一场交响乐团演奏上，正当大家兴致勃勃地聆听时，却有一位女士自顾自地睡着了于是坏坏的指挥家小哥决定用一种特别的方式叫醒这位听众，全场观众和演奏者都瞬间笑崩[笑cry]tRYJBED
[A symphony orchestra, when everybody cheerfully to listen, but a lady simply asleep so badly conductor little elder brother decided to use a special way to wake up the audience, the audience and the players are cracking moment [laugh cry] tRYJBED]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：我国新成立的这家公司资产.万亿 有个世界之最 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRYJyoFa
[Chinas newly established the company assets. A world @ $spicy headlines tRYJyoFa (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：据央视报道，近日，中国空军航空兵某部机动到千里之外的陌生海域，展开空战训练，适应深海环境，锤炼提升部队远海作战能力。点，数架国产歼-B战机从南部某军用机场梯次起飞，完成战术编组后，直奔海洋深处展开空战对抗。报道中还...@辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪军事） tRYJSyz
[, CCTV reported recently, the portion of the Chinese air force aviation motor by thousands of miles away in unfamiliar waters, an air combat training, to adapt to the deep sea environment, temper to improve combat troops operating ability. Points, number of home-grown fighters - B aircraft taking off from a military airport in southern pilot, completion of tactical marshalling, straight to the depths of the ocean air combat against. The report also... @ spicy headlines tRYJSyz (share since @ sina military)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：朝鲜宣布成功试射新型洲际弹道导弹 可打击美本土 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRYJEtl
[North Korea announced that successfully test-fired a new intercontinental ballistic missile Can hit the local @ spicy headlines tRYJEtl (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：马住等留长头发！@奶油味的巧克力派 囤起来[喵喵]
[Horses live to keep long hair! @ creamy chocolate pie lock up [meow meow]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：遗产税来了？财政部给出了权威说法 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRYxrv
[The tax? The finance authority is given @ spicy headlines tRYxrv (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：[doge]@沙县小吃：周冬雨：怎么把我和他们放一块了哈哈哈哈
[[doge] @ the sha county snack zhou how to put a piece of me and they ha ha ha ha]
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MIUI：#MIUI#快如闪电，在系统设置中新增“MIUI实验室”功能，为发烧而生。目前支持“传送门”、“相册图片查找”功能，后续MIUI实验室中还会有更多的黑科技加入，说说你的期待？
[As quick as lightning, # MIUI# new beautiful MIUI lab functions in system Settings, born to a fever. Currently supported portal and album pictures search function, there will be more beautiful MIUI lab later black science and technology to join, tell me about your expectations? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
一块去旅行：【北京胡同】—那时候的日色变得慢
[Beijing hutongs - when the sunlight becomes slow]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#家人帮家人#@打我 ：“大家好，本人岁，打算提冠道，但是家里人想让提系GT，用作婚车，预算在万以内，有推荐的车型么，感谢！”
[# @ # family help family hit me hello, my age, to make crown, but the family want to mention is GT, used as a car, budget within the wan, have recommended models, thank you! ]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【为躲两只狗追赶，女子退上快车道被公交撞伤，狗主人：狗没咬你，你自己跑的[吃惊]】近日，一女子为了躲避迎面扑来的两条狗，退到了机动车道上，被一辆公交碾轧，导致腿部骨折。女子认为狗主人要负责，而狗主人说，“我家狗没咬你，是你自己跑到公交道上的。”对此你怎么看？[思考]...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 to hide two dogs chased, woman hit by a bus lane on the back, the dog dogs dont bite you, you run [surprised]] recently, a woman came to avoid head on the two dogs, back to the road, was killed by a bus rolled, lead to a broken leg. Woman think dog owner will be responsible for, and the owner said, my dog didnt bite you, is you ran to the bus road. What do you think of this? [thinking]... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：论脑洞我只服泰国[允悲]泰国新出了一个旅游宣传片，悬疑片的开头，但是看到结尾....[允悲] tRYJtT
[Theory of imagination, I only take Thailand [allow sad] Thailands new out a tourism promotion, the beginning of the suspense, but to see the end... [allow sad] tRYJtT]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#电视剧将军在上#玉瑾@盛一伦 提拔兄弟当官，不仅做了个顺水推舟的人情，还为自己破案添了把力。真乃识人善用的机智小郡王也！[哆啦A梦花心]
tRYJC
[# # general TV series in the jade jin @ a Aaron promoted brother officer, not only made a show of human feelings, also to solve the force. Really is a talented people to make good use of tact small king county also! [doraemon flower heart] < br > tRYJC]
新沐sunshine：越来越严重了
[More and more serious]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国大阪南海难波站的面包店“门扉”，店内各种唤醒你沉睡年少女心的卡通造型面包，有萌萌哒狗子、企鹅、小熊、猫咪、周冬雨...想全部买回家挨个啃[太开心][太开心][太开心]
[The south China sea island of Osaka difficult wave station bakery door, store a variety of wake you sleep years young girl heart cartoon modelling of bread, have a lovely dog, penguins, teddy bear, cat, zhou... Want to buy home each face all [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]
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微博汽车：满满的未来科技感不输T的美式复古
[The full sense of the future of science and technology is not to lose T American restoring ancient ways]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
当当李国庆：tRYxpUg
[tRYxpUg]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小浪同学爱吐槽：首先......[拜拜]@手机上的新浪 分秒的男同学亮了[并不简单]
[First of all... [bynum] @ sina minutes male student lit on the phone [] are not simple]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：感谢指正~@行圆汽车大全 准备拿小编祭天了~@崔珺-carson 人家明明是@行圆汽车大全 [笑cry]
[Thanks to correct ~ @ line round car daqo ready to take the small make up to worship the ~ @ Cui Jun - a car of Carson, the somebody else is clearly @ line [laugh cry]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##香港警车#【冲锋车里都有什么？ 香港警车大观(上)】去年这个时候，我们聊过几期美国的警车（福特、GM、克莱斯勒），那时候就想稍后再聊聊别的地方的警车，结果这一稍后就稍后了一年。好了，警车系列终于可以继续开始了，我们今天就先来看看香港警车。tRYJRGiK
[# # # # every auto culture of Hong Kong police car 【 charge car have? Hong Kong police observatory (on) 】 this time last year, we talked a few police cars in the United States (ford, GM, Chrysler), then you want to talk about other places later a police car, as a result the later a year later. Well, the police car series finally can continue to start, we lets look at the Hong Kong police cars today. tRYJRGiK]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜：#正义联盟招募新英雄# 正义联盟大战过后，正在寻求更多外援？机智的监控摄像记录下了这一切…tRYUVZPS
[# # justice league recruit new heroes justice league after the war, is seeking more foreign aid? Intelligent monitoring camera to record all this... tRYUVZPS]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：#天使爱消除#港真，这辈子能穿上天使翅膀的梦想，还是更新版本后的@天天爱消除官微 帮我实现的...
[# angel love really eliminate # port, can put on the wings of dream in my life, every day or updated version after the @ love help me achieve eliminate officer micro...]
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南方都市报：【国内首例！醉驾男子自愿社会服务小时 检方不予起诉】浙江男子张某醉酒驾驶发生交通事故，因张某符合浙江省“酒精含量mgml以下，且无造成他人轻伤及以上后果的可不起诉或免予刑事处罚。”的情况。在自愿完成小时社会服务后，检察院对张某作出不起诉的决定。澎湃新闻tRYMrFw
[The domestic first! Drunk man voluntary community service hours Prosecutors case 】 zhejiang man zhang drunk driving accidents, by zhang in zhejiang province alcohol MGML below, without causing injuries and above the consequences of not to prosecute or exempted from criminal punishment. In the case. In after hours of social service voluntarily, procuratorate to make a decision of not to Sue zhang. Surging news tRYMrFw]
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微博汽车：#我与汽车的日常# 【的士围堵网约车抢客，拉车门纠缠乘客：你跟我走，我一分钱不要你的[摊手]】月日，在安徽工程大学小北门的门口，一群出租车司机围堵网约车，反复拉开车门劝说两位女学生不要坐网约车，多次拉开车门纠缠不休，两个女学生只得下车坐公交。[二哈] 你们有遇到过这种情况吗？...全文： m.weibo
[# # and my car daily [taxi containment network about car rob, pull the door to entwine passenger you go with me, I dont you a penny [stand hand]] month day, at the gate of the small north anhui university of engineering, a group of taxi drivers containment network about car, opened the door again and again to persuade dont sit around the car, two female students importunities pull open the door for many times, two female students had to get off bus. [two ha] you have encountered this kind of situation? ... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
青年时报：【宜家夺命柜藏安全隐患 幼儿家长：固定家具有效吗？】近日，宜家宣布因马尔姆系列抽屉柜存在导致儿童意外受伤的隐患，在北美被召回，但在中国并没有此计划。因此，有商家倡导顾客对该款家具进行墙体固定。不过家长认为，还是应该从柜子自身找问题，钉在地上以后搬家了柜子也不好解决。据了解，除...全文： m.weibo
[【 ikea killing tank hidden safety problems parents fixed furniture is effective? Recently, ikea announced by series of malm drawer ark is the hidden danger of accident injury in children in North America have been recalled, but not this plan in China. Therefore, it is advocate for customers who wall fixed on the furniture. But parents think, or should I find from the cabinet itself, after the nail on the ground to move the cabinet is not good to solve. It is understood that in addition to... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：幸福真的扑面而来…
[Happiness really face...]
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优酷：#九州海上牧云记# 抢镜三宝[坏笑]：小笙儿@黄轩的微博 的小手，寒江哥哥@窦骁 的大白牙，and和叶@周一围 的逆天睫毛[色][色]！跟优酷君一样被迷到尖叫的请举手~
冷笑话精选：后每个月收入多少才正常？
看看大家晒的工资，你的工资呢？ 给大家拖后腿了么……[允悲]
[Before how much income every month normal? < br > see you bask in the salary, whats your salary? Give everyone dragging yao... [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：踩车一时爽...[挖鼻]@手机上的新浪 估计车主也是怕怕的[吃瓜]
[On a cool car... [one nose] @ sina estimates on the mobile phone owners also afraid afraideat the melon]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：#微博汽车趣闻# 来中国前……来中国后……一脸懵逼歪果仁。@汽车大tRYyJNeD
[# # weibo car anecdotes before coming to China... After coming to China... A face of meng made crooked nuts. Big tRYyJNeD @ cars]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
薛蛮子：回复@无心修行-茶艺师是@无心修行-茶艺师最后一张是五岳散人吗@薛蛮子@薛蛮子第一期众筹即将开始。@多彩投 将公布众筹标的与细节。敬请关注。现在想参加众筹的童鞋们很多。这次抢不上份额的下次还可以再抢。我们会在今后十二个月中买个町屋，机会总有滴。
[Reply @ unintentionally practice - tea is @ practice unintentionally - tea is finally a scattered five people @ xue xue barbarian @ the barbarian first phase of the raise is about to begin. @ colorful cast will release all the raise target with details. Stay tuned. Now want to join the raise the favorite of many. This rob dont share the next time you can also grab. We will buy a town house in the next months, chance always drops.]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小米手机：你要的红米新品来了！
这一次，它将把「千元全面屏」带给更多国民。
与国民美少女@SNH 一起 #为红米千元全面屏打CALL#，抢先赢新品手机→tRYMiGwV
月日 红米和 #红米Plus# 新品发布会，转评抽送 台全面屏红米。
[Red rice do you want new product! < br > this time, it will bring one thousand yuan full screen to more people. < br > with national beautiful girl @ SNH # for full screen play CALL# red rice one thousand yuan, first to win new phone - > tRYMiGwV < br > #, red rice and red rice Plus# product launches, turn to a review of the pumping station full screen red rice. ]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
小野妹子学吐槽：妈耶！我就知道我不是一般人[摊手]《九州海上牧云记》里星命皇帝的百分之百不平凡，不服来战[摊手] 测试戳右：tRYJChgi
[Mom! I will know that I am not the average person [stand hand]s star in kyushu sea shepherd cloud, and the emperors one hundred percent extraordinary life, refuses to fight [stand hand] test stamp right tRYJChgi < br >]
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猫扑：【怀孕准后妈杀害岁男童嫉妒孩子分走男友太多爱】桂林临桂的伍某与徐某是情侣关系，徐某之前有过一段婚姻，她认为她应得的那份爱被徐某岁的孩子分掉了，出于嫉恨，她在孩子放学时接走他，然后在自己家附近将孩子杀害，并把尸体装箱拉到公里左右的地方掩埋。因伍某怀孕在身，现已被警方实行刑事强...全文： m.weibo
[【 pregnancy must boy jealous stepmother killed old points left her boyfriend too much love 】 o of guilin in guangxi with xu is in a relationship, xu had a marriage before, she thought she deserved that children under the age of love by xu points out, out of jealousy, she picked him up when children from school, and then will be the death of the child in her family home, and the bodies buried packing to km. Because he has o be pregnant, has strong by police in criminal... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##艾康尼克#【艾康尼克七系将用微软互联网汽车平台】在洛杉矶车展前夕举行的AutoMobility LA汽车科技大会上，艾康尼克（ICONIQ）新能源汽车有限公司与微软（Microsoft）正式成为合作伙伴，共同开发定义未来出行方式的智能汽车。两者合作的首款产品是预计于年上市的纯电动车艾康尼克七...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # YiKang every news Nick YiKang Nick seven department will use Microsofts Internet car platform 】 on the eve of the Los Angeles auto show AutoMobility LA auto technology conference, held YiKang Nick (ICONIQ) new energy automobile co., LTD., with Microsoft (Microsoft) officially became partners, common development and define the future of smart car travel way. Both cooperation first product is expected to be listed in pure electric vehicle YiKang Nick seven... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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