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微博搞笑排行榜：
古人的棺材板我怕是快按不住了……[笑cry]
[The ancients coffin plate I even faster by not to live... [laughing cry]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪财经：
【正能量！】@认真的赵先森据了解，今日，平安人寿唐山支公司积极协助唐山中级法院执行判决。现法院已冻结黄淑芬的佣金及其名下相关资产。tRYUkoWi
[The positive energy! @ serious Zhao Xiansen learned, today, ping an life insurance actively assist in tangshan, tangshan branch of intermediate court execution. Now the court have been frozen shu-fen huang commission related assets and its name. tRYUkoWi]

新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。

old先：
#幕星周刊广告部#一名指挥使。
[# # screen star magazine advertising a command. ]

漫画家，作品《小丑丹尼》、《爱的比热容》、画集《old先》、《天》。

安龙cameron：
宝宝的早餐世界🍴用快乐的方式教严肃的话题✊🏻 #Carina的日常##安龙小剧场# tRYUDZy
[宝宝的早餐世界🍴用快乐的方式教严肃的话题✊🏻 #Carina的日常##安龙小剧场# tRYUDZy ]

来自澳大利亚的环球旅行者，律师变主持，上海外语频道车游天下主持人。商业活动、双语主持、电视节目等联系助理，anlong.zhuli@gmail

使徒子：
#阎王不高兴# 第二季第二十一话异界神鬼照样刷魔王大军临城下
[# # the yan not happy in the second quarter Article the words Plane as ghosts and brush Force the enemy voldemort]

景观建筑师业余画漫画作品周边网店：httpsshop.taobao

松鼠视频：
接吻前的恶作剧，谁先忍不住亲就算输[污]
这个剧情过分了，也太会撩了吧 [跪了]
#中字#
tRYUeU
[Kiss prank before, who could not help but kiss first even if lose [pollution] the plot too much, also too will liao] [kneeling # # in word tRYUeU]

这里是松鼠君，一个普通的UP主，平时会汉化、编译一些好玩的短视频，汉化风格请参考置顶微博~ 视频所用BGM可在评论里查看详情（分享&投稿请私信）

袁立：
家长在孩子面前首先要镇定，不要表现出沮丧哭泣、焦虑的情绪，不要让小孩子有羞耻感、罪恶感，不要再让他们再受一次伤害，一切事情交给大人们来处理！
[Parents in front of the children in the first place to stay calm, dont depressed cry, anxiety, do not let children have a sense of shame, guilt, dont let them again by damage, everything to the adults to handle! ]

ABCjuben@

坛九：
#SQ# 发一下SQ插画的合集，每一张图都是美好的回忆。
[# SQ# sends the collection of SQ illustrations, each picture is wonderful memories. ]

漫画作者。作品有《大管家》，《园艺》等。《和光志愿会》连载中。

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国大阪地铁站员闲来无事，用检票时剪下的小小圆纸片，共计万粒拼成了画作《地铁进站》...毅力令人感动，然而站员大叔后悔了[允悲]
[Island Osaka station member spare nothing, to cut out a small round pieces of paper when using a ticket, a total of all grain spell into painting subway station... Perseverance moving, but uncle standing member regretallow sad]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

晚晚_：
最近新酒下来了[心]然后瀚仔说给我做道新菜。真的无法形容有多好吃和多漂亮！！！！！！啊啊啊@林瀚_Linhan #livephoto#
[Recently new wine down [heart] and then he said to me to do new dishes. Really cant describe how good and how beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh @ Lin Han _Linhan # livephoto#]

M WOODS美术馆创始人 mwoods.org 工作邮箱：info@wanwanstudios

王白菜-：
偶尔爬爬山，下下海，小旅行，尽量，尽量的满足需要放飞的空间、时间[心] tRYUeqPC
[Sometimes mountain climbing, the sea, the small travel, as far as possible, try to meet the need to release space, time tRYUeqPC [heart]]

博主是个美女。

全球奇闻趣事：
一系列关于儿童性侵主题的公益海报，孩童时代遭遇的性侵，将会伴随受害者一生。正确的性教育尤为重要，请保护好你的孩子。[心]
[A series of child sexual abuse the theme of the commonweal poster, childhood suffering sexual assault, will accompany the victims life. Proper sex education is particularly important, please take care of your children. [heart]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事，欢迎私信投稿，录用必@

13c13c：
超暖羊圈毛小白🐑喜欢的留下你的尺码👇🏻
[超暖羊圈毛小白🐑喜欢的留下你的尺码👇🏻 ]

C品牌主理人

张沫凡MOMO：
直播来了 tRYUDVgk
[Live to the tRYUDVgk]

爆脾气摩羯，尊重是相互的～

帅你一脸毛蛋：
【收割大牌！超美超值海淘开箱】[挤眼]从美国海淘了一大批心水已久的大牌彩妆，好多圣诞限量！好美！好久没有这么不淡定了！[太开心]对自己的盛世美艳已经无法自拔今天还是#黑色星期五#，要不要再去剁一波手呢？@微博时尚 @快美妆BeautyQ #美妆v赏# tRYUnO
[【 big harvest! Super beauty value overseas online shopping out of the box] [eye] overseas online shopping from the United States a large number of big colour makeup water mark for a long time, a lot of set limit to Christmas! Good beauty! For a long time not so not calm! Age [quite happy] for their beauty has been unable to extricate themselves today still # # black Friday, do you want to go to chop a wave of the hand? @ @ weibo fashion fast beauty makeup BeautyQ # beauty makeup v # tRYUnO]

黑黄皮美妆博主，B站up主。工作邮箱：maodan@vip.kuaimeizhuang

最神奇的视频：
看看牛人是怎么玩塑料瓶的，最后一个笑了一天！tRYUkauE
[Look at how people play with plastic bottles, and finally a laugh a day! tRYUkauE]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

金主：
简单粗暴，看图。[酷]
[Simple and crude, look at the picture. [cool]]

钱我有的是，只希望能买来你的开心。

李兰迪：
My huckleberry friends.🎈
[我的《哈克贝利·费恩朋友。🎈]

工作事宜请联系聂先生 E-Mail：niesheng@live

毛不易：
《寻梦环游记》今日上映，去看了没有啊。
爱的记忆消失前，请记住我。
#毛不易# tRYvFbSS
[Dreams released today, went to a no. memory disappear before love, please remember me. MAO # # tRYvFbSS not easily]

工作联系：经纪人龙女士邮箱：thecomingone_work@

草图君：
答应大佬的图……含着泪也要P完……[允悲]
P完手上的张图之后我要卸载PS……[允悲]
[Agree to the figure of... Finish with tears to P... [allow sad] P after picture on hand, I want to uninstall the PS... [allow sad]]

一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年

新闻晨报：
【心酸！外卖小哥遭差评，坐路中嚎啕大哭】月日江苏淮阴，一外卖小哥因收到差评坐在路中大哭。视频中的外卖小哥坐在路上嚎啕大哭，不断地喊：“为什么要给我差评？”哭得撕心裂肺，另一位外卖小哥上前劝导，其他路人也上前接连安慰。据悉，一个差评小哥就要被扣掉元，而送一单也就挣几块钱。您的
[【 sad! Take-out little brother was bad review, sat crying 】 in the road, jiangsu huaiyin, a takeout little brother was received bad review sat crying in the road. Video of the take-away little elder brother sat crying on the road, constantly shout why do you want to give me bad review? Cry tore heart crack lung, another delivery little elder brother come forward to persuade, other people also to have comfort. It is understood that a bad review will be deducted yuan little elder brother, and send a single will earn a few bucks. your]

新媒体合作：QQ；曝料热线：- ；客服热线：、

苑子豪：
保持善良
[Keep good]

工作请联系邮箱：workyzh@／工作QQ：／图书《穿越人海拥抱你》现已温暖上市

同学你该吃药了：
网红女孩，猪精佩奇在四川！哈哈哈哈小猪都快被玩坏了！[哈哈][笑cry] tRYUkSws
[In sichuan red girl, pig sperm page! Well, ha ha ha ha pig was playing! [ha ha] [laugh cry] tRYUkSws]

歪腰歪腰。

新浪体育视频：
正在直播欧洲金靴奖颁奖！今晚，欧洲金靴奖将由马卡报颁出，上赛季获得这一殊荣的是巴萨当家球星梅西，他在-赛季西甲出场次，斩获球。我们将为网友们视频直播颁奖仪式，欢迎收看。#西甲视频# tRYUDZxg .
[Are on the European golden boot award! Tonight, the European golden boot by marca award, has won the title last season is Barcelona star Lionel messi, he is in la liga appearances - season, won the ball. We will provide netizens video live broadcast of the ceremony, welcome to. # # the Spanish video tRYUDZxg.]

小时滚动体育视频报道，体坛周边花絮趣闻精彩不断。

英国那些事儿：
陪伴是最长情的告白… 从这些老人的身上，看到了爱情最美好的样子…[爱你]
[With the longest love is love... From the old mans body, see the love most beautiful appearance... Love you []]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

总裁视野：
最傻的女人就是，你什么都不图，只图他对你好，到最后那些拜金女过的都比你好，你可以图一个人的钱，一个人的权，一个人很帅，可以图你所想图的，但千万不要图他对你的好，如果有一天一旦他不想对你好了，那你就什么都没有了。
[The most silly woman is one who, you what all not, only figure he to hello, in the end those women are better than you, you can figure of a mans money, a persons rights, a person is very handsome, you can figure what you want, but dont figure hes good for you, if one day when he dont want to be good for you, then you have nothing. ]

“以微博之力，让世界更美” QQ：

Kakakaoo-：
请之前中奖没有收到奖品的宝宝们私信我一下
因为我弟弟粗心不认真工作发漏了很多
还有一些快递有些东西不能发结果也没有给我退回来也没给我说……
还有的是过了一个月才填地址所以就没有看到
请没有收到奖品的宝宝们快私信我
我现在也换快递换助理了以后一定减少这样的失误真的很不好意思…
[Please before winning Did not receive the prize babies direct messages me careless because my brother didnt work in earnest Send missed a lot of there are some express some things can not be sent The results also did not give me back didnt give me to say... still have a month to fill in the address so I didnt see the please not received prizes babies fast direct messages I I also express change now assistant will reduce such mistakes really sorry... ]

重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

iPanda熊猫频道：
哎呦~~拍森么啦，没有见过秀恩爱的嘛~~[害羞][害羞][doge][doge]
[Oh ~ ~ pat, yao, is not seen show loving ~ ~ [shy] [shy] [doge] [doge]]

自助认领云养国宝，吸最高级的猫，让别人无猫可吸~

刘阳Cary：
哈哈哈哈回顾了兄弟们排位的情景之后，我发现……最恐怖的不是敌人，而是队友
#信梦泪不会跪# 我能逆风翻盘！
tRYUFXo（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRkps）
[Ha ha ha ha brothers are reviewed, and after qualifying, I found... The scariest are not enemies, but the teammate # believe dream tears not kneel # I can turn against the wind! tRYUFXo (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRkps)]

梦想是做一个喜剧电影导演

趣味贩卖机：
圣诞节这一天的布拉格🎄 ins：vetrana
[圣诞节这一天的布拉格🎄 ins：vetrana ]

这是一个好玩儿的微博～公众号：FunVendor

天津股侠：
还要听小喇叭呀！听多了会上瘾的[嘻嘻] 今晚周末小喇叭休息一下，怎么还没公布下周几家融资多少呀？
[Listen even small horn! Listen to more addictive (hee hee) tonight trumpet rest over the weekend, how hasnt released next week several financing much ah? ]

新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。

星座秘语：
北京时间年月日水星在射手座°′开始逆行，我们将迎来年最后一次水逆。本次水逆周期为月日-月日。s内转发，星婆和你一起祈福：退散水逆，事事顺心！
[Beijing time on mercury in Sagittarius ° began to retrograde, the last time we could usher in a New Year water inverse. For a period the water regurgitation, month to month, day. S in forwarding, star woman praying with you aproll inverse back, everything! ]

我不止懂星座，我更懂你！微信：vxingzuo 合作QQ

林俊杰资源在线：
#林俊杰# #伟大的渺小# 【金馬】JJ林俊傑首登金馬醉心彩排畫面曝光行走CD行真的太讓人著迷啦 tRYUeGMm
[# # # # JJ Lin great small JJ Lin jun jie in the first golden horse 】【s golden horse wrapped up rehearsals walk picture exposure line CD really make people fascinated tRYUeGMm]