Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    今天在推特疯转的图：秋田八幡平山顶融雪，出现“龙之眼”，有如卧龙觉醒...保佑大家一飞冲天，快速暴富🙏🙏🙏 ​​​🐲🐲🐲 ​​​
[Today on twitter estimations of figure akita yawata flat to the top of the mountain snow melt, appear dragon eyes, as the wolong awakening... 保佑大家一飞冲天，快速暴富🙏🙏🙏 ​​​🐲🐲🐲 ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

国民老岳父公：
    #直播红人周# 直个播吧（来自tRaediTT）APP下载地址：tRXndUHC ​​​
[# # live red weeks straight a seeding (from tRaediTT) APP download address tRXndUHC]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

央视新闻：
    【[心]感动！为关闭总闸止水 他全身浸在冷水中作业】日，重庆万州一消防栓突然爆管，喷出大量自来水。接报后，自来水公司王师傅前去处理。在几次用扳手尝试拧紧消防栓未果后，他立刻脱下鞋裤，跳进一旁窨井里，全身浸入冷水，只剩头在外，摸索水里的阀门，最终成功关闭总闸。为王师傅点赞[赞]！ ​​​
[[[heart] moved! Water stop to shut off the main gate His whole body soak in cold water homework 】, chongqing wanzhou suddenly a fire hydrant tube, spit out a lot of water. Mr. Wang to deal with after reception, tap water company. After several attempts to tighten the fire hydrant failed with a wrench, he immediately took off his pants and shoes into the side CMC, soak in cold water, only the head, grope for the water valve, managed to shut off the main gate. For Mr. Wang thumb up [who]! ​​​]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

江小爬LOVE：
    别错过简单可爱无处不在的美好～☀[心][微风] ​​​
[Dont miss simple lovely ubiquitous good ~ ☀ [heart] [wind]]


工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络 公益负责人齐女士邮箱：@

全球健身中心：
    今年最火的日尊巴舞瘦身操，想在家跳舞瘦身，那这个教程你必须学！前半部分是完整舞蹈，后半部分是舞蹈教学！ 每周跳-次，每次分钟，月减十斤不是梦！收了试试吧~[来]tRaerjzV ​​​
[This years hottest day zumba dance fitness exercise, want to dance fitness in the home, that this tutorial you must learn! The first half is a complete dance, in the second part is dance teaching! Jump - once a week, every minute, and month minus ten pounds is not just a dream! Try ~ [to] tRaerjzV collected]


最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

人民日报：
    【岁数学教授讲授律诗对联：不能让唐诗宋词在我们手里绝了[赞]】@西安建筑科技大学 教授潘鼎坤，退休后坚守讲台，常用古诗词讲数学原理。近日他讲解对联诗词的对称美，认真准备好几个月，近两个小时的报告，不用麦克风，中间不休息，没喝一口水。四块黑板擦了写、写了又擦…他说：“只要你们愿意听， ​​​
[【 old professor of mathematics teaching patterns couplet cant keep the tang poetry in our hands no [who]] Pan Dingkun @ xian building university of science and technology, professor, after retirement, stick to the platform, common poems about mathematical principles. Recently he explain the symmetry of couplet poetry preparation for several months, nearly two hours of the report, no microphone, not rest in the middle, not a sip of water. Four eraser to write, write, and wipe... He said as long as you are willing to listen to,]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

贾静雯：
    恭喜帥氣勁寶滿月啦🎉🎉😘😘
幸福的勁寶有著爸比媽咪的好基因～
咘姐忍不住分享這份喜悅～
快快健康平安長大跟我們一起玩耍喔😘😘
陳嘉樺 Ella
#咘姐別急雞蛋還沒剝殼啊# ​​​
[恭喜帅气劲宝满月啦🎉🎉😘😘
幸福的劲宝有著爸比妈咪的好基因～
咘姐忍不住分享这份喜悦～
快快健康平安长大跟我们一起玩耍喔😘😘
陈嘉桦 Ella
#咘姐别急鸡蛋还没剥壳啊# ​​​]


工作事宜請聯繫經紀人何曉潔，聯繫電話：,郵箱：@qq

视频工坊：
    因在高速路口处插队未遂，皇冠车司机高速疯狂别车秒，至少次疑似报复性别车。不顾高速路上的行车安全！！！车内孩子在被别车时，头朝下摔倒，当场受伤大哭。事后，沃尔沃车主不接受皇冠车主私了并称：我不要钱，我要警方公正处理。 tRaemkm ​​​
[Attempted in high speed cutting in line at the junction, the crown car driver high-speed crazy dont seconds, at least once suspected car revenge sex. Regardless of the highway safety!!!!! Children dont in the car, inside the car head down falls, wounded cry on the spot. Crown, Volvo car owners dont accept the owner settle and said I dont want money, Im going to the police fair treatment. tRaemkm]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

邱晨虫仔：
    懂事的人，真的过得比较辛苦吗？——我觉得完全不会。

“真懂事”的人，不会觉得那是辛苦。因为所有的忍受和渡让，对于他来说都是有价值的。换不了社交资本（social capital），也至少换得了自己人格设定下的心安理得。

过得辛苦的，恰恰是因为什么都不懂。

一味忍让很辛苦，那你特么说出来啊？哦， ​​​
[Sensible people, really have a more hard? - I think not. < br > < br > I understand, dont think it is a hard work. Because all of the bear and is allowed, for he is valuable. In the social capital (social capital), at least for his personality under the setting of feel at ease. < br > < br > have a hard, precisely because what all dont understand. < br > < br > blindly self-surrender is hard, its you speak? Oh,]


如果你打算热爱，就带着对我们最好的记忆来热爱，如果你决定离开，就带着对我们最糟的印象离开。于我来说，都不枉我曾经存在。

李小鹏：
    光线好[太阳] ​​​
[Good light (the sun)]


分享生活点点滴滴，享受美好生活！工作事宜请联系 + + -- 非凡领越. xp.li@vivachinasports

当时我就震惊了：
    这只松鼠可能是个戏精，把“我到底要不要吃花生”这一段矛盾戏演得淋漓尽致，可以给它颁奖了！[并不简单]tRaeeQg ​​​
[The squirrel is probably a play, what do I want to eat peanuts, this is a piece of contradiction play incisively and vividly, can give it the awards! Is not a simple tRaeeQg]


深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

Happy张江：
    日本一节目中，利用影像技术令#邓丽君#时隔年在台上演唱了经典歌曲《我只在乎你》的日文版，好听的鸡皮疙瘩都起来了，太真实了[心]tRaerzRv ​​​
[A Japanese show, using imaging techniques to # # Teresa teng singing on the stage after years the classic song I only care about you of Japanese, nice goose bumps, too real tRaerzRv [heart]]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

德卡先生的信箱：
    “窗外淅淅沥沥下着雨，锅里的红豆熬得咕噜咕噜响，我坐在小桌前看文献，为放不放冰糖小小纠结一下，累了就上床躺一下。突然就觉得几年后我还是这样一个人也挺好。” ​​​
[Out of the window the rain falling, pot of red bean endure loud gurgling sound, I sat on the small table to see literature, to put a little entanglements, dont put sugar tired went to lie down. Suddenly feel a few years later I was such a person also quite good. ​​​]


𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人

陈赫：
    tRaerRUF
快来告诉我会发生什么？ ​​​
[TRaerRUF < br > come and tell I will happen? ​​​]


工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...

思想聚焦：
    女生长到cm以上是一种什么样的体验？ ​​​
[Girl grow to cm above is a kind of what kind of experience? ​​​]


成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

韩火火：
    现实生活中真的有邱莹莹这样的女孩么[打脸] 以及，曲筱绡太TM帅了…… ​​​
[Such a girl in real life there really Qiu Yingying [face] and, QuXiao gauze too TM handsome... ​​​]


其实我挺文艺的，就是看着特物质！(工作请联系：@qq 或 kim@gmail)

大神说：
    [有了孩子之后，生活真的会被“毁”了吗？] 说说你身边那些当了爹妈就“变了性”的朋友。 ​​​
[[after you have kids, life really will be destroyed?] Tell me about your side that when parents changed friends. ​​​]


所发内容均已获得作者授权

路客文化：
    夏季午后人体疲倦期，文案交给精力旺盛的你[doge] ​​​
[Summer afternoon the body tired, copy to the energetic you [doge]]


男人在这里看妹子，女人在这里看搭配！没有羞耻感不喜勿看，不喜取关！~

我的前任是极品：
    生活最舒服的状态，就是做最真实的自己！ ​​​
[Life is the most comfortable state, is to do the most true to yourself! ​​​]


【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

新浪娱乐：
    #金泰希怀孕# Rain金泰希升级为准父母！金泰希所属社公布了金泰希已经怀孕周的消息，“金泰希目前正专心于胎教，为作为一个家的好妻子兼好妈妈正在认真做准备。”金泰希与Rain经历了年热恋，于今年月举行了婚礼，正式结为夫妻。恭喜啦[心] ​​​
[# # Kim tae-hee pregnancy Rain Kim tae-hee upgrade shall prevail parents! Kim tae-hee affiliated club announced Kim tae-hee is pregnant weeks, Kim tae-hee is to concentrate on prenatal education, as a home a good wife and good mother is preparing seriously. Kim tae-hee madly in love and Rain through the years, this year held a wedding ceremony, officially married. Congratulations! [heart]]


新浪娱乐

逗元帅：
    惹怒饮料店服务生的后果，卧槽，厉害了！！！[笑cry] ​tRaeWjh ​​​
[Ire beverage shop waiter consequences, oh my god, much!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRaeWjh]


私信我，说你想说

1024专员：
    女儿录下老爸开车时唱歌的视频，被这位老爸的声音迷倒了，感觉可以上达人秀了[心] tRaEtUFX ​​​
[Daughter singing video recorded dad driving and was the fathers voice charmed, can feel it reaches people show tRaEtUFX [heart]]


想做网红的网黄！

秋田六千：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这谁想的主意啊！将猩猩的脸和其他动物结合的扭蛋「顔ゴリラ」，“一觉醒来本宝宝的脸居然变成猩猩了！”这特么是表情包吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that who think the idea! The orangutans face and other animal twisted egg yan ゴ リ ラ, wake up the babys face had become a gorilla! This, yao is the expression package! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]


每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

环球时报：
    【马里兰大学校长：杨舒平演讲非常鼓舞人心】近日，美国马里兰大学的毕业典礼上，中国留学生杨舒平受校长陆道逵邀请发表演讲。在她的演讲结束后，校长感叹道：“谢谢你，舒平。你在马里兰大学受到了非常好的教育，你的演讲非常鼓舞人心。正如你和你的父母一样，我也选择来到美国，你的演讲也表达出了我 ​​​
[The President at the university of Maryland SUSIE flat speech is very inspiring 】 recently, the university of Marylands graduation ceremony, Chinese students SUSIE flat by the principal Liu Daokui invited to deliver a speech. After the end of her speech, the President said thank you, ShuPing. You received a good education at the university of Maryland, your speech is very inspiring. Just like you and your parents, I also choose to come to the United States, your presentation also expressed to me]


报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

韩国me2day：
    【Enews】[#Rain#-#金泰熙#夫妇升级做父母!] 日,金泰熙所属社方面表示金泰熙已怀孕周.虽然知道怀孕初期应该注意身体,但是我们不想以被媒体拍摄出入医院照的方式告知大家这个好消息.今后金泰熙将集中精力于胎教,作为一个家庭的妻子,作为妈妈,为孩子的降生做准备.Rain-金泰熙经过年的热恋之后 ​​​
[[Enews] [# # # Rain# - Kim couple upgrade do parents!] , Kims club said Kim was pregnant weeks. Although know early pregnancy should pay attention to the body, but we dont want to be taken in and out of the hospital as media way to let you know the good news. Kim will concentrate on prenatal education, as the wife of a family, as a mother, prepare the way for the childs birth. Rain - Kim after years of love]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

噗嗤大叔：
    有哪些小清新或很萌的物品推.荐？ ​​​
[What are small and pure and fresh or very of items on. Recommendation? ​​​]


公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）

中国地震台网速报：
    #地震快讯#中国地震台网正式测定：月日时分在北京门头沟区(塌陷)（北纬.度，东经.度）发生.级地震，震源深度千米。（ @震长 @北京发布 @平安北京 @北京消防 ） ​​​
[# # earthquake alerts the China earthquake networks formally determination of mentougou district in Beijing in February nd (collapse) (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). An earthquake of magnitude, focal depth of km. Long earthquake (@ @ Beijing @ @ Beijing peace fire)]


小时监测全球地震活动，第一时间权威发布国内外最新地震消息，更有速报私信瞬间送达。领先科技，洞察纤毫。

梨视频：
    【记者质疑球员素养，这位教练教他做人道理：这最珍贵[心]】近日，立陶宛萨拉基利斯队一球员因为孩子出生而错过了重要的半决赛。记者质疑球员缺乏职业素养，结果反被教练教做人：难道篮球是最重要的东西吗？年轻人，等你有了孩子就懂了，这是最珍贵的人生体验。#教练教记者做人# tRagGIe ​​​
[【 reporter questioned player accomplishment, the coach taught him to be it is the most precious [heart]] recently, Sarah Achilles in Lithuania team a player missed the semi-finals important because of the child is born. Reporter questioned players lack of professional quality, the result by coach taught man basketball is the most important thing? Young people, wait till you get a child to understand, this is the most valuable life experience. # # coaches teach journalists to be tRagGIe]


［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻邮箱］：lihuoban@pearvideo

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
    用心甘情愿的态度，过随遇而安的生活。遗憾，随风散去，美好，留在心底。给心灵一米阳光，温暖安放，心若向阳，无畏悲伤。[太阳] ​​​
[Use of willing attitude, a happy-go-lucky life. Sorry, the wind dispersed, beautiful, stay at the bottom of my heart. To mind one meter sunshine, warm place, the heart if the sun, fearless sadness. [the]]


很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

Marco_徐晓峰：
    撤了，点下面见！ ​​​
[See you off, point below! ​​​]


专注投资和宏观经济研究 公司网址：lanlinggroup

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    六段网友用视频记录下的昨夜北京的火烧云！太美了！！你们必须感受一下！[good][心]
首都机场：​​​tRaeTa
国贸：tRaebKU
长安街：tRaehNd
天安门：tRagtJJu
颐和园：tRagAAe​
高速路：tRagfhRD
延时记录晚霞： ​​​
[Six period of netizens use video to record the last night, Beijing evening glow! So beautiful!!!!! You must feel it! [good] [heart] < br > the capital airport tRaeTa < br > guomao tRaebKU < br > changan avenue tRaehNd < br > the tiananmen tRagtJJu < br > the Summer Palace tRagAAe < br > highway tRagfhRD < br > delay record sunset]


直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

小S：
    接招@金世佳 饶舌嗨到爽，一气呵成！@赛琳娜Selina 秀出你的舌头来~#红鲤鱼与吃吃的爱#。 tRaeDWET ​​​
[Take that @ Kim Rap hi to cool, with one! @ selena Selina to show off your tongue ~ # # red carp and taste of love. tRaeDWET]


僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail. tel---

史上第一最最搞：
    上帝给你了一双贝多芬的手，你确拿来玩节奏大师[允悲][允悲] tRaeuhpn ​​​
[God has given you a pair of Beethovens hand, you really played with rhythm master [allow sad] [allow sad] tRaeuhpn]


让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

YYP颜宇鹏：
    #YYP评标致#关于这台车好像大家都好多疑问呢，现场聊吧。（tRaerZUF） ​​​
[To # # YYP the assessment about the car as if everyone a lot of doubt, live chat. (tRaerZUF)]


车评人，人称YYP。私信太多看不了，交流请登陆APP“大家CARS”。