【亲手捏鼻！冯小刚新片发布“见面会”变“鉴面会”[哆啦A梦吃惊]】还记得冯小刚新作《芳华》的选角要求吗？今天，导演冯小刚携六位“冯女郎”现身“素颜鉴面”发布会：冯导不仅现场用湿巾给小花们擦脸，还亲手捏鼻鉴定没有整容↓↓是不是素颜美女一看便知晓↓↓tRagXAdA
[【 hand pinched nose! Feng xiaogang film released meeting change as A surface will be [doraemon surprised]] remember feng new youth casting requirement? Today, director feng xiaogang and six von girl in plain YanJian noodles conference feng not only the scene with a wet towel wipes his face on the flower, also hand pinched nose identification no cosmetic left is left without makeup beauty last known left left tRagXAdA]
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汽车之家：#海外谍照# 【两个动力版本 现代i N内饰谍照曝光】日前，有国外媒体曝光了一组现代i N的海外试驾谍照，我们也首次看到了这款车的内饰设计。这款车预计将提供两个性能版本，搭载两种不同调校的.T汽油发动机，未来的竞争对手将指向大众高尔夫GTI以及福克斯ST等性能车型。tRarknRm
[Overseas photos # # 【 two power version Modern I N interior spy exposure 】 recently, foreign media exposure of a set of modern I N the overseas test photos, we also see the interior design of this car for the first time. This car is expected to provide two versions performance, carrying two different set-up. T gasoline engine, the future competition will point to Volkswagen golf GTI and fox ST performance models. tRarknRm]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#详解转向不足与转向过度的区别，都来学习一下，能救命的技能[酷]tRadIUUZ
[Old driver class # # the distinction of understeer and oversteer, to learn and skills to help [cool] tRadIUUZ]
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小野妹子学吐槽：亚洲邪术，不得不服[作揖]
[Asian arts, can not defy [bowing]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#窦文涛圆桌派#垒起七星灶，铜壶煮三江，摆开八仙桌，招待十六方，来的都是客，全凭嘴一张！《圆桌派》第二季月日回归，观点碰撞，深度畅聊！相逢就要“撩聊了料”，距开播还有天！
[# # holding roundtable sent seven stars since base oven, cook what sanjiang, spread out the square table, to host the th party, have the guest, all by a mouth! Send round table in the second quarter, regression, collision, deep chat! Will liao chat meet expected, is apart from the air and day! ]
新浪News：【小伙沉迷“修仙” 误信吃铅能强身健体[费解]】浙江台州一小伙因头痛恶心去医院检查，拍了腹腔CT后医生发现他食用了大量的铅！原来该男子因身体瘦弱，看了不少修道炼丹的书。为让自己脱离“亚健康”，他便网购铅板，磨成粉服用...这一肚子“亮闪闪”也是够吓人了↓↓tRagIvf
[The guy got cultivate immortality mistakenly eat lead can strengthen physical health [difficult]] zhejiang taizhou go to a hospital checking a guy because of headache, nausea, took after abdominal CT doctors found he eat a lot of lead! Originally the man because of thin body, see a lot of order an alchemists book. To keep themselves from subhealth, he online lead plate, ground into a powder using... The full light is scary enough left left tRagIvf]
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小野妹子学吐槽：怎么会有这么尬又这么高能的广告，我的三观都碎了还觉得挺有道理！[doge]
[How can have so full and so energetic, I through shattered still feel pretty good point! [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：恭喜@图Tu丶v 名用户获得【机票券】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRagIVJn
[Congratulations to @ figure Tu, v user get [ticket vouchers]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRagIVJn]
冷笑话精选：很丧[摊手]@生米拯救世界：我都不喜欢我自己你为什么要喜欢我
[Very lost [stand hand] @ uncooked rice to save the world I dont like myself why you like me]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博位置：北京今晚的晚霞亮了[鼓掌] 赶紧点进来看下tRagcXCh tRWx
[Beijing this evening sunset lit [applause.] hurry come in to see tRagcXCh tRWx]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
小野妹子学吐槽：果然是战斗民族，拿熊熊当宠物[作揖]
[So he is fighting nation, take a bear as a pet [bowing]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@卢勇教授我们想漫游世界，看奇迹就在眼前；等待夕阳染红了天，肩并着肩许下心愿……[太阳][心]
[@ professor lu yong, we want to roam the world, see the miracle is at hand; Waiting for the sunset dyed red day, side by side make a wish... [the] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@海洋洋的时候：漂亮
[@ when ocean beautiful]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@张洲回复@切嗣好基友但你不敢动老丫挺的，不然他立即躺下，然后全车指责你。@切嗣好基友这种人 就是最可恶的老人 我操 算什么 了不起了你 都不会尊重人 想着自己老就牛x 最恨不尊重别人劳动成果的人 这里是他家吗 他来这里撒泼@张洲这种老逼KEI的死绝了中国就有救了
[@ cheung chau reply @ cut heir good gay friends but you cant move the old ya stand, he immediately lie down, and then the whole car accuse you. @ cut heir good gay friends this is the most hateful old man I fuck is something you dont respect people Thinking about the old cow x is the most hated people who do not respect others work achievement Is this his house He came here in search @ cheung chau this old force KEI die China is already saved]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛那个念农夫与蛇的川普呢？[嘻嘻]@韩广斌人生如戏，全凭演技[嘻嘻]
[@ old had pig that read the farmer and the snakes trump? (hee hee) @ Han Guangbin life is like a play, all by actinghee hee]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry]@卖酒郎：在美帝潜伏的日子里受苦了，都饿出马甲线了
[[laughing cry] @ MaiJiuLang suffering, in all the latent days were hungry ma jia line]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛换入的正是平安。[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]@_小_西_西_牛哥说说大平安呗
[@ old had pig in peace. [xi xi] [xi xi] @ _ _ _ _ west west cow elder brother say great peace]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@古牛仙庄孟振国：庆祝平安大涨！今天中午开了瓶汉酱！对于农村家庭的我来说这已经很奢侈了！平时喝王子的！只有在我父亲生日时为他买过一次飞天茅台，陪父亲喝过一次！
[@ ancient NiuXianZhuang Meng Zhenguo celebrate peace rally! At noon today opened a bottle of Chinese sauce! For me it is luxury of rural households! Drink at ordinary times the prince! Only for in my fathers birthday, he bought a flying maotai, accompany father to drink once!]
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新浪News：【每斤.元！现在的鸡蛋比年前还便宜[吃惊]】鸡蛋价格最近大幅下跌，甚至比年前还便宜。年至年鸡蛋价格暴涨，创下.元一斤的记录，大量投资蜂拥而来，导致如今鸡蛋供需失衡，更有养殖户为止损只能这样做↓↓所以说囤鸡蛋的同时也可以囤囤它们[并不简单]↓↓tRagccsx
[【 per kilogram. Yuan! Its eggs are cheaper than years ago [surprised]] egg prices fell sharply recently, even less than years ago. Year to year egg prices, record. Records of the yuan a catty, a lot of investment, flocking, imbalance between supply and demand in the peak now eggs, more farmers loss can only do so far left left so store eggs at the same time can also store up them isnt a simple [] left left tRagccsx]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#为什么驾校的教练都喜欢骂学员？[委屈][委屈]tRargij
[Why old driver class # # driving school coach scold students all like? [wrong] [injustice] tRargij]
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但斌：遵义飞
[Zunyi fly]
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南方都市报：【你可能不认识这位老人，但看完视频，你一定会为他点赞！】月日，暴雨突袭海南海口，在有井盖被暴雨冲走的路上，有人拍下这样的画面，一位老人不顾风雨站在积水中，手中拿着红色塑料袋……老人是在用自己的身体作为警示标志，提醒行人车辆避开危险。致敬！[赞]tRarQkk 对比那个在高铁
[You may not know the old man, but watching the video, you will be for his thumb up! Month, storm raids, hainan haikou, the manhole covers have been heavy rain washed away the road, someone took this picture, an old man regardless of wind and rain standing in water, holding the red plastic bags... The old man was using his own body as a warning sign, warn pedestrians avoid dangerous vehicles. Salute!!! [who] tRarQkk contrast that high in iron]
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冷笑话精选：签名界三大势力： 随心所欲大张伟，想签多长就多长古天乐，就是签不够强尼 [笑cry]
[Signature world three big powers follow ones inclinations kid, want to sign a long long Louis koo, is the sign is not Johnny [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：星云大师：愿大家都能时常思忆玄奘法师那因一念之慈悲，改变自己人生与世界的“重要的一步”，皆能法喜盈满。
[Nebula master wish everyone can often think yi xuan zang mage that in case of a read the compassion, to change his life and the world of important step, xi ying can method. ]
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但斌：转：瑞银集团的财富管理部门上周四发表最新调查显示，近八成香港百万富翁认为他们目前处于历史上最不可预测的时期，且受资讯膨胀之苦，情绪比事实更能影响公众的观点。
[Turn ubss wealth management unit according to a survey published on Thursday, nearly eighty percent of Hong Kong millionaire that they are now in the period of historys most unpredictable, and the expansion of information, emotions can affect the publics point of view more than facts. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【马云：想成功别盯李嘉诚和盖茨，要看老王和小李】我有些心得想分享给所有年轻人：.要乐观，不乐观的人是不可能创业的。年金融危机时，我跟很多同事讲，这是机会啊。危机一直存在并在更新，但我们解决问题的能力也在提升！.少抱怨。听到别人在抱怨，你要想机会就在抱怨中。很早的时候，很多人抱
[[ma dont stare li ka-shing and gates is a key to success, should see Lao wang and xiao li 】 I want to share some tips for all young people. To be optimistic, not optimistic people are impossible to entrepreneurship. Years during the financial crisis, many colleagues and I speak, this is a chance. Crisis has been in the update, but our ability to solve the problem in ascension, too! Less complain. To hear people complaining about, if you want to chance in the complaint. A very early age, many people hold]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：这才是章鱼小丸子啊。[摊手]
[This is the small octopus balls. [stand hand]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪新闻客户端：【杭州小伙走路打电话下半身起火：充电宝在裤兜炸了[衰]】走着走着，下半身突然着火了…小张躺在病床上，回忆起这次经历依然后怕不已。“当时就感觉充电宝越来越烫，突然‘嘣’的一声，火光就从裤兜里窜了出来！”看了这触目惊心的伤口↓↓切记充电宝不能这样用↓↓tRaggRX
[[hangzhou guy walk called lower body on fire charging treasure Fried in trouser [failure]] walking, lower body suddenly caught fire... Zhang lie on the bed, recall the experience still dying. Charging treasure then feel more and more hot, suddenly boom , flames dart out of the pockets! Saw this gruesome wound left left remember charging cant use left left tRaggRX treasure]
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汽车之家：#新车官图# 【别具一格 丰田凯美瑞海外将推性能套件】日前，丰田官方发布了全新凯美瑞将推出TRD和Modellista两款性能套件版本车型的官方图片。该车型基于日本版凯美瑞车型打造，在外观设计上更加运动。据悉，这两款车型将于年推出。tRarDiey
[# # new officer figure [having a unique style Toyota camry will push overseas performance suite 】 a few days ago, Toyota officials issued new camry will launch TRD and Modellista two performance suite version of official images. The model is based on Japanese version camry models, more movement in terms of exterior design. It is understood that the two models will be introduced in. tRarDiey]
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平安北京：May i help you,sir?
[先生,我能帮你吗?]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
冷笑话精选：码了也不会系列[二哈]@卡卡你是什么氏：别人随便画，线条那么好看😖，换了我这个手残党，怎么办[哈哈]
[码了也不会系列[二哈]@卡卡你是什么氏：别人随便画，线条那么好看😖，换了我这个手残党，怎么办[哈哈]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
MIUI：你觉得#小米max#多大电量够你用？
[How do you think # millet max# power is sufficient for you? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
但斌：@股道热肠也这个不客观，看看排队顺序就知道了，做恶意的推断不厚道！@韩志国这个数据我也没有核实。
[@ good Joe fields is also this is not an objective, look at order queue, inferences do malicious not honest! I dont have to verify @ zhi-guo han this data.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪News：【同志家长在相亲角给孩子“征婚” 竟遭保安驱逐】近日，在上海人民广场相亲角，一群妈妈在地上摆满彩虹伞，公开为自己的同性恋孩子“相亲”↓↓，却遭到身份不明的“安保人员”强制驱逐出公园。面对镜头，其中一位妈妈呼吁“不要带有色眼镜看人”↓↓你如何看？tRagGbGh
[【 gay parents in matchmaking corner marriage to the child should have security guards expelled 】 recently, matchmaking corner in Shanghai peoples square, on the ground with a group of mother rainbow umbrella, open blind date for their gay children left, left, down by unidentified security guards forced out of the park. In the face of the lens, one of the mother called for dont take colored glasses left left down how do you see? tRagGbGh]
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