每日笑话百科：
三人行，必有我师，两猫中，必有一神精病。。[笑cry]
[Company, thus, two cats, there will be a nervous disease. [laughing cry]]
每日搜寻全球各个角落的笑话、趣事，锁定笑话频道，多一点惊喜与感动！本博所有内容均来自网络或网友 合作请私信！合作QQ
鄧萃雯：就这样安静而温暖地，过了一个悠闲的下午。
[So quiet and warm, had a leisurely afternoon. ]
基督徒，演員，正能量的快樂單身女子。 工作聯繫：手工藝創作有限公司 常先生 電郵：chowsheunglui@foxmail *非誠勿擾*
北美吐槽君：“明明喜欢大胸女，但我总被人当成gay”
[Clearly like big chest woman, but I always being as gay]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
我的电影图解：社交网络讽喻短片《虚假的你》，这部带有讽刺意味的短片，就把那种愈发虚假的网络社交状态赤裸裸地展现了出来！[思考] tRagWfhn
[The allegorical short film false you social network, this short film with irony, sent the social status of the increasingly false naked out of the show! [thinking] tRagWfhn]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
DIY设计家居菌：盘点不可错过的宜家好物，给自己的生活搭配一下~[兔子]
[Ikea inventory must not miss a good thing, the match to his own life ~ [rabbit]]
家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)
人民网：年纸婚；年棉婚；年皮革婚；年花果婚；年木婚；年铁婚；年铜婚；年陶婚；年柳婚；年锡婚；年钢婚；年丝婚；年花边婚；年象牙婚；年水晶婚；年瓷婚；年银婚；年珍珠婚；年珊瑚婚；年红宝石婚；年蓝宝石婚；年金婚；年翠玉婚；年钻石婚；年白金婚。你知道吗？
[In the paper the wedding; In cotton marriage; In leather marriage; Year flowers and marriage; In marriage; Iron in marriage; Copper in marriage; In tao marriage; Years of marriage; Tin in marriage; In steel marriage; Wire in marriage; In lace wedding; In the ivory wedding; In crystal marriage; In China marriage; In silver wedding; In pearl wedding; Coral in marriage; Ruby in marriage; In sapphire engagement; In golden; Jade in marriage; In diamond wedding; White gold wedding. Do you know? ]
报道全球 传播中国
我一讲你就笑：一分钟学会倒车入库，简直碉堡了，建议留着冬天买扇子！！！ tRiietD
[A minute society back into the Treasury, bunkers, suggest keep the winter buy fan!!!!!! tRiietD]
笑有三大好处，减压，美容，长寿，喜欢请关注，合作联系QQ
一名baby：这个时间段听歌最好听
[This time listening to music best]
不要关注我你个死贱人
百科收集：最全的历史时间轴，九张图记住上百年的历史变迁，忽然发现文科好叼的样子！！！[赞]
[Most comprehensive historical timeline, nine picture remember hundreds of years of history, suddenly found that liberal arts good diao!!!!!! [who]]
生活百科，实用技能大全。推广合作qq或私信
做人做事语录：不善于表达的人真吃亏，付出多，用情深，却没人说你好。
[Not articulate people are cheated, pay more, with deep, no one says hello. ]
新浪热门微博-情感榜专家成员，精选做人做事语录、幽默、格言、感悟、名言、励志，关注我的微博，相信您一定会有收获，^_^！
这不是历史：多读几本好书，多交几个好友，多养成几个好习惯。二十来岁正是投资和储蓄的时候，要养足未来的资本。魅力的三十，不会从天而降，如果之前的年不够努力，那么过了岁，也不会有奇迹出现。—— 杨澜
[Read a good book, pay a few more friends, more than a few good habits. Twenty years old was the time that investment and savings, to raise sufficient capital for the future. Charm of thirty, doesnt happen by accident, if the previous years didnt work hard enough, so over the years, there will be no miracles. - Yang]
只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ：
一句疗心话：越长大越觉得，一辈子能遇上一个，你说上半句他能接下半句，还能把你宠上天的人，有多难。
[More grow up more feel that had met a lifetime, you said half sentence he can take half sentence, also can bring your pet to heaven, how hard it is. ]
受了伤，就关注下@一句疗心话 让你的心灵不寂寞。（合作请私信）
快兰斯24小时财经直播：实时播报：★★美国白宫：周二国会听证会显示，不存在俄罗斯和特朗普竞选团队共谋的证据；听证会也表明，总统特朗普从未泄露情报来源。
[Real-time broadcast painted painted the White House on Tuesday, according to a congressional hearing there is no trump campaign Russia and common evidence; Hearing also indicated that the President had never trump leaked intelligence sources. ]
快兰斯小时财经直播平台
一句话囧言囧语：不要那么敏感，也不要那么心软，太敏感和太心软的人，肯定过得不快乐，别人随便的一句话，你都要胡思乱想一整天 。敏感和心软都因为太在乎别人，活不出自我，可世上偏偏没那么多的将心比心，你的好往往会惯出得寸进尺的贱人，太过考虑别人的感受，注定自己不好受。
[Dont be so sensitive, dont be so softhearted, he who is too sensitive and too softhearted certainly had not happiness, others casually in a word, you are thinking all day. Sensitive and softhearted because too care about others, live out the self, but why in the world didnt so much care, your good will often be used out of the wedge bitch, too much to consider other peoples feelings, destined to own. ]
【✚加关注】❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 ｡◕‿◕｡ 欢迎原创投稿
微天下：【“虽然我没有家，但不代表我没有心” 游民加入救援行列】#英国曼彻斯特爆炸# 两位在爆炸当时冲向现场救人的游民被网友封为“英雄”。Stephen Jones在接受记者访问时表示，爆炸发生当时他正在场边睡觉，随后看到很多“满身是血”的孩子跑出来，“边跑边哭，手臂上还有许多钉子。”他下意识地冲去帮忙
[【 , although I have no family, doesnt mean I dont have a heart homeless people join the rescue 】 # # two Manchester explosion at the scene of the explosion was rushed to help the homeless by netizens as hero . Stephen Jones, in an interview with reporters said that when he was sleeping on the explosion, then see a lot of covered in blood children ran out, cried as he ran, the arm has a lot of nails. Unconsciously, he rushed to help]
全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina
365恐怖鬼故事：推荐伪纪录宗教恐怖片《失魂记忆》电影讲述狄波拉·洛根患上罕见的阿尔兹海默症，女儿精心的照料着她。当病情加重，记忆退化，洛根行为开始变得疯狂古怪，一系列毛骨悚然的事件在这个家里上演，一种不可言说的恐惧包围着这个家庭。
tRJZQW
[Recommended pseudo record religious horror movie the lost soul memory film, Debra Logan, suffering from a rare alzheimers disease, careful to take care of her daughter. When the illness is aggravating, memory deterioration, Logan behavior became crazy weird, a series of gruesome events in this family, a kind of unspeakable fear surrounded by the family. < br > tRJZQW]
内裤都笑松了：父女在婚礼上温馨慢舞，没想到突然画风大变！哈哈哈太有爱了[笑cry]#搞笑红人周#tRaDpjB
[Father and daughter sweet and slow dance at the wedding, have never thought suddenly painting style changed! Ha ha ha too have love [laugh cry] # # tRaDpjB funny red weeks]
专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ
写给前任的999封情书：“所有关系变淡的原因，一个不说，一个不问；或者一个问得尴尬，一个答得敷衍。”
[All relations becomes weak, a, a dont ask; or a asked embarrassing, a better answer to elaborate. ]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
MelodyBlur：Burberry大减价活动开始了tRakTllE ,不要光看风衣和包包,所有童装和儿童用品也在打折! tRakHhdq 当然还有男装围巾,可以买个父亲节礼物～～
[Started tRakTllE Burberry sale activity, dont just see dust coat and bag, all childrens wear and childrens products are on sale! TRakHhdq and, of course, mens wear scarf, can buy a gift for fathers day ~ ~]
双胞胎妈妈 美国小白领 东北女汉子 |Instagram 微信优酷Youtube MelodyBlur
sexy摄馆：没睡的又是我们这群好看的
[Didnt sleep is our this group of nice]
我怀念的是污话不说~
我们天生偏执狂：“该白眼就白眼，该甩脸就甩脸！又不是你家的抽水马桶，凭什么吃了屎还要装作很开心的样子。”
[The eyes stare, the jilt face face! Not your toilet bowl, with what to eat the shit to pretend that he is happy. ]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ
各国美食学起来YOU：世界顶级厨神戈登拉姆齐的煎牛排教程！米其林.三星大厨，学会了你也是大厨[喵喵][喵喵] tRqbQS
[The worlds top kitchen god Gordon ramsay Fried steak tutorial! Michelin. Samsung chef, learned you are chefmeow meow meow meow tRqbQS]
国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享
思想聚焦：别让你说话的方式暴露你的幼稚
[Dont let the way you say exposure your childish]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
加拿大FUN：#加拿大生活# 全加拿大最窄的街：位于Victoria的Fan Tan Alley。
[# # life Canadas narrow street located in Victoria Fan Tan Alley. ]
欢迎关注加拿大最好玩儿的微博。合作联系：weibovancouverfun@gmail
酒足饭饱勾二嫂：你觉得你爱他就跟他睡了
其实你连妓女都不如
妓女还有小费
他只留给你一堆还算可爱的小蝌蚪
[Do you think you love him as he went to sleep < br > but you are less than even the prostitute and tip < br > < br > prostitutes he only to you a bunch of cute little tadpoles]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：
暴牙三叔：泰国广告《大肚子》！不到最后猜不透系列，看着看着就跪了，这结局我给满分[笑cry] tRHKzy
[Thai advertising belly! Series of guessing until the end, we watch them on her knees, the end I give full mark [laugh cry] tRHKzy]
商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
桃桃淘电影：#戛纳电影节# 周年庆典红毯，来自官方推特
[# # cannes film festival, anniversary of the red carpet, from official twitter]
我的公共号：ttfilm。合作可联系邮箱@qq
卢本皇：四人火锅
[The four hot pot]
遥远时空中的干脆面
七英俊：人生艰难
[Life is difficult]
定期删po（转发隔日删）。我有一脑洞，可纳山与海。工作联系@qq
王武莫虫之：OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我拿到了日本东京电视台的实习!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!暑假可以去东京玩了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TBS还负责一切吃穿住行的费用!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the TV station in Tokyo, Japan internship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Summer vacation can go to Tokyo to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TBS is also responsible for all bank charges and live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
很坏。
囧糗大百科：哄孩子神器～[憧憬]只要一个小硬币，就能画出许多超可爱的卡通简笔画形象～[笑cry] tRagZh
[Put the kids artifact ~ [hope] as long as a small coin, can draw many cute cartoon ~ [laugh cry] tRagZh stick-figure image]
让我们一起往奇葩、逗逼、中二的方向前进！
那些心酸的爱情故事：你已经是个大人了，你不能再肆无忌惮的闹脾气，不能再把心里的情绪都摆在脸上，不能再蹉跎你的岁月，你得靠自己多赚一些钱，你得学会看场合说话，哭完了还要学会处理那些烦心事。你得承担起一个成年人应有的责任了。
[You are already a adult, you cant unscrupulous grouch, couldnt put emotions in heart in the face, cant waste your time, you have to earn some money by themselves, and you have to learn to see occasion to talk, cry when you learn to deal with those troubles. You have to take an adult responsibility. ]
感动你我，改变人心，精彩的、影响爱情观的感人爱情故事。一个故事，一份感动，感受真爱，请自备纸巾！【投稿邮箱：@qq。com】
搞笑图片会：巴菲特让马云捐出所有钱，看看马云是怎么回答的！这回答我给满分 tRaNjnbP
[Buffett show ma donated all the money, Mr Ma is how to answer! The answer I give full mark tRaNjnbP]
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【 Im playing table tennis with dad.
Stine Raastad is the best photographer. 】
【 我在与爸爸打网球. 🎾
Stine Raastad是当代最棒的摄影师. 📸️ 】
#tarjeiappreciationday# 🎂?
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【 Im playing table tennis with dad.
Stine Raastad is the best photographer. 】
【 我在与爸爸打网球. 🎾
Stine Raastad是当代最棒的摄影师. 📸️ 】
#tarjeiappreciationday# 🎂? ]
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