玩的就是你@西九条美优子：海顿的曲子也有很多这种惩罚打瞌睡的上流社会的小技巧，可爱极了
[Play is you @ west nine sub in the United States Haydn music also has a lot of this kind of punishment dozing upper-class tips, very lovely]
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微博搞笑排行榜：好美[爱你]
[Love you beautiful []]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和老公两地分居两年多了，我一直在老家带孩子，我们也就一个月见一面这样，但是最近老公和一个女生走的很近，他们吃过几次饭，吃了饭还会一起走走，那女生也有孩子和老公，事后被我知晓了，老公承认对她有好感，但她们仅限于聊聊工作，聊聊天，这件事被我知道后，他给我道歉了但他...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend both my husband and I separated for more than two years, I have been in the home with the children, we would meet such a month, but recent husband and a girl walk close, they had several meal, eat the rice will walk together, the girls also have children and a husband, then I know, the husband admitted to her, but they only talk about work, talk to, after the matter is I know, he gave me an apology but he... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：每一个菜鸟新人“吃鸡”，
都需要一个这样好脾气的队友……[允悲]tRYItrP (冷笑话精选)
[Every novice newcomer chicken, < br > all need such a good temper of his teammates... [allow sad] tRYItrP (joke)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：快转发提醒更多人！@新浪新闻客户端 高颜值的网红气球，安全系数很低！
[Fast forward to remind more people! @ sina news client high levels of net red balloons in appearance, safety coefficient is very low!]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##林肯MKC##洛杉矶车展#【洛杉矶车展：林肯新款MKC正式发布】洛杉矶时间月日晚上，在洛杉矶车展媒体日前夕，林肯正式发布了新款MKC车型。该车是MKC的中期改款产品，在造型和配置方面做出了一定升级，预计未来也会同步引入到国内市场。tRYMaNpZ
[# every news # # # # Lincoln MKC# Los Angeles auto show the Los Angeles auto show the new Lincoln MKC launch 】 time in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, on the eve of the Los Angeles auto show media day, Lincoln officially issued the new MKC models. The car is MKC medium-term change product, made in modelling and configuration must upgrade, in the future are also expected synchronization is introduced into the domestic market. tRYMaNpZ]
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优酷：#爸爸去哪儿# 鲫鱼兄弟#安吉# #小鱼儿# 回归啦！兄弟俩并排而站、一起练功，一个帅气逼人，一个呆萌可爱。真的是对这一季的最后一站充满了期待又满满的不舍啊…
[# # # where dad crucian carp brother anji # # # fingerling son return! Two brothers stood side by side, together, a handsome, a lovely and cute. Really is on the last leg of this season is full of expectation and full dont give up... ]
冷笑话精选：我的天！萌一脸！！！[二哈]@hi-funny-bb哇，肉球球[舔屏]@碎碎念的胖柚子：太可爱了！！
[My god! Of a face!!!!!! [two ha] @ hi - be hilarious - bb wow, meat ball ball [lick screen] @ twitter fat grapefruit lovely!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：情况通报：警方调查“.”爆炸事件原因取得重要进展
[Briefing the police investigation . the explosion reason made important progress]
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微博汽车：#我与汽车的日常# 心真大 [doge]
[# # and my car daily heart really big [doge]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：【歪果仁如何学中文？这些方法似曾相识，有你学英语时的模样[偷笑]】如今，许多外国人中文说得越来越，比如特朗普的外孙女阿拉贝拉，还有金融大鳄罗杰斯的女儿！歪果仁是怎样学中文的？会用母语做标注吗？戳↓小时候想让中文“折磨”老外的想法，终于实现啦！[doge]（中新）tRYIiVGy
[【 slanting nuts how to learn Chinese? These methods of deja vu, when have you been learning English is like [laughing]] now, many foreigners speak Chinese more and more, such as trumps granddaughter arabella, and financial big alligator Rogers daughter! How to learn Chinese is crooked nuts? Will be a mark in their native language? Stamp left when I was a child want to let the idea of torture foreigner Chinese, finally realized! [doge] tRYIiVGy (new)]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#爱奇艺VIP会员 X 喜茶# 喝最酷的茶，看最燥的剧，随手转发拉低中奖率......
[# # iQIYI VIP member X xi tea drink cool tea, viewing the most dry, with forward lower chance of...]
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优酷：Valentino正式官宣，#张艺兴#@努力努力再努力x 成为首位品牌大使，小骄傲变国际大骄傲[心]!今年绵羊兴已经顺利拿下的第三个国际首位，这波艺兴开挂了~[心]
[Valentino official officer xuan, # lay # @ efforts to efforts to become the first x brand ambassador, little pride becomes the international big pride [heart]! Sheep is popular this year have won the third international priority, this wave of art and hung up the open ~ [heart]]
冷笑话精选：“让我尝尝这柱子甜不甜......”
大写的心疼！[允悲]tRYMMmj
[Let me taste the pillars sweet not sweet... < br > capital of love! [allow sad] tRYMMmj]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：隔着屏幕都捂着鼻子！！！
[Across the screen is wu wear nose!!!!!!!!!!!]
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优酷：#电视剧将军在上#刘大人与范仲淹堂上对峙，刘大人将所有罪责全部推向范仲淹，颠倒是非，范仲淹有口难辩，刘大人字字珠玑，欲陷害范仲淹火烧正财司，却适得其反，不但范仲淹没有受到处罚，自己反倒被降了职。
tRYMMCw
[# # general TV series in the hall of lius adult and fan zhongyan, fan zhongyan, lius adult to all the guilt groundlessly, fan zhongyan stand on, lius adult dharma masters, fan zhongyan fire to frame is money, but counterproductive, fan zhongyan never punished, not only yourself but was dropped. < br > tRYMMCw]
猫扑：【会玩！高校辅导员解锁查寝新招式：摆皮卡丘揉脸造型可不用点名[允悲]】月日，@福建师范大学 一辅导员突发奇想，让同学们模仿皮卡丘揉脸造型拍照就可以获得不用点名资格。[doge]多名同学跟上辅导员的“可爱风”节奏，纷纷上传自己揉脸颊自拍照。网友：辅导员对皮卡丘真是爱的深沉啊！[允悲]...全文： m.weibo
[【 play! Unlock knowing new forms of university counselors making Pikachu knead face shape can be named [allow sad]] month day, @ a whim, fujian normal university counselor let the students to imitate Pikachu knead face photo can gain dont have to call the roll. [doge] many students keep up with the counselors cute rhythm, knead posted his cheeks from the pictures. Net friend counselor for pikachu is a deep love!!!!! [allow sad]... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##英菲尼迪QX##洛杉矶车展#【洛杉矶车展探馆：英菲尼迪新款QX】在洛杉矶车展开幕之前，汽车之家前方探馆团队拍摄到了英菲尼迪新款QX的实车，这款车将会在本届车展期间亮相。tRYMMSa
[# every news # # # # infiniti QX# Los Angeles auto show the Los Angeles auto show pavilion, infiniti new QX 】 in the Los Angeles auto show before the opening, as the car in front of the agent pavilion team captured the new infiniti QX real car, the car will be appeared during the auto show. tRYMMSa]
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优酷：《疯狂衣橱》迎来最后一期终极潮流之夜，张绍刚点评是有史以来最精彩的一场秀，@谢依霖HOLD住姐为何爆出这三位都不是“善茬”的惊人话语？模式全新升级“女团pk”大战又会呈现怎样的效果？究竟是哪些人的到来让搭搭家族大惊失色？今晚将会是有史以来最难忘的夜晚，锁定江苏卫视&优酷，我们准...全文： m.weibo
[Crazy wardrobe in the final phase of the ultimate trend night, shao-gang zhang review is the most wonderful a show, @ xie in accordance with the lam HOLD why sister broke the three words are not officious amazing? Model upgrade new women pk wars and can present the effect how? Who on earth is coming to take family surprised? Tonight will be the most unforgettable night, lock the jiangsu TV & youku, we must... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # pratt &whitney financial recently, the southern metropolis daily gold prize officially announced, ningbo bank won the award for best pratt &whitney financial services.]
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微博搞笑排行榜：#正义不独行#《正义联盟》超级英雄大电影正在热映中， 说出你亲身经历过、或耳闻过的真实正义故事_____________________________ 。此话题所有评论将有可能出现在中信银行正义联盟信用卡官方推广活动中哦。深圳的小伙伴赶紧点击链接tRYMGRcm，报名参与中信银行信用卡《正义联盟》观影会，...全文： m.weibo
[# # dont walk alone justice justice league big superhero film is hit, say what you experienced, or hear the real justice story _____________________________. This topic all comments are likely to appear in the official justice league of citic bank credit card promotion activities. Shenzhen friend hurriedly tRYMGRcm click on the link, sign up to participate in the China citic bank credit card justice alliance movie,... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：半夜点，老板发来的微信回不回？第一次见到如此凶残的上（xiu）班（en）狗（ai） tRYIMHJ #腾出空，去生活#
[Point in the middle of the night, the boss of the micro letter back to back? First time to see such a brutal (a xiu) class (en) on dog (ai) tRYIMHJ # got round, # to life]
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陈旭东：无人机其实驾驶起来还是有挑战的。 tRdLxsZ tRYMVFm
[Unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) is challenging to actually driving. TRdLxsZ tRYMVFm]
一块去旅行：想和你在圣托里尼看一场美丽的日落。
[Want to with you in santorini watching a beautiful sunset.]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
陈旭东：这种模式有没有前景?公共汽车加轻轨。 tRdLxsZ tRYMchPS
[This model have a prospect? The bus and light rail. TRdLxsZ tRYMchPS]
陈旭东：印度人治疗腰间盘突出，是不是有点儿吓人。 tRdLxsZ tRYMtPrO
[Indian treatment between the waist dish outstanding, isnt it a bit scary. TRdLxsZ tRYMtPrO]
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 想给爱车贴膜（车身）的朋友注意了啊，如果膜的质量欠佳，在撕膜的时候会留下很多胶，处理起来非常麻烦，可以听听@麦浪哥哥V 怎么说。
[# # big V kan car want to car sticker (body) friends pay attention to the ah, if the quality of film, at the time of tear film leaves a lot of glue, to handle is very troublesome, can listen to what V @ moved brother says.]
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微博开放平台：发布了头条文章：《A站“药丸”？它最大的问题是价值观问题》 元芳，怎么看？（打野还是AD。。） tRYMNIL
[Released the headline A standing pill ? It is the biggest problem is that values yuan fang, what do you think? (wild or AD. ) tRYMNIL]
open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题，可以私信我哦
知乎：【为什么下午睡醒后会有一种迷茫、阴郁的感觉？】叶赌徒：「这个现象叫做 sleep inertia，就是刚睡醒时由于大脑还没缓过来，会感到昏昏沉沉。我们熟知的『起床气』也主要是因为这个。刚睡醒，我们的前额叶大概需要 来分钟才能『开机』完毕，找回之前的工作、学习节奏。」👉tRYMcpW
[【 why after waking up in the afternoon there will be a feeling of confusion and dark? Leaf gambler this phenomenon is called sleep inertia, is just woke up because the brain hasnt recovered, will feel groggy. Known as gas getting up mainly because of the too. It just wake up, our prefrontal probably need to minutes to boot away, back before work, study rhythm. 👉tRYMcpW ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##一汽大众#【国产T-ROC明年月上市 曝一汽-大众计划】日前，有国内媒体曝光了一汽-大众年新车计划。根据曝光的PPT来看，国产T-Roc和国产Arteon两款热门车型将分别在明年月和月投放市场。此外明年内一汽-大众还将推出基于MQB平台的全新宝来、高尔夫·嘉旅中期改款车型，以及一款全新的紧...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # faw-vw 【 domestic T - ROC public exposure faw Volkswagen plan next month), have the domestic media exposure in faw Volkswagen car plan. According to the exposure of the PPT, domestic T - Roc and domestic Arteon two popular models will be put on the market in the next month and month, respectively. In addition also will launch within the next year, faw Volkswagen based on MQB platform, the new baolai, golf, jia middle brigade change models, as well as an all-new tight... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：哈哈哈哈小猪佩奇已经是各大方言的教材了吗？听听长沙的tRYIyDj（视频：@迎宾张二毛 ）
[Ha ha ha ha the pig is the major dialect materials page? Listen to changsha tRYIyDj yingbin Zhang Ermao (video @)]
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优酷：#九州海上牧云记# 圆脸王叔叔@赵雷棋 情话技能满分，成为新好男人的标杆！难怪苏嬷嬷@张棪琰 常常甜到合不拢嘴！wuli寒江哥哥@窦骁 快拿出小本本来认真学着点啊[允悲]
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember round face @ uncle wang zhao chess prattle skill full marks, become a new measure of a good man! It is no wonder that Sue mammy @ zhang Yan Yan often sweet to from ear to ear! Wuli like brother @ dou fast take out small seriously learn ahallow sad]
小野妹子学吐槽：内装郁美净或大宝雪花膏
[Built-in yu beauty net or dabao cold cream]
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新浪汽车：#嘻哈来也#各位homie，由新e代福瑞迪独家冠名播出的《嘻哈来也》开播啦！
有你最爱的rapper 还有会说话的互联网轿车～感受独特福瑞迪style，check你最嘻哈的态度 ！tRYIjDI tRYyWkWo
[# # hip-hop to also you homie, e new generation by freddy name to broadcast the hip-hop to also started! < br > your favorite rapper and talking Internet car ~ feel unique freddy style, check your most hip-hop attitude! TRYIjDI tRYyWkWo]
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南方都市报：【哭笑不得！广东一外卖小哥推门进店，玻璃门突然碎成渣，门把手还在手上…】日，广东汕头，一外卖小哥一路小跑进一家餐厅取餐，谁料在推门瞬间，玻璃门竟碎成渣，小哥握着门把手静止了好几秒…我是谁？我在那儿？我来取餐的，怎么取了个门把手？[笑cry]tRYMbQQR 网友：我不应该笑的其实...全文： m.weibo
[【 in distress situation! Guangdong take-out little elder brother push door into the shop, glass door suddenly break into slag, the handle is in your hands... , guangdong shantou, little brother ran into a restaurant a take-away meal, kingdom in push door moment, glass door unexpectedly break into slag, little elder brother holding the doorknob motionless for several seconds... Who am I? I was there? How to take food, I took a doorknob? [laughing cry] tRYMbQQR netizen actually I shouldnt laugh... The full text m. eibo]
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