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北美吐槽君：
【全球独家】吐槽君黑五发个宇宙大福利，上次放出小时秒gone，这次只开放给吐槽粉，比手速赶快赶快赶快：tRYLWlcc
[Sole 】【 global welfare, poking fun at your black hair the big five last released hours gone, this time only open to ridicule powder, hand speed than hurry hurry hurry up tRYLWlcc]

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卢本皇：
希望每个家长都早点给孩子做性教育
希望所有的禽兽不如的恶魔全他妈去死
[Hope every parents do sex education to the child soon I hope all the devil beast than all his mama to die]

给易烊千玺涮牛肉的作家、歌手、戏精

郑渊洁：
#早起的虫子被鸟吃# 早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着？ #郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了邮局订阅代号－

AY楊佬叁：
这就是所谓的平台
所谓的让国人了解最真实的新闻
前一秒还多没想到会掉就没截图
过了两分钟直接掉到[微笑]
这他妈就是我们看到的？
[ this is the platform called for people to understand the real news is more of a second before Didnt expect to fall is no screenshot after a minute or two off directly to the [smiles] this his mama is what we see? ]

一个喜欢唱QQ爱的杨老板.

馮飛9條命：
[衰]“我有一条长长的望远镜，能一直伸到你的家里面，你说什么做什么我都能知道…”这句话简直就是恐怖片对白，别说孩子了，大人听了也会毛骨悚然……#三种颜色# tRYLWvxd
[[failure] can I have a long telescope, has been to your home, I can know what do you say... This sentence is a horror movie dialogue, let alone the child, adult heard will creepy... # # tRYLWvxd three colors]

昨日已逝，明日成谜。

大欧洲吐槽君：
“一次半分钟，一周一共一分半”
[Half a minute at a time, a total of one and a half a week]

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陶绍明：
tRYLllO
[tRYLllO]

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不知名主播：
地狱空荡荡
魔鬼在人间…
[Hell is empty the devil here on earth... ]

斗地主职业选手

北美吐槽君：
“我的gay蜜真的Never go back了”
[Im gay honey really Never go back!]

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斗鱼解放大官人：
偷个梗，Tony🐎
[偷个梗，Tony🐎 ]

斗鱼TV解放大官人主机区职业主播

女生就要任性：
如果没人护你周全，
那你只能强大到没有软肋。
[If no one care you, that you can only be strong to no weakness. ]

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最猎奇的视频：
小杯、中杯、大杯的真相[费解]

#谜之微笑# tRYmDL
[Small, medium and large truth [difficult] # tRYmDL # mystery of smile]

看评论也是醉了：
【情感帖】十种姑娘，你是哪种？
[Ten kinds of emotional post 】【 girl, what are you? ]

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围脖情感语录：
沉默，是一个女人最大的哭声。女人有心事后，不想多说，感觉说话很累，或许是习惯了沉默，习惯了痛，习惯了安静。当一个女人不理你的时候，其实她已经受伤很深！
[The silence, is a womans largest crying. The woman intentional afterwards, dont want to say more, feel very tired, may be accustomed to silence, accustomed to pain, accustomed to the quiet. When a woman ignore you, in fact she has injured deep! ]

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一句语录签名：
一个人生活，可以很自由。但是，只有一个人，便不能说是幸福。
[One personal life, can very free. However, only one person, you cant say happiness. ]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）

乡下宁宁：
请问火鸡的鸡脖鸡肝鸡胗你们怎么做？我往年都是扔了。
[Turkeys chicken chicken liver neck chicken gizzard, please what do you do? My past is away. ]

惟愿公平如大水滚滚, 使公义如江河滔滔！（摩：）

猫小北的厕所读物：
网友远远看到一只橘喵横躺在地上一动不动，走近时发现，它小嘴微张，头上竟还有只蜗牛正在爬，网友估计它应该死了有一段时间了，正准备善后它的尸体时 #搞笑#
[Netizens far see a orange meow lying motionless on the ground, near found it mouth zhang, head have a snail is climbing, netizens estimated that it should be dead for some time, is preparing to deal with its body # #]

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没有羊先生：
善良没有限制你的想象力，你只是根本没你想象的那么善良。
[There is no limit to the goodness of your imagination, you are just not so good as you think. ]

有时学术混子，有时吐槽作者，兼职妇女之友，业余知心小哥。工作联系tonylin.hk@gmail

阅读小镇：
在辽阔的生命里，总会有一朵或几朵祥云为你缭绕。与其在你不喜欢或不喜欢你的人那里苦苦挣扎，不如在这几朵祥云下面快乐散步。天底下赏心快事不要那么多，只一朵，就足够了。 —— 莫言
[In the vast, the life, there will always be a single or a few a cloud incense for you. In you dont like or dont like you there are struggling, as in this a few happy under a cloud for a walk. M good pleasure dont so much, only one, is enough. - mo yan]

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米兰新闻：
-… tRYLlfCE
[——…tRYLlfCE]

小时滚动播报AC米兰最新动态、发布关于米兰最有趣的内容。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：sports@vip.sina

bdf84：
就说十年前三聚氰胺那事儿又怎么样了？当时大量家长去法院去高，但法院按指示一律不立案，不走司法程序。最后得病的孩子给你治一阵子，再赔一千块钱，事情就算过去了。我记得很清楚当时在 BBS上五毛宝树(对，就是那个宝树)对此的洗地是“赔一千的确少了点，我看应该赔五千。但是，中国的发展不能因为这
[Melamine said ten years ago that thing again? At that time a lot of parents to go to court, but the court according to the instructions shall not be put on record, dont go the judicial process. Finally got sick children to you for a while, and then compensate one thousand dollars, what even if in the past. I remember very clearly when five MAO bao tree on the BBS (yes, thats the treasure tree) for this cleaning is one thousand - indeed a bit, I think should be five thousand. However, Chinas development cannot because of this]

Not a fucking racist

领悟人生：
保持一份自信，做最好的自己，宁可高傲地发霉，不要卑微地恋爱。
[Keep a confident, do your best, would rather proud to mold, do not humble love. ]

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刘东的秋天：
人生就像蒲公英，
看似自由，却身不由己。
有些事，不是不在意，
而是在意了又能怎样。
人生没有如果，只有后果和结果。
命运只有自己掌握，别人掌控不了。
成熟了，就是用微笑来面对一切事情。
[Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but help themselves. I have some things, not dont care, but care about and how. a life without if, and only the consequences and results. only his fate, people cannot control. mature, is to use smile to face everything. ]

记者郝成：
晚安，被虐出京城的低端人口，和抱紧孩子的焦虑中产。在肆无忌惮了无制约的权力面前，大家的安全感，只能来自于更为凶狠的跪舔和虐待而已。循环不息，吃人不止。你盼望的一切开明，一切盛世，都只是袁克定给袁世凯做的那份报纸……充满了中国梦。
[Good night, the city bettered the low-end population, and hold the middle of anxiety in the child. In the face of unbridled power without restriction, you sense of security, can only come from the more fierce kneeling lick and abuse. Cycle and eat people. Everything you look forward to open, prosperous time, everythings just a Yuan Keding to yuan shikai do that paper... Full of the Chinese dream. ]

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哲言心语：
不要失去希望，你永远不知道明天会带来什么。不要轻易去依赖一个人，它会成为你的习惯，当分别来临，你失去的不是某个人，而是你精神的支柱。真正的成功，就是按照自己喜欢的方式，去度过人生。
[Dont lose hope, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Dont go to rely on a person, it will become your habit, when respectively coming, you lose not one person, but your spiritual pillar. Real success is the way of according to oneself to like, to go through life. ]

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美食大趴踢：
韩国吃播大胃王donkey妹妹吃香煎吐司面包，耳机党福利又来咯！ tRYLWGPv
[South Korea the seeding eaters donkey sister popular Fried toast, headphones party benefits to cough up! tRYLWGPv]

你大概是我见过的、全世界最有品位的吃货了😄

北京人的那些新鲜事：
#北京身边事# 【通州明年开通行政办公区公交线】围绕城市副中心行政办公区，年底前财贸学院路口等处堵点将完成改造。明年将全面开通公交接驳线路、快速直达线路和微循环线路。未来一年，城市副中心将配合推进地铁号线东延、八通线南延等一批项目，实施条微循环道路建设，启动一批断头路打通工程。
[Around things # # Beijing tongzhou to open next year administrative office bus 】【 around deputy city center administrative office, the place such as institute of finance and trade crossroads plugging will be completed by the end of reform. Next year will be fully opened bus shuttle lines, direct line and microcirculation line quickly. Over the next year, the city vice center will cooperate to promote south east extension of line number, metro batong line such as a number of projects, the implementation of the microcirculation road construction, launch a number of dead end highway through the project. ]

北京城美食，一网打尽

大连校花：
#大连美食生活#【酱牛肉】做起来很方便，存冰箱，要吃的时候蒸一蒸切片，拌面无敌，美食get√
[# # dalian food life 】【 sauce beef is very convenient to do it, put the refrigerator, when wanting to eat steamed slice, pasta invincible, get food)]

微博本地资讯博主（大连）

秋天的亦然：
查了下我国农村居民的可支配收入，年是人均，农村居民约占总人口的一半；低收入组人均年入元，这个比例是%，也就是.亿人左右；年收入不到的农村贫困人口有万，数据触目惊心。城市里的小资中产，总会有一种错觉，认为身边的人的生活就是这个国家大部分人的生活。年入几十万开进
[Who has examined the disposable income of rural residents in our country, year, per capita rural residents accounted for about half of the population; Into the yuan per person in low-income group, the proportion is %, namely. Around one hundred million people; Annual income is less than the rural poor have, data. Small endowment the middle city, there will always be an illusion, think mans life is around this country most of the peoples lives. Years into the hundreds of thousands of into]

私人博。喜欢拉黑。三观不正，废话连篇，不接推广，不回私信，欢迎取关。

逗逼萌宠秀：
国外一妹纸在水族馆时发现鲸鱼会和自己互动，于是。。就像在玩一个巨屏的iPad，好软萌还可爱[爱你]
[A foreign girl in the aquarium, it found that whales and their interaction, so.. Like playing with a giant screen, good soft Eva still lovely love you []]

微博知名宠物达人。逗逼萌宠聚集地！以宠萌为爱，以逗逼为名！（推广合作qq ）

星座爱情001：
日久见人心，留到最后的才是好的。其实越好的人越不会被珍惜的真的。人生就是这样，说着说着就变了，听着听着就倦了，看着看着就厌了，跟着跟着就慢了，走着走着就散了，爱着爱着就淡了，想着想着就算了……时间消磨着情感和记忆，温柔的，凌厉的。倏忽间，风物换了；眨眼间，人也变了。
[I want to be, until the last is good. In fact the more good people The more is not really cherish. Life is like this, he said, he says, changed, and listened, tired, tired, we watch them follow slow, walk to spread, love love is light, thinking about thinking about even the... Time to spend with emotion and memory, gentle, sharp. All, all changed; Blink of an eye, the person also changed. ]