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思想聚焦：
黄渤完全可以去说相声了，面对尴尬如此机智。谁会拒绝黄渤这样一个幽默的人！[赞]
tRJrUpDz
[Huang Bo can completely to say crosstalk, face the embarrassed so witty. Who will refuse to Huang Bo such a humorous man! [who] tRJrUpDz]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“有恋爱恐惧是什么体验”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions whats love fear is the experience. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

Kakakaoo-：
大家好我来搞事情了[并不简单]
老规矩你懂的[馋嘴]
[Everybody is good Let me have the things [] are not simple as usual you know [available]]

重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

子望：
感谢大家
我最近没太忙，就是上午理疗，下午做点想做的事，有时看看天，有时射射箭，有时做数独，有时去逗楼下的猫崽子
挺好的，勿念
感谢可爱的你们🙏🏻，希望你们睡的好。
[感谢大家
我最近没太忙，就是上午理疗，下午做点想做的事，有时看看天，有时射射箭，有时做数独，有时去逗楼下的猫崽子
挺好的，不要想念
感谢可爱的你们🙏🏻，希望你们睡的好。 ]

这是很长，很好的一生。

刘同：
当丧气的事情一件又一件出现的时候，突然发现，不知道从什么时候开始，自己越来越淡然，觉得反正一切都会过去，如果过不去，就会死掉，死掉自然会有新生………忍不住给自己点个赞。
[When things down a and a, suddenly found that I dont know since when, less intense, think anyway, everything will be in the past, if can not pass, die, die will naturally have a newborn......... Cant help but give yourself some praise. ]

全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独，虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系：晓强（仅限短信）

头条新闻：
【女子从小被外婆带大如今父母逼她出万给弟买房】今年岁的唐露在弟弟出生后被爸爸丢给外婆带。从小和跟外婆一起生活和她鲜少感受到父母的关爱。上周，唐露接到爸爸打来电话，要她出万元给给弟弟筹钱买婚房。拒绝之后还被父母追着骂不是人，她怒问凭什么？tRaDkDs
[The woman was grandma brought up since childhood Now parents force her brother to buy a house than to 】 this year at the age of Tang Lou after younger brother was born by father to my grandmother. Since the childhood and lived with my grandmother and she seldom feel her parents love. Last week, Tang Lou received dad called and asked her out of the ten thousand yuan to raise money for marriage room to brother. After refusing to also was chased by parents scold not men, she nu ask why? tRaDkDs]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

最神奇的视频：
精神可佳～我没别的可说了～一条腿，带个金毛，就步行走这么远。，厉害！[doge] tRakhh
[Spirit can be better ~ I cant to say anything ~ a leg, with a golden retriever, will walk so far. , fierce! [doge] tRakhh]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

同道大叔：
双子的聪明才智，遍布各个领域，浑身上下都是艺术细菌，认识TA们你会有，卧槽ta会这个？卧槽ta还会这个？卧槽ta怎么什么都会的感受！[摊手][摊手]
[Gemini intelligence, in all fields, body is art of bacteria, you will have to know TA, day TA will this? Dear ta the will? Oh how ta what feelings! [stand hand] [stand hand]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

全球旅游攻略：
【青海甘肃大环线游记】
七天六夜，公里的公路旅行
西宁—青海湖—茶卡盐湖—大柴旦—敦煌—张掖—祁连
大西北的风景太壮丽，或天高地阔或大漠孤烟，一路是看不够的高原美景。
以下九图涵盖：高原行前期准备(包括一些穿搭小建议）
费用开销介绍拗造型必备景点安利行程+玩法介绍大西北美食
[ qinghai gansu big circle travel notes 】【 seven for nights, days too, km road trip in xining, qinghai lake, saka salt lake, dunhuang had - - zhang ye - qilian scenery is too beautiful, into the northwest of highland broadly or desert solitary smoke, or day is not enough for the plateau scenery all the way. the following nine figure covers plateau line preparation (including some wear take tips) costs of introduction Kink modelling trip + play essential spots amway is introduced Northwest cuisine]

全球旅游攻略：为你推荐出行时计划，指引你最美的季节去最美的地方！遇见就关注吧~商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

潘石屹：
今天在查尔斯河畔跑步。
[In the Charles river running today. ]

永葆一颗纯洁、仁慈和意气风发的心。

人民日报：
【#你好，明天#】马里兰大学的一次毕业演讲，保定小学生国歌响起时的一次立正，开启人们关于爱国的讨论。爱国，有时就是无声的注目礼。注视国家荣耀，也发现它的不足，为它骄傲，更为它砥砺前行。每个人都有他的“中国故事”，大声向世界告白但也应有基本敬意。这是人生第一课，也是不可缺失的毕业分。
[# # hello, tomorrow of the university of Maryland 】 a graduation speech, baoding primary national anthem rang a stand at attention, open discussion of patriotic people. Patriotism is silent, sometimes cudgel. National pride, also found that the lack of it, proud of it, the more it is self-motivated. Everyone has his China story, to the world loudly confession but also should have basic respect. This is the first class, life is not the lack of graduation. ]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

Happy张江：
长大了才听懂的一首歌，好听到哭，#田馥甄#现场演绎《外面的世界》,外面的世界很精彩，外面的世界很无奈,长大后才深有体会[心]tRakISRa
[Grow up to understand the song, good to hear cry, # Tian Fu zhen # live outside world, the outside world is wonderful, the world outside is very helpless, after be brought up to the least tRakISRa [heart]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

nG家的猫：
同学们可以给我一首，你们喜欢并且听了至少三年以上的经典中文歌曲吗？不要新歌！要经典老歌！
[The classmates can give me a, do you like and listened to at least three years of classic Chinese songs? Dont new song! To the classic old songs! ]

创意是根原创是本；有事儿发邮件chuzi@hotmail

每日一狗：
屁股太大这点对柯基Zero来说是个困扰，除了会招来咸猪手还经常会卡住，不过到水里这就变成优势了，后腿都不用怎么蹬就能直接浮在水面上！[鼓掌]最后甩屁屁的动作有点性感！[哈哈] tRakxlSh
[Butt is too big for this corgi Zero is an obsession, in addition to attract suitors also often gets stuck, but into the water that has become a advantage, how dont have to push with its back legs can float on the surface of the directly! [applause.] finally jilt fart fart action a bit sexy! (ha ha) tRakxlSh]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

环球时报：
高质量的睡眠对每一个人都非常重要，以下这些超实用的睡眠小技巧，分分钟提高你的睡眠质量！@胡椒视频 tRauWUeA
[Quality sleep is very important for everyone, these super practical tips of sleep, enhances the quality of your sleep every minute! @ pepper video tRauWUeA]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

人民日报：
【分钟，首饰清洁全攻略！】夏天到了，各种配饰戴起来。可刚买一年的首饰就像假货一样黯淡无光？教你这样泡一下，比刚买的还要亮！tRakapU @罐头视频
[【 minute, jewelry cleaning the complete! Summer arrived, all kinds of accessories. But just bought a year of lackluster jewelry like fake? Teach you this bubble thats brighter than just bought! Canned tRakapU @ video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

中国新闻网：
#夜猫子时间#说的太好了！！想让孩子优秀，自己要先优秀，她有个儿子，都相继考进了美国排名第一的斯坦福大学。看看她的成功教育秘诀吧，言传不如身教，宝妈一定要看哦[亲亲] @Happy张江 tRagIvNC
[Time to sleep on the night of # # said too good!! Want their children to good, good, she had a son, have entered the United States ranked first at Stanford university. Have a look at the secret of her success education, words than parenting, treasure mom must see oh @ zhangjiang tRagIvNC Happy [kiss]]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

我的前任是个极品：
真心可贵，愿你珍惜。
[Really dear, you would like to cherish. ]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

刘文静：
你们和男朋友在一起吃饭时是谁结账？我俩感情很好，一般情况下我一句话不说，他就会去主动买单#搞笑红人周# tRakiZTv
[You eat together with her boyfriend who is check out? Our relationship is very good, in general I didnt say a word, he would have to take the initiative to pay # # tRakiZTv funny red weeks]

本名：刘文静宠物狗：@我的女友嘴很贱

季箐：
听说分手的人重新复合的概率是%，但是复合后能走到最后的概率只有%，剩下的%就会再次分手。因为是你，哪怕只有%的机率我也想要再试一次，我再也没有精力爱上其他人了，如果你也是，我们重新开始吧。
[I heard that people who break up again, the probability is %, but after the compound can only go to the final probability %, % of the remaining will be split up again. Because is you, even if only a % chance I also want to try one more time, I have no energy to fall in love with others, if you are, lets start again. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

Happy张江：
耳朵怀孕啦！！Henry 大华自弹自唱的《#See you again#》，这嗓音太圈粉，好好听啊[心]
tRaDlRKh
[Ear pregnant!! Henry dahua play and sing the # See you again# , the voice is too circle powder, listen up! [heart] tRaDlRKh]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

嗨氏：
我的观众朋友兄弟嗨宝宝们，我现在在北京已经看完咽喉炎啦，明天再去一趟医院就可以了，很稳当。嗨宝们不用担心，我很快就会回去给大家正常直播的！谢谢大家对我的关心和支持！感谢感谢！我也想你们哦[心]
[My audience friends brothers hi baby, I am in Beijing now has already finished strep throat, it is ok to go to the hospital again tomorrow, very secure. Hi treasure dont worry, I will soon be back to normal for everyone to live! Thank you for my concern and support! Thank you thank you! I also think you oh [heart]]

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北京人不知道的北京事儿：
曾经演过七部《》的罗杰·摩尔今日去世[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[Once played seven , Roger Moore died today [candle] [candle] [candle]]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

王火锅是火锅王：
超级拉风百褶转或zan送一仙女 tRakxDp
[Super smart in turn pleated or give a fairy tRakxDp zan]

淘宝店铺链接：httpsshop.m.taobao

电影工厂：
你和你的初恋现在是什么关系
[Whats the relationship between you and your first love now]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

内涵大婊哥：
分钟粉刺海清理过程~挤痘痘挤黑头挤粉刺什么的最恶心最爽了，完整看完了，神清气爽[doge]tRakHh
[Minutes acne cleaning process to squeeze blain blain is squeezed black sea squeeze acne whats best, the most disgusting complete finished, refreshing [doge] tRakHh]

一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)

英国普罗派乐卫视：
【梅姨曼城恐袭演讲全程：恐怖分子永远不会赢！】#英国曼彻斯特突发爆炸#震惊全球，#英国首相梅姨#在唐宁街发表讲话，称此次袭击是英国经历最严重的恐袭之一！她谴责凶手故意选择少年儿童作为袭击对象，进行最大规模血腥屠杀——这是冷血无情的精心计算，更是令人作呕的怯懦行径！tRakxmVf
[【 MeiYi Manchester city could hit speech all the terrorists will never win!] # # # Manchester sudden explosion shocked the world, the prime minister spoke MeiYi # in downing street, said the attack is one of the most serious could attack the British experience! She accused murderer deliberately chose children as the target, for the most bloody mass murder - this is bloodless, careful calculation, but also the cowardice of disgusting! tRakxmVf]

英国普罗派乐卫视(Propeller TV)是一家英国主流媒体电视台，通过英国天空卫星频道播出。年被中国民企全资收购。官方微信：乐活英伦

wu2198：
炒股我一般不骂管理层，保持平和心态，管好自己的帐户资金和执行自己的策略！[思考]
[Fry I generally dont scold management, keep the gentle state of mind, mind your own account funds and follow your strategy! [thinking]]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

央视新闻：
【夜读 | 抓紧啊，趁父母健在的光阴】最美好的事莫过于我长大，你未老；我有能力报答，你仍然健康。但别忘了时间的残酷，别忘了人生的短暂，别忘了世上有永远无法报答的恩情…… tRakKTYL
[【 night | grasp, while parents alive time 】 the most beautiful and good thing is I grow up, you are not old; I have the ability to return, you remain healthy. But dont forget the cruelty of time, dont forget life is short, dont forget there are never repay the kindness of... tRakKTYL]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

经典-电影-台词：
【深夜影音】范玮琪与素人对唱《最初的梦想》，“最初的梦想绝对会到达，最想要去的地方，怎么能在半路就返航。” 高三毕业的那天，全班同学在教室里最后一次合唱了这首歌，我看见许多人都落泪了[泪]tRanWC
[Christine fan and the video in the middle of the night 】【 -year duet original dream, the initial dream will definitely arrive, want to go to place, how can you turn back in halfway. graduation of that day of, the whole class is in the classroom last chorus of the song, I saw many people shed tears tears tRanWC]

总有一部电影，触及到你的心灵。总有一句台词，解释了你的一生。合作QQ：

我的前任是极品：
#前任电台#一般你们失眠的时候都听什么歌助眠的？？？[可怜]
[Former radio # # your sleep time to listen to what song of sleeping??????? [poor]]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

实用小百科：
卧槽，学会这些技能就厉害了！[doge] tRaBpqz
[Oh my god, to learn these skills is bad! [doge] tRaBpqz]

实用小百科，专门搜集生活中的实用小常识、小智慧。为您的生活提供更多帮助与便利。

小野妹子学吐槽：
我喜欢的人要是喜欢我这种人，那他怎么配被我喜欢？
[If I like of the person like me this kind of person, that he is how to match I like? ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。