时候我说过很多狠话，比如说你要是再来找我我一定不理你，让你给我道歉，可是这样也没有用，如果你真的来了，只要你笑一笑，我就会给你拥抱，心甘情愿给你拥抱，即使最后你没有来。”
[While you were away I said a lot of malicious words, for example, if you come to me I will talk to you again, let you give me an apology, but also was not used, so if you really come, as long as you smile, I will give you a hug, is willing to give you a hug, even if you dont have come at last. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
玩转instagram：爱就是我一饿 你就带我去吃好吃的。💁🏻 🍅🌯🍕🥘🍱🍧
[Love is to me a hungry You take me to eat delicious. 💁🏻 🍅🌯🍕🥘🍱🍧 ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
我和宠物的日常：你们有没试过，躺在床上，本来想点去洗澡的，结果躺到点了，还没去🙋
[你们有没试过，躺在床上，本来想点去洗澡的，结果躺到点了，还没去🙋 ]
萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿， 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc
画片集：年前的中国风格古董地毯。
[Years ago, Chinese style antique carpet. ]
微信公众号：huapianji 深圳摄影群
一起神回复：可以说是世界上最恶心的事情了[摊手]
[Arguably the most disgusting thing in the world [stand hand]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
北美吐槽君：“跟我在一起的时候他总是怕自己被绿，现在发和别人OOXX的视频给我，说让我尝尝这个滋味”
[With me together of the time he was always afraid that they were green, now send me video of other peoples sex, said let me taste the taste]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
健身氧吧：#王者荣耀的最高境界#王者荣耀十人赛跑，卧槽，全都是神经病啊[笑cry]这么多人，我就服亚瑟，装甲那么厚还能跑那么快！[doge]tRJLjEzQ
[# # the highest state of the glory of the king of Kings glory ten people race, oh my god, is all mental derangement smile cry so many people, Ill take Arthur, so thick armor can run so fast! [doge] tRJLjEzQ]
运动健身分享，对懒惰说no，动起来吧！【推广合作请联系QQ】
刘若英：金華站，從接機，禮物,到一箱簽名，慈善證書，還有看不出來的排字。好啦，我是偶像歌手。以後扶著我走啊～
[Jinhua station, from pick up to present, and to have a box to charity certificate, look not to come out and typesetting. Well, Im idol singer. Hold the I go ~]
親愛的路人
当时我就震惊了：硬聊是一种怎样的体验？
[Hard to chat is a kind of what kind of experience? ]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
我的前任是极品：#前任电台#我相信，过去的这个周末，许多朋友都心情复杂。
那么，用四个字来形容一下你这个周末吧[doge]
我先来：瘫痪在床[摊手]
[Former radio # #, I believe, this past weekend, many friends have mixed feelings. < br > then, use four words to describe this weekend you [doge] < br > I come first [stand hand] paralyzed in bed]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
小熊三贱客：王者荣耀的最高境界
其实我不喜欢玩王者
只是因为你喜欢玩
而我喜欢你
后来我发现王者比你有趣多了
你算什么东西[doge]
[The highest state of king glory < br > in fact, I dont like to play king < br > just because you like to play with the < br > and < br > I like you then I found the king are much more interesting than you < br > you what things [doge]]
请叫我们小可爱 欢迎投稿恋爱小段落
湖南卫视芒果捞：#花儿与少年# 江疏影和井柏然聊天时聊到了 “加油好男儿”BOBO组合（井柏然 付辛博），张若昀还提到了“倾城四少”（付辛博 李易峰 乔任梁 井柏然）… tRaryBky
[# # the flowers and young jiang thin film and jingboran chat chat in the my hero BOBO combination (jingboran xinbo fu), Zhang Reyun also mentions the city of inter-province shifts (xinbo fu Li yi feng Kimi jingboran)... tRaryBky]
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