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#微博交通台#【拖拉机码跑高速 天寒地冻靠裹被子御寒小时[二哈]】近日湖北高速交警襄阳大队民警查获一辆从荆州开来的拖拉机,近二百公里高速路,历经十多个小时、在℃的气温下,除了一条破被子,司机取暖基本靠抖[生病]最终,司机被罚元。 tRYawvX
[# # weibo communication radio [tractor yards high-speed freezing by wrapped in a quilt warm hours ha] [two] recently hubei highway police xiangyang brigade police seized a apart from jingzhou tractors, nearly two hundred km highway, after more than ten hours, in ℃ temperatures, except for a broken quilt, driver heating basic on shake [ill] in the end, the driver was fined RMB. tRYawvX]
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永远的保罗沃克[泪][泪][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[Paul walker forever [tears] [tears] [candle] [candle]]
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好喜欢[爱你]
[Likelove you]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗猫扑:
在宿舍养了只哈士奇……二哈:你去帮我签个到吧,我今天不去了[二哈] (via文科班校花酱)
[In the dormitory have a husky... Two ha you go to sign for me to, I cant go today [two ha] (via the liberal arts class beauty queen sauce)]
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大盘还要继续跌的!观望为上策!
[The market will continue to fall! Wait for the best policy! ]
但斌:
转:朝鲜日发射的一枚导弹在飞行约公里后坠入日本海。但专家表示,其公里的最高飞行高度显示,如果以更低角度发射,射程的确能覆盖大部分美国国境。
[ north Korean launch of a missile in flight about km after falling into the sea of Japan. But experts say, the km, according to the highest altitude if fired at a lower Angle, range can cover most U.S. borders. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人MIUI:
转发微博,抽送 台小米AI音箱!#小米超神#已开启公测[来]
[Forwarding microblogging, pumping station millet AI speakers! # # millet god has open beta [to]]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!汽车之家:
#汽车之家口碑撩车#《口碑撩车》的小伙伴们又在搞事情了…
[# # car home of word of mouth pulled car word of mouth pulled car of friends and doing things...]
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【桥水基金达里奥:要重视“二三级效应”】桥水基金创始人雷·达里奥称,我多岁了,这个年纪的人优势已经不多了,其中之一是我能回望过去,审视我这些人生原则是否真的发挥过作用:.我阅人无数,没一个成功人士天赋异禀,他们常犯错,缺点也不少,他们成功是因为正视错误与缺点,找到日后避免犯错、...全文: m.weibo
[【 bridgewater dario to pay attention to the second tertiary effect 】 bridgewater founder ray dario, according to many years old I, the age advantage is running out, one of which is I can look back at the past, look I really played a role in whether the principle of life. I read persons innumerable, did not a successful person gifted, they often make mistakes, there are also shortcomings, they succeeded because mistakes and shortcomings in the face, find the mistakes in the future,... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
#汽车之家口碑撩车#《口碑撩车》的小伙伴们又在搞事情了…
[# # car home of word of mouth pulled car word of mouth pulled car of friends and doing things...]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪汽车:
奔驰被黑得最黑的一次[doge]
[Mercedes is one of the most black black [doge]]
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#暴走大事件# 新装改版,爆笑升级!最新一期首发优酷,@王尼玛 喊你来 @优酷 看 @暴走大事件 了!!本期内容提要:LV推订制棺材,香奈儿骨灰盒 也要发售?外卖小哥提醒你外卖界暗流涌动,三大势力即将相约决战光明顶。传送门:tRYScrm
[# # outbreak events new facelift, laugh and upgrade! Latest starting youku, @ nima shout you @ youku to see wang @ outbreak events!! Abstract in current LV push custom-made coffin, chanel urn Also want to sell? Take-away little brother remind you take-out undercurrent, three major powers will meet final top light. Portal tRYScrm]
冷笑话精选:
虽然感觉手残做不来,但是看着好爽啊[笑cry]
[Although feel hand cant do it, but look great [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!猫扑:
配上这个背景音乐,我都忍不住哭出声tROiPw (视频:賣勾靠杯)
[With the background music, I couldnt help crying aloud tROiPw (video selling tick by cup)]
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乍一看以为是超嗨的音乐节,细一看才发现是棉花田丰收了[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[At first glance thought it was super hi festival, fine discovered is cotton fields harvest had a look at the [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。冷笑话精选:
简直是当代狄仁杰……佩服[作揖]
[It is contemporary production... Admire [bowing]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!汽车之家:
#家家新车图解##奔驰CLS##洛杉矶车展#【当优雅愤怒起来 车展体验全新奔驰CLS】全新一代奔驰CLS终于发布了,或许上周大家都还在幻想着它会换一个怎样的优雅新造型高调亮相,可没想到的是,现在这台全新的换代车型就算和你迎面相遇,你也很有可能未曾注意到,这竟是CLS的换代车型。不是因为变化太小...全文: m.weibo
[# every new graphic # # # # Benz CLS# Los Angeles auto show the elegant anger when together Auto show to experience a new Mercedes CLS 】 mercedes-benz CLS finally released a new generation, might still be fantasizing about it last week, everyone to change a new modelling elegant appearance, however, is that now the brand-new generation models even personal encounter with you, you would probably have not noticed, it is the upgrading of the CLS model. Not because of change is too small... The full text m. eibo]
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柴犬マロたん赖床的日常 ins:minapple
[柴犬的日常赖床蛋白质(日本古人名insminapple]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:优酷:
#九州海上牧云记# 看到穆如寒江@窦骁 和陆殿下@孙坚 这个打开方式,优酷君也是震惊了[二哈][二哈],寒陆组合有毒,慎入[坏笑]!cr.网友 #饭制有毒#tRYaHzy
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud down to see if he like @ dou and highness @ sun chien lu This open way, youku jun also shocked [two ha] [], cold combination is toxic, lu shen into [laugh]! Cr. Net friend # # rice system toxic tRYaHzy]
新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂#在车上突然亲吻你的朋友,TA会有什么反映?[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRYauZn
[Old driver class # # in the car suddenly kissing your friend, TA will reflect? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRYauZn]
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不要在垃圾堆里找伴侣啊[吃瓜]@手机上的新浪 真的是看了想打人[摊手]@你能不能多见见世面 太过分了吧![怒]
[Dont find partners in rubbish to eat the melon @ the sina on the phone Really is to see the want to hit people [stand hand] @ you can see the world more Gone too far! [anger]]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。南方都市报:
【马云:月入一两百万很高兴 挣一二十亿很难受[允悲]】日,杭州,马云在第四届世界浙商论坛上表示,做的事情越多,担当越多,麻烦越多,快乐感就只能进阶的获得。一个月挣一两百万让人很高兴,但一个月挣一二十亿是很难受的,因为这钱不是你的,拿回来又得拿出去做事情。@浙视频 tRYXkyL
[[ma monthly salaries, especially nice to earn billion terrible [allow sad]], hangzhou, Mr Ma said on the th world BBS zheshang, the more things to do, play, the more the more trouble, happiness can only be advanced. Made nt a month let a person very happy, but a month billion is very afflictive, because its not your money, do things back out again. @ zhejiang video tRYXkyL]
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你觉得老司机应该具备的素质是_______?[思考]
[What do you think of the old driver should have the quality is...? [thinking]]
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【保姆爆打九旬老人头部 拿换洗衣服擤鼻涕】台湾有对夫妻聘了一名外籍保姆照顾奶奶,年来一家人待她不薄,岂料她却趁家人不在,看准孱弱的奶奶不擅表达,多次下手施暴。直到近日家人发现家中财物缺少,装监视器才揭开其恶行。从监视器画面中可以看到,保姆把老人推进浴室后,不仅动手狠敲老人头部,把...全文: m.weibo
[The nanny beat JiuXun old mans head Take laundry blowing your nose 】 Taiwan couple hired a foreign nanny take care of my grandma, for the family to her is not thin, unaware that she is apart from the family, certain weak grandma is not good at expressing, repeatedly violence. Until recently the family found their possessions lack, monitor to uncover their evil deeds. From the monitor screen as you can see, the nanny after push the old man into the bathroom, not only to the old mans head and tucked the... The full text m. eibo]
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#金山夜话# 听友:我结婚六年,孩子四岁半,在孩子刚出生买房子时老公家人写的我儿子的名字,我的脾气不好,因为小事他打过我两次我在家带孩子不给我生活费,去年买车写的老公妹妹的名字,两年前我外出打工,我和情人都出轨了,他对我挺好他有一个儿子,今年离婚了孩子他抚养,我现在还在情人这边住前...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I got married six years, children four and a half years old, born in children just bought my house the husband family to write the name of my son, my temper is bad, because he hit me two things I dont give me the cost of living in the home, a car last year to write the name of the husbands younger sister, two years ago I go out to work, me and my lover are cheating, he is quite good to me he has a son, this year a divorce he raised the children, I still live in lovers side before... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家汽车之家:
#家家新闻##E-NCAP#【新宝马XCayenne等 E-NCAP新碰撞成绩】近日,Euro-NCAP公布了最新一期的碰撞测试成绩。本期参与碰撞测试的车型共有款,宝马新X、DS Crossback、捷豹E-PACE、雪铁龙E-MEHARI、本田思域、梅赛德斯-奔驰X级、保时捷新Cayenne、新斯巴鲁翼豹和新斯巴鲁XV。其中雪铁龙E-MEHARI因缺...全文: m.weibo
[# # # E every news - NCAP# [E - such as the new BMW XCayenne new collision NCAP result 】 recently, the Euro NCAP - announced the latest issue of the collision test scores. This issue involved in the crash test models of, new BMW X, DS Crossback, jaguar E - E - the PACE and Citroen MEHARI, Honda civic, mercedes-benz x-rated, new porsche Cayenne, new subaru impreza and new subaru XV. The Citroen E - MEHARI for lack of... The full text m. eibo]
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[思考]@Qing [思考]@新浪新闻客户端 “我很幸运,一直有伙伴和朋友关心、陪伴、给我力量,让我可以面对这个美丽但复杂的世界。”
[[thinking] @ the Qing [thinking] @ sina news client I was lucky to have partners and friends care, companionship, gave me strength, let I can face this beautiful but complex world.]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新浪新闻客户端:
“我很幸运,一直有伙伴和朋友关心、陪伴、给我力量,让我可以面对这个美丽但复杂的世界。”
[I was lucky to have partners and friends care, companionship, gave me strength, let I can face this beautiful but complex world.]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端微博汽车:
#V影响力峰会##汽车人来了##车评精选# 我有故事,你有酒吗?聊一聊男人之车的故事~
[# # # V influence summit autobots to review selected # # # car I have a story, do you have any wine? Talk about mens car story ~]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
#电视剧将军在上#土味版《将军在上》来啦!徐州话、上海话、东北话...各地方言轮番上阵,更有金拱门套餐、霸王生发搞笑加持,优酷君先笑为敬啦@马思纯 @盛一伦 [哈哈]
tRYacap
[# # general TV series in the version earthy in general come! Xuzhou dialect, Shanghai dialect, northeast words... Taking turns, dialects are more golden arch packages, overlord germinal funny blessing, youku jun laugh first for worship @ Sandra @ put an Aaron (ha ha) < br > tRYacap]
猫扑:
【女孩长发搅入商场按摩椅,淡定面对破拆】月日,贵州贵阳。一名岁女孩的头发被搅进商场按摩椅机子里。消防员立即赶到现场断电破拆,破拆时,被卡女孩说:“不要拍我嘛,我晓得我长得有点美。” @走进中国消防 tRYFGY
[The girl long hair in store massage chair, calm in the face of forcible entry] month day, guizhou guiyang. Age of a girls hair was mixed into stores to massage chair in the machine. The firemen arrived on the scene immediately without electricity for forcible entry, forcible entry, stuck the girl said dont shoot me, I know that I am a little beauty. Fire tRYFGY @ into China]
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我觉得是D,因为比较长
[I think its D, because its long]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:汽车之家:
#家家新车图解##保时捷##洛杉矶车展#【更快,更拉风 车展图说保时捷 GTS】本届洛杉矶车展上,保时捷 GTS正式亮相,相比普通版,新车不仅视觉效果更运动,加速性能也更强。tRYSGgg
[# every new graphic # # # # # porsche Los Angeles auto show the faster, more popular show PIC porsche GTS 】 the Los Angeles auto show, porsche GTS formal appearance, compared to common version of the new car is not only visual effect more movement, is also much greater acceleration. tRYSGgg]
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#微博交通台# 一个停车没拉手刹,一个走路玩手机,结果…… 为叉车小哥赞一个![赞] 还好姑娘被救出来没什么大事。 tRYawKg
[# weibo communication radio didnt shake handshandle # a parking brake, a walk to play mobile phone, the result... For the little elder brother like a forklift! [who] also good girl delivered out of nothing. tRYawKg]
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#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#当林俊杰的曹操遇上@于和伟 的曹操,竟然毫无违和感~[跪了] [跪了] [跪了]这个曹操饭制,优酷君也就看了十几遍吧。超想听曹霸霸唱一首《曹操》啊~~打call,打call! [拳头][拳头]月日#军师归来#,记得锁定优酷哟。
tRYaDgqw
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons when jj Lin meets @ in and wei cao cao cao cao, unexpectedly no acosmia feeling ~] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling the cao cao rice system, youku jun also watched a dozen times. Super want to listen to farther sing a song of the cao cao cao ah ~ ~ call, make the call! [fist] [fist] June # # strategist to return, remember to lock the youku yo. < br > tRYaDgqw]
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