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Yesung110684：
早上好 !! 🌤 #goodmorning #愛태우다(#Shadowless) #KRY
[早好! ! ! ! ! ! !🌤# goodmorning #爱情태우다KRY(# Shadowless)#]

北美吐槽君：
“ZW的时候以为室友睡着了，正要GC，一睁眼发现室友整惊恐的看着我...”
[When ZW thought roommate asleep, was about to GC, the frightened eyes found roommate looked at me... ]

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曼联新闻：
【全场-曼联-沃特福德】北京时间月日，赛季英超第轮，曼联客场对阵沃特福德。上半场阿什利扬梅开二度，马夏尔破门为曼联取得三球领先。下半场沃特福德由迪尼和杜库雷连扳两球，随后林加德破门为曼联锁定胜局。最终曼联-取胜。战报tRYJPek
[Full - Manchester united - watford 】【 Beijing time, February nd season the first round of the premier league, Manchester united away against watford. ASHLEY young scored twice in the first half, masha, scoring three goals for Manchester united ahead. Watford in the second half by two Denny and ladji doucoure goals, then Lin lagarde scoring for Manchester united. Manchester united - to win finally. The grand tRYJPek]

小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。

鬼卞_鬼老师：
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下一次会是多久之后
[. will how long after the next]

活动联系方式：hustlestudio@

中国书画诗词院：
【腾飞 … 】
[】【 take off...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

sven_shi：
其实我到今天为止都不能认同许多媒体人关于“不要和民众偏见对着干”的说法。就是关于幼儿园那件事。事情刚刚开始时就已经很清楚了。大家都可以借此做一个非常好的科普。

事情从重到轻讲。首先搞明白有没有强奸，因为这个情节最严重，毕竟有个家长说自己女儿旁观了“活塞运动”。一个成年男子的生殖器
[Actually I cant agree with many media people so far about the dont and the public prejudice against. Is the thing about the kindergarten. It is just at the beginning of the already very clearly. Everyone to do a very good science. to talk about a heavier to light. Have first understand rape, because the plot is the most serious, after all, a parent said her daughter attended the piston movement. An adult male genitals]

希望自己每天都能变得更好。

笑话：
喜鹊登枝，恭祝见者喜事连连！早安！[鼓掌]
[Magpie on branches, may see an occasion! Good morning! [applause.]]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

NASA中文：
早安，今日的太阳。
[Good morning, the sun of the day. ]

由NASA爱好者维护的天文，航空，航天，科普自媒体，并非NASA官方微博。

延参法师：
生命是一段匆匆而过的旅程，只有把握好每一天，才能拥有一个实实在在的美好人生。早安。
[Life is a rush of the journey, only hold good in every day, to have a real good life. Good morning. ]

作家

熊市猎人：
早！一次点赞换来一日投资机会，请大家一起努力加油抓涨停！ #财经MCN# tRYJzzC
[Early!!!! Thumb up for investment opportunities in a day at a time, please work together to go catch harden! # financial MCN# tRYJzzC]

学者型投资人，以科学的方法投资

龚凯杰：
早上好🌞😃☀️隔夜帝国股市在A股反弹的带动下出现了大涨！[允悲][允悲][允悲]今日有二只新股申购，点赞中签概率大！[笑哈哈][笑哈哈][笑哈哈]！（市场还有反弹空间[二哈][二哈][二哈]）
[早上好🌞😃☀️隔夜帝国股市在A股反弹的带动下出现了大涨！ [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] there are two new shares subscription today, some great success probability is big! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]! (market rebounded and space [,] [two ha] [two ha])]

我的作品《死了都不卖》【微信公众号：gkj】

阅读小镇：
当眼泪掉下来的时候，是真的累了。人生就是这样：你有你的烦，我有我的难，人人都有无声的泪，人人都有难言的苦！忘不了的昨天，忙不完的今天，想不到的明天，走不完的人生，过不完的坎坷，越不过的无奈，听不完的谎言，看不透的人心，放不下的牵挂，经历不完的酸甜苦辣，这就是人生，这就是生活。
[When the tears fall down, really tired. Life is like this you have your bother, I have my hard, everyone has a silent tears, everybody has hardly bitter! Forget yesterday, today, busy not over of, think of tomorrow, go not over of life, not over the bumpy, but more helpless, can not hear the lies, cant see through the heart, can not let go of care, through endless suantiankula, this is life, this is life. ]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

人民日报欧洲刊：
北京警方通报：红黄蓝幼儿园未发生幼儿侵害事件
[Beijing police reported red yellow blue kindergarten child abuse event]

人民日报欧洲网 peopledaily.eu

情感树心：
日常点赞，点赞这只白孔雀你会收到久违的好消息[心][心][心]
[Daily thumb up, thumb up that only white peacock you will receive a long-awaited news [heart] [heart] [heart]]

求助、爆料、倾诉合作QQ

一串烤全羊：
有时候人很容易出现绝望的情绪，都是因为太过于自怨自哀，过度地陷入自己的角色里出不来。这时候你只需要点开淘宝，把想买的东西都买了，你会发现一切绝望情绪迎刃而解，生活依旧美好，明天依旧充满希望。
[Sometimes people are prone to despair, all because of too much the hatred self-pity, excessively into its role in out. You only need to open taobao, want to buy things bought, you will find all desperation resolved, life is still good, tomorrow is still full of hope. ]

傻人有傻福，傻逼没有

雯姑娘Sabrina：
#雯子爱用# 【近期爱用品分享】✨

早安！雯子给你安利好用品！干皮粉底，脚部按摩仪，超嫩护手霜，超强遮瑕膏...快来唠嗑，这次分享单品不多，因为下个月就是年度最爱啦，简直是飞快，你们陪伴一年啦！

#V影响力峰会##美妆v赏##分享爱用物#
tRYJKIa
[# # WenZi love with recent love products share ✨ 】 a good morning! WenZi amway good products to you! Dry skin pink, foot massager, super super soft hand cream, concealer... Come on, share the item is not much, because next months annual favorites, it is fast, you accompany a year! # # # V influence summit to admire the beauty makeup V # # # to share love with content tRYJKIa]

🌟在德国的美妆Youtuber🌟 工作事宜请联系：splussabrina@

让你逗我笑：
叙利亚内战中这个孩子的父母双亡，留下一小孩，小孩每当想起父母就跑到父母坟上，睡在自己父母的坟墓旁边，充当父母活着那样陪伴父母并感受父母的存在......愿世界和平，珍惜和平！[心]
[Syrias civil war, the childs parents death left a child and the child ran to the parents grave, and when I think about parents sleeping next to the graves of their parents, as parents alive that accompany the parents and the existence of the feelings of parents... May the peace of the world, cherish peace! [heart]]

砖挑各种生活中的幽默搞笑逗比正能量温暖爱心的视频和段子，就为让你开心让你充满阳光和正能量、积极向上，转发、原发、带号业务合作请私信

热美食：
【烧汁菇盒】用肥厚的杏鲍菇包美味的肉末，一道超好吃的美食，口水流下来！tRXaixG .
[With hypertrophic burn mushroom juice box 】【 apricot bao mushroom bag, delicious meat, a super delicious food, mouth water flow down! TRXaixG.]

手把手教你做美食，做个幸福的吃货

评述员詹俊：
曼联的比赛醒来还是一场平局？错啦！精彩的进球大战，“光明左使”的神级发挥与“四大林”之一林加德的千里走单骑都是亮点。遗憾之一是卢卡库没能把握好机会，否则净胜球会更多；另外就是马蒂奇因伤下场后球队中场防守能力马上下降，周六对阿森纳他能否及时复出很关键。下轮该轮到伊布首发了吧？
[Wake up the united game or a draw? Wrong! Wonderful goal war, the god of light left to level play with one of the four lagardes li Lin performers who are bright spots. One regret is luca library failed to grasp the good opportunity, or goal difference will be more; Another is matic because the team defensive midfield ability immediately after the injury, his comeback against Arsenal on Saturday he can timely is critical. Next round that ibrahimovic turn starts? ]

苏群：
怕什么来什么，格里芬扭伤膝盖十字韧带，停赛一个半月到两个月。这下，小里弗斯正式上位，这段时间成为快船队的核心，史上第一对真正的“父子拍档”正式诞生。
[Afraid of what to what, griffin has a sprained knee cruciate ligament, suspended for a month and a half to two months. , under the small rivers upper formally, this paragraph of time become the core of the clippers, the first in the history of the appearance of a real partner father and son. ]

我可以不说真话但决不说假话

猫小北的厕所读物：
国外一网友在商场拍到的一幕，咋看都像一个从小被欺负的麋鹿报仇雪恨成功后绝尘而去的场景，非常武侠玄幻了[doge] #搞笑#
[A foreign net friend photographed the scene at the mall, zha look like a small bullied after the success of the elk avenge the phone scenario, extremely martial arts fantasy [doge] # #]

每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

逗大师：
有的家庭，几根面条就能撑起热腾腾的日子；有的家庭，一堆金币反而把日子折腾得七颠八倒。
[Some families, a few root noodles can hold up hot days; Some families, instead of a pile of COINS pour day seven top eight sleep over. ]

QQ .电话逗大师唯一联系qq和电话。最近发现有人q q上冒充。提醒朋友们一下，以防被骗。你负责开心快乐，我负责装逼得瑟。

禅是禅非：
修行，不是追求完美，而是坦然地接受残缺。修行，就是用智慧看透世间黑白。修行，就是宽容，用一颗善良的心成就一切美好。
[Practice, is not perfect, but to accept the imperfect. Practice, it is by wisdom through the black and white thing in the world. Practice, is tolerant, with a kind heart all good achievement. ]

是禅非禅，是非禅；禅是禅非，禅是非。每日一禅！禅解人心！

曼联：
林德洛夫越来越稳
杨教授越来越妖[鼓掌]
[Linde rove is more and more stable professor Yang increasingly demon [applause.]]

Manchester United

老铁来扎心啊：
分享一个真理
只要自己开心了
这个世界就他妈的瞬间变得美好了[摊手]
[Share a truth as long as self has made happy in this world is fucking instantly became good [stand hand]]

扎心吗？扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

老曾阿牛：
莫道君行早，早安，朋友们。[心]
[MoDaoJun early, good morning, my friends. [heart]]

股金多少事，笑骂于诗中

设计青年：
某团中央真的不是高级黑么？甩锅甩的自己都看不下去了…
[Regiment central does not senior black? Jilt pan themselves see not bottom go to... ]

自由设计师

ManUtdspot：
完场，曼联客场比战胜沃特福德，一场令人稍有意外的大胜，状态爆炸的阿什利杨梅开二度率领曼联破冰，马少锁定胜局，半场比领先让曼联下半场有所松懈和分心连丢两球，好在林佳德终场前一条龙服务力保三分，曼联的表现配得上本场的胜利，但需要更快进入比赛状态，如何解决好前分钟被压制的问题是穆
[Games, Manchester united away than win over watford, an unexpected victory, slightly state explosion ASHLEY arbutus two ice led Manchester united, horse tie, less half than leading distract uniteds lead in the second half and conceded two goals, but Robert linggard final one-stop service lift the three points, worthy of Manchester uniteds performance this victory, but need to faster access to the competition state, how to solve the problem of good minutes before is suppressed is jose]

独立足球评述员第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息广告洽谈商务合作及工作邀约请私信主攻战术分析逗逼段子手兼任微博情感分析师节操已喂狗

杨敢连：
【正义来到】爱女，早晨点我们又放上你的遗照，弟弟给你上了香，你肯定能看到、收到讯息，等会我们会带你一同到上海市第二中级人民法院，见证恶人的下场，同时望你在天之灵保佑我们家人、广大网友、和参与报道的媒体记者顺顺利利、平平安安！ tRYJdTR
[Justice to [daughter], in the morning we put your centerpiece, brother to give you the sweet, are you sure you can see, the received message, and we will take you to the Shanghai second intermediate peoples court, to witness the end of the wicked, at the same time hope you family soul to bless us, people, and participation in media report the smooth, go in peace! tRYJdTR]

我是受害人杨俪萍的父亲

交警陈清洲：
【一位妈妈给孩子定下的条“家训”，值得借鉴！】你不必刻意和别人比较！每个人都是独一无二的人！当遇到欺凌时不用礼貌谦让，否则成为固定受气包……值得妈妈们借鉴！ @王人平 @关颖v tRYGVmRV
[【 a mother to childs article family precepts, is worth reference!] You dont have to try and compare! Everyone is a unique person! Need not polite self-effacing when faced with bullying, or become a fixed doormat... Is worthy of reference for moms! King @ @ Jimmy liao v tRYGVmRV range]

时代楷模、全国公安一级英模、政法系统优秀党员、特级优秀人民警察；一等功臣；福建最美身边普法人、学雷锋标兵、公安爱民模范；厦门市劳模

看评论也是醉了：
多久没见到你想见的人了？每一张图都是故事。[抱抱]「情感」
[How long havent seen the man you want to see? Each picture is story. [hug] emotional]

合作QQ

FATIII：
【高清首发】当地时间上午时，@中国南方航空首架@波音 MAX，B-从西雅图Boeing Field起飞前往夏威夷火奴鲁鲁，开始踏上回家的旅途。
[A.m. local time, hd starting 】【 @ China southern airlines first @ MAX, Boeing B - from Seattle Boeing flown to Honolulu, Hawaii, Field and began to set foot on the journey home. ]