号外号外～#喜剧总动员# 第二季进入晋级赛阶段啦～胡静逼婚 、侯勇杀敌、郑爽卖萌、金世佳见前任，喜剧大咖火力全开，谁是首轮晋级战的胜出者？#喜总很酷# 不容错过！@演员侯勇 #郑爽# @胡静 @金世佳 和你优酷见～tRYGExm
[Okokokokok ~ # # comedy story in the second quarter into the second stage ~ hu jing forced marriage, hou yong kill, Zheng Shuang show MOE, Kim see former, comedy higher-ups firing again, who is the winner in the first round of promotion war? # # xi always cool not to be missed! Hou yong # @ actor Zheng Shuang # @ hu jing @ Kim and you see ~ tRYGExm youku]
新浪新闻客户端：可怕[衰]
[Terrible [failure]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博搞笑排行榜：哇！
[A wow!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【年美女干尸突然“复活” 村民深夜盗墓当场吓疯】网上流传沉睡年干尸复活一事，令人毛骨悚然↓↓原来有村民在干活时不慎挖出一个古墓，结果晚上有不轨之人想去寻点宝贝，结果被这具女尸吓得惨叫↓↓她的左脚和左手已残缺不全，两腿蜷曲起来，但在她的两腿之间还有…↓↓tRYGhNu
[【 in beauty mummy suddenly resurrection villagers night tomb-raiding freak on the spot 】 the Internet into a deep sleep in mummys resurrection, creepy left at work when he left some villagers dug a tomb, results in the evening bad man want to find some treasure, the result is that a woman scared scream left left her left hand and left foot has been incomplete, curled up his legs up, but in between her legs and... Left left tRYGhNu]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活# “歪，洒水车吗？这里有一辆大货冒充你”[doge] tRYAebzn
[Travel life # # slanting, sprinkler? There is a large goods pretending to be you doge tRYAebzn]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
星巴克北京：暖暖的圣诞季，用#圣诞综合咖啡豆#冲煮一杯，和老友开启暖心咖啡时光，始创于年的红色经典——#圣诞综合咖啡豆#，核心为陈年苏门答腊咖啡豆，口感层次丰富，馥郁顺滑，为你带来圣诞的味道。
[Warm warm Christmas season, use # # rushed a cup of coffee beans, Christmas and old friends open heart warm coffee time, was founded in year of red classics - # # Christmas lineup, core for aged Sumatra coffee beans, taste rich layers, fragrant, smooth, bring you the smell of Christmas. ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 没有专注力的人生，就仿佛大睁着双眼却什么也看不见。——村上春树
[# ZAKER# without a concentration of life in the middle of the night, like a big open eyes cant see anything. Haruki murakami]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：#晚安家人#此时此刻你最想要的车是什么？
[# # good night family is at the moment you want the car? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
音悦台：今天的#你在烦恼什么#呢？“时间从来不回答生命从来不喧哗就算只有片刻我也不害怕是片刻组成永恒啊” 没有不会淡的疤,让青峰温暖的声音来治愈你的伤痛吧[心]tRYGHIC
[Todays # # what are you in trouble? Time never answer life never noise, even if only for a moment I will not fear is a moment of eternity. no not weak scar, let warm voice qingfeng-xiangguang fracture to heal your wounds tRYGHIC [heart]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
冷笑话精选：我的大眼睛需要[doge]@大脑切片转需@c小小透明 我…马了先🙊
[My eyes need [doge] @ turn brain slices to @ c a little transparent I... 马了先🙊]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：明晚点，跟着继科哥哥一起游戏！#荒野行动#不见不散[憧憬]
[Tomorrow night, follow the division brother play together! Action # # wilderness be there or be square [hope]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
微博搞笑排行榜：新来的朋友，加一下我微信。内容精心整理，一周更一次，没广告，活好不粘人 ！偶尔管分配对象[吃瓜][吃瓜] 公众號 gaoxiao
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Content carefully, more once a week, no advertising, live very clingy! Occasionally pipe allocating objects [eat the melon] [eat the melon] public gaoxiao]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#喜剧总动员# 第二季，“最美嫂子”胡静 逼婚 竟遭拒绝？@胡静 @大潘潘斌龙 两人智斗敌寇引发笑料不断，用爱国精神把我们带回了那个风雨飘摇的年代。在优酷#喜总很酷#，相爱的两人最终能否相守？tRYGTqKh
[# # comedy story in the second quarter, the most beautiful sister-in-law hu jing forced marriage refused? @ hu jing @ big Pan Panbin dragon zhi dou ruthlessness jokes constantly, two people with patriotism bring us back to the stormy s. In youku # # xi always cool, if two people love each other can be together? tRYGTqKh]
冷笑话精选：[哆啦A梦吃惊]@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長bee哥又拔草了@风吹丁丁响当当测试又来咯[二哈]
[[doraemon surprised] @ prick silk grade dragonfly captain bee elder brother again pulling weeds @ wind tintin big test again to cough up ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：关于能否获奖的问题，她坦言自己是平常心，就是来蹭饭的[偷笑]
[Questions about whether the prize, she admitted that she is a common heart, is to ceng rice [laugh]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
知乎：#知乎放映室# 「把《熔炉》当做电影来评价，我做不到。」👉 tRYGELm
[# # zhihu projection booth to evaluation as a melting pot movie, I cant. 👉 tRYGELm ]
发现更大的世界
小浪同学爱吐槽：【舒淇性感亮相金马奖红毯 露肩长裙显风姿绰约[心]】第届金马奖颁奖典礼举行，入围最佳女主角的@舒淇 一袭金色亮片礼服亮相，深V大秀酥胸，让人看得鼻血喷张，从头美到脚↓↓对于#小S#在红毯直言最大劲敌是自己时，舒淇笑称和她没法比，只因她是…↓↓[偷笑]tRYGH
[【 shu qi sexy appearance at the golden horse awards red carpet off-the-shoulder gown show charm gracefuls [heart]] held the first annual golden horse awards, the nominated for best actress @ shu qi the gold sequined gowns, deep V big beautiful breasts, let a person see nose spray zhang, from beauty to feet left left in the red carpet for small s # # what the biggest enemy is yourself, shu qi laughs and she cant, because she is... Left left tRYGH [laughing]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
卢健生：好友儿子婚礼晚宴，偶遇我最敬重最信任，香港享负盛名的骨科专家张维医生。 tzAqmv
[A friend sons wedding dinner, I encounter the most respected the most trust, highly renowned Hong Kong mysteries, a bone specialist doctors. tzAqmv]
Z CAM, CEO
冷笑话精选：很难了[二哈]@大腰围啊：现在很难再有心跳加速的感觉了 因为我们长大了
[It is difficult to [two ha] @ big waist its hard to have the feeling of heart rate because we grew up]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：转需[并不简单]@大脑切片马
[Turn to [] are not simple @ the brain slices]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：可怕…@我的前任是极品[微笑]心寒@抖脚的秋天帮忙之前还是先看好情势吧
[Terrible... @ my predecessor is a gourmet [smiles] chilling @ shaking foot fall for help before or watch the situation first]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：如果明天突然出现一位你的神秘亲属，移交给你花也花不完的财产，唯一的要求是让你从此从事你真正感兴趣的职业...你会去做啥？[doge]
[If tomorrow suddenly appeared a mysterious relatives, you hand over to you spend is not over the property, the only requirement is to let you from now on you are really interested in professions... What are you going to do it? [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
薛蛮子：必须的
[Must be the]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
蔡依林：金馬新鮮體驗～
第一次不用走位排舞 反而緊張 是勞碌命來的
謝謝所有幕後同仁們昨天細心的陪我彩排 。
甜蜜蜜失誤 相當遺憾 就來審判我的吧！
但不管如何 仍然感謝每一次的表演邀約！每個機會都是難得的體驗 ！
耶～[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Golden horse fresh experience ~ < br > dont have to walk a line dance for the first time Instead of nervous Life is hard to < br > thanks all colleagues behind carefully with my dress rehearsal yesterday. < br > almost a love story Quite a pity To judge me! < br > but no matter how to thank every show invitation! Every chance is a rare experience! < br > yeah ~ [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]
薛蛮子：今天下午与晚上都做了直播
[Did live this afternoon and evening]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
新浪新闻客户端：看到这样的场景，有没有想到自己高考时的紧张气氛[允悲]
[See this scene, when did you come up with their college entrance examination of the tension [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：#出行生活##汽车人来了#出门自带停车位，还有这种操作？[跪了][跪了][跪了]tRYADDfo
[# # # # the car travel life people come out their own parking space, and this kind of operation? [kneeling] [kneeling]] [kneeling tRYADDfo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#夜福利#外形动感 阿特兹。
[# # night welfare dynamic shape Atlas. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：用你们当地的方言形容女孩子很好看，都怎么说？[doge]
[Use your local dialect describe a girl is very good-looking, how do you say? [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：讲真，可能是元以下最能提升幸福感的小东西...谁用过谁知道，爽到上天[跪了]
[Speak really, is probably the most can promote RMB happiness thing... Who used who knows, about to heaven] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【这是韩国高考的场面 看着都会压力山大】日是韩国超过万学子的大日子-高考，对于寒窗苦读十余载的考生们而言，这是一场关乎未来的“人生大考”↓↓考场外还有众多学弟、学妹以及学生家长在为考生们祈祷↓↓寒窗苦读十余载，只为高考这几天，关于高考，你有着什么样的记忆？tRYGTRLh
[This is South Koreas college entrance examination Looking at will be stressed out 】, is South Korea more than Wan Xuezi big day - the university entrance exam, for more than ten years of cold window study hard students, this is a big test life in the future left, still have many students left the examination room, junior, and students parents was praying for the examinees left left more than years, cold window study hard for the college entrance examination, these days about the university entrance exam, what kind of memory you have? tRYGTRLh]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：最初涉及到的是多个，但是到公安机关最后一检查只有个孩子的身上可以看到现存针扎的痕迹，有一些可能只剩下原先的斑痕了，所以做不了伤残鉴定。
[Initially involved is multiple, but the last check to the public security organ is only a child can see traces of existing needle, some may only have original marks left, so cant do verification.]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选：这么会撩[哆啦A梦吃惊]@蛋卷NUNA昏过去！！！！@影视安利君刺激！！！！@娱乐大魔王撩死了[色]@巷尾的百草堂-卧槽卧槽我一秒变抖m[允悲][允悲]@吗呀！！腿软[跪了]
[So will liao [doraemon surprised] @ cone NUNA fainted!!!!!!!!!! @ film amway jun!!!!!!!!!! @ entertainment archenemy liao dead [color] @ corners of thatched cottage - oh gosh I become a second shake m [allow sad] [allow sad] @ it!! Leg soft] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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