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北美吐槽君：
“男友隔两天就要求我拍私密部位的照片”
[Boyfriend every other two days asked me to take pictures of the private parts]

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阿森纳新闻：
【阿森纳-哈德斯菲尔德】全场比赛结束！拉卡泽特第分钟闪击首开纪录，厄齐尔下半场分钟内先后助攻吉鲁和桑切斯扩大比分，随后再自己破门，终场前吉鲁再进一球，-！阿森纳取得了一场久违的大胜！完美的夜晚！！！#COYG#
[Arsenal - huddersfield end of the match! Draw CARDS zett stroke first minute opener, successively assists him in the second half minutes giroux and sanchez to expand the score, then his scoring, final giroux into a ball again, -! Arsenal scored a long-lost victory! Perfect night!!!!! # COYG#]

新浪体育滚动播报阿森纳新闻，枪手球迷的互动交流平台。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

奏耐天津：
#起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count! ]

【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】

世界最搞排行榜：
隔着屏幕都想打他！[doge] #搞笑#
[Across the screen all want to beat him! [doge] # # funny]

每日分享热门内容，让您开心一笑！

中国书画诗词院：
【静中易得古人心 … 】
[】【 comes easily to the ancients in static heart...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

健康-生活小常识：
厨房新手必学的家常菜，每样都好有食欲，让生活多姿多彩！
[Kitchen novice learn home cooking, everything good appetite, make life colorful! ]

@健康-生活小常识喜爱健康知识的亲们，欢迎【✚加关注】QQ ◕‿◕ 欢迎QQ或私信垂询！微店铺：康乐医佳专营店

哲言心语：
你静，我便长守，决不打扰你的安宁；你热，我便沸腾，决不消弥你的热情；你冷，我便凝固，决不漠视你的寒冷。上善若水，从善如流，如水人生，随缘从众。能左右你生活的，永远是自己。出生规定起点，选择决定方向，心态左右生活。
[You calm, and I will keep long, never disturb your peace of; You hot, I was boiling, never quell your passion; Are you cold, I then solidified, never ignore your cold. On good if water, good advice, like water, life herd on every occasion. Can control of your life, forever is yourself. Birth regulation starting point, choose decision direction, attitude about life. ]

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无节操啪叔：
全中国“最标致”的九大美人脸，有你喜欢的女神么？
[The whole of Chinas most beautiful nine big beauty face, have you like goddess? ]

有事请找啪叔

禅枪：
厄齐尔两传一射，拉姆塞两次助攻，技能点挥霍完，周末药丸，自求多福🙏
[厄齐尔两传一射，拉姆塞两次助攻，技能点挥霍完，周末药丸，自求多福🙏 ]

清浊自甚，神灵明鉴。

世界搞笑排行榜：
火的一塌糊涂的《panama》，终于找到原版了！[doge][doge] tRHFhT
[Fire of panama, and finally found the original! [doge] [doge] tRHFhT]

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健康养生知识：
种简单易行的减压方法，释放压力，保持健康心情。
[Kind of simple and feasible method of decompression, release pressure, keep healthy mood. ]

每日精编养生保健、健康新闻、生活小窍门、人生感悟等资讯特别推送给网友。合作Q：

yuiko1305：
谢谢老公@Ccontroversy
等我快点赞够钱给你也买一双嘿嘿。
[Thanks for the husband @ Ccontroversy I hurry up enough money for you also buy a pair of hey. ]

陈醋 is me.

快乐哈哩：
#心语人生#人要拿得起，也要放得下。拿得起是生存，放得下是生活;拿得起是能力，放得下是智慧。有的人拿不起，也就无所谓放下;有的人拿得起，却放不下。拿不起，就会一事无成;放不下，就会疲惫不堪。人生外在的一切最终丝毫也带不走，晚放下不如早放下。放下无谓的负担，才能一路自在。
[# # xinyu life people to take up, also want to put down. Take up is survival, put down is life; Take up is ability, put is wisdom. Some people cant afford to take, and you cant put down; Some people take up, but can not let go. Cant afford to take, will achieve nothing; Not put, will be tired. Life outside of everything no take dont walk in the end, put down earlier than later. Let go of unnecessary burden, can have a comfortable. ]

喜欢自己才会拥抱生活，喜欢生活才会拥抱阳光，喜欢阳光才会拥抱快乐，喜欢快乐才会拥抱人生。心舞阳光下，感恩人生美。（图文来自网络，感谢原创）

乖乖与臭臭的妈：
稻香村的酱猪肝、尖椒香菇炒丝瓜、炒茄子、水煮荷包蛋、老公熬的粥～～～周四，早上好～～～[太开心][太开心]
水煮荷包蛋做法：水开转小火、磕鸡蛋，盖锅盖，关火，焖分钟～～～😝😝😝
[稻香村的酱猪肝、尖椒香菇炒丝瓜、炒茄子、水煮荷包蛋、老公熬的粥～～～周四，早上好～～～[太开心][太开心]
水煮荷包蛋做法：水开转小火、磕鸡蛋，盖锅盖，关火，焖分钟～～～😝😝😝 ]

旅者志：
世上最美的玉树琼花—吉林雾凇，在这里仿佛看到了梦中雪白的童话世界。[心]
[The worlds most beautiful yushu qionghua - jilin rime, here seem to see the dream of Snow White fairy tale world. [heart]]

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猫小北的厕所读物：
码了，以后就这样交孩子吧。。。[笑cry] #搞笑#
[Code, later so make children... [laughing cry] # # funny]

每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

新浪财经：
【红黄蓝河北幼儿园又曝虐童股价结束反弹跌逾%】美国股市周三收盘，红黄蓝股价大跌.%，报.美元。北京红黄蓝虐童事件尚未平息，河北沧州一红黄蓝幼儿园又曝出虐童事件。上周五，因北京红黄蓝虐童事件，红黄蓝股价收盘大跌逾%。不过本周一、周二已累计反弹逾%。tRYXJSDB
[Red, yellow, blue, hebei kindergarten again [end abuse shares rebound fell more than %] U.S. stock markets closed on Wednesday, red yellow blue shares. %,. Us dollars. Red, yellow, blue, child abuse has not yet subsided, Beijing hebei cangzhou red, yellow, blue, kindergarten and revealed a child abuse. On Friday, red, yellow, blue, child abuse, because Beijing red yellow blue shares closed down more than %. But on Monday, Tuesday has rebounded more than %. tRYXJSDB]

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人人视频：
WTF？这个短片简直颠覆了我对保存期限的认知……[费解]tRYXiLHc
[WTF? This video was overturned my cognition of shelf life... [difficult] tRYXiLHc]

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仰望星空的Pie：
【英国那些听上去奇奇怪怪的饮料，好像还有点好喝？】
[抱抱]#pie的日常#

可口可乐一直都是出了名的喜欢把可乐neng成各式各样奇怪的口味（樱桃，香草，咖啡等等）。

百事可乐最近也开始折腾了，比如海盐焦糖口味的可乐？？
[【 British those sounds strange drinks, seems to have some good drink? [hug] # # pie daily Coca-Cola has always been notoriously like coke neng into all sorts of strange taste (cherry, vanilla, coffee, etc.). Pepsi has recently started to toss about, such as sea salt caramel taste coke?? ]

【PiePie零食铺：piepie】微信公众号：stargazeruk

英文教师：
早前整理的英文标点符号的使用规则！虽然是基础中的基础，但还是有许多同学用错。[思考]写作时这些问题千万要注意哦~
[Earlier to arrange the use rules of English punctuation! Although is the foundation of the foundation, but there are still many students used the wrong. [thinking] these problems when writing must pay attention to oh ~]

喜欢新浪微博，分享英文小知识，欢迎关注老师

正能量录：
听过无数话看似都很有道理，但我最信两句：一个物以类聚，一个因果报应。
[Heard countless words seem very reasonable, but I believe most two sentences a birds of a feather flock together, a karma. ]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

怀孕育儿一点通：
#科普亲子#【一位妈妈定下的九条家训】和每片树叶各不相同一样，每个人也都是独一无二的，用不着和别人比较。 ”妈妈们不妨借鉴一下！
[# science parent-child # 【 set nine family precepts of a mother and every leaf each are not identical, everyone is unique, also dont have to compare with others. The mothers might as well learn from! ]

百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号，为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识

V美图美文欣赏V：
【微言轻语】适时的低头，不只是一个动作，也是一种智慧，是一种豁达的胸怀，是忍的境界；适时的低头，不是委曲求全的懦弱，是“留得青山在，不怕没柴烧”的深谋远虑。而成熟的标志，是一种百炼成钢绕指柔的状态，知道什么时候昂头，知道什时候低头，柔刚并进，进退有度，是一种谦逊的姿态。
[Timely, goes over language 】【 is not only an action, is also a kind of wisdom, is a magnanimous mind, is endure; Timely, not settling cowardly, is as long as the green hills last, so afraid of not to burn foresight. And mature symbol, is a kind of battle-hardened is the state of the soft, know when to head, know what bow, soft hand, tactically, is a humble attitude. ]

分享微言轻语，感悟草根人生；传播美图美文，遨游快乐海洋！（图片多来自网络转载，感谢原创！）

利物浦Kop看台：
非洲大腿之间的连线，萨拉赫接马内助攻凌空抽射破门！！继续领跑射手榜！利物浦 - 斯托克城
[Africa between thigh attachment, saleh allowed volley in the horse!! Continue leading scorers! Liverpool - stoke city]

关于利物浦的资讯、策划、球星动态，稳定更新

小叶玲珑儿：
人生最迷人的地方不是那些伟大宣言，而是一蔬一饭的烟火，人生最多余的是夏天的棉袄，冬天的风扇，最简单的美食，一杯开水一片面包，最高级的爱是女人的唠叨，最冷酷的东东是女人的沉默！最简单的喜欢就是平凡的陪伴！最心安的人最温暖！最美的事是留住记忆！最好的人，热情象一把火，走路象阵风。眼
[Life is the most attractive place is not the great statement, but a height a meal of fireworks, life is the most redundant summer cotton-padded jacket, winters fans, the most simple food, a glass of water with a slice of bread, the highest level of love is a nagging woman, the most cruel thing is womens silence! The company of the most simple love is ordinary! The most contented people warmth! Best thing is to keep the memory! The best people, warm like a fire, walk like the wind. eye]

平平淡淡才是真！

触碰心灵的台词：
孩子们的诗，好棒[心]
[The childrens poetry, wonderful [heart]]

总有一句台词，让你泪流满面……

无节操嗨叔：
这就是男人莫名想发火的理由！！[允悲]

#谜之微笑# tRYXe
[This is the reason why man somehow think angry!!!!! [allow sad] # tRYXe # mystery of smile]

微博幽默博主微博搞笑搜集

-_-二师兄：
全新CLS正式发布，看了下，E级的平台+E coupe的内饰+S级的方向盘+S级的动力系统+夏利N的大灯+丑碎了的尾灯=新CLS…《【洛杉矶车展】全新一代奔驰CLS发布》，阅读全文：tRYXxrg（分享来自老司机-有趣的汽车社区@X老司机运营小妹）
[Launch new CLS, saw, the e-class platform + E coupe the interior trim of the steering wheel + S + S level of level of power system + headlight of xiali N + ugly broken taillight = new CLS... The new generation of the Los Angeles auto show 】【 mercedes-benz CLS release , to read the full article tRYXxrg (share from old driver - interesting car community @ X old driver operating little sister)]

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诗文shwin：
猫宁💋
今天收工后去吃了一家很好吃的粤菜‼️十三区的大家乐‼️
最推荐酸菜肥肠和鹅肝酱鱼子炒饭‼️[坏笑]
[猫宁💋
今天收工后去吃了一家很好吃的粤菜‼️十三区的大家乐‼️
最推荐酸菜肥肠和鹅肝酱鱼子炒饭‼️[坏笑] ]

ins：shwinbyshwin

这微博笑死我了：
一只气球掉进动物园之后。。熊都懵逼了。#搞笑# [笑cry]
[. After a balloon into the zoo. Meng force bear. # # funny [laugh cry]]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

狗粮大队长：
日本一猫奴，一共养了只猫。每天早上，这些可爱的小喵都会排队在窗前！除了萌萌哒晒太阳，它们的表情竟然也神同步[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[A Japanese cat, the cat in. Every morning, these cute little meow will line up at the window! In addition to the lovely sunshine, their expression was also god synchronous [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow]]

中国最大的宠物社区

VC有营养：
你见过凌晨四点的北京么——没有南楼煎饼谁要看啊！
[You met at four o clock in the morning in Beijing - no south tower pancakes who want to see! ]

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