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新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【外卖小哥逆行撞倒老人留下假名字假手机号逃逸[汗]】山东济南一名外卖小哥逆行时撞倒一位年近岁的老人，他说急着到附近小区送餐，留下自己的姓名和电话，一会儿回来处理。老人等了半个多小时不见人来，因伤势较重由家人送去了医院，经诊断需要更换股骨头。这时再打小哥留下的电话，却...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [take-out little elder brother retrograde knocked down the old man Leave a false name to the rubber hand immediately escape [Mr Khan]] a take-away little elder brother retrograde in shandong jinan knocked down was a near - year - old man, he said in a hurry to the nearby village room, leave your name and phone number, for a while back. The old man waited for more than half an hour no one come, because of the injury heavier by the family went to the hospital, the diagnosis of femoral head needs to be replaced. Then call little elder brother left again, but... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
眼瞎？@悄然将青春走过：钱@情盅：上进心@-妮妮的睡衣：责任心@是欢欢不是弯弯：有趣！@全宇宙最想戴牙套：难道不是人品？？？？？？
[Blind? @ will quietly past youth offer them money @ love the desire to do better @ - nini pajamas responsible @ is huanhuan is not curved interesting! Isnt @ the universe like to wear braces character??????]

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冷笑话精选：
都是骗人的[允悲]@我和贱人的狗血经历哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@xiaoominnng- 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈溜了
[Are lyingallow sad @ my blood and bitch dog experience ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ xiaoominnng slipped - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
精致boy[允悲]@边泽大人：还不如小学生[拜拜]
[Delicate boy [allow sad] @ jersey adult it is better to pupils [bynum]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 是谁来自山川湖海，却囿于昼夜、厨房与爱。晚安
[# ZAKER# who is from the mountains, lakes and in the middle of the night is constrained by day and night, and love in the kitchen. Good night,]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#你会不会偶尔看看行车记录仪中的影像？
[# # good night family you would occasionally look at the image through the vehicle traveling data recorder? ]

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丑女达人：
深夜放个毒，有想揍我的吗？[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] tRlzQLo
[Late at night put a poison, want to beat me? [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRlzQLo]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

新浪新闻客户端：
做好自己就好啦~[吃瓜]
[It is good to do your ~ eat the melon]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

丑女达人：
【要不试试中餐？】来自南加州大学的研究表明：汉堡、曲奇和蛋糕等美食图片可以增强%的饥饿感和%对甜食的渴望，你信吗？（转自：张景琦微信）
[【 dont try Chinese food? From the university of southern California study Hamburg, cookies and cakes and other food pictures can enhance % % hunger and desire for sweets, you believe it? (from Zhang Jingqi WeChat)]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

猫扑：
这个切芦荟的ASMR视频超级爽！还非常有助于睡眠！tRWFFDS（视频：夏目家的小诗哥）
[The cutting of aloe ASMR video super cool! Also helps to sleep very much! TRWFFDS (video summer home of the elder brother of the poem)]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【杨紫怼粉丝：打着爱我的名义伤害我[吃惊]】近日，有自称杨紫粉丝的网友发文宣布脱粉，还为杨紫提出了“平常心对待粉与黑”等建议↓↓没想到#杨紫#亲上阵回怼该网友“我凭自己努力拍戏工作、我谁也没亏欠”，并直接喊话粉丝↓↓句句扎心很多路人看了直呼“惹不起”...tRlzjDc
[[Andy Dui fans in the name of love I hurt me [surprised]] recently, have announced the claims that the net friend Andy fans articles off powder, also for Andy puts forward Suggestions such as the common heart treat powder and black left left down unexpectedly # Andy back Dui # close to battle the net friend I try to finish work by myself, I who also do not owe, and spoke directly fans left left the heart a lot of people look at the word call not to be taunted... tRlzjDc]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
只要是对的人，晚一点没有关系[二哈]@鱻iGreemy：[微笑]生活好艰难
[As long as it is the right person, has nothing to do later two ha] [@ 鱻 iGreemy [smiles] life good hard]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
一场激烈的辩论即将展开......[允悲]
[A fierce debate about upcoming... [allow sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
评论留下一个你感兴趣的问题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来，就加ta关注呗。[吃瓜] (说不定有缘份呢 )
[Leave a comment of interest to you. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. [eat the melon] (perhaps is the fate?)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选：
小腹：问过我意见没？[微笑]
[Abdomen asked my opinion? [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

音悦台：
“白日梦飞翔永不太远太抽象
最后变天后变新娘都是理想
在时代的广场谁都总会有奖
我没有歌迷有他景仰”
睡前听一首经典粤语歌，#Twins#的《下一站天后》，晚安~tRDSVf
[Flying dream never far too abstract finally collapse after the bride is ideal in times square, who are always prize I dont have fans have admired his before sleeping, listening to a song classic cantonese, # Twins# the next days, good night ~ tRDSVf]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

一块去旅行：
【一份南京旅游攻略】耗时天写了一篇攻略。吃吃喝喝走走，有点喜欢上南京了！！
P 丨三天的路线
P-丨景点+美食打卡
P-丨民宿推荐
投稿：烂果核
[Take a nanjing travel tips 】【 day wrote a strategy. Eat and drink for a walk, a bit like nanjing!!!!! P 丨 three-day course P - 丨 attractions + food clock in P - 丨 home stay facility contribute to recommend rotten stone of the fruit]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【老太拦车要钱被给块钱当场扔掉还破口大骂[摊手]】近日，据网友爆料，视频中一名车主行车时，遭到一名老太拦路要钱，车主无奈只能拿钱应付，不料当车主给老太递出一元钱时，老太却一脸嫌弃当场将钱扔掉，之后更是大骂车主后才离开。如果你是车主，你想说点什么_____？ ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 woman pulled up for money to dollars Throw away on the spot to denounce [stand hand]] recently, according to reports coming from the Internet, video driving an owners, by a woman road for money, the owner but can only take money to deal with, but when the owner to the old lady handed out a dollar money, woman is a face of abandon to throw away money on the spot, then to lambaste owner before you leave. If you are the owner, do you want to say something _____? ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
【万圣节重大福利】万圣节不看鬼片怎么行！这些GIF图让你恶搞停不下来！优酷君才不会告诉你我已经看完了！半夜做噩梦，可不要怪我哦！[衰]
#酷剧场# tRlPZpMA
[Halloween Halloween significant welfare 】【 dont see how combine line! The GIF maps let you spoof stop! Youku you wont tell you I have finished! Nightmares in the middle of the night, dont blame me! [failure] # # tRlPZpMA cool theater]

陈旭东：
橄榄球🏈音箱，没有听说过吧。 tRlzjzv
[橄榄球🏈音箱，没有听说过吧。 tRlzjzv]

小野妹子学吐槽：
刨除颜值、身材等外在条件，你觉得你理想中男生最重要的一点是啥？
[Excluding level appearance, shape and other external conditions, what do you think of your ideal boy in one of the most important thing is what? ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【小学生长大后想抢银行老师你同桌想当警察[允悲]】近日，网上一篇小学生作文让人忍俊不禁，老师的评语更是莫名戳中笑点！这篇作文的题目是“我的理想”，三年级的小史同学说自己长大后要当大侠，去抢银行，再把钱分给穷人用...老师的评语相当逗趣↓↓如此热心可还行？tRlzynX
[The pupils grew up to want to rob a bank teacher your deskmate wanted to be a police [allow sad]] recently, the Internet an elementary composition in stitches, teachers evaluation is difficult to express in the punchline! The composition on the topic of my ideal, miniature schnauzer the students of grade three said she grew up to be a warrior, to rob the bank, and then used his money to the poor... The teachers comment is quite funny so keen left left can be ok? tRlzynX]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
[心][鲜花]@暗香依旧：@但斌作为一位后的我，拜读着你的著作—《时间的玫瑰》，感触最深的是你字里行间所流露出的家国情怀，以及对人性的深刻理解和探讨，让人顿悟进而心向往之。可能反而冲淡了我希望通过涉猎大量证券书籍，进而快速实现赚钱的目的。谢谢！🙏🙏
[[heart] [a flower] @ fragrance still @ but bin as a after I read your book - roses of time, feel the deepest feelings is your words reveal home countries, and deep understanding of human nature and the discussion, let a person Epiphany and then ambition. Can dilute the I hope that through books in a large number of securities, thus achieve the purpose of making money fast. Thank you very much! 🙏🙏]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@跳大神的小主：这是搞笑吗哈哈哈哈哈哈
[@ becoming small Lord this is funny Ha ha ha ha ha ha]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

MIUI：
如果电话号码后三位代表你手机配置，你的会是怎样_____？
[If the phone number after three mobile phone configuration on your behalf, you will be how to _____? ]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

但斌：
[吃惊]@老马自奋蹄真有这事？太让人震惊了@作家沙光原来如此！@人间秋雨朋友与敌人的时效
[[surprised] @ old colleagues shoes really have this? Too shocking @ writer sand Thats it! @ the limitation of rain human friends and enemies]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
猫有九命[爱你]
[A cat has nine lives love you []]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
@曼巴小A[思考][笑cry][允悲]
[@ mamba small A [thinking] [laugh cry] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
珍惜眼前吧[二哈]
[[two treasure eyes!]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
美！@杜昂枳这图我能看一天[doge]
[The United States! @ the nature definite This figure can I see a day [doge]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
@TFBOYS-王源、@张一山、@周冬雨、@邓伦 ·····还有更多散装明星，你偶遇了谁？[坏笑]一起晒出你接到的电话吧!继续在优酷搜“你给我出来”，看看还能召唤出谁！[太开心]
[@ TFBOYS - hanah, @ yishan zhang, @ zhou, @ Deng Lun... more bulk star, who did you encounter? [laugh] sun together out of you received the phone! Continue to youku search you gave me out, and see who can call! [quite happy]]

猫扑：
【台湾一幼儿园庆祝万圣节老师扮鬼吓哭小朋友】昨日，台湾高雄一幼儿园举办万圣节活动，一名老师扮成了厉鬼的样子，让不少小朋友当场吓哭，视频中可以看到，“扮鬼”的老师还朝着一位正在哭喊的小女孩一声狂吼...今日，这间幼儿园在其脸书主页上发布了一则公告，幼儿园中心主任表示该老师目前仍是试用...全文： m.weibo
[【 Taiwan a kindergarten celebrate Halloween Teacher is dress up as ghosts cry of children yesterday, Taiwan kaohsiung a kindergarten Halloween activities, and the appearance of a teacher as a spectre, let many children cry on the spot, you can see in the video, dress up as ghosts teacher also toward a little girl was crying a loud roar... Today, the kindergarten issued a notice on its facebook page, kindergarten, the director of the center said that the teacher was still is to try... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
心都要化了，怎么这么暖！ tRlPvGF
[The heart will change, how so warm! tRlPvGF]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
#夜福利#红色情人，宝马款 M Competition Package~
[Welfare # # night red lover, BMW M Competition Package ~]