小野妹子学吐槽:
#火锅造词大赛# 这位少年,我看你骨骼清奇,菜花横溢,造词根本停不下来,是个吃火锅的奇才!我这有火锅,你有空吗?我们有时间切磋一下[笑而不语][笑而不语]
[Coined words contest # # hot pot the teenager, I see you bone QingJi, cauliflower and coined words dont stop, is a hot pot of the wizards! I have hot pot, are you free? We have time to learn [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
@子谦微语:大家应该听懂但总的真诚,只有你认识到什么是真诚真话你才能去选择什么,信任和怀疑可能是一种始终充斥人心的两个方面,特别当自身思维有很大局限的时候,无论投资还是人生都需要觉悟,甚至顿悟。
[@ son modest whispers everyone should understand but the total sincerity, only you realize what is sincerely the truth can you to choose, trust and doubt can be a always fill the hearts of two aspects, particularly when their thinking is very limited, no matter investment or life need to enlightenment, or even Epiphany.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人百度网盘:
一直精进,只为懂你。#手机百度.发版# 一起回到天前[羞嗒嗒]
[Develop all the time, just to know you. # # phone baidu. Release together back to the days before [shame clicking]]
百度网盘是百度公司推出的一款云服务产品。通过百度网盘,您可以将照片、文档、音乐、通讯录等数据在各类设备中备份和管理,亿用户的选择,亿用户的信任!世界很复杂,百度更懂你。官方微信公众号:百度网盘ZAKER:
【桃江通报结核病疫情:确诊病例例】 湖南省桃江县再次通报结核病疫情:截至目前,当地两所学校共报告肺结核确诊病例例、疑似病例例。 tRYbXin
[【 taojiang notified TB epidemic cases confirmed cases] taojiang county of hunan province again about the tuberculosis epidemic so far, the two schools, a total of tuberculosis confirmed cases, suspected cases reported in. tRYbXin]
传递价值资讯:myzaker但斌:
发表了博文《【最新茅台调研—年量价预测+提价判断—东兴食品饮料团队坚定推荐贵州茅台】》【最新茅台调研—年量价预测+提价判断—东兴食品饮料团队坚定推荐贵州茅台】--东兴食品饮料团tRYbXGql
[Published a blog post the latest maotai research - year forecast quantity and price + price judgment - large food and beverage team firmly recommend guizhou maotai 】, 【 latest maotai research - year forecast quantity and price + price judgment - large food and beverage team firmly recommend guizhou maotai 】 - tRYbXGql large food and beverage]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@胡可馨[赞]@胡可馨记得几年前说过,年是个转折年,坚持拥抱蓝筹股[赞][赞][赞][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@但斌[作揖][心][鲜花]@用户:大智慧,超强洞察力[good][good][good]
[Reply @ Hu Kexin [who] @ Hu Kexin remember a few years ago said that year is a turning point, stick to hug blue chip [who] [who] [who] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ but bin [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ users wisdom, super vision [good] [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@我行其野其麦芃芃[赞]@我行其野其麦芃芃远离恶炒,回归价值,让中国股民享受国家、企业成长的红利。这才是股市的价值。
[Reply @ me its wild its MaiPengPeng [who] @ me its wild its MaiPengPeng away from evil fry, return value, let Chinese people enjoy the country, the firm growth dividend. This is the value of the stock market.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@吾是宝儿:所谓”灯下黑“ 就是自己看不到自己的优点,正如平安的人买招商,招商的员工买腾讯,腾讯的员工买茅台,茅台的人买平安,自己永远认为别人的饭香,却不知道自己捧着的是万中挑一的好米。[偷笑]
[@ us is boa, the so-called light black is cant see their own advantages, as people buy safe investment, investment promotion staff buy tencent, tencents staff to buy maotai, maotai people buy peace, oneself always think others smell of rice, but dont know myself holding is one of the good rice. [laughing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@跨越年的恩仇[污][挤眼]@跨越年的恩仇成泉资本是靠加班,国家队和外资是靠精准的价值投资,不是裁判有问题,这些我信
[Reply @ across years of life [pollution] [eye] @ across years of life into spring capital is to rely on overtime, international investment and foreign investment is to rely on accurate value, not the referee has a problem, these I believe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[赞]@沉思的老皮鞋:同一个太阳,远见者的眼里是旭日东升,短视者却是夕阳西下,断肠人在等你电话[污]
[[who] @ the old leather shoes of meditation the same sun, visionaries of the eye is the sunrise, myopia is sunset, heartbroken people waiting for you phone [pollution]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
兼听则明 偏信则暗……@今科无网不胜:那要取决于你能看清楚梯子的长度,如果不是顶部呢?一个公司能够很清晰知道顶部,那比巴菲特还牛了!
[Full set Opinions and dark... @ this section no net be it all depends on what you can see clearly the length of the ladder, if not the top? A company can clearly know the top, that than buffett also cow!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人新浪新闻客户端:
说到婚姻介绍所,许多大叔大妈一听闻便摇头,直批:“那种地方是骗人骗钱的!”
[When it comes to marriage agency, many uncle aunt hear then shook his head, straight group that kind of place is lying cheat money!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端ZAKER:
【男子披露“教科书式耍赖”!数十万网友怒了】 万象|两年前,赵先生父亲被撞飞重伤至今。肇事司机称没钱赔还买房买车。赵先生无奈拍成视频,发微博请求网友帮助。 tRYbSXd
[The man revealed textbook play to depend on! hundreds of thousands of netizens nu 】 vientiane | two years ago, his father was badly hit. He shall restore the driver said no money to buy a house to buy a car. Mr. Zhao had made into a video, tweeting request online help. tRYbSXd]
传递价值资讯:myzaker优酷:
#这就是街舞# 这一次,他们要用爱的故事告诉你,这就是街舞![心]
[# # this is the street dance this time, they want to use love story to tell you, this is the street dance! [heart]]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“相亲角”成老人社交新空间:周六找女婿 周日找老伴】重庆市洪崖洞相亲角,每到周末都迎来大批中老年人,星期六到此是给儿女相亲,星期天则是单身长者为自己相亲。而老人“自我推销”方式与儿女不同,他们认为最有效率的方式是↓↓老人们认为,这儿的魅力远不止相亲↓↓tRYbvjn
[The matchmaking corner as the old man new social space find a son-in-law on Saturday Sunday to find his wife 】 chongqing HongYa hole Angle of dating, every weekend for a large number of the elderly, to mutually close, this is for children on Saturday Sunday is single elderly people for their blind date. With their children and the old man self-promotion way is different, they think that the most efficient way is left left the old people think, charm more than blind date left left tRYbvjn down here]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。但斌:
发表了博文《转:IPO堰塞湖基本消除+汹涌解禁潮席卷而来》IPO堰塞湖基本消除+汹涌解禁潮席卷而来+中国经济网+--+月日,证监会官员在一个论坛上说:新股发行已逐步实现了常态化tRYbigmj
[Published a blog post IPO lake basically eliminated + turbulent lifted tide swept through IPO + turbulent ban chao lake basically eliminated swept by JingJiWang + - + date + China, the securities and futures commission officials said on a BBS, new issues have gradually realized the normalized tRYbigmj]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人南方都市报:
【[话筒]怎么才能在孩子口中得知,他在幼儿园里经历过什么?】中国人民公安大学李玫瑾教授告诉你,如何用轻松的情景游戏了解孩子。tRYyTMP
[[[microphone] how can in the childs mouth, he experienced in the kindergarten? The Chinese peoples public security university professor Li Meijin tells you, how to use the easy game for children. tRYyTMP]
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【疯狂撬开多座公墓偷陪葬品……杭州警方成功抓获一盗墓贼!】说起盗墓,大家都不禁会想到之前很火的《盗墓笔记》或者古老的盗墓门派“摸金校尉”,那些充满神秘刺激的盗墓故事总能让大家津津乐道。月日傍晚,桐庐警方成功抓获了一名盗墓者,破获了系列盗墓案,而这名盗墓者并没有大家想象中的那...全文: m.weibo
[【 crazy pry more cemetery steal funerary... hangzhou police captured a grave robbers!] Speaking of grave, everyone can not help but think of before a fire grave notes or the ancient grave factions touch a captain of gold, who is full of mysterious stimulation of grave robbery story always makes everyone talking. On Friday evening, police in tonglu success had captured a tomb raiders, solve a series of grave robbery case, and the tomb raiders are not everybody imagination that... The full text m. eibo]
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【百万豪车杭新景高速上玩起“叠罗汉”,原因竟是……】在高速公路上开车,一定要注意保持车距,不要跟车太近,否则就可能在意外降临时没有足够的刹车距离,造成追尾事故。“杭新景高速公路上发生追尾事故,其中两辆车‘叠罗汉’,压在下面的是一辆兰博基尼跑车!”昨天下午点分,高速交警杭州支队...全文: m.weibo
[The millions of cars and hangzhou restored highway playing pyramid, reason was... Driving on the highway, it is important to note that keep, dont too close to cars, otherwise it may be accidental falls not enough braking distance, caused the crash. Hangzhou restored train accident on the highway, two cars pyramid , the pressure is below a lamborghini! Yesterday afternoon, dotted, hangzhou high-speed traffic police detachment... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex猫扑:
【专访#教科书式耍赖#视频发布者赵勇:家里已经没有人气了】月日,“教科书式的耍赖”视频发布者赵勇接受新京报专访,他说:“两年前的事故让父亲成了植物人,母亲患上抑郁症,他家已经无法过上正常的生活,客厅的电视一年多没有开了。”tRYohV (via新京报)
[Textbook play to depend on the interview # # video publishers zhao yong home has no sentiment 】 June , textbook play to depend on video publishers zhao yong told the Beijing news, he said the accident two years ago that her father had been a vegetable, my mother suffering from depression, his family has been unable to live a normal life, of the sitting room TV no more than a year away. TRYohV (via news).]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:但斌:
发表了博文《转载:卖出茅台:隐藏的共识》卖出茅台:隐藏的共识原创孙建波--如果你爬到了梯子的顶部,还想再跳一跳,会是什么结果?几乎没有人会说卖出茅台,因为他是公认的好公tRYbxYEz
[Published the post reprinted sell moutai hidden consensus sell moutai hide the consensus of the original he - if you climbed to the top of the ladder, want to jump jump, what is the result? Almost no one would say sell moutai, because he is a good male tRYbxYEz recognized]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:女友的闺蜜,她有两个小孩,全职主妇。咨询我她要离婚要注意些什么?但听她口气,根本不像要离婚的样子,说她老公工资卡都给她管,她想买什么东西也不管。但是她老公在外面有了女人,而且是七八个女人了。她将这事告诉了她儿子,她妈都因为这事病倒了。问题是她老公回来后,也没有见她...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend girlfriend girlfriends, she has two children, a full-time housewife. Consulting me she wanted a divorce should pay attention to what? But listen to her, dont like to divorce, said her husband pay check all pipe to her, she want to buy something no matter. But her husband had the woman in the outside, and it is seven or eight woman. She told her son that, her mother because it fell ill. The problem is her husband comes back, did not see her... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“外卖小哥被差评大哭”视频令人心疼?其实是演的[哆啦A梦吃惊]】“为什么给我差评?为什么?”日,一段外卖小哥被差评大哭的视频热传,视频中,外卖小哥表情夸张,让人心酸↓↓然而这!都!是!演!的!据了解,该视频是经过精心策划的,包括围观的路人↓↓tRYbMWQ
[【 take-away little elder brother is bad review into tears video heartrending? Is actually play [doraemon surprised]] why give me bad review? Why is that? , a takeout little elder brother is bad review crying and video of the heat transfer in the video, take-away little brother expression exaggeration, let a person sad left left but it! All!!! Is!!! Play! !!!! It is understood that the video is carefully planned, including the stranger left left tRYbMWQ onlookers]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐 。
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。一块去旅行:
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[Route Bangkok, Chiang mai - county - phuket - emperor island < br > < br > P - some traffic and trivia about Thailand < br > P - about accommodation p. Chiang mai < br > - P - phuket P - P - Bangkok Thai snacks will buy < br > P - some travel tips hope useful for you! < br > < br > the author small peas jun -]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:冷笑话精选:
网红女孩,猪精佩奇在四川!
哈哈哈哈这画风有毒啊!要被玩坏了都[允悲]
tRYbMICF
[In sichuan red girl, pig sperm page! < br > ha ha ha ha this style of poisonous! Is to be played bad [allow sad] < br > tRYbMICF]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
@高晓松 老师在今天的#晓说#中直言“每个人都欠吴导演五张电影票”。没有错,当年风靡大江南北的《英雄本色》《喋血双雄》《纵横四海》……大家都是在哪儿看的?没买票吧[汗]~~#电影追捕#来了,还不补票?tRYbMIaa
[@ gao xiaosong in todays # # xiao said what everyone owe director wu five tickets. Nothing wrong with the popular of the great river north and south hero starsky bloodbaths world... Where did everyone think? Didnt buy a ticket, please [Mr Khan] ~ ~ # # film after come, still not ticket? tRYbMIaa]
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:我和老公今年都岁,老公两年接触服装行业,培训学习了一年,后来工作一直不理想,但是他很努力,刚开始的时候很有信心,现在工作就总是不满意,总是想辞职,因为他觉得让他做的工作太基础,学不到东西,工资又低,天天加班到十一点,还受气,他就是想找一个能让他学会很多技术性东...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband and I are years old, her husband two years contact garment industry, training study for a year and then work has been not ideal, but he is very hard, have confidence in the beginning, now work is always not satisfied, always want to resign, because he felt that he was going to be working too, learn something, and low wages, overtime to eleven o clock every day, also suffer indignities, he just want to find a can let him learn many technical east... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家小浪同学爱吐槽:
【厉害了!岁养鸡大姐高分通过司法考试】岁的张瑞华以高出合格分数线分的成绩通过了司法考试。自年以来,她三进考场。这次为避免外界打扰,她将自己的手机交给母亲保管,还与培训学校助教约定,不考过司法考试不看其它的书↓↓而她的决心源于多年前的一场经历↓↓tRYbVFSq
[【 much! Old chicken elder sister good grades through judicial examination 】 at the age of rui-hua zhang with qualified marks points above through the judicial examination. Since years, she SanJin examination room. This time in order to avoid the outside disturb, gave his mobile phone to her mother custody, also agreed with training school fellow, dont pass the judicial examination to watch other book left left her determination is the result of many years ago, left left tRYbVFSq a experience]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。猫扑:
没错!这个小朋友说得dei(图FB:曹大任 via一个阿呆仔)
[Thats right! The children said collection (figure FB Cao Daren via a foolish boy)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:冷笑话精选:
信任破裂“事故现场”大合辑!
哈哈哈哈套路太坏了……[允悲]
tRYbtRTE
[The scene of the accident big trust burst collection! < br > ha ha ha ha routines is too bad... [allow sad] < br > tRYbtRTE]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!薛蛮子:
看热闹 tRYbVmm
[Watching tRYbVmm]
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[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一小浪同学爱吐槽:
【胡定欣爆料胡杏儿给闺蜜团喝母乳】产后正在休养的胡杏儿,被闺蜜胡定欣回报近况,除了会在朋友面前亲喂宝宝,还给每个朋友试喝母乳。胡定欣透露母乳味道竟和这个相似↓↓胡定欣表示有计划和一众姐妹拍性感全裸照,趁青春留倩影,“最抗拒应该是胡杏儿...”↓↓tRYbqP
[Girlfriends group [Nancy wu fact evolve to drink milk 】 is recuperating evolve in the postpartum period, be best friend Nancy wu return status, in addition to breastfeed her baby, in front of your friends to each friend try to drink milk. Nancy wu revealed breast milk taste was similar to the left left Nancy wu said in a planned way and all the sisters take sexy all nude, while youth leave my mind, the most resistance should be zoe... Left left tRYbqP]
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#警察故事#【公交总队警犬工作大队二中队中队长刘潇潇:携犬共舞】黑黑瘦瘦的个子,走起路来有点驼背,棱角分明的脸,说起话来不紧不慢但很有逻辑性,就是这样一个其貌不扬的警犬训导员,从警年来,通过警犬技术、使用模式,以及管理理念的创新,充分发挥出警犬技术不可替代的作用,构筑起首都公共交...全文: m.weibo
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