颜如晶吃过的鸡比你见过的都多，不过……在#CF荒岛特训# 里就不一定了。颜如晶一人分饰两角solo辩论，只为解锁吃鸡姿势，果然，最强的敌人还是自己……[doge] #陈赫荒岛特训之夜#
tRYLI
[Pigments such as crystal eaten more than you ever seen a chicken, but... In special # # CF a desert island. Yan as one crystal act the role of the two Angle solo debate, just to unlock to eat chicken posture, and sure enough, the worst enemy or your... [doge] # Chen He island special night # < br > tRYLI]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：难道全北京的烧鸡已经满足不了颜如晶了？！如晶大宝贝竟然也加入#CF荒岛特训#的吃鸡大军啦！资深“吃鸡“少女精分solo分饰“千年老苟”和“刚枪战士”左右手互搏辩论，你是想笑死我好继承我的医疗包吗？#陈赫荒岛特训之夜#tRYjUY
[Isnt the whole Beijing roast chicken already cannot satisfy the yan, such as crystal? ! Such as crystal big baby should also join # # CF desert island specially trained army of eating chicken! Senior chicken girl fine points solo ACTS the role of if one thousand year old and just shot warrior hands and debate, do you want to laugh die me good inherit my medical kits? Special night # tRYjUY # Chen He a desert island]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【市民给违停警车贴“罚单” 交警：已罚涉事民警】月日，一辆警车在陕西渭南街头违法停车，有市民拍照并开具“违法通知单”，相关照片在朋友圈引起热议。当日下午，渭南市公安局交警支队临渭大队回复，已对涉事民警进行处罚并通报。（via 华商报）
[# # weibo communication radio [citizens to fail to stop the police car stick ticket traffic police have penalty involved police] month day, a police car on the streets in shaanxi weinan illegal parking, residents have photographed and issue a notice of illegal, related photos in the circle of friends. Afternoon, weinan nutrient-laden brigade in the public security bureau traffic police detachment reply, has involved civilian police for punishment and communicate. (via Chinese)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：人生不如意事，十有八九百[二哈]@阅读手册：“事非宜，勿轻诺。苟轻诺，进退错。”答应的事就不要抱怨，抱怨的事就不要答应。
[Life unpleasant matter, ten [two ha] @ read the handbook it is not appropriate, you are the light. If light, and wrong. You have promised to do not complain, complain about things you dont promise.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：红黄蓝明日照常开园，希望能尽快给我们一个结果
[Red yellow blue tomorrow morning as usual, the hope can give us a result as soon as possible]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
顶尖设计：德国刺绣艺术家Veselka Bulkan 独具创意的植物刺绣
[German embroidery artists Veselka Bulkan creative embroidery plant]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【新华社：幼托市场不能“野蛮生长”】近期，部分幼儿园曝出疑似“虐童”事件引发关注。虽属个案，但背后深层次问题不能忽视。新华社发评论称：法治要厉行，监管要加强，师资要提升，幼托市场不能“野蛮生长”。各方力量行动起来，除积弊、补短板，给孩子们一片快乐成长的天空↓↓tRYLPSU
[[xinhua childcare market cannot savage growth 】 recently, part of the kindergarten that suspected abuse incident caused concern. Although the case, but behind the deep problems cannot be ignored. Xinhua commentary said the rule of law enforcement, supervision should be strengthened, and the teachers to enhance, childcare market cannot savage growth. The power to act, in addition to the house, short board, give the children a happy sky left left tRYLPSU down growth]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
杨幂：为了保护孩子，我们要了解真相！
[In order to protect the child, we want to know the truth!]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
但斌：发表了博文《马化腾：要加快腾讯移动支付业务在香港的发展》马化腾：要加快腾讯移动支付业务在香港的发展腾讯科技--腾讯科技讯在今天刚刚结束的粤港澳湾区青年营腾讯日上，马化腾(微博)表示，明tRYsuYW
[Published a blog post the ma to accelerate the development of tencent mobile payment business in Hong Kong, ma to accelerate the development of tencent mobile payment business in Hong Kong tencent technology -- - tencent technology at the end of today, Hong Kong and Macao to the bay area youth camp tencent day, ma huateng (weibo), said Ming tRYsuYW]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
MIUI：年月日，MIUI发布了第一个版本，当时只有个用户。MIUI就是从个用户出发，不断听取米粉建议，坚持每周更新，一步一步做到今天的.亿全球用户规模。再次感谢你们！
[(date) (month) (year), beautiful MIUI released the first version, there were only a user. Beautiful MIUI is starting from a user, always listen to rice Suggestions, adhere to the weekly update, step by step, do it today. Global user scale. Thank you again! ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
谢娜：@人民日报【人民微评：救救孩子】虐童事件频发，让愤怒变得无力；虐童“花样”百出，让想象力变得贫乏。此次事件真相虽仍待查清，可虐童事件近期此起彼未伏，已不得不引起警醒：如果连发达如京沪也难绝虐童现象，其他地方情况会怎样？救救孩子，没有基本的人身安全，谈何实现有品质的幼有所育？
[@ the Peoples Daily peoples micro review save the children child abuse, let anger becomes weak; Child abuse pattern, let the imagination become poor. Truth is still to be ascertained, the incident can be child abuse in the near future this up those not v, have had to cause alert if even has developed such as beijing-shanghai to unique child abuse phenomenon, what happens elsewhere? Save the children, there is no basic personal safety, discussing He Shi existing quality in education?]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【红黄蓝明日照常开园 政府工作组日已进驻】朝阳区政府工作组从日已进驻幼儿园，名涉事教师暂时停职，警方已介入调查，监控视频已被警方调走。而对于涉事教师是否有相关教师资格证，其表示还在查。现场的警方人员确认，该幼儿园明日将照常开园。tRYFbO
[【 red yellow blue tomorrow morning as usual government working group, has moved into 】 the chaoyang district government from the day of the working party has been in kindergarten, teachers who involved temporarily suspended, the police have to investigate, monitor video has been removed by police. For the involved teachers have related certificate, the said still in check. The scene of the police confirmed that the kindergarten will be open as usual tomorrow. tRYFbO]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【战斗民族的日常！俄罗斯北极圈小学生放学，场面堪比灾难大片】月日，在俄罗斯萨哈共和国乔库尔达赫，一群小学生在放学回家时，遇上级暴风（风速米秒）。他们在风雪中蹒跚，手拉手才能勉强站稳，简直是《后天》片场再现。当地通常在零下-℃左右才会停课，当日气温-℃。...全文： m.weibo
[【 combat national daily! Russias arctic elementary school, scene as disaster movies] month day, in the Russian republic of Louis saha Qiao Ku dachau, a group of students in when I came home from school, in the superior storm (wind speed m seconds). They stumble in the wind and snow, can barely stand hand in hand, it is the day after tomorrow set again. Local usually about - ℃ below zero will be closed, the day the temperature - ℃. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
猫扑：美女支招如何报复前任？招招见血！tRYkZwd
[A former beauty action how to revenge? Freaky blood! tRYkZwd]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
一块去旅行：夜巴黎，不一样的风情
[Night in Paris, different amorous feelings]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#夜福利#座大空间 途昂~
[Welfare # # night a large space, ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【战斗民族的日常！俄罗斯北极圈小学生放学，场面堪比灾难大片[doge]】日，在俄罗斯萨哈共和国乔库尔达赫，一群小学生在放学回家时，遇上级暴风（风速米秒）。他们在风雪中蹒跚，手拉手才能勉强站稳，简直是《后天》片场再现↓↓tRYDElw
[[combat national daily! Russias arctic elementary school, scene as disaster movies [doge]], in Russias republic Qiao Ku dachau, when I came home from school, a group of students in the higher storm (wind speed m seconds). They in the wind and snow, can barely stand hand in hand, it is the day after tomorrow left left tRYDElw set rendering]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
知乎：【求生之路（Left Dead）的剧情是什么？】徐焜：「求生之路系列的病毒和传统意义上的丧尸病毒不同，这是一种狂犬病的变种，游戏中的『丧尸』并不是活死人，而是活生生的病患，他们对于人的攻击不是出于通常概念里丧尸的『饥饿』，而是一种本能的狂躁和攻击欲。」👉tRYDb
[【 survival road (Left Dead) plot is? Xu Kun the road to survival series of virus and the traditional sense of the zombie virus is different, this is a variant of rabies, zombie in the game is not living, but living patients, their attacks of the people not of usually zombie in the concept of hunger , but a kind of instinct mania and attack. 👉tRYDb ]
发现更大的世界
小野妹子学吐槽：还是推荐电影吧...今天适合看《熔炉》、《素媛》、《辩护人》、《窃听风暴》。
[Or recommend movie... Today is suitable for the melting pot, element are gentle, defenders, the lives of others. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【夫妻晚上总听见婴儿哭 原是它藏下水道[衰]】因家中下水道水管过窄排水不畅，老吴决定进行管道改造。他让侄儿拖来大水管准备换下小水管...然而挖着挖着，老吴隐约听见管子里有响声，低头一看，发现了通体黝黑的它...↓↓tRYgCPL
[The couple always hear babies cry at night Are hidden it drains [failure]] home sewer pipes too narrow poor drainage, Lao wu decided to pipeline renovation. He let my nephew drag pipes to prepare for small pipe... But dig digging, Lao wu faintly heard a noise in the pipes, looked down and found that the shear walls of dark it... Left left tRYgCPL]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
当当李国庆：但愿调查之后，这些猥亵、伤害儿童的事都是谣言，但是现在看来，不是空穴来风
[Hopefully, after investigating, the obscene, hurt children is a rumor, but now, it seems, is not unfounded]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
新浪汽车：#出行生活#一位外卖小哥昨晚收到一份与众不同的订单，一位姓白的女士为路过的天桥下的老人定了一份暖心外卖。今天感恩节，感恩最暖心外卖订单带给我们的感动。感恩白女士。感恩每个平凡而不平凡的人。新浪汽车，也感恩你们的一路陪伴！[心][心][心]
[Travel life # # a take-away little elder brother last night received a different order, surnamed white lady for passing under the bridge of the old man has a warm heart take-out. Today is Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving is the most warm heart delivery orders bring us moved. Gratitude ms white. Gratitude every ordinary and extraordinary people. Sina car, also thankful you accompany all the way! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：【网恋三年发现女友好丑】真爱大概就是两个人都长得丑，却还总担心对方会被抢走[doge]年度最扎心视频，却被暖哭[心]tRYwoTC
[The net love three years found that female friendly ugly true love is two people are ugly, but also to worry about each other will be robbed [doge] years heart video, was warm cry tRYwoTC [heart]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【严肃点不许笑！男子雨中秀跨栏下场悲催[允悲]】两名男子撑着一把伞打算从滨江路的北侧到南侧去，一开始走得好好的，但其中一人突然甩开同伴！一个加速，在护栏处飞身跃起，打算跨过护栏，却没想到一脚踩在护栏上...这画面你想象一下↓↓简直迷醉[吃瓜]tRYBOOY
[【 serious laugh! Man show hurdles end miserable in the rain [allow sad]] two men walked with an umbrella to binjiang road from north to south, went well at first, but one of them suddenly off companion! Leaping with an acceleration in the guardrail fly, intend to across the barrier, but one foot in the guardrail on the... This picture you imagine left left it enchants to eat the melon tRYBOOY]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：哈哈哈哈这只喵喵也太乖巧了吧 tRYAzlok
[Ha ha ha ha the meow meow too clever tRYAzlok also]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：想起马克吐温的那句“现实有时比小说还离奇有趣，因为小说构建靠逻辑，而现实毫无逻辑可言”。近来觉得是“现实有时比小说、影视作品还要残酷可怕，因为作家、编剧们都是人，都被善良限制了想象力，现实中却有些人，根本就是魔鬼。”
[Remember Mark Twains reality is sometimes stranger than fiction interesting because novels build by logic, no logic and reality. Recently thought is reality is more cruel than fiction, film and television works sometimes terrible, because writers, writers are all human, have been kindness limits the imagination, in reality, however, some people, is the devil. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
李开复：祝你们节日快乐
[I wish you a happy holiday]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
ZAKER：【西热分小丁+ 男篮红队大胜香港】 开门红！世预赛首战中国男篮红队-轻取香港，西热力江砍下全场最高分，丁彦雨航分>详情 tRYmggV
[The west xiaoding + hot points mens basketball team the red team victory over Hong Kong 】 good start! , the only World Cup qualifier against the Chinese mens basketball team - Hong Kong, west thermal river cut down full points, Ding Yanyu navigation points > tRYmggV for details]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#九州海上牧云记# “自此以后，苏语凝由我看护！”是是是，你是寒江@石云鹏鹏 你苏你说什么都对！[憧憬][憧憬] 本“江苏cp”党表示一本满足~ 你们被甜到了吗？[心] 李凱馨Eleanor
tRYmJvk
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember since then, Sue coagulation by I care! Is, you are like @ Shi Yun peng peng You Sue what you say is right! [hope] [hope] this cp in jiangsu province party said meet ~ was sweet to you? [heart] Li Kaixin Eleanor < br > tRYmJvk]
但斌：村上春树曾说过：“你要记得那些大雨中为你撑伞的人、帮你挡住外来之物的人、黑暗中默默抱紧你的人、逗你笑的人、陪你彻夜聊天的人、坐车来看望你的人、陪你哭过的人、在医院陪你的人、总是以你为重的人、带着你四处游荡的人、说想念你的人，是这些人组成你生命中一点一滴的温暖，是这些温暖使你远离阴...全文： m.weibo
[Haruki murakami once said you have to remember that the rain umbrella for you, help you to block foreign people, silently hold you in the dark, who make you laugh, accompany you through the night chat of people, the car come to visit you, accompany you cry, accompany you in the hospital, we always put you first with the person you wandering, said miss you, is that these people in your life every bit of warmth, is the warm set you apart from the Yin... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：魔性[笑cry]@学校的章鱼走在越来越胖的路上@轩轩妈妈lovebaby哈哈哈哈 还能不能愉快的玩耍了
[Octopus ones [laugh cry] @ school is in the way of getting fat @ xuan xuan mother lovebaby ha ha ha ha Still can happy play]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：有截图有真相啊[挖鼻]
[Have screenshots have truth [dig nose]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：小笙儿@郑好Sean 和小寒江@石云鹏鹏 愉快的建立了友谊的小船！[笑而不语] [笑而不语]小寒江再现保护金句：“以后我保护你”[憧憬][憧憬]不过小笙儿和皇上@芦芳生 之间的塑料父子情也确实令人心疼[泪]来优酷，看海牧更多精彩~
tRYETcx
[Little @ zheng sheng son Sean and like @ Shi Yun peng peng pleasant boat we have established friendship! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] little like reproduction would sentence I protect you [hope] [hope] but xiao sheng and the emperor @ LuFangSheng plastic between father and son feeling is heartrending tears to youku, watching the sea shepherd more fascinating ~ < br > tRYETcx]
刘彦斌：我对中国经济未来的长期、可持续性增长抱有充分的信心！
[My long-term and sustainable growth for the future of Chinas economy has full of confidence! ]
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