#上火神吐槽#说一个让你想起来就上火的事情，或者听到就上火的话_______________________________
看看大家都有没有相似的经历！
[A vulcan ridicule on # # said it will make you lose something, or hear will lose _______________________________ < br > see all have similar experiences! ]
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知乎：#知乎放映室# 「距离对于爱情而言，就像风之于火。它吹熄那些微弱的，但助长那些强烈的。在那些每天面对着对方的关系里，每个人可能都曾经至少在一个瞬间，怀疑过这是不是传说中那种『强烈的真爱』。当距离把我们分开，我强烈感受到思念带来的不适、感受到自己对于有对方参与的想象。那时，仿佛人们才
[# zhihu projection booth # distance in love, like the wind is to fire. It blew out the faint, but contribute to the strong. In those relations face each other every day, everyone probably once in a moment at least, doubted if this is the legendary that true love . When the distance separate us, I strongly feel the discomfort of the missing you, feeling with each other in imagination. Then, as if people only]
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冷笑话精选：明天就了！留下你的坐标和一个最想吃的东西，看看有没有人约你[doge]
[Tomorrow! Leave your coordinates, and one of the most want to eat something, see if there are people around you [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：总觉得似乎有个幕后大boss...
[Always feel that there seems to be a big boss behind the scenes...]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
Origins悦木之源：由于温度变化，空气湿度变化等问题，肌肤无法及时反应，在换季的时候敏感性肌肤很容易遭肌肤挑战，出现刺痒、脱皮与泛红等问题。如果你是敏感肌肤，更要注意补水与修护肌肤哦。你需要一点灵芝能量内外御肤，每天湿敷悦木之源灵芝水缓解肌肤泛红、过敏等症状，接着辅以灵芝精华面膜，调理敏感肤质，由内
[Due to changes in temperature, air humidity changes, the skin cant timely response, at the time of change garments according to the sensitivity of the skin by skin easily challenge, tickling, peeling and redness and other problems. If you are a sensitive skin, more attention should be paid to hydrate and repair skin oh. Every day you need a bit of ganoderma lucidum energy inside and outside the royal skin, shi fu yue wood source of ganoderma lucidum water alleviate the symptom such as skin redness and irritation, then supplemented by ganoderma lucidum essence mask, regulate the sensitive skin, by inside]
Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
东方航空：#MU爱户外# 夏天来了，想好怎么浪了吗？分秒手把手教你怎么在海边爽到飞起[太开心]
tRrJ
[# # MU love outdoor summer, think how good the sea? Minutes taught you how to how cool to fly up in the seaside [quite happy] < br > tRrJ]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
新浪News：【女子停车场内被人劫走 绑匪：拿人钱财替人消灾】前不久，家住浙江义乌的刘先生突然联系不上自己的妻子，而一连串的蹊跷事件更是让他非常担心。警察调查发现刘先生妻子被绑架，案件顺利告破，刘先生妻子没有与人发生过节，嫌犯却一直说是拿人钱财，替人消灾...这究竟咋回事↓↓tRanAKW
[The womens parking lot was snatched Kidnapper one has money to eliminate the evil odd 】 recently, who lives in yiwu, zhejiang province can not contact Mr Liu suddenly his wife, and a series of odd events is to let him very worried. The police investigation found that lius wife was kidnapped, case solved smoothly, Mr Lius wife didnt happen with people for the festival, the suspect has been one has money, eliminate odd evil... This actually... left left tRanAKW]
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ZAKER：#ZAKER段子# 没想到你是这样的酒鬼 ！via： 国民老岳父公 tRaHG
[# # ZAKER jokes didnt know that you are such a drunkard! Via national old father-in-law tRaHG]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：回复@花生味丶红烧肉为什么不！何止，太小看了国酒茅台[哈哈]。茅台多少年后每股收益元，不是不可能！[笑cry][挤眼]@花生味丶红烧肉茅台你敢拿到块么
[Why dont reply @ peanut flavor, braise in soy sauce meat! Far, too look down upon Chinese wine maotai (ha ha). Earnings per share yuan maotai many years later, not impossible! [laughing cry] [eye] @ peanut flavor, braise in soy sauce meat maotai dare to block you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：#咔叽咔叽#被如此高级的狗粮，塞了一嘴，B咔叽太牛了~~
[# # troupe, the troupe is so advanced dog food, a mouth, troupe, niu B ~ ~]
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但斌：个人，两瓶国酒之父茅台。喝完把酒瓶破坏，防止造假酒[笑cry][哈哈]
[Individuals, the father of two bottles of maotai liquor maotai. After drinking the bottle damage, and prevent fraud wine [laugh cry] (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
失足少女m：刚才微博被盗号了 tzydIX
[The micro bo stolen number tzydIX just now]
新浪News：【惊魂一幕 停车场监控现实版“贞子”演午夜凶铃】这是一段停车场监控记录下来的视频：午夜时分，一辆轿车打着双闪缓缓驶向收费站点，当轿车停稳在收费岗亭时。保安伸手准备向驾驶员收费，但驾驶室内并没有人。而接下来发生的一幕，把保安吓得摔倒在地撒腿就跑...↓↓tRanRlti
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小野妹子学吐槽：我能怎么办啊，我也很绝望啊[二哈]
[What can I do, I am also very despair ,]
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南方都市报：【公交在交警协助下逆行 只为救人[赞]】近日，湖南长沙一市民在公交站台候车时突然昏厥不醒，紧急时刻，路公交车司机周师傅和乘客伸出援助之手，及时将晕倒乘客抬进车厢。当时正值早高峰，交警临时采取交通管制措施，让公交车逆行一段路直达医院门口，晕倒乘客得到及时抢救。央视
[The bus under the traffic police to assist retrograde Just to save people [who]] recently, hunan changsha citizens at the bus station waiting when suddenly fainted, emergency, bus drivers week master hand and passengers, will faint passengers carried in a timely manner. During the morning rush, the traffic police temporary traffic control measures, make the bus retrograde directly to the hospital a faint passengers get timely rescue. CCTV]
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冷笑话精选：太会玩[笑cry]@贴吧君隔着屏幕都觉得疼@宅腐集中营就是这么惊喜，就是这么意外
[Too will play [laugh cry] @ tieba jun across the screen feels pain @ curtilage corruption camp is so surprise, is so unexpected]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：一篇长长的普吉岛攻略 很详细 想去的朋友马起来！via：沈小俗sj
[A long island of phuket strategy very detailed friends want to go to the horse up! Via shen small common sj]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
知乎：#机构帐号在知乎# 【如果在法国进行一场电影主题的巡礼游，哪些地方是决不能错过的？】@穷游锦囊 ：「桥梁下的塞纳河，莎士比亚书店，咖啡厅 Le Pure Café……文章中提到的影片你最喜欢哪一部？为什么？评论在这个答案下（不是微博下哦）， 日我们将选出分享的内容获赞最多的 位知友，每人送上 JNE
[# # agency account in zhihu 【 if in France for a movie theme tour, where is a must not miss it? @ tips trick under the Bridges of the Seine, Shakespeare bookshop and Cafe Le Pure Cafe... the article mentioned in the film, which one do you like best? Why? Comments under the answer (not under weibo oh), the content of the day we will choose to share won the praise of acquaintances, most per person on developed]
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ZAKER：【飞度很厉害吗？在日本这辆只卖万元的日产小车才是销量王】 在日本这辆只卖万元的日产小车才是销量王。 tRanHENx
[【 fit fierce? The only sell ten thousand yuan in Japan nissan car sales is king 】 the only sell ten thousand yuan of nissan cars in Japan is the king of sales. tRanHENx]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
冷笑话精选：狂拽酷炫叼炸天！拽帽子那一下帅炸[喵喵]
[Crazy drag cool diao fry day! Pull hat that once handsome Fried [meow]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：评论留下一个 你感兴趣的问题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来，就加ta关注呗。[喵喵](说不定有缘份呢 )
[Leave a comment of interest to you. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. Meow meow] (perhaps is the fate?)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：，想表白成功，表一定要够白。
我想要法国总统夫人这款，据说是赫柏林
[To prove successful, table must be white enough. < br > I want French President Mrs. This, is said to be herbelin]
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优酷：#热血长安# wuli萨摩@徐海乔 告诉你~嘴炮起来不分老少[摊手]一只鸡腿变三个，你这魔术也是hin腻害 [笑cry]宝宝们快来拜师求指教啊~记得每周三至周日，上#热血优酷#看热血侦探团破奇案！@超级网剧热血长安 黄金会员抢先看当周全集呦~[心]
[# # blood changan wuli samoyed @ Xu Haiqiao tell you ~ mouth gun up both young and old, [stand hand] a chicken leg get three, you this magic is also a hin greasy harmlaugh cry babies come to seek counsel from master ~ remember every Wednesday to Sunday, # # on blood youku see blood detective regiment broke mystery! @ super net play blood changan Gold member first to see the week complete yo ~ [heart]]
新浪News：【超模范！谢娜透视薄纱美腿隐现 再往下看却很减分】月日，谢娜PO出两张自己写真照，照片中的谢娜一袭白色长裙，裙摆打开，美腿若隐若现，整个人闪闪发光，美出新高度↓↓可是这脚上蹬的是啥？确定没问题吗↓↓tRanjwIo
[The super model! Uproot shayna perspective gauze legs looms Looked down again but very points] month day, uproot shayna PO out two powers photo is illuminated, uproot shayna in the photo a long white dress and skirt is opened, the leg is like concealed, whole person shining, beautiful new highly left left but the foot pedal is what? Are you sure no problem left left tRanjwIo down]
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但斌：和一个读过长江商学院的好友聊天，他说教他们组织行为学的周京教授说：“人生苦短，没时间说假话！”……非常认同！
[Cheung kong graduate school of business and a read good friend chat, he preaching their organisational behaviour Zhou Jing professor said life is too short, dont have time to say lies! ...... Agree very much! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：上周在东京出席谷歌街景峰会，发布@ZCAM 新产品，当然地穿上@ZCAM T shirt。话说我和小伙伴穿上这T shirt，走在美国街头上，有粉丝过来搭讪呢！ tzpOAPv
[Released last week in Tokyo to attend the Google street view summit, @ ZCAM new products, and of course to wear @ ZCAM T shirt. Words I and a friend put on the T shirt, walking the streets in the United States, there are fans come and strike up a conversation! tzpOAPv]
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汽车之家：#家家评测# #家家车生活# 本期视频带大家去香港静态体验日产Serena，国内已经有专利图了，未来可能会来国内。这期视频想通过这类车型来看看居家实用性强的车型什么样。感应电动侧门、两段式后备箱尾门是它的亮点，和丰田Noah、本田STEP WGN比各有所长，希望未来能引入。tRaETmVZ
[# every evaluation # # # every car life this video take everybody to go to Hong Kong static experience nissan Serena, domestic has a patent drawing, might come home in the future. This period of video to by this kind of models to see what practical models that occupy the home. Induction electric door, two sections of trunk is door window, Noah, Honda and Toyota STEP than their WGN, hope that the future can be introduced. tRaETmVZ]
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小S：轉發微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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优酷：#酷剧场# 厉害了~黄轩VS段奕宏，直面一线缉毒警危险职业，电影《非凡任务》优酷会员上线[耶] 故事地点和“湄公河”一样选择了金三角，如果说湄公河是国家大义，那非凡就是揭露最前线警察的危险和心酸。黄轩经历水刑、枪击、毒品各种酷刑，段奕宏演技成精这个毒枭分，戳右观影>>>
[# # cool theater much ~ Huang Xuan VS yihong duan, face to face with a line of antidrug police occupational danger, movie special task youku members online [the] story place and the Mekong chose the golden triangle, if the Mekong is the nations sense of honor, the special is to expose the forefront police and sad. Huang Xuan waterboarding, shooting, drugs, all kinds of torture, yihong duan acting as the drug points, poking right movie > > >]
新浪汽车：#出行生活#今天看到有人开着牧马人堵住路上我就想：买车这干嘛？是要去战场吗？看了这个视频后才知道，就算真的去了战场可能也不行！看来只有信仰了！tRaEyhb
[Travel life # # today to see someone open the wrangler blocked the road I was thinking buy this? Is going to the battlefield? After watching this video just know, even if really went off to war may also not line! It seems that only faith! tRaEyhb]
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小S：現在點我和康永哥ㄧ起上唐老師的直播！快看
[Now I and Kang Yongge tang teacher live on one up! Look at]
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新浪News：【歪招推广APP 编造“夜宿故宫”女主播被行拘】近日，女主播进“故宫”直播慈禧床榻事件引发大量关注，视频内还有类似龙椅、金屏风的物件↓↓月日公安机关依法对三人行政拘留。这种炒作手段可谓鲁莽不计后果。为何一定要在“故宫”直播？女主播这样说↓↓tRanpEf
[【 bad idea to promote the APP fabricated overnight at the imperial palace anchorwoman line was detained 】 recently, anchorwoman into the palace live empress dowager cixi bed event caused a lot of attention, and the similar dragon, gold within the video screen objects left left, the public security organs in accordance with the law, the administrative detention for three people. This means a reckless reckless speculation. Why have to live in the Palace Museum? Anchorwoman left left tRanpEf said so]
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一块去旅行：灯光、歌声、#舞蹈# 、美食……在浪漫的#香榭丽舍# 大街，有一场璀璨的歌舞盛宴——@巴黎丽都 ，等待着你的到来！如何预订省钱又便捷？最近发现了个优惠：年月日前，预订@任游网官方微博@巴黎丽都 门票，即享买二送“一”：
购买两张晚宴歌舞秀门票，可获免费大瓶特级干型香槟（毫升）；
[Lighting, song, dance # #, food... In romantic # # champs-elysees avenue, has a brilliant song and dance feast, @ lido in Paris, waiting for your coming! How to save money and convenient reservation? Recently found a discount (, booking @ as official weibo @ Paris lido tickets, namely enjoy buy two, get a < br > to buy two tickets for dinner and dancing show, can be obtained free big super dry champagne bottle (ml); < br >]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#上火神吐槽#有哪些话你听了就火大？有哪些事你想到就爆炸？有哪些人你都不想和他说话？比如这句“我说话比较直，你可能不爱听”。今天就在这里吐槽一些生活中让你上火的那些事儿，或者那些听到就上火的话吧，说出来让大家都开心一下～[笑而不语]
[Vulcan ridicule on # # what are the words you hear the fire? What are the things you want to explode? What are the people you dont want to talk to him? Such as talk to me this is straight, you may not want to hear. Today just poking fun at some life here to let you lose those thing, or those who hear will get inflamed, speak out let everybody happy ~ [smiling without a word]]
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玩转instagram：ins君号看了索尼XZPremium 的发布会，被这款地表最强的手机的超高配置和镜面颜值深深的打动了，内心只有两个字：“要它，要它”，现在机会来了！无论你是自带BGM的编剧高手！脑洞开到外星球的剪辑神人！还是独具慧眼的预备役导演！即刻参与@AcFun 联合@索尼Xperia 发布的#极客养成计划#：
[Ins jun see SONY XZPremium conference, by the surface of the strongest phone high configuration and deeply moved by the mirror appearance standards, heart only two words to it, and to it, now the opportunity came! Whether youre bringing BGM writers ace! Imagination to the alien planet clips of god! Reserve director or an eye! Immediate participation in joint @ @ AcFun SONY Xperia release # # geek cultivation plan]
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