冷笑话精选:
一看就知道是亲爸[doge]@兴兴兴兴我心:这位爸爸好暖 [爱你]
[A look at will know that is pro dad [doge] @ happy happy my heart the father was very warm love you []]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
近日,@王珞丹 发布了一支城市穿行之西安站的视频。在古城墙上内外眺望,在小巷子里做手工月饼,走走看看十分惬意[爱你]城市穿行也是#王珞丹# 自己发起的公益项目,旨在让更多人走出去,多听多看多感受,下次想跟着她一起去穿行!请点赞支持小姐姐[good]tRYoyl
[Recently, the king of @ no Dan has released a city of xi an station through video. Both inside and outside the ancient city wall and do manual mooncakes in alley, a very pleasant walk and see through love you [] city also Dan # # king been initiated their public welfare project, designed to allow more people to go out, listen more and feel more, next time you want to go with her to travel! Please thumb up support [good] tRYoyl little sister]
优酷:
#猎场独家花絮#秋冬哥@胡歌 创“踢踏舞”开门法,和执行导演展开“灵魂对视”[喵喵]#来优酷看猎场#,独家花絮更新不断,优酷搜“”,领猎场体验会员!tRYXIPb
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground fallwinter elder brother @ arrival and the method of tap to open the door, and executive director looked at soul [meow] # # to youku to see hunting ground, exclusive tidbits to update constantly, youku search , brought the hunting ground experience member! tRYXIPb]
一块去旅行:
开始期待圣诞节 ins:equinoxl
[Start looking forward to Christmas ins equinoxl]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:顶尖设计:
一些很酷的房子
[Some cool house]
职业搬砖,业余设计。汽车之家:
#夜福利#高颜值紧凑型SUV 沃尔沃XC~
[Welfare # # night the high level of appearance compact SUV Volvo XC ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪汽车:
#出行生活#如果有人开豪车能不能骗走你家孩子? tRYadmI
[# # if someone driving luxury cars travel life can you cheated your children? tRYadmI]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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哈哈哈哈最后
[Ha ha ha ha finally]
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[可怜]@你能不能多见见世面 要坚强啊[可怜]
[[poor] @ you can see the world more To be strong! [poor]]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。汽车之家:
【公告】尊敬的汽车之家网友,为提供更好的品质,我司技术攻城狮计划于年月日-对网络进行维护升级,届时可能会出现网站访问不稳定的情况,请谅解,感谢您对家家的热心支持!
[[notice] respect of car home Internet users, to provide better quality, our company technical siege lion plans on (date) (month) (year) - the network maintenance upgrade, then may appear website is not stable, please understand, thank you for your enthusiastic support to every family! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪新闻客户端:
看完这条,本端简直就是汪地一声哭出来......[伤心]
[Read this article, the end is wang to a loud cry... [sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端青年时报:
【岁男生每天到家就睡,呼噜打得也响,结果竟跟父母年前的犹豫有关……】鹏鹏原本是一个活泼好动的孩子,结果现在放学一回到家就只想着睡觉,什么事都不想做。对此,陈女士百思不得其解,直到后来意识到不对,带着孩子去医院检查才发现,源头和年前的犹豫有关……tRYSFejK
[【 years old boy to sleep as soon as I get home every day, snoring also ring, the result was related to parents years ago hesitation... 】 Peng peng was a lively child, now got home from school just want to sleep, dont want to do anything. Chan, a mystery about it, until later realized wrong, take their children to a hospital checking just detection, source and relevant years ago of hesitation... tRYSFejK]
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【地铁界的赵丽颖!杭州地铁女神成网红:好好工作最重要[憧憬]】杭州地铁惊现赵丽颖?!其实是地铁站务员妹子~年出生的王海燕 ,今年月刚毕业,在杭州地铁二号线做站务员。一组“地铁女神靓照”刷爆杭州朋友圈,因神似@赵丽颖 成为网红,她羞涩一笑,说:“还是要好好工作!”...全文: m.weibo
[【 subway bound li-ying zhao! Goddess of hangzhou metro into a web celebrity work hard is the most important [hope]] of hangzhou subway near li-ying zhao? ! Is the subway attendant sister ~ Ms. Wang, born in month just graduated this year, the attendant in hangzhou metro line . A group of the goddess of the subway photos maxed hangzhou circle of friends, because of spirit likeness @ li-ying zhao To become a web celebrity, she shy smile, said will have a good job! ... The full text m. eibo]
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#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#如冰之清,如玉之絜。法而不威,和而不亵。令君荀彧 @演员王劲松 的剧评和表演一样,惊艳万方又掷地有声[心]【谢谢你来看军师】精彩剧评发布ing,一路走来,幸甚有你。月日#军师归来# 感谢你们依然在。@电视剧虎啸龙吟
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons of the qing dynasty, such as ice jade Jie. Method without power, and not to use. To jun xun yu @ actor wang jinsong critical and performances, and jing ten thousand square to say [heart] wonderful thank you see strategist 】 【 critical issue ing, along the way, have you. June # strategist return # thank you still. @ TV roars dragons]
优酷:
今晚钢铁直男寒江@窦骁 化身“醋王”上线,居然教陆殿下@孙坚 怎么撩妹?[费解]金色明珠金珠海@热依扎 向和叶@周一围 霸气放话:“再让我见到你,你就是我的。”[色]#九州海上牧云记# 精彩不断,来优酷看起来~正片第集直戳:tRYSkXi
[Tonight steel straight men like @ dou incarnation king vinegar online, actually how to teach your highness @ sun chien lu liao younger sister? [difficult] gold pearl gold @ hot in accordance with the firm to zhuhai and leaf @ yiwei zhou amir Johnson said let me see you, you are mine. [color] # # kyushu sea shepherd cloud down continuously, to youku ~ look positive first set straight stamp tRYSkXi]
微博搞笑排行榜:
十五年,你最大的改变是什么 __________________________________
十几年就可以改变很多事情,比如说学会了拿保温杯泡枸杞,关注起了霸王防脱的促销信息,入冬了也会主动穿秋裤……tRYSm
[ years, what is your biggest change __________________________________ < br > ten years can change many things, such as learned to take temperature soak medlar, pay attention to the overlord of overhand promotional information, the winter will also take the initiative to wear long Johns... tRYSm]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗优酷:
#九州海上牧云记#海上牧云记热映中,演技炸裂的@万茜 饰演的南枯月漓惊艳网友,首次出演反派角色,气场全开。关注@优酷 带话题#上优酷搜九州万茜# 转发此微博,截止到月日中午点热转前两位送万茜签名照哦![笑而不语]PS优酷搜索九州万茜,免费领取优酷会员卡[坏笑]
[# kyushu sea shepherd hit # sea shepherd cloud cloud remember remember, acting burst of @ wonhee as southern blight on ideas from jing net friend, play villain for the first time, the aura fully open. Attention topic # @ youku take on youku search kyushu wonhee # forwarding this weibo, by the end of the month, heat transfer in the first two at noon to send autographed wonhee oh! [smiling without a word] PS wonhee youku search kyushu, free to receive youku membership card [laugh]]
新沐sunshine:
扩散[爱你][鼓掌]@可爱的豌豆粉粉谢谢亲爱的[心]@薇笑的秋天#赵薇# #年赵薇台历# [挖鼻]散粉的看过来[心]
[Spread love you [] [applause] @ thank dear sweet pea meal powder [heart] # @ eu smile of autumn zhao # # # years zhao desk calendarnose look loose powder over [heart]]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##马自达阿特兹#【操控好颜值高 一汽马自达阿特兹微试车】视频中带来的是 一汽马自达阿特兹微试车,看看改款后的车型表现如何吧!tRYaTAp
[# every test evaluation # # # Mazda, o o the manipulation of the high level of good looks faw Mazda, micro trial 】 in the video is brought about by the faw Mazda, micro test, to see how performance models after modified!!!! tRYaTAp]
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#出行生活#哥们等红灯,旁边的奔驰车主嘲笑他是屌丝,结果……K.O!让你嘚瑟![doge][doge][doge] tRYaFgs
[Travel life # # the elder brothers, red lights, next to the mercedes-benz owner laughed at he is a prick silk, the results... K.O! Best wishes make you mather! [doge] [doge] [doge] tRYaFgs]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最丰富的汽车活动。优酷:
因为有你,所以《不再孤单》#电视剧我不是精英# 首支插曲mv超暖心上线!敲好听...[酷] 主演米阳@雷佳音 &韦晶@邓家佳 cp又甜又虐,最后一个天台吻优酷君可以看遍~tRYadXII
[Because of you, so no longer lonely, # # show I am not elite first episode mv very warm heart line! Knock listen... [cool] starring sunshine @ mine better sound & WeiJing @ jiajia deng cp sweet, abuse, and finally a tiantai kiss can see all ~ tRYadXII youku king]
冷笑话精选:
天使同款洗内衣教程?可以说是很会玩了!事实证明,好爸爸天然亲肤洗衣露,你可能会用一辈子!#天使的亲肤秘密#,我就看了几十遍而已~
[Angel to wash underwear tutorial? Can be said to be very will play! Facts have proven that good father close skin natural laundry, you may use a lifetime! Close skin secret # # angel, I just seen it dozens of times ~]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!南方都市报:
【孕妇网络直播喝酒:怀孕个月 放纵一把】近日,一孕妇直播自己喝啤酒、白酒,吃烧烤引发关注…该孕妇个人简介显示,“后孕妇,更加爱护自己肚子的宝宝”。不少网友表示她根本不配做母亲。酒精会对胎儿的中枢神经系统造成不可逆的损害,影响各个脏器和系统的发育。新晚报tRYSMg ...全文: m.weibo
[【 pregnant women live webcast drinking months of pregnancy Indulge a 】 recently, a pregnant woman live his drink beer, white wine, eat barbecue cause attention... The pregnant woman bio, according to the pregnant women, more take good care of yourself after belly baby. Many people say she is unworthy of being a mother. The fetal alcohol will cause irreversible damage to the central nervous system, affect the growth of various organs and systems. New evening tRYSMg... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博微博搞笑排行榜:
这里有个神奇的HtRYShU,惊喜提供双十二#省钱秘笈#
[Theres a magical HtRYShU, surprise # ShuangShiEr # money saving tips]
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月日,我和你一起鉴定美丽!
[June , I identified with you beautiful!]
工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@猫扑:
不知道这个男生现在怎么样了tRYahFeu (via@土味老爹 )
[Dont know now what the boys tRYahFeu (via @ earthy]
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【岁男孩每周尿两三次床,想不到竟也和妈妈生了二胎有关!】家有二宝本是件高兴的事,但周女士却为此犯了愁。二宝因为年纪小常尿床倒罢了,没想到岁的大宝最近半年多来,每周竟也都要尿两三次床。眼看着天气越来越冷,被子越来越难晒干,周女士急了,赶紧带着大宝到医院就诊……tRYSBKv
[The old boy bed urine two or three times a week, but I also and mother gave birth to two children about!] The treasure of a family is a happy thing, but ms zhou has made for this sorrow. Two treasure because young often wet the bed, I didnt think dabao recently for more than half a year, at the age of unexpectedly have urine two or three times a week for bed. Watch the weather is getting cold, quilt is becoming increasingly difficult to dry, ms zhou nasty, hurriedly go to hospital with a big treasure... tRYSBKv]
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#电视剧将军在上#昭玉夫妇@马思纯 @盛一伦在房内共度二人世界,享受闺房之乐。闲聊过后,玉瑾深情地为叶昭画眉,眼神温柔若水。昭玉夫妇这岁月静好的画面,让人好生艳羡[羞嗒嗒]
tRYSBhxq
[# general TV in @ Sandra @ # zhao jade couples on a in the room for two people world, enjoy a boudoir. After chatting, yu jin affectionately as Ye Zhao thrush, gentle eyes if water. Zhao jade couple this years static good picture, it would produce envy letting a person [shame clicking] < br > tRYSBhxq]
MIUI:
小米公交即将支持郑州绿城通!#MIUI内幕#
[Millet bus is about to support the green city of zhengzhou! Insider # # beautiful MIUI]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!小浪同学爱吐槽:
家长们要注意啊!@新浪新闻客户端 不管是什么玩具,都不要往嘴里放嘛[挖鼻]
[Parents should pay attention to! @ sina news to the client No matter what the toy, dont put it into your mouthnose]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新浪汽车:
#微博交通台# 在法国巴黎的街头,每年有个行人因闯红灯而出车祸。这时官方想出了一招恐吓宣导,非常有效...... 路人感受一次,估计再也不会犯了[doge]。你们也来感受一下[微笑] tRYaAaz
[# # weibo communication radio in the streets of Paris, France, every year there is a pedestrian accident for running a red light. Official came up with a recruit intimidation propaganda at this moment, very effective... Passers-by feel time, estimates that never made the doge. You also feel the [smiles] tRYaAaz]
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最丰富的汽车活动。小野妹子学吐槽:
发个公告:我在北京百子湾的“小野咖啡”本周六将举办日式花道体验课,特邀小原流家元教授@kayo爱插花 老师授课,含花材、甜品、咖啡,还有花器赠送(猫咪不送!) ~报名请私信kayo老师,报满即止,大家从速!周末见哈![爱你]
[Send a notice Im in Beijing, the ancient philosophers bay ono coffee will be held this Saturday, Japanese ikebana experience lesson, guest professor for small flow house yuan @ kayo love flower arrangement teacher lectures, including flowers, dessert, coffee, and floral organ giving (cats dont send! ~ please direct messages kayo teacher, filled, you quickly! The weekend to see ha! Love you []]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。猫扑:
我是平凡的滴滴小哥,但那件事改变了我一生的命运
[I am a ordinary drops little elder brother, but that changed my life]
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恭喜@苑子豪你是长发及腰的猫咪女王 等名用户获得【流浪猫日历】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRYSnwol
[Congratulations to @ YuanZiHao you are long hair and waist is queen of cats and other users to obtain 】 【 stray cats calendar. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRYSnwol]
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霓虹国的夜 一不小心就闯进了漫画二次元世界 ins:yako_flpr
[The neon night carelessly they broke into the comic secondary YuanShiJie ins yako_flpr]
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