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丑女达人：
一觉醒来收到好友发来的一张图片，我去～～亲，咋那了解我呢！一会儿俺就运动去！[奋斗][奋斗][奋斗][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] tRywgqa
[Wake up to receive friends sent a picture, I go to ~ ~ kiss, zha that understand me! I soon sport! Struggle struggle [for] [] [] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRywgqa]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

丑女达人：
人生不过是一场旅行，你路过我，我路过你，然后，各自修行，各自向前。
[But life is a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, then, their practice, their forward. ]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

丑女达人：
太精辟了！
[So brilliantly!]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

冷笑话精选：
保护孩子
[To protect the child]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
【中信前瞻】今日看图：腾讯市值突破亿美元大关：得益于微信在中国市场不可撼动的地位、以及游戏业务持续强劲增长等因素，腾讯的市值在过去的五年里翻了九倍之多。在今年实现股价翻番后，腾讯的市值于近日领先阿里巴巴一步突破亿美元大关，并一举超越Facebook成为全球第五大公司。相较于苹果目...全文： m.weibo
[Today, look at the picture citic preview 】【 tencent breakthrough billion dollar mark, thanks to the micro letter unshakable position in the Chinese market, as well as the business continued robust growth factors such as game, tencents market value in the past five years more than nine times. Realize the share price doubled this year, tencents market value in recent alibaba step leading the billion dollar mark, and surpass Facebook become the worlds fifth-largest company. Compared with apples eye... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@Rickie-Zhang[挤眼]@Rickie-Zhang倍市盈率，也他妈太高了，美国国务院也应该提醒股民注意风险出来打压一下啊！我们的茅台倍市盈率，最亲爱的管家就出来提示风险！硬是打压下来！没想到，误伤一大片！@但斌回复@老鹰kevin[污]
[Reply @ Rickie - Zhang [eye] @ Rickie - Zhang times earnings, also his mama is too high, the state department should also remind people pay attention to the risk out on! Our maotai times earnings, the most dear housekeeper came out prompt risk! Just down down! Unexpectedly, hit a large! @ reply but bin @ the eagle Kevin [pollution]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[污]@分析师杨晓磊：哈哈，太好笑了，说出了卖方的心声。谁也不知道乐视大厦里住的是哪位神仙，哦不对，神仙去美国了
[[pollution] @ analyst Yang Xiaolei ha ha, too funny, tell the sellers voice. Who also dont know music depending on the building of which is a fairy, oh no, spirit has gone to America]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
有才[笑cry][哈哈]
[Have to [laugh cry] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@kingkuo[心][作揖]@kingkuo但总传播的价值投资理念，给国家和民族挽回了多少损失啊！应该发个特等功勋章！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]@但斌@股海牵牛牛说明国家队操盘割韭菜水平不错
[Reply @ kingkuo [heart] [bowing] @ kingkuo but always spread the value investment idea, to how many losses and saved the nation! Should send a TeDengGong medal! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] @ but bin @ GuHai led niuniu that international traders cut chives level is good]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@老鹰kevin[污]@老鹰kevin太失望，这么高股价，美国的主流媒体就没有责任出来提示风险吗
[Reply @ the eagle Kevin [pollution] @ the eagle Kevin too disappointed, such a high price, the mainstream media in the United States, there is no responsibility out prompt risk]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜：
后提一个问题，后后来回答 _____________________________
[Then ask a question, after answering _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
【央视独家采访：陕西榆林产妇坠楼事件在场人员还原事情经过】年月日晚，在陕西省榆林市第一医院绥德院区，产妇马茸茸在待产时，从医院五楼坠亡。事发后，医院方面表示，由于家属多次拒绝剖宫产，最终导致产妇难忍疼痛跳楼。但是产妇家属却声称，曾向医生多次提出剖宫产被拒绝。事情经过究竟如...全文： m.weibo
[【 CCTV exclusive interview yulin in shaanxi province maternal fall events present personnel reduction thing 】 later on, in the first hospital of yulin city of shaanxi province suide on campus, when maternal horse has to give, from the fifth floor fell from hospital. After the incident, the hospital has said, because the family repeatedly refused to cesarean section, and eventually lead to maternal unbearable pain to jump off a building. But claimed that the maternal family members told the doctor repeatedly cesarean delivery was refused. Things through exactly like... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂#汽车玻璃损坏，原来这样修复的[并不简单] tRYATvXv
[Old driver class # # auto glass is damaged, the original such a repair is not a simple tRYATvXv]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜：
可以说超美了[心]
[Can say very beautiful [heart]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
#九州海上牧云记#“再让我见到你，你就是我的”[泪]金珠海@热依扎你是天拓海峡最美的明珠！优酷君舍不得你[泪] 和叶@周一围，想打你小拳拳。心疼热依扎[泪]
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember let me see you, you are my [tears] gold zhuhai @ hot in accordance with the firm you are the most beautiful pearl days billiton channel! Youku you loathe to give up your tears and leaves @ yiwei zhou, want to make you fall. Love hot in accordance with the firm [tears]]

但斌：
亚马逊表现强劲，再创历史新高！[心][作揖][鲜花]
[Amazon is strong, to an all-time high! [heart] [bowing] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《微信支付购票彰显“铁老大”改革情怀》tRYIqR
[Published the post WeChat pay tickets reveal feelings rail boss reform tRYIqR]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#对于买车，你是愿意选择低档高配，还是更愿意高档低配~
[# # good night family to buy a car, you are willing to choose with high low, or prefer to high-grade low ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
最近临睡前，看亚马逊上超过一百个五星好评，而且只有五星好评的《Unleash Your Inner Company》。 tRxuIaq
[Recently before bed, look at more than one hundred five star high praise on amazon, and only the five-star high praise of Unleash Your Inner Company. tRxuIaq]

Z CAM, CEO

猫扑：
还是要上班[允悲]
[Still want to workallow sad]

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玩转instagram：
跨年想和喜欢的人一起看烟花。[心]
[People who want to and like to watch the fireworks across the years. [heart]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

优酷：
#九州海上牧云记# 传说中的高级虐狗，海上牧云记的隔屏秀......@蒋勤勤 @八家户村
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember the legendary senior abuse, sea shepherd cloud remember lie between screen show... @ angel @ BaGuHu Village]

ZAKER：
【红黄蓝教育美股开盘暴跌%】红黄蓝开盘暴跌%，跌破发行价.美元>详情 tRYcrP
[The red yellow blue education slump in U.S. stocks opened %] %, red yellow blue opened slump below their ipo price. $> tRYcrP for details]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

猫扑：
【“外卖小哥被差评大哭”视频令人心疼？其实是演的】“为什么给我差评？为什么？”日，一段外卖小哥被差评大哭的视频热传，网友心疼呼吁“各行不易，相互谅解”。然而这！都！是！演！的！@美团外卖回应称，是拍客的自制视频，员工及围观者都是找人扮演。满满的套路[允悲]tRYzCS
[【 take-away little elder brother is bad review into tears video heartrending? Is actually play] why give me bad review? Why is that? , a take-away little elder brother is bad review into tears video heat transfer, netizens love called for all is not easy, mutual understanding. However, this! All!!! Is!!! Play! !!!! @ American take-out responded that is making the homemade video, staff and spectators is look for a person to play. Full routines allow sad tRYzCS]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

MIUI：
聊一聊：买手机你首先会看______？
[A chat buy a mobile phone you will first see...? ]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【被幸运眷顾的人！秒内躲过两次死神[吃惊]】月日，辽宁葫芦岛一男子正在路边打电话，一辆轿车突然撞过来，路灯杆为他挡了一劫，紧接着路灯杆倒下，他险些被砸中，最后竟毫发未伤！特效都拍不出来的奇迹，太幸运了！tRYhYYD
[# # weibo communication radio [escape by luck! Seconds twice a god of death [surprised]] month day, liaoning huludao a man who is called by the road, a car hit me suddenly, light pole blocking a bullet for him, then the light pole fell, he smashed, narrowly finally escaped injury! Dont come out the miracle of special effects, so lucky! tRYhYYD]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

顶尖设计：
天然的木头纹理结合玻璃吹制技艺创作出独特优美的曲线花瓶 by Scott Slagerman
[Natural wood texture combination of glass blowing techniques to create unique graceful curve vase by Scott Slagerman]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【服了！女子连续跳舞六天六夜创造吉尼斯世界纪录[跪了]】近日，尼日利亚舞者Debbie创造了一项挑战身体极限的吉尼斯世界纪录——世界上单人跳舞时间最长记录。Debbie连续跳舞个小时，几乎就是天夜！跳着跳着便是实力演绎旋转跳跃最后闭上了眼↓↓厉害厉害...tRYWG
[【 suit! Women dancing six consecutive days and nights Create the guinness book of world records] [kneeling 】 recently, Nigeria dancers Debbie created a challenge physical limit of the guinness book of world records - solo dance the longest in the world record. Debbie dance straight hours, is almost a day night! Dance is strength deduction rotation jump and closed her eyes left left badly ill... tRYWG]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
本田汽车将在年推出充电分钟续航英里(约公里)的电动汽车，超级充电桩届时也将登场
[Honda will be launched in charge minutes range of miles (kilometers) about electric cars, super charging pile will be]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【咋回事！贵州茅台天蒸发亿[吃惊]】今天，截止午盘，茅台最新每股股价缩水至元。月日至月日，这短短五个交易日，茅台股价累计跌去.%，多亿元的市值就此灰飞烟灭。“现在很多民间酒商，有钱也不敢怎么囤了，都是适量。”为何酒商会这样说↓↓tRYqxvg
[【...! Guizhou maotai day evaporation billion [surprised]] today, by midday, maotai latest share price down to RMB. Day, month to month this within five days, maotai shares dropped. %, the market capitalisation of more than one hundred million yuan to ashes. Now many private merchants, how dare not hoarding cash, are moderate. Why the chamber of commerce said that left left tRYqxvg wine]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

玩转instagram：
小博美 [爱你]
[Small leung love you []]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

南方都市报：
【创世界纪录！印度军方宣布：我们名士兵挤上了单人摩托！[傻眼]】当地时间月日，印度班加罗尔，陆军摩托车特技表演队创下一项新的世界纪录：人挤上一辆单人摩托车并正常骑行了米。此前的人记录也由这支表演队保持。新京报tRYzNU
[【 a world record. The Indian military announced that our soldiers piled into a single motor! [been]], local time, bangalore, India, the armys motorcycle aerobatic display team set a new world record, people crowded into a single normal riding motorcycles and the m. Previous record and maintain by the display team. The Beijing news tRYzNU]

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