2017年5月26日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “只有少妇才烫卷发” ​​​
[The only woman hot curly hair]


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做人做事语录:
    也许人生就像过独木桥,走过去、爬过去还是晕过去,由你,但请相信没有什么是过不去。 ​ ​​​ ​​​​
[Maybe life is like a wooden bridge, walk past, climb over or pass out, its up to you, but please believe that nothing is. ​ ​​​ ​​​​]


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吕彦妮Lvyanni:
    有一天你得偿所愿 關乎我留我走 你盡可支配
再一天你一無所有 任你拿刀動斧 我寸步不離 ​​​

[One day you get their way I leave I walk you to the best of disposable < br > one day you again your knife moving axes of nothing at all I never leaving]


獨立撰稿人。哪吒崇拜者。 ( 工作联络:Lvyanni@vip.sina)

李武军:
    许多球迷向我索要歌词,现奉上。

乒乒乓乓 天下无双•第十季《再出发》

策划导演:李武军 周到
作词作曲:元朝
演唱:中国乒乓球队

再出发 征途上
难免会有风和浪
没有永远不败的梦想
一次一次捍卫祖国的荣光
向更好的自己发起挑战

再出发 征途上
凝聚成一股力量
冲破一层一层的阻挡
五星红旗飘 ​​​

[Many fans ask me for the lyrics, is currently in. < br > < br > banging The unique, the tenth season start again < br > < br > planning director wu-jun li thoughtful < br > composer yuan dynasty < br > singing the Chinese table tennis team < br > < br > to start Journey on < br > the wind and waves is inevitable < br > no indefectible forever dream < br > again to defend the motherland glory < br > to better their challenge < br > < br > to start Journey on the condensation of < br > < br > to break into a forces one layer of block < br > the five-star red flag floating]


澳如花:
    据说有个【天相】星
它是财库星
财库星必须有印方有权
无印即无权!
这句话就是说:
你本身已经没有印了
已经失去了一切的权威性
而后你公布与否
显得已经没有什么意义可言了!
多此一举!

澳如花[鲜花]印丽娜 ​​​

[It is said that there is a star tx 】 【 < br > < br > its coffers star coffers star must have the Indian side has the right to < br > muji namely has no right to! < br > this sentence means < br > you itself has no printed < br > has lost the authority of all < br > < br > then you released or not is have no sense! < br > reinvent the wheel! < br > < br > Australia like [a flower] Lena]


书法:【博大精深 】澳游百千国 大智利身益 利心增眼界 亚从神州来

韩志国:
    【 股市的警报还没有真正解除 】 一根阳线使得市场全线飘红,股指重上点使市场暂时避免了一场已经近在咫尺的重大危机。数据显示,截至月日,A股市场共有.亿股上市公司的股票被质押,市值合计达.万亿元;有亿市值的股票已经跌破了质押线,有亿市值的股票距离质押线不到一元。跌 ​​​
[【 the alarm of the stock market hasnt really relieve 】 the male thread that makes the market full wave red, the index weight on the market temporarily avoid a major crisis is close at hand. Data show that by the end of month, A total of a-share market. Billion shares of shares of listed companies is pledge, value amount to one trillion yuan;. There are hundred million market value of the stock has dropped below the line, pledge the pledged shares of million market value of the distance less than a dollar. fall]


像作诗那样做人,像做人那样作诗。

这视频有毒:
    厉害了,杀马特家族大制作,谁敢不服[笑cry] #这视频有毒#tRShpWyx ​​​
[Much, kill a family big production, who dares to defy [laugh cry] # # this video toxic tRShpWyx]


投稿、合作私信

罗玉凤:
    [右哼哼][右哼哼] ​​​
[[right hum] [right hum]]


大家好,我是凤姐。工作联系:shanghailuoyufeng@

电影派Mr:
    当所有电影角色都交叉在一起红红火火恍恍惚惚哈哈tRSvQdqD ​​​
[When all movie role cross thriving drifted off haha tRSvQdqD together]


微博电影解说原创视频博主 投稿合作请+Q

粽粽粽粽粽粽粽:
    是什么在让你坚持不睡 是饿吗 ​​​
[What makes you insist on not sleep is hungry]


胆小认生 不易相处

人民网:
    【实用电话号码大全任你查get√】除了知道、、,你还知道其他紧急求助号码吗?除了、,你还了解其他投诉监督号码吗?......马上就是端午小长假,实用电话号码大全↓↓ 转发收藏,以备不时之需!(认准官方客服,避免上当受骗!) ​​​
[The practical telephone number of your check 】 get) in addition to know,,,, do you know any other emergency number? In addition, you also know other complaints supervision number? ...... Right now is the Dragon Boat Festival small long vacation, practical number of left left forward collection, for a rainy day! (look for the official customer service, avoid cheated! ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

搞笑图片会:
    这可能就是我单身的原因QAQ ​ ​​​​
[This may be the reason why I single QAQ]


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热榜哥:
    视频:公元年到年中华版图历史变迁动画[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑] #当时我就震惊了##低调炫技# tRSZjHN ​​​
[Video the year to the Chinese landscape history change animation [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] # I was shocked the # # # low key technique tRSZjHN]


欢迎投稿自己的小视频 说不定会成网红哟

马男波杰克集:
    没有谁能左右你的情绪,只有你自己不放过自己。睡吧! ​​​
[No one can control your emotions, only you dont pass. Sleep!!!! ​​​]


人的面孔常常反映他的内心世界,以为思想没有色彩,那是错误的。

金美辛:
    大帅帅拉高了我们整个团队的颜值[笑而不语]@Anthony段鹏程 ​​​
[Prince handsome up the appearance level of our whole team [smiling without a word] @ Anthony inati]


工作联络 经纪人李小姐 经纪人王先生 Q:工作邮箱@qq

chaiwofong:
    “不會有人猜到為什麼會這樣 😑😑😑”tRSZxWv (使用#秒拍#錄製,免流量看熱門短視頻!) ​​​
[“为了不会有人猜到什麽会这样😑😑😑”trszxwv(使用#秒拍#录制执照流量看,热门短视此时!)​​​]


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搞笑逗比视频:
    超级震撼!看一看太阳眼中的你![吃惊]看后你一定会坚定坚持涂防晒霜的心!tRKduBs ​​​
[Super shock! Take a look at the sun in the eyes of you! [surprised] look after you will firmly adhere to the heart of the sunscreen! tRKduBs]


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Y阿中:
    我刚刚获得枚金牌,累计收获了枚。拼脚力#步步夺金#,来tRtagCI和我一起拼金牌吧! ​​​
[I just got gold MEDALS, the cumulative gain. Spell at # # gold, step by step to tRtagCI I spell it with the gold medal! ​​​]


普通百姓,表一些正常思维。非高海拔

励志哲理人生:
    ▷ #励志哲理人生#
懂我的人,不必解释。不懂我的人,何必解释。我们确实活得艰难,一要承受种种外部的压力,更要面对自己内心的困惑。 ​​​

[Spending # # motivational philosophy life < br > understand me, dont have to explain. Dont understand me, why the need for explanation. We do live hard, we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities. ​​​]


解析男女情感,温暖心灵,讨论两性、婚姻、恋爱等情感问题。

总裁语录:
    【差距是怎么产生的】①当你在想玩什么,有人在想学什么——时间;②当你在做计划,有人已出发——执行;③当你为上次失败沮丧,有人已开始下次尝试——心态;④当你决定放弃,有人却坚信前进就有希望。那些比你走得远的人,并不一定比你聪慧,只是每天多走了一点。坚持,是最强大的力量。转 ​​​​
[How is the gap between 】 【 () when you want to play what, someone want to learn what - time; () when you are making plans, someone has set out - execution; () when you are frustrated for the last time failure, some people have begun to try next time - mind. () when you decide to give up, some people believe that there is hope. Those who go far than you, is not necessarily wise than you, just walk a little more English every day. Insist, is the most powerful force. turn]


总裁语录自媒体合作伙伴

幽默搞笑叔叔:
    好朋友就是那个在关键时刻能帮你一把,哈哈哈太有爱了~[笑cry] ​ ​​​
[Good friends is that at a crucial moment can give you a hand, ha ha ha too have love ~ [laugh cry]]


我的微信号:xiaofushushu

电影小咖:
    《听说》里我最喜欢的一场戏是彭于晏跟陈意涵的表白。彭于晏以自己的角度出发,对于他来说他是对着聋哑人表白,所以他躲在陈意涵身后可以毫无顾忌说出那番话。由于整部电影也没让观众没获得全知视角,所以此刻观众也无法从陈意涵的表情中读出太多内容。等看完电影回过头再看这一段,跟第一次看的感觉就 ​​​
[Heard in one of my favorite scene is a profession with Chen peng implications. Peng with their own perspective, for him, he is to vindicate the deaf, so he hid in Chen meaning behind the words can say. Due to the whole movie didnt also let the audience didnt get the omniscient point of view, so at the moment the audience couldnt read too much content from Chen meaning expression. Such as come back to see the movie, this passage to see feel for the first time]


你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q

JuanMao_Depp狂热:
    给杰克小麻雀疯狂打call!!!!!!他是天使吗!!!!!!!!!! ​​​
[Make a call to jack sparrow crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is an angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]


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我和渣男的狗血经历:
    健身和读书,是世界上成本最低的升值方式,不要花时间在不爱你的人身上,各位 晚安 ​​​
[Fitness and reading, is one of the worlds cheapest ways to appreciate, dont spend time on someone who doesnt love you, good evening]


你又在看我微博。

鹭之森夏莉:
    ……
感觉腿上有蚊子在吸血 一巴掌拍了上去
黑黑的什么都看不清楚 也找不到蚊子的尸体
只能看到手上的一滩血迹
很慌很恶心 ​​​

[...... < br > feel legs have mosquitoes in the vampire slap up < br > black cant see anything Also can not find the mosquitos body < br > can only see the hands of a pool of blood < br > very disgusting]


Shanghai is RED 精神上海人的日本人🇯🇵 ♂デス 未关注评论已开 刷屏注意

桥话:
    错过其实就这么简单:“在男生的世界里,你爱我就不会走;在女生的世界里,你爱我就会来找我。所以,最后你没有挽留、我也没有回头。一瞬擦肩,一辈子没见。” ​​​​
[Miss is so simple in a world of boys, do you love me wont go; in the girls world, do you love me will come to me. So, finally you dont have to retain, I did not turn back. Moment rub shoulders, lifetime didnt see. ​​​​]


【情感搬运工】哪有什么感同身受   ”

健身女王Miuo:
    日本最流行的魔法减大腿操,第一次做就会有效果。觉得自己腿粗的朋友们一定要练这个视频,穿裤子腿型不好看的也快点跟上,动作简单,几分钟就可以完成。都存了练吧![good]tRcKxqs ​​​
[Japans most popular magic lose thighs hold, for the first time will have effect. Feel the leg thick friends must practice this video, wear pants legs not good-looking also hurry to catch up with, simple action, can be finished in a few minutes. Are saved to practice! [good] tRcKxqs]


健身女王miuo健身健康指导,添加公众号:miuo(合作Q )

坏男人日志:
    “ 大话西游里孙悟空说 我不戴紧箍 救不了她 戴了紧箍 爱不了她 一万年太久 只争朝夕 一路走来 才发现没有什么是永垂不变 我们才终于懂得 曾经离我们一步之遥的人 一旦错过 之后即使化身绝世英雄 身披金衣金甲 脚踏七彩祥云 一跃十万八千里 也未必追的回来。” ​ ​​​​
[A Chinese Odyssey in the Monkey King said I do not wear tight hoop wont save her Wearing a tight hoop can not love her For too long Seize every minute Along the way only to find that nothing is never the same We finally know once one step away from us Once miss embodiment even supernatural heroes Wearing a golden shining Pedal colorful clouds leap Also not necessarily after come back. ​ ​​​​]


别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ

著名网黄猫日:
    好烦哦 tRSwSfh ​​​
[Good tired oh tRSwSfh]


Sundayday黄日天

我的损友是个极品:
    小鬼子学习用最狠毒的中文骂人,我靠哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我喜欢这个编剧!!![笑cry]tRSPJgR ​​​
[Learning in Japan with the most vicious Chinese call names, I ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like the writer!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRSPJgR]


私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

Nole德约科维奇:
    New gear, new coach, new start. How exciting! #NoleFam# please welcome our new member Andre Agassi 👏🙌👍 ​​​
[新的装备,新的教练,新的开始。多么令人兴奋啊!#NoleFam#请欢迎我们的新成员安德烈·阿加西👏🙌👍​​​]


心中那一抹微光_:
    相信我,当你越来越好的时候,会看淡很多事情,记忆里都是别人对你的好,哪怕是当年让你哭过的人,也能坐下来喝一杯。 ​ ​​​
[Believe me, when you are better and better, will see light a lot of things, memories are peoples good for you, even the people who make you cry once, also can sit down for a drink. ​ ​​​]


有时候,一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

掏心話_:
    “一方水土养一方人  进什么圈子成什么人” ​​​ ​​​​
[What one party soil to raise a party to the circle into what people]


每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。

俄罗斯什么值得买:
    北约峰会,特朗普不想站在第二排,粗鲁地推开黑山总理站到了第一排,一副指点江山的样子,黑山总理:好气哦,还要保持微笑[允悲][允悲] tRSZRrZ ​​​
[NATO summit, dont want to stand in the second row trump, rudely pushed Montenegros prime minister, standing in the first row, the appearance of a pair of opine, Montenegros prime minister aerobic oh, keep smile [allow sad] [allow sad] tRSZRrZ]


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