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段子楼：
有些人，晚上不怎么玩游戏，又没看书做事，也没谈恋爱，还没人聊天，但却总是在熬夜。——NeEnerge
[Some people, dont play games in the evening, work didnt read a book, also didnt fall in love, no one to chat, but always stay up late. - NeEnerge]

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季箐：
可我还是愿意，愿意再等等你。
[But I still like, willing to wait for you to wait. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

方方：
这是北大一个博士所写万丈长文中的一段：“最后，我强烈建议公安检察部门，依据有关法律规定，以颠覆国家政权罪调查方方，与境外势力有着何种程度的勾结，与资本集团存在着何种利益共生关系。她领取三份高薪是否涉及职务犯罪，她的五套别墅是否构成巨额财产来源不明罪。对于这些问题一查到底，反腐败不
[This is written by Dr North a great long of a period finally, I strongly recommend that procuratorial departments of public security, according to relevant laws and regulations, with subversion to investigate all, has what degree of collusion with foreign powers, and the interests of the capital group there is what kind of symbiotic relationship. She receive three high-paying is involved in duty crime, whether her five villas constitute the crime of huge propertys unclear source. For these problems out in the end, not against corruption]

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大脑切片：
没有人是天生脾气好啊，对你好真的是因为你很重要。
[No man is born good temperament, good for you because you are really important. ]

唯一合作联系方式请私信，其他号称代理的都是骗子！

photoshop资源库：
#设计秀# 一句话惹毛设计师！tRywrEO
[# # design show a word make hair stylist! tRywrEO]

设计！理想，让库粉们都成为设计师！

林珊珊_Sunny：
记得去年我在美国，时差原因我是最后一个给你发生日祝福的，为此你生了我一个星期的气[左哼哼]我花了好长时间才把你哄好。心里也承诺以后每一年你的生日我都要第一时间祝福你。今年你的生日是跟周周陪你一起跨点的[污]越长大越明白，朋友真的很重要，很庆幸在这个年纪遇到你，很幸运了可以与你一起走
[I remember last year in the United States, the jet lag reason was the last I give you blessing, you angry with me for a week for this [left hem] it took me a long time to put your good. After the in the mind is also committed every year your birthday I wish you the first time. With the week is your birthday this year with you cross point [pollution] more grow up more understand, friends are really important, glad to meet you at this age, very lucky can go with you]

工作事宜发邮箱：supermanjbc@

评述员詹俊：
阿森纳的进球的确有手球+越位干扰的嫌疑，不过，切尔西上半场落后可不冤枉，只丢了一球算是运气很好了。枪手缺少三个主力中卫和吉布斯，但全队求胜欲望非常强烈，运动战中不断地创造机会，这是“保温”决心的体现?蓝军，提前放假了？
[Arsenals goal is suspected of handball + offside interference, however, Chelsea behind is not wrong in the first half, only lost a ball is one of the good luck. The gunners lack of three main central defender and gibbs, but the team winning mentality is very strong, constantly create opportunities in the mobile warfare, that is a reflection of heat preservation determined? The blues, the holiday in advance? ]

韩国me2day：
【naverTV】日播出的#柳熙烈的写生簿# 中#曺圭贤# 演唱了→tRSNNLM <重逢之日>→tRSNTi 等待与你再次重逢的那天[爱你]
[NaverTV day broadcast 】 the # LiuXiLie sketchbook # # 曺 keisuke xian # sang < And We > > tRSNNLM < > the day of reunion - tRSNTi waiting for a reunion with you on the day of the love you []]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

五月天有石：
分享自五月天有石《道外》 - 這城裏的光肆無忌憚的，像頑皮的孩子，挑釁著春天的最後一絲涼意，無害，也頗令人感覺親切。tRSNzVt
[Share the mayday have stone road outside - this light unscrupulous in the city, like naughty children, provocation with a shudder at the end of the spring, harmless, also feel quite friendly. tRSNzVt]

清南师兄：
这么晚了还不睡，我只能帮你到这里了
[Dont sleep so late, I can only help you here]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

阿森纳新闻：
#足总杯决赛# 上半场比赛结束！凭借着桑切斯在开场分钟的进球，阿森纳-领先切尔西，阿森纳随后多次错过扩大比分的良机，防线表现比想象的稳健，下半场再战！

#COYG#
[# # the fa cup final game in the first half! With Mr. Sanchezs goal in the opening minutes, Arsenal - ahead of Chelsea, Arsenal and many times to miss an opportunity to expand the score, solid defence than imagine, fight again in the second half! # COYG#]

新浪体育滚动播报阿森纳新闻，枪手球迷的互动交流平台。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

健身女王Miuo：
【国外公益小短片】现在好多男人都习惯性的将家务活推给自己的另一半去做，于是有人拍了这个公益短片，让男人站在女性的角度，感受一天下来的辛苦。有什么事情，大家要一起做！[心]tRaElMv
[Now a lot of small foreign public welfare short 】【 men habitually will push the partner to do housework, so somebody took the public welfare short film, let a man standing in the perspective of women, feel the end of the days hard work. Have what thing, you want to do together! [heart] tRaElMv]

健身女王miuo健身健康指导，添加公众号：miuo（合作Q ）

枪影工作室：
[允悲]英超硬汉——齐齐~ #阿森纳VS切尔西#
[[allow sad] the premiership - qi qi ~ # # Arsenal v Chelsea]

pornporn

1024专员：
[嘻嘻]这不是我认识的破厂
[[xi xi] this is not my understanding of the factory]

想做网红的网黄！

叶檀：
笑逐颜开的一家人
[Smile the family]

【微信公众号tancaijing，聪明人在一起，说人话】工作联系方式：luotao@yetanstudio

第一财经日报：
【任志强预测年房价：下一轮房价将暴涨更高】任志强预测年房价，未来到底会怎么走呢？一向语不惊人死不休的任志强，这次又丢了一个深水炸弹。任志强谈年房价称调控错了，房价将暴涨更高！错误的调控手段会让需求在一段时间后集中爆发，所以下一轮会比这一轮涨得更高。（新浪财经）『任志强
[[ren forecast years house prices the next round of higher prices to surge] ren prediction in house prices, the future is how walk? Language not astonishing die endlessly ren, this time lost a bomb. Talk to Mr. Ren in house prices is wrong, said regulation will jump higher! Error control will make demand at the outbreak of after a period of time, so the next round will rise even higher than this round. Ren (sina finance and economics)]

中国第一份市场化的财经日报，以“对时代负责”作为办报理念，坚持权威主流、专业负责、理性大气、贴近市场的编辑方针。每周一至周六出版。

北美吐槽君：
“被室友关在宿舍门外真空穿浴袍校内奔走找RA”
[Be roommates in the dorm vacuum wearing a bathrobe to run school looking for RA]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

军事那点儿事：
结束欧洲地区的访问的川总在飞机上展示自己外访成果：“从中东带了成千上万的钱回美国，这代表工作！工作！工作！”
[Over Europe visit sichuan is always on the plane to show their outbound fruits from the Middle East with tens of thousands of money back to the United States, the representative work! Work! Work! ]

我就喜欢你看不惯我而又无可奈何、气急败坏的样子！

arsmary：
爆🈵️！下半场求继续给力[色][色][拳头][拳头]！
[爆🈵️！ In the second half may continue to force [color] [color] [fist]] [fist! ]

心随Arsenal！广东枪迷可加：（Q群）

人气女王说话术：
我只有碰到喜欢的人才会变成话痨，碰到不喜欢的人我一句话也不想说。
[I only like will become safe, run into people who dont like I also dont want to say a word. ]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

瓜皮的id酱：
#瓜皮# 晚安～
[# # melon is good night ~]

小店melonpi.taobao 家有瓜皮，~是软妹（正版瓜皮只此一家）本人拍摄的任何照片未经授权严禁商用，否则追究法律责任。

AJie-y：
大大，我问客服问题，它叫我注销账号[悲伤]@淡蓝耿乐
[Greatly, I ask customer service issues, its called I cancel account [sad] @ pale blue geng le]

⛅️ 总有一天，会遇上那个人，陪你看每一次日出，直到人生的落幕。 I like diligent and humorous man. 😘

触动心灵的书话：
你以为说放下就能放下吗那种从疯狂想念到坦然释怀的感觉一定是要经过时间慢慢沉淀的毕竟那个人陪着你走了那么久也没有人可以替你感同身受
[Do you think say put down can put down That from miss crazy to calm the feeling of grief Must be to pass time slowly precipitation, after all, the person with you go so long No one can empathy for you]

总有那么一句话、一段书语是你曾经最深的感悟！@触动心灵的书话

我们天生偏执狂：
✎最好不过余生只有你
✎最坏不过余生都是回忆
[✎ best but the rest of my life only you ✎ the worst but the rest of my life are memories]

生来偏执如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

MaoliTime毛睿时代：
各位毛睿战士都还没睡吧？！深夜食堂！战斧牛排完整制作过程！肌肉男做饭，一定要骚！法科耶！！！ tRSCmo
[Dear Mao Rui warriors havent sleep? ! The middle of the night the canteen! Tomahawk steak complete production process! Muscle man to cook, be sure to SAO! Method section!!!!!! tRSCmo]

这是一场健身革命！！！

潮美甲师：
希望你能早点来保护我
让我安心的做只胆小鬼
[Hope you can come early to protect me let I do only a coward]

分享美甲｜视频｜干货｜美甲图片【最潮流美甲聚集地】爱折腾指甲就关注我吧❤️

沪深天天向上：
【你支持谁？】tRSpta
[Who do you support? tRSpta]

万开户，Q：（非诚勿扰）

长春国贸：
【岁小学生玩王者荣耀打赏游戏主播花掉环卫工母亲万元积蓄】李女士是名环卫工人，月日她发现辛苦存下的万多元钱从账户消失了。经追查是儿子玩王者荣耀，在直播平台看主播教玩视频，万块被他全部打赏主播。据悉被打赏主播也是未成年人，愿意退回部分收益 tRSANaa
[The age of pupils play king glory exceptional anchor Spend workers 】 mother ten thousand yuan savings Ms. Lee is a sanitation worker, she found hard to save thousands of February nd multivariate money disappeared from the account. Son is traced to play king glory, to see in live platform anchor teaching play video, all ten thousand pieces by his play the host. Is understood to be exceptional anchor is also minors, tRSANaa is willing to return part of revenue]

娱乐博客博主微信公众号：changchunguomao

一句疗心话：
如果一个人开始怠慢你，请选择离开。保持一份自信，保住一份尊严，宁可高傲到发霉，也不要死缠到发疯。
[If a man snubbed you, please choose to leave. Keep a confident, keep a dignity, would rather proud to mold, die bound to go mad. ]

受了伤，就关注下@一句疗心话让你的心灵不寂寞。（合作请私信）

新闻调查记者：
【我爱围观】喝酒用大大盆，酒量可以呀！tRSNdf（使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[Drink with basin greatly, I love watching 】【 can drink! TRSNdf (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]

如果你有“料”，欢迎你来爆！新闻爆料请私信！

马汤波杰克boJake：
有的人岁就死了只是到岁才埋葬所以不管你用什么方式活着我们只有一个目的别违心以及别后悔还有去他妈的人言可畏
[Some years, and he died Only to the age of burial so No matter what method you use to live We have only one purpose Dont go against and dont regret Fuck and hang him]

哥不是很想做人了

安妮的情话：
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“有那么一刻，你会发现你跟身边的人交际越来越少，懒得解释太多，亲近的人不在身边，其他人似乎没有深交的必要，最多见面点点头打个招呼，无聊的时候就看看以前的状态和微博，开始怀念以前，很多舍不得删掉的东西你还是删掉了，那一刻，你也不知道自己到底怎么了，一个人真的会变成自己曾经最反感
[Del there is a moment, you will find people around you and communicate less and less, too lazy to explain too much, dont have my close people, other people dont seem to be necessary for social, meet the most nodded say hello, look at previous state when I was bored and microblogging, began to miss, a lot of things you could not bear to delete or deleted, in that moment, you dont know what happened to, a person can really become he had the most dislike]