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北美吐槽君：
“在美国在飞机遇到歧视选择投诉没有用怎么办”
[In the United States in the plane encountered discrimination complaint is useless to do choice]

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SpeXial-偉晉Wayne：
#黄伟晋#
今日大满贯
玩得好开心啊今天
现在回到家立刻大虚脱欸
但真的太爱跟大家一起耍白痴了啦
直播MVP我直接颁给@SpeXial-Teddy
太好笑了天啊
由于太久不见所以真的是疯狂嘴他
太爱嘴他了啦
我是爱他的okay~~~~~
他今天真的不舒服还一直弄他哈哈哈
快给他拍拍手
你看我跟他合照他气色多差
威~~~~

HI 我是Spexial的伟晋工作联系：可米经纪周室长 hao@comicgroup

新浪体育：
#欧联杯决赛# 伊布、罗霍、卢克肖等无法上场的曼联球员们在场边合影。
[# # champions league cup final zlatan ibrahimovic, rojo, Luke shaw to his Manchester united players on the sidelines. ]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

英国报姐：
生蚝还没瞅见，先吃猪排，据说他们有一种猪多两根肋骨[二哈]
[Didnt catch oysters, eat pork, it is said that they have more than a swine two ribs ,]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

花泽美美：
#床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 在家门口遭到未成年初三学生的猥…亵……
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed at home were minor grade students in allegations of... To use... ]

一个人的兵荒马乱

我的女友爱囤货：
不要和腿太细的男孩子玩男孩子腿比女孩子粗是对女孩子最起码的尊重
[Dont be too thin and legs boys playing Boys than girls legs thick is respect for the girls at the very least]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女约吗？💄公众号IDthj

张雪峰老师：
#张老师课堂# 看球贴！我就问你，你支持谁！？我已经亮出我的主队！
[# # teacher zhang class watch stick! I ask you, who do you support! ? I have used my home! ]

米兰的球迷，北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红！

曼联新闻：
#欧联杯决赛# Do it for Manchester！
[# # Do it for the champions league cup final Manchester! ]

小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。

掏心話_：
被喜欢的人拉黑是一种什么样的体验？
[Be like shield is a kind of what kind of experience? ]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

丁偉傑2010：
Are you ready?
[你准备好了吗?]

体育评述员，曾作为主力体育评述员任职世界第一电视网ESPN亚洲分公司。现效力香港NOW宽频，同时在广州电视竞赛频道担任直播赛事嘉宾评述员.

一支上上签：
写下你的手机号，会有人向你表白
[Write down your phone number, someone will say to you]

是你的一支上上签

人民网：
【《论语》精选句，参透人生百态！[赞]】古人有“半部论语治天下”一说。如今看来，其实有些夸大之意，但其中的一些处世智慧依然受用：①学习：敏而好学，不耻下问；②做人：己所不欲，勿施于人；③胸怀：君子坦荡荡，小人长戚戚......句经典名言↓↓传承中华文明，品味人生百态！
[The analects of Confucius, select words, understand life! [who] 】 the ancients have half of the analects. Now, in fact exaggerated, but some life wisdom still apply () study sensitive and studious, fools; () a person do as you would be done by; () mind a gentleman naked, SIMS long works... Classic quotation left left heritage of Chinese civilization, taste life! ]

报道全球传播中国

曼联：
欧联决赛，首发站位[给力]
[The champions league final, ShouFaZhan [to]]

Manchester United

鸸鹋动物园：
#点赞签到# 谁饿了？
[# # thumb up in whos hungry? ]

鸸鹋没有梦想，跟咸鸸鹋还有什么区别。说到商务合作：xm@xingmedia Q

电影派Mr：
《夏洛特烦恼》最逗人的片段，不开心就看一次[可爱]tRIpzKF
[Trouble charlotte - the most funny clips, unhappy saw a lovely tRIpzKF]

微博电影解说原创视频博主投稿合作请+Q

这微博笑死我了：
如何正确照顾女朋友
[How to take care of girlfriend]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

辣笔小球：
中超联赛中甲联赛是中国人民的联赛，不是足协的联赛。中国股市是中国人民的股市，不是证监会的股市。教育、医疗、房产三座大山压在老百姓头上，根本喘不过气了，努力工作之余，想用储蓄做点理财，证监会专门制造人祸，股票赚不到钱，老百姓想好好看看球，足协来搞U新政S，这是彻头彻底地和人民作对。
[Chinese super league sense of the Chinese peoples league, is not the fa premier league. Chinas stock market is the market of the Chinese people, not the CSRC of the stock market. Education, health care, real estate three mountain pressure on people, basic breath, hard work, want to use saving a little money, the CSRC specialized manufacturing and man-made, stock cant make money, people want to have a good look at the ball, the football association to make U S of the New Deal, this is the first thorough and against the people. ]

角球大魔王

一句话明白：
孤单，是你心里面没有人。寂寞，是你心里有人却不在身边。
[No one is alone, is your heart. Lonely, is your heart someone but not around. ]

人生感悟情感心理咨询师

懒人减肥宝典：
youtube最火室内日瘦下半身完整教程（中文）如果想针对性地瘦下半身，那么这套是非常不错且有效的方法。[来]看着教程来训练吧！tRoRruz
[Youtube is the most popular indoor day thin lower half full tutorial (in Chinese) if you want to targeted thin waist down, so this is very good and effective method. [to] look at training tutorial! tRoRruz]

懒人减肥福利微博，合作QQ

轩子巨2兔：
我觉得这个吊带好看，另外谁的弟弟有多动症的话可以来听我的直播[喵喵][鲜花]
[I think this sling good-looking, whose brother also have adhd can come to listen to my live [meow] [flowers]]

斗鱼商务推广请私信

超搞笑集中营：
哈哈，我还是笑了[笑cry] tRSvilG
[Ha ha, I still laugh laugh cry tRSvilG]

爱笑么么哒）欢迎猛击关注@hold住冷笑话集中营每日发布原创精选搞笑冷笑话。欢迎投稿合作

Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】传奇哥John Legend强势新单Surefire超清mv#微博首播#！很现实的XX问题……[酷]tRSvPr
[Legend of monkeys sole 】【 strong elder brother John Legend new single Surefire super clear mv# weibo premiere #! Very real problem of XX... [cool] tRSvPr]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

美食菜谱视频：
《酸菜鱼的做法》这酸爽！这鲜嫩！喜欢吃鱼的小伙伴们走一个了~ tRcipaV
[The acid bright the practice of pickled fish! This tender! Like to eat fish friends walked a ~ tRcipaV]

精选各类DIY美食视频，分享美食带来的快乐！爱美食，爱生活，欢迎您的关注！合作Q

ManUtdspot：
兹拉坦，拜利，罗霍
[Zlatan, worship, rojo]

独立足球评述员第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息广告洽谈商务合作及工作邀约请私信主攻战术分析逗逼段子手兼任微博情感分析师节操已喂狗

楚天都市报：
高质量的睡眠对每一个人都非常重要，以下这些超实用的睡眠小技巧，分分钟提高你的睡眠质量！@胡椒视频 tRauWUeA
[Quality sleep is very important for everyone, these super practical tips of sleep, enhances the quality of your sleep every minute! @ pepper video tRauWUeA]

湖北发行量、影响力最大的报纸。小时新闻热线-。

琢儿他爹：
有幸拜读了@釗藝venuschan 的大作 tRaFib，发现香港的政治宽容与学术自由的确令大陆人羡慕。因为作者这样偏狭、罔顾事实的发言个性，居然也能成为著名经济评论员。我若是香港经济人士，绝不听你信口雌黄，因为你只会把人往沟里带。嘴下留德吧，人家一个小姑娘说自己心里话，怎么就该死了
[Had the privilege of having read the @ the masterpiece of sports art venuschan tRaFib, found that Hong Kongs political tolerance and academic freedom indeed to mainland people envy. Because the author intolerance, ignoring the fact that speech character, also can become a famous economic commentators. If I were a Hong Kongs economy, not to listen to your words orpiment, because you will only bring people into the ditch. Make DE under the mouth, the somebody else a little girl said his mind, how can the dead]

千古兴亡多少事？悠悠。不尽长江滚滚流。

林申：
这是谁干的[允悲]
[Who did this [allow sad]]

明天会更好！

娃厨：
震惊！邪性富豪勾结绿教洗钱资助某英前首相颠覆中国阴谋私人飞机不堪视频即将流出！——代拟『平论』最新头条
[Shock!!! Teaching money laundering XieXing rich in green Funding a former British prime minister subversion China plot private plane under the coming out of video! The theory of quasi - generation flat latest headlines]

卖吃的

小西姐有美椒：
每一个人走的时候都跟我说再见。我一个一个送走之后，就剩我自己，每一次都是。不过今年还好，还有大力秋秋……
[Each people all say goodbye to me. After a one off, I left myself, every time is. But this year is good, and vigorously autumn autumn... ]

止于唇齿，掩于岁月

初家小雪：
【私信回复篇】
刚才有粉丝问我，雪大你觉得人生短短几十年，什么才是真正的幸福和满足？
我想了半天，打了删删了打，似乎没有一个很完美的答案,你们觉得呢？
[DMS from article 】 have fans ask me just now, snow big do you think life is just a few decades, what is the real happiness and satisfaction? I think along while, hit delete to delete the dozen, does not seem to be a perfect answer, do you think? ]

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罗志渊：
没有什么人能一路单纯到底，但是要记住，别忘了最初的自己。人活着的意义应当是在过程，而不是结论。所以一个人不应当以自己的经验和观点去影响另一个人，何况他不是你，你也不是他。每一个人成长的过程都不一样，人生的酸甜苦辣应当自己尝一尝，尝试才是人生。#渊品天下#
tRyJdRF
[No one can simply all the way to the end, but remember, dont forget the original yourself. The significance of people alive should be in the process, not conclusion. So a person should not be with their own experiences and perspectives to influence another person, and he was not you, you are not him. Each person is different, the process of life suantiankula should have a taste, try is the life. # # deep product all over the world tRyJdRF]

【微信公众号：文化学者罗志渊】资深媒体人、新媒体专家。

我和渣男的狗血经历：
祝福看到这条的人，各位晚安
[Wish to see the person of this article, good evening]

你又在看我微博。

说给电竞软妹：
投稿表白一个小姐姐，就不@ 她了。很早就加了她好友，只是之前都没一起玩吧。后来认识了，感觉别的小姐姐都是笑起来很好看，而她是看起来很好笑，整天说她是最强王者鱼，说我ad是个辣鸡，这就很气了。什么瓜皮辅助，简直咸鱼一条，因为我以前很不喜欢打ad。觉得下路不是狗粮无处撒就是基情四射。但是
[Do contribute a little sister, dont @ her. With her friends early, just before didnt play together. Later met, feel the other little sister is smile is very good-looking, but she looks very funny, said she is the strongest king fish all day, I said the AD is a spicy chicken, its a gas. What should assist, salted fish a simply, because I used to hate playing AD. Dont think the way dog food is everywhere and gay love. but]