你同学最经典的口头禅是什么 _____________________________
[What is the most classic mantra for your classmate _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
吴昕：很多时候，我们努力，就是为了要证明，每个人都是有尊严的，每个人都是可以强大到不容忽视的[心][心] 即使这个过程辛苦又不一定有结果，但是，有一个如此可以为之奋斗的目标，挺好的[干杯][干杯][干杯] 晚安，大家[月亮][月亮][月亮]
[Most of the time, we work hard, is to prove that every man is a dignified, everyone can be strong to not allow to ignore [heart] [heart] even if the process is hard and dont necessarily have the result, however, there is a so can strive for goals, good [drink] [drink] [drink] good night, everybody [moon] [moon] [moon]]
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[谢谢典范,I love you]
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一块去旅行：对于考拉这种圆滚滚的小胖子毫无抵抗力！[爱你]tRXNhRnF
[For them the chubby little fatty irresistible! Love you [] tRXNhRnF]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位家长表示，自家儿子小小年纪，却有一种伟人的气质[并不简单]
[Island, one parent said his son at an early age, but there is a great mans temperament [] are not simple]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新沐sunshine：盖世英雄[馋嘴]
[Heroes [available]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#晚安#豪车启动声浪，你喜欢谁呀？、法拉利f Berlinetta；、兰博基尼Aventador；、奥迪R；、奔驰GLS ；、马丁Vanquish S；、宾利Bentayga；、兰博基尼Huracan；、奔驰AMG GTs；、奥迪Q；、劳斯莱斯Wraith；、兰博基尼Aventador；、法拉利。tRaByk
[# good night # luxury car start, who do you like? F Berlinetta, ferrari; , lamborghini Aventador. , audi R; And Mercedes GLS. , Martin Vanquish S; , bentley Bentayga; , lamborghini Huracan; And Mercedes AMG GTs; , audi Q; , Rolls-Royce Wraith. , lamborghini Aventador. And ferrari. tRaByk]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：睡梦中的灵魂舞者tRaxmzU（via@辛巴这家伙 ）
[Sleeping soul dancer tRaxmzU (via @ simba this guy)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新沐sunshine：大气
[The atmosphere]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：随性@双月薇笑@赵薇贵州影迷会#赵薇# 状态好 @赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇# 低调的美薇[爱你]轻松自在的状态[good][good][心][心]
[Along with the gender @ bi-monthly eu laugh @ # # zhao wei zhao wei guizhou fans club status good @ # # zhao wei zhao wei Beijing fans club low-key beauty eulove you relaxed state [good] [good] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：[爱你]@爱薇的男孩霸气的萍萍，一言不合就接机[喵喵]
[[love] you @ ivy boy hype surrounding the ping ping, a word not just pick up [meow]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 你会根据季节的变化更换相应的轮胎吗？
[# # good night family you replace corresponding tires according to the change of seasons? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
卢健生：发达啦！@orico徐业友 徐总答应，给提问者赞助充电器移动电源数据线等小配件。[鼓掌]
[The developed! @ orico Xu Yeyou Xu agreed to, give a questioner sponsored charger mobile power cable and other small accessories. [applause.]]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
但斌：转评论：“证监会就应该回归监管本质，公正惩处市场违规行为，市场涨跌并非监管内容。”；“允许IPO，提高监管，让投资者去公平博弈。”
[Turn comments the CSRC should return to essence regulation, fair punishment market irregularities, market price is not regulatory content. ; Allow the IPO, improve supervision, let investors to fair game. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪News：【奇！罕现“三花并蒂”睡莲现西安植物园[憧憬]】近日在西安植物园的水生植物区，一株睡莲在一个花蒂上开出三朵花，呈现罕见的“三花并蒂”景观。据悉这株“三花并蒂”睡莲系最新培育的新品种“天赐”，已成功登录国际睡莲新品种保护名录。一睹为快吧↓↓tRagNLs
[【 odd! Abraham three flowers BingDi water lily from xi an botanical garden [hope]] of aquatic plants in xi an botanical garden area, recently opened a lily pads on a HuaDi three flowers, rare three flowers BingDi landscape. It is reported this three flowers BingDi water lily plant is the latest to cultivate new varieties of divine, have been successfully logged in international water lily varieties protection list. To accelerate left left tRagNLs down]
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但斌：发表了博文《让天价罚单来得更猛烈些吧！》让天价罚单来得更猛烈些吧！+--+深圳商报+去年以来证监会开出亿元以上罚单起“重典”治市，业内人士称还需完善法规+最近一段时间，证监会频开天tRagmgSW
[Published a blog post the day price ticket come more fiercely! Let the day price ticket come more fiercely! Securities regulatory commission issued a + - + shenzhen commercial daily, last year more than one hundred million yuan ticket remedies rule, industry sources said still need to perfect the laws and regulations + recently for a period of time, frequency kaitian tRagmgSW the CSRC]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：#微博问答主题日# 月日我在微博问答，等你来问，上至职场问题人生方向创业心得，下至VR相机产品拍摄技巧心得，有问必答。[来][来][来] @微博企业家 @微博问答
[# # weibo q&a theme day, I was in weibo q&a, waiting for you to ask, entrepreneurial insight to workplace problems on life direction, down to VR camera product photography skill experience, craigslist. [to] [to] [to] @ @ twitter q&a weibo entrepreneurs]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
新浪News：【姐妹花！赵丽颖张碧晨晒合影 笑容灿烂亲密无间[憧憬]】赵丽颖在微博晒出几张与好姐妹张碧晨的自拍合影，还温馨配文真是甜翻围观群众↓↓，而图片中赵丽颖与张碧晨脸挨着脸，还亲密无间地搂腰，并摆出同款姿势↓↓，这“姐妹花”的笑容真是太能感染人啦！tRagEIJp
[The sisters flower! Li-ying zhao Zhang Bichen bask in Grinning intimacy [hope]] li-ying zhao in weibo drying out a few pieces with good sisters Zhang Bichen self-time photos, it is sweet sweet a caption to turn over the crowd left, left, and the image li-ying zhao and Zhang Bichen face to face, is also close to, and posed as a man with money left, left, down the sisters smile is too can infect people! tRagEIJp]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#网传的闯红灯抓拍原理，由于不靠谱的解读让不少司机朋友大呼上当。那么，电子警察到底是如何抓拍闯红灯的？又有哪些交通违法行为最容易被抓拍处罚？@天津交警 用分钟短视频给你一个完美的解释。tRaTjjg
[Old driver class # # net travels through a red light capture theory, because of the interpretation of the unreliable let many driver friend call fall. So, how electronic police captured through a red light? What traffic illegal act is the most easy to capture punishment? @ tianjin traffic police With a minute short video to give you a perfect explanation. tRaTjjg]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#来优酷看我想和你唱#我想和你唱第二季惊现杨迪版阿离神演绎，可怜碧晨还要和他演对手戏；话多杨宗纬卷土重来依然话多，只有和美女贴身尬舞时沉默；“黑人”来现场，与范范现场互动又是惊喜也是惊吓？？！！速戳链接看精彩！[笑而不语]#酷剧场# tRagwXt
[# to youku to see I want to sing with you # I want to sing with you in the second quarter after yandi version from god, o poor brigitte will and his morning; Words aska back still more words, only and beauty close conjunction with silence when dancing; Black to the scene, and the scene of the fanfan interaction and surprise too scared?? !!!!! Slow poke links look wonderful! [smiling without a word] # # tRagwXt cool theater]
一块去旅行：我们都过着朝九晚五的生活，却又渴望去浪迹天涯。
[We all live a life of nine to five, the but again eager to grizzled troubadour. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
MIUI：小调查：明天上午 点，你会选择买_____？
[A small survey tomorrow morning, you will choose to buy _____? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
新浪News：【高清无码！路口滚动曝光违法行人 还有面部特写[吃惊]】日，济南和谐广场西北角大屏幕播放了多段行人非机动车闯红灯的视频。视频详细记录了多人闯红灯全过程，还给出面部特写↓↓；大屏幕-分钟滚动播放一次，早晚高峰连续播放！你支持这一举动吗？[二哈]tRaguwu
[【 hd no! Crossing rolling exposure illegal pedestrian The facial features [surprised]], jinan harmony square northwest big screen playing the video section of the pedestrian non-motor vehicles through a red light. Video record in detail the whole process through a red light, many also facial features left left; Big screen - minute rolling broadcast time, morning and evening peak running! Do you support the move? [two ha] tRaguwu]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
小野妹子学吐槽：艾玛·沃森风妆容...只能说颜好怎么折腾都OK[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊] tRagHuHu
[Emma Watson wind makeup... Can only say that yan good do OK [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] tRagHuHu]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪News：【张继科训练引日本网友惊叹：简直是超人！[舔屏]】国际乒联近日在Ins上发布了一段张继科的训练视频↓↓，引来了一大批日本网友围观：“天啊，简直就是超人”“每秒两个球，犹如五月雨一样难以提防！”好想告诉日本网友，那个“发球的”其实更可怕↓↓[笑而不语]tRagHAm
[【 Zhang Jike training led Japan net friend wonder is a superman! [lick screen]] international table tennis federation recently released a on Ins Zhang Jike training video left left, attracted a large number of Japanese friends onlookers oh my god, it is simply a superman, two goals per second, just as the rain may hard to guard against! Really want to tell the Japanese Internet users, that serve is actually more terrible left left tRagHAm [smiling without a word]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
冷笑话精选：很暖！@Soul_roar：童年的幸福总是那么的简单那么的容易[心]
[Very warm! @ Soul_roar the happiness of childhood is always so simple and so easy to [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【中国留学生毕业演讲：美国的空气都是新鲜而甜美的】近日，美国马里兰大学的毕业典礼上，一名中国留学生受邀演讲，她直言“中国空气肮脏不堪，美国的却是如此香甜…之前在中国历史课上学到的人生、自由对我毫无意义…”，这一演讲引发吐槽↓↓当事人@Admjeinsbt 回应↓↓tRagYKRj
[【 Chinese students graduation speech Americas air is fresh and sweet 】 recently, the university of Marylands graduation ceremony, a Chinese students was invited to lecture, she say dirty Air China, the United States is so sweet... before go to school in Chinese history to life, liberty, makes no sense to me... Cause poking fun at left, a speech response @ Admjeinsbt left left tRagYKRj left parties]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪News：【留学生演讲质疑家乡空气 昆明官微这锅不背[摊手]】今天一中国女留学生在其毕业典礼致辞时，称“美国空气都是甜的”引发热议↓↓细心网友发现，该留学生个人资料显示其家乡是昆明，官微@昆明发布 也就此事硬气回呛↓↓目前该女生已通过其微博小号就自己的言论致歉↓↓tRagjbGt
[The students speech question air in my hometown Kunming officer micro this pot back stand hand 】 today a Chinese female students in their graduation ceremony speech, said the air is sweet triggered heated debate left left down carefully netizens found that the students personal data showed his hometown is kunming, officer micro @ kunming posted on the matter also car-scrapping shouts back left left now the girls have through its weibo trumpet his own apology left left tRagjbGt speech]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
汽车之家：#夜福利# 小熊来啦 斯柯达 KAROQ
[Welfare # # night bear coming Skoda KAROQ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：如果手机号后两位是你现在的体重，你会怎么样[doge]
[If the phone number two is your weight now, after you what will happen to [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪News：【高三学霸编数学教材印本送同学 还想编物理教材[doge]】庄逸在杭州第四中学被同学称为“庄三百”，因为他的物理、化学和地理三科都能拿满分。除了分数上达到学霸级别，他还曾自编数学教材，并在印制本后被同学一抢而空。快看看学霸的材料比你强在哪↓↓tRagIEb
[The three students with excellent grades make copy to send students mathematical teaching material Also want to make [doge]] ZhuangYi physics textbooks in hangzhou in the fourth middle school classmates called three hundred, because of his physical, chemical and geography educational can get full marks. In addition to the excellent results achieved on the score level of students, he had the mathematics teaching material is compiled, and after printing the students fully. Look at good grades students left left tRagIEb materials are better than you in]
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新浪汽车：#车圈话题#据说，第一名有万美金，让人疯狂的越野摩托车比赛，百年难得一见。tRanymC
[# #.so topic, it is said that the first million dollars, let a person crazy cross-country motorcycle race, rarely seen in one hundred. tRanymC]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#龙珠传奇# 自从易欢@杨紫 知道好兄弟“龙三”@秦俊杰 真是皇上之后，两人之间的关系就一直很微妙了，这不，刚刚更新的情节中，隔着屏幕都感觉到了气氛的尴尬……[委屈][委屈][委屈]真希望两人赶紧 “撒狗粮”！#酷剧场# tRaBBuJo
[# # dragon legend since Yi Huan @ Andy know good brothers dragon three @ qin Is the emperor, has been a very delicate relationship between two people, its not, just update the plot, across the screen felt the atmosphere awkward... [wrong] [wrong] [wrong] wish two people hurriedly dog food! Cool # # tRaBBuJo theatre]
汽车之家：#您怎么看# 共享汽车在给人们生活带来便利的同时，也带来了事故多发、冒名使用他人账号等问题。那么在驾驶共享汽车发生事故后，各方应如何划分法律责任呢？tRanSsbb
[# # what do you think of sharing cars in life bring convenience to people at the same time, also brought the accident happens, impersonate using someone elses account. So in Shared drive car after the accident, all parties should how to divide up legal responsibility? tRanSsbb]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪News：【曝陈羽凡醉酒砸车后续 委托人对元宝影响很大】随着“全明星探”曝光了陈羽凡委托人在警局的道歉语音↓↓，陈羽凡醉酒砸车一事似乎也告一段落。据知情人爆料，儿子元宝貌似已受到了父母影响，近几日都没有去上学↓↓；而白百何近日被拍到在片场拍戏，状态似乎与之前无差↓↓tRagMsI
[【 revealed Chen yufan drunken hit a car following the client had a great influence on wing 】 as all-star agent revealed Chen yufan client in the left left police apology speech, Chen yufan drunk smash the car seems to have come to an end. According to reports coming from the source, the wing son seem to have affected by their parents, he didnt go to school in recent days have left left; And white best what has been taken on the set shooting, seem to have no difference left left tRagMsI before state]
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