实力五杀[允悲]
[Power five kill [allow sad]]
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MIUI：#小米max#超耐久直播第二季来了！mAh充电宝级大电量，究竟能待机多久？围观B站直播，电量坚持多久就直播多久！啥也不说了，反正去年天直播送了上千台手机。今年也已经开始了→→tRShGehb
[# millet max# super durable live in the second quarter is coming! MAh charging treasure big power, can how long standby? Onlookers stand B live, how long they live long! What also dont say, anyway last day live, sent thousands of mobile phones. This year has already begun - > - > tRShGehb, too]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
青年时报：《夜杭州•夜生活•夜美丽，杭州夜十景发布！》华灯初上，杭城的景色按下切换键，从白日进入夜晚，夜色中的杭州，又是另一番景致。月日晚，“杭州夜十景”发布会在夜色中的西子湖畔举行，代表杭州的夜十景出炉！快来看一看有没有你心中的那一隅。tRSZvQS
[The night hangzhou, night, night is beautiful, hangzhou night released ten views! The lights on, hangzhou scenery, press the switch button, from day into night, the night in hangzhou, is another scene. On Tuesday night, hangzhou night ten scene conference held in the night of west lake, on behalf of hangzhou night ten views! Fast did take a look at the corner of your heart. tRSZvQS]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
新浪News：【死命拽住跳楼女 民警因体力透支哭了[泪]】扬州一老太因家里闹矛盾，要从楼跳下，被前来营救的民警死死抓住双手，悬在半空。但由于僵持太久，民警体力严重透支，快要坚持不住的时候，民警着急得大声哭喊起来，直到更多民警赶到将老太拉回。这场面真是暖得要给赞了↓↓tRSZvpQ
[【 siming grabbed jumped to his daughters Police because of the physical strength overdraft cry [tears]] yangzhou a woman make antinomy, for home to jumping from building, to come to the rescue of polices desperately grasped with both hands, hanging in the air. But as a result of the stand-off for too long, civilian police physical strength overdraft seriously, is going to hold, policeman cried hurry, until more to get wife will be back to the police. This scene is really warm to give praise left left tRSZvpQ down]
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猫扑：如果男女性别转换的话。。。[笑cry]
“如果不想给我看，干嘛把那活儿摆得那么明显？”tRSPNNV
[If men and women sex change... [laughing cry] < br > if you dont want to show me, why the pendulum is so obvious that job? tRSPNNV]
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巴曙松：我分享了 @澎湃新闻 的头条文章 tRSnex
[I Shared the @ surge tRSnex headlines articles]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
汽车之家：#家家评测# #家家车生活# 有颜值有配置，款宝骏微试车。tRSzkywT
[# every evaluation # # # every car life appearance level configuration, baojun micro test. tRSzkywT]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#汽车广告#保时捷的广告很走心！也顺便展现了一下自己的历史和文化内涵！不错的广告！tRaHXgXu
[The automobile advertisement # # porsche ads go heart! Also showed their historical and cultural connotation, by the way! Good advertising! tRaHXgXu]
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小野妹子学吐槽：时常想象自己老去的样子，看完这个#春天心故事#，突然醒悟老去的只是年纪，而不是爱情，但愿三十年后也有人陪我去迪士尼把恩爱秀出最高境界。 tRSzjDuX
[Often imagine your old appearance, after seeing the # # spring, as the story, wake up just old age, rather than love, I hope after years someone accompany me to the Disney also love show the highest realm. tRSzjDuX]
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冷笑话精选：#吐槽团#江湖医生在医闹环境下的生存之道！这年头医生不仅要有医术，竟然还得会这些操作。。。
tRSzrkl
[# # teasing group the quacks ring in the medical environment of survival! This year the doctor must have the skill, not only could have these operations... < br > < br > tRSzrkl]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
知乎：#机构帐号在知乎# 「暴雪的游戏里总是不缺乏充满人情味的真实故事。近日，一位 岁的男孩在全国魔兽世界玩家的帮助下，找到了他的已逝父亲的帐号。看到故事结果的 WoWer 纷纷跟帖祝福：『愿风指引你的道路』、『愿圣光照亮你前行』。」@游研社 在知乎发布文章：tRSzDqsA
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[# # agency account in zhihu blizzards game is always does not lack the true story of the milk of human kindness. Recently, a boy in the world of warcraft players, with the help of finding his dead fathers account number. See story results WoWer all postings blessing may the wind guide your way , may the holy light to illuminate you go on. @ our swim In article zhihu tRSzDqsA < br > < br > click on our swim]
发现更大的世界
新浪News：【外国人称吃香菜相当于啃肥皂 网友试试鱼腥草[doge]】很多老外觉得，香菜吃起来的味道就跟啃肥皂没什么区别，还有人说香菜有一股塑胶垃圾的味道…总之美食+香菜=狗带[二哈]还有专家表示，不喜欢吃香菜其实与人的基因有关↓↓，这些明星也对香菜“过敏”↓↓有你家爱豆吗？tRSzegh
[【 foreign person eat caraway is equivalent to chew soap Net friend try h. cordata doge 】 many foreigners think, coriander taste like eating the soap makes no difference, some said parsley has the flavour of the plastic garbage... Anyhow food + parsley = dog , and experts say, dont like to eat caraway actually associated with human genes left left, these stars are with parsley allergy left left your love beans? tRSzegh]
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猫扑：回复@苏子叶包肉也可能是因为你爱吃狗粮🐶[喵喵]@苏子叶包肉所以……所以我眼睛小因为我能吃？！[喵喵][摊手]
[回复@苏子叶包肉也可能是因为你爱吃狗粮🐶[喵喵]@苏子叶包肉所以…… So my eyes are small because I can eat? ! [meow meow] [stand hand]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：你们老公太帅了@阳光给给：亚麻！！！！
[Your husband is so handsome @ sunlight to linen!!!!!!!!!!]
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但斌：@短笛牧童信口吹：说得好！当自鉴！
[@ piccolo boy loose blow well said! When the guide!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@--行缘识--：自由必须是有边界的，一直相信“不能因为你的自由而让别人不自由”就是正确的自由的边界，一旦超越这个边界，就不是自由了，而是乱球整！
[@ - line edge knowledge freedom must be a border, have always believed does not let others because you free not free is the right border of freedom, once beyond the border, is not free, but the mess the whole ball!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@风是上帝的呼吸：其实领袖才是一等一的人物，除了发现人才，发现这些主意里唯一正确的建议，还有一条的是能顶住结果不明时的压力。感觉这个能力更难
[@ the wind is the breath of god actually leader is just a person, in addition to find talent, found that the the only one in my mind with the right advice, and a is the pressure when you can resist the result is unknown. It is harder to feel this ability]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@短笛牧童信口吹：不“优柔寡断、患得患失、缺乏远见、缺乏担当……，”是构成“胆”的关键，看出机会就是所谓的“识”了！决断，必须需胆识，缺一不可！
[@ piccolo boy loose blow not indecisive, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, lack of foresight, the lack of bear... is the key to form bravery, see that opportunity is the so-called knowledge! Determination, must need courage, be short of one cannot.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@流云寂寞无言：处事公正，用人贤明，有见识的人就会自动投靠的，这叫“归心”
[@ cloud lonely silence play fair, employing a wise, knowledgeable people will automatically take refuge in, this is called reduction]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@ipo观察话语权发大，影响面就广。这句话果然放在哪里都一样啊
[@ ipo observation voice big, wide influence. This sentence really where are all the same]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@投资观察-郁佳有典故，韩笑救权[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]@止损之剑价值投机韩叫兽算公知吗？[挖鼻]@马喆-mazhe韩教授高兴了。 @止损之剑价值投机太少了，差评。[挖鼻]
[@ investment observation - YuJia allusions, hs right to save [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ stop loss value of the sword of speculative Korea call beast be known? [one nose] @ 马喆 - mazhe professor han happy. @ stop loss value of the sword of speculation is too little, bad review. [one nose]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@新浪证券【一周暴涨%,挪威基金狂买恒大亿股，最透彻恒大投资逻辑在此！】恒大本周暴涨%，若以本月低点.元计， 恒大在“五穷”月暴涨.%。就问香港主板的股票宝宝们服不服。连续的六日破顶，我的天，对的是六天。大涨的同时，恒大有着怎样的曾经？又有怎样的投资逻辑？这篇文章带你透彻
[% @ sina securities [week soared, Norways fund buy Evergrande billion shares, the most thorough Evergrande investment logic in this! Evergrande jumped % this week, if the low this month. Yuan, Evergrande spikes in the five poor month. %. They asked the Hong Kong main board stock babies. The continuous broken roof, my god, is for six days. What has jumped at the same time, Evergrande once? What investment logic? This article take you thoroughly]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪News：【岁女生见男孩子就咽口水 医生这是病得治[doge]】岁少女小涵性格比较内向，她有个小秘密，就是暗恋自己的老师。不知是否表现得太明显，近一个月同学们开始议论她，小涵也越来越内向不愿说话，后来演变为一看到男同学就会不由自主地咽口水...直到医生告诉她是得了这种病↓↓tRSzdjw
[The girl see boys aged swallow saliva Doctor is this ill cure [doge]] her small culvert more introverted personality, she has a little secret, is has a crush on his teacher. I dont know whether to act too obvious, nearly a month the students began to talk about her, small culvert is becoming more and more introverted dont want to talk, later evolved into the sight of the male students will involuntarily swallow saliva... Until the doctor told her was left left tRSzdjw get it]
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冷笑话精选：我是不在意@木与远方：这有什么不可以？？？
[I am not care @ wooden and distant this have what cant???]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：#分钟 好好吃饭# 在忙碌的都市生活中，大多数人将吃饭放在了次要位置。但你知道吗？吃饱只能满足生存所需的能量，而吃好则能让你生活舒适惬意，成为更好的自己。花分钟好好吃饭，这就是@SUNVALLEY太阳谷 的精致生活哲学。
[Eat well # # minutes in the busy city life, most people will have a meal on the backburner. But you know what? Eat only needed for the survival of energy, while eating well can make you comfortable life, a better myself. Take minutes to eat well, this is @ SUNVALLEY sun valley delicate life philosophy. ]
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猫扑：【情侣吸毒太兴奋，她打电话把男友举报了[允悲]】近日，@芜湖弋江警方 接到一起举报自己男友吸毒的电话，到达现场后民警将吸毒男子控制，这时一旁异常兴奋的女友引起了警方的注意。结果......两人尿检均为阳性。原来，两人表白后，相约一起吸毒，吸毒后异常兴奋的女友拨打了......
[【 couple drugs too excited, she called to boyfriend report [allow sad]] recently, @ wuhu Yi jiang police received a call to report their boyfriend drugs together, arrived at the scene after the police man in drug control, when one side very excited girlfriend has attracted the attention of the police. The results... Two people are all positive urine test. Originally, after two people I love, drugs together, very excited after drug girlfriend called... ]
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顶尖设计：最好的状态，是坚持自己的梦想。jewelry from @MINI_Alyssa
[The best state, is holding on to your dream. Jewelry from @ MINI_Alyssa]
职业搬砖，业余设计。公众号：dingjiansheji
李开复：人工智能小开来啦！但是别怕，你愿意和他做朋友吗？
[Artificial intelligence, small open to! But dont be afraid, you are willing to make friends with him?]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
但斌：@股道热肠也在垃圾资产上加杠杆，就是喝了农药跳楼，嫌死得慢！
[@ good Joe fields is also on the junk assets and leverage, is drank pesticide jump, too dead slowly!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也回复@集语贤多么痛彻心扉的历史啊！
[@ reply good Joe fields is also @ how heart-wrenching history set language xian!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[威武]@股道热肠也回复@轻轻的我饿了今天晚上，我会说说最新买入两只股票的逻辑。@轻轻的我饿了恭喜，股总也给粉丝搞点福利？[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[[power] @ good Joe fields is also reply @ gently Im hungry tonight, I will talk about the latest buying shares of logic. Stock @ gently Im hungry congratulations, total also give fans to get some benefits? [doraemon surprised]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@大汉之鹰[允悲]@人畜无害小豌豆无神论盐快出来！[哈哈]@乖乖小猫咪儿看某些宗教食品财源滚滚佛教也眼红啦[笑cry]@神的嘆息明天来个终南道盐，后天来个梵蒂冈基督盐[坏笑]
[@ the big fellow eagle [allow sad] @ harmless little pea atheism salt out quickly! ha ha @ darling kittens son see certain religious food bonanza Buddhism also envy [laugh cry] @ the sighs of god tomorrow for a novel way of salt, the day after tomorrow to the Vatican salt Christ [laugh]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪News：【王鸥谈找男友标准能领导自己 渴望被呵护】近日王鸥在节目中自曝婚恋状态↓↓，直言“已忘了恋爱的滋味”；谈到恋爱中的状态，她又称自己内心是个“傻白甜”，与她平日里塑造的形象截然不同；谈到择友标准，王鸥点出这样一个细节↓↓，原来这样的男人才是她的菜...[思考]tRSzcIn
[【 Wang Ou talk about looking for a boyfriend standard can lead their desire to be care 】 Wang Ou recently revealed on marriage status, left, left, down the truth have forgotten the taste of love; The state of when it comes to love, she says his heart is a dumb white sweet , and she who shaping the image of a very different; When it comes to friends standard, Wang Ou points out that such a detail left left, the original such a man is her food... [thinking] tRSzcIn]
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新浪汽车：#汽车电影院#美女开车捡手机竟翻下悬崖，这安全带我给分tRShlF
[# # drive-ins beauty to drive a car to pick up phone turned off a cliff, the safety belt tRShlF I give points]
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最快速的新车报道；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#龙珠传奇# “欢喜夫妇”剧中撒狗粮，剧外也不忘秀恩爱！你听说过“咸龙爪”这么别具一格的名词吗？来，让易欢老大@杨紫 告诉你，看龙小弟@秦俊杰 怎么个“咸龙爪”[污] [污] #酷剧场# [污]tRSzurY
[# # dragon legend happy couples the dog food, also do not forget to show conjugal love play outside! Have you ever heard of salty African so unique noun? Come, let Yi Huan eldest brother @ Andy told you, see how kamo @ qin a salty African [pollution] [pollution] # # [pollution] tRSzurY cool theater]
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