2017年11月25日星期六

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国民老岳父公:
    《矿工的周末》 ​​​
[The miners in the weekend]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

王鸥Angel:
    来#亚洲新歌榜#听@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 的tRYLFao
研究了好久 打榜的格式是这样吗[并不简单]
支持玺宝的首支英文单曲[耶]超好听[兔子]
加油加油加油[心][心][心] ​​​

[# # to Asias new song listen @ TFBOYS - Jackson tRYLFao < br > research for a long time to play the format of the list is that this isnt a simple [] < br > support seal treasure the first English song [and] really [rabbit] < br > refueling refueling refueling [heart] [heart] [heart]]


思想聚焦:
    过了岁,人生就没有退路 ​​​
[Over the years, the life, there is no escape route]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

Daghe:
    最近给自己买了份大型保险,现在带猫打针,新家净化器哄哄吸着甲醛,晚上去深圳准备迎来第二天的阳光普照。
走在这样的路上看来来回回的人,大家的表情没那么凝重。一切都很属于月。我盘算着小情小爱,盘算着工作的。
我爸打电话跟我说请你不要染头,对身体不好,我说好。他还说年底想在老家买房 ​​​

[Recently bought himself a big insurance, now take the cat an injection, new home purifier to coax formaldehyde, evening to shenzhen to prepare for the next day the sun shines. < br > who was on the way that seems to be going back and forth, you look less dignified. Everything is belong to the month. I contemplated little affection love, preoccupation with work. < br > call my dad told me that you dont dye head, bad to the body, I said yes. He also said that want to buy a house in the home at the end of the year]


previously 姜大伯 gotOUT Monata(fr. LA)is now in the 浩室 everyone lets go shopping

Happy张江:
    手超欠的#黑柴妹妹#,总是有各种方法去戳逗哥哥,哈哈哈哈哈哈看着都烦人[笑cry]tRYbRdll ​​​
[Hand overbreak # # black wood sister, there is always a variety of methods to tease brother, ha ha ha ha ha ha look boring tRYbRdll [laugh cry]]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

全球影视指南:
    【国产悬疑刑侦节目《撒贝宁时间》】讲述一个个骇人听闻的真实案件以及侦破全过程,高度还原事件真相,其中的《烟锁殡仪馆》最精彩,《梦境擒凶》最离奇,还有《号房》超凶残,每个案子都很经典,不故弄玄虚,件件挑战你的神经!每一个真实的案例都告诉我们,生活永远比电视剧精彩多了!
【年 ​​​

[【 domestic suspense forensic program sa beining time 】 tell each real case and solve the whole process of appalling, highly restore the truth, one of the smoke lock funeral home the most fascinating, the most bizarre dreams such fierce, there are room super ferocity, every case is very classic, not false, both challenge your nerves! Every real case tells us that life more than the drama wonderful forever! In < br >]


不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片!商务洽谈QQ,,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

刘哔电影:
    温情解说之《素媛》:不多说了,我们静静的看视频吧。 tRYbmui ​​​
[Warmth explanation of plain luca brasi not much said, we all see the video. tRYbmui]


合作联系邮箱 liubi@vip. (微信订阅:刘哔电影 每天晚上都会在那给你们讲故事

我与老公的日常:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那真的是使了很大的劲! ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is that really make a lot of trouble! ​​​]


更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!

新京报:
    【幼童的言辞在司法实践中是否具有证明力?检察官:有】针对幼童遭遇侵害案件的取证问题,日检察日报刊文:①家长可否查看监控录像?只要承诺不随意在网上发布录像,不侵害其他人的肖像权,有权查看。②幼童不完整陈述能否作为言辞证据?只要能清楚、有逻辑地表述情况,可以对自己知晓的情况为自己、 ​​​
[Whether the young childrens words in the judicial practice has probative? Prosecutor have 】 for young children suffered abuse cases forensics, the procuratorial daily published stories () parents can view the surveillance video? As long as you promise not to arbitrarily released a video on the Internet, do not violate the rights of others, have the right to look at it. () children can incomplete statements as evidence words? As long as can be clearly and logically express, can know to myself for myself,]


一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

南笙:
    人间很喧嚣,但人间很美。见过清冽的月夜,去溪上捉云,担心树上掉毛毛虫,担心被月亮割耳朵。不可以啃坡上滚下来的梨,又不想它被蚂蚁爬满。吃下去的籽儿都在胃里发芽了。哪来的那一盏灯染得画面黄黄,有了暖意。灯下的汤冒着烟,有人在缝衣。我答应你,不管人间如何喧嚣,我依然愿意相信人间很美。 ​​​
[The world is blatant, but the world is very beautiful. Seen clear moonlit to catch cloud creek, worry about a tree out of caterpillar, cut the ears have to worry about the moon. Cant chew on rolling down slope of pear, and dont want it to be infested with ants. Continue to eat the seed germinated in the stomach. Which come of the dyed yellow yellow picture, a lamp with warmth. Light soup smoking, someone in sewing. I promise you, no matter how blatant world, I still want to believe that the world is very beautiful. ​​​]


人生如此 拿酒来 (本人目前没有经纪公司,工作事务暂请联系:张小姐 邮箱:troubemaker@yeah.net 谢谢 )

徐海乔:
    一张老照片 ​​​
[An old photo]


代表作《建党伟业》《花千骨》《新红楼梦》等。工作联系:王小姐

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一家名叫“音速打工”的人才介绍公司,为了证明在自家找兼职打工特别快,制作了这组短片...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈脑洞大到没工作[允悲]tRYbpi ​​​
[Island, a sound work the talent introduction of the company, in order to prove that on their own to find a part-time job so fast, made this video... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha big imagination to [allow sad] tRYbpi didnt work]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

可爱宠物中心:
    一只流浪狗的“路见不平”,救下一个在路上被抢劫的女孩子。自己都没有家也没有人爱,在这时还是果断地冲过去想要帮忙。突然觉得很愧疚,很心疼很心疼它[泪] tRYbpL ​​​
[A stray dog road sees rough, saved a girl was robbed on the way. Are no home and no one to love yourself, then still decisively rushed past want to help. Suddenly feel very guilty, very distressed very distressed it tears tRYbpL]


这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!

嘉桦ella:
    女明星變漂亮前的狼狽樣😆😆😆😜😜😜

🏆金馬獎我來嚕
🌧就算下雨也要狠美麗
🥇今晚獎落誰手
📺請鎖定台視第屆金馬獎頒獎典禮
📱騰訊直播也有喔 ​​​

[女明星变漂亮前的狼狈样😆😆😆😜😜😜

🏆金马奖我来噜
🌧就算下雨也要狠美丽
🥇今晚奖落谁手
📺请锁定台视第届金马奖颁奖典礼
📱腾讯直播也有喔 ​​​]



也就傳說中的美麗奇女子,美奇解接! 田馥甄,你是吳買樂,更是我的女神!! 老婆,一日為妻,終生為妻,我愛你!!

我的朋友是个呆B:
    一只博美和二哈混血宝宝。我不胖!我只是虚胖哼![二哈](insarlothepomsky) tRYbRQql ​​​
[A commanding, and two ha half-blood baby. I am not fat! Im just puffiness hum! [two ha] tRYbRQql (insarlothepomsky)]


没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

卡布叻_周深:
    听说这本书有千万读者……这叫我怎么唱啊!很紧张,但是也非常荣幸能跨界跟我喜欢的作家@辛夷坞 一起“合作”,辛夷坞跟我聊过写这首歌词的心路历程,为桔年的故事心碎,也很感动那份爱的力量。一起期待《#许我向你看 #》全新修订版!一起期待主题曲#如果你爱我#吧!【如果…【是什么果…【你猜~ ​​​
[Heard that this book has tens of millions of readers... This call I how to sing! Very nervous, but also very honored to crossover with my favorite writer @ magnolia flower dock cooperation, magnolia flower dock talked with me a journey, wrote the lyrics for the orange in the story of the heart, also very touched by the love of power. Together looking forward to the # # xu I would like you to see a new revision! Looking forward to together the theme song # # if you love me! If... what if... [guess ~]


有事您联系小A先森:。谢谢生米们。

当时我就震惊了:
    八大最佳,没毛病[哈哈] ​​ ​​​
[There is nothing wrong with the eight best, (ha ha)]


深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

J1N-古着刺青:
    灵感来源于生活[微笑] ​​​
[Inspired by the life [smiles]]


古着刺青特邀刷碗工

知书少年:
    妈妈们年不败的厨房秘籍 [doge] ​​​
[Mothers years unbeaten kitchen techniques [doge]]


亦如少年模样。订阅号:zssn

-瓔珞-:
    #天官赐福# 我看的好慢[允悲] ​​​
[# # cheongwan bless me good slow [allow sad]]


一朵盛开在云端的隔壁老王。P站id=

思想聚焦:
    怕只怕自己一直相信的 会反手给自己一巴掌 ​​​
[It will always believed the backhand to yourself a slap]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

爸爸去哪儿:
    #爸爸去哪儿# 早就跟你说了,我们神力女超人可是个厉害角色,不仅能一手提两菜,还能分分钟变身“玉米粒收割机”哦![憧憬] @刘畊宏willliu ​​​
[# # where dad would have told you, we wonder woman is a bad role, not only can a portable two dishes, also can change points minutes corn harvester oh! @ liu geng hong willliu [hope]]


芒果TV自制综艺《爸爸去哪儿》第五季月日起每周四中午,芒果TV、优酷联合独播。

生活大爆炸TBBT:
    一条见义勇为的流浪狗![赞] ​​​
[A stray dog hero! [who]]


私信获取【资源】!Wei信【i_tbbt】。合作QQ联系:

澎湃新闻:
    【全国幼师缺口达万,.%只有高中及以下学历】近日,一些幼儿园爆出的“虐童”事件,让许多人分外揪心,更有网友呼吁,让有资质的专业幼师来关爱孩子。然而事实是幼教相关专业毕业生严重供不应求,幼儿园民办为主、幼师职业门槛低成为当下学前教育的主要特征。教育部年度统计数据显示,年全国 ​​​
[【 the shortfall teachers across the country,. % and under graduated from high school only 】 recently, some kindergarten broke abuse event, let many people especially nervous, more netizens urged, qualified professional staff to care for children. But the fact is that serious shortage, preschool education related professional graduates kindergarten run by the local people is given priority to, low threshold of preschool teacher professional become the main characteristic of the present preschool education. Annual statistics show that the ministry of education in the country]


有内涵的时政新媒体

下厨房:
    【星空吐司】#下午茶小食光# 吐司里的梵高星空~菜谱作者:@_慧绘美食记_ #理想生活季# ​​​
[# # star toast 】 【 afternoon tea snacks light toast in the van gogh starry sky ~ cookbook author @ _ hui draw food remember _ # # ideal living quarter]


xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网,吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱,最文艺的美食APP!唯有美食与爱不可辜负。

美pi猫娘:
    我让小林帮我贴膜,我就去忙别的了,然后回来拿手机一看小林这技术真不是胡吹的,宛如无物啊!心里赞美了她十八遍,美滋滋的神划拉半天,刚小林进来问我,咦手机你拿走啦?给我吧我现在给你贴。 ​​​
[I let xiao Lin sticker for me, I will go to the busy something else, and then come back to take phone a look kobayashi this technology is not kind, just like nothing! Praise for her times in his heart, the joyous god to pull along while, xiao Lin came in and asked me just now, yi phone you take away? I now give you post it to me. ​​​]


家有萌PI一群 淘宝店名:猫娘在路上 不接广告不接试用不转闲置

iPanda熊勒个猫:
    熊猫:???(图源网络) ​​​
[Panda????? (figure) source network]


全宇宙非著名熊猫萌物博主

CDBC空白集:
    Detail of tears | Rogier van der Weyden ​​​​
[详细的泪水| Rogier van der Weyden]


懂得留白,生命才会更精彩。分享|挖掘生活之美。投稿、合作请发至邮箱 @qq

徐冬冬:
    坐地铁 ​​​
[Take the subway]


工作联络👉🏻: 朱斌

李艾:
    窥....... ​​​
[Looking... ​​​]


四丢比...联系人nicky_@

冷笑话精选:
    教你如何用绳子表达你的心意!
超有创意,收了[并不简单]
tRYbAT ​​​

[Teach you how to use the rope to express your mind! < br > creative, accept the [] are not simple < br > tRYbAT]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

四郎的黑暗料理:
    不瞒您说,深圳这次降温,我记得给猫买衣服猫窝零食,但不记得给自己买被子。感冒了。[微笑] ​​​
[To tell you the truth, shenzhen this cool, I remember to buy clothes cat cat litter snacks, but I dont remember to buy yourself a quilt. Caught a cold. [smiles]]


史上最年轻的特逗厨师

韩国me2day:
    【dcinside】用生命在搞笑的孩纸们~[允悲][允悲]墙都不服就服你们~#WANNA·ONE# #姜丹尼尔#-#邕圣祐#-#黄旼炫#(cr.logo)[哈哈] ​​​
[Dcinside with life in the fun the children ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] wall are not suit you ~ # # # #, WANNA ONE#, ginger Daniel - nanning st - you # # # - yellow 旼 dazzle (cr) logo) (ha ha)]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

当时我就震惊了:
    看完了《#寻梦环游记#》,首先,要为迪士尼皮克斯打长途电话!先被亡灵世界的唯美和绚烂的画面震撼到了,又被亡灵世界里那个温馨动人的故事感动到了。电影以遗忘代表真正的死亡,“可以不被原谅,但请不要遗忘”,记住生活中所爱之人。逝去的人们,正是以亲人们的记忆和思念而继续存在。
五星推荐,这 ​​​

[Finished watching the # # dreams it, first of all, to make long distance calls for Disney pixar! Was the dead to the world of beautiful and gorgeous pictures to shock, and the dead to the world in the warm and touching story moved to. Movie to forget represent the true death, can not be forgiven, but please dont forget, remember the person in life is to love. Dead people, it is to relatives of memories and thoughts and continue to exist. < br > I recommend this]


深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

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