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#举杯呵呵喝#已经划上一个温暖的句号。但是,关于“胡喝帮”的故事,并没有结束!感谢各位嘉宾分享出你们的故事,暖心又治愈。十期节目,我们用心串连,“举杯且呵呵,人生能及格”,第二季咱们明年见!#举杯呵呵喝收官# @赵英俊是潇洒哥@胡海泉@杨迪@主持人沈南@曹云金@周杰小先生@阿雅@宁静@小球球吖...全文: m.weibo
[# # glasses ha ha drink has a warm period. However, the story about the hu for help, is not over! Thank you for your guests to share your story, warm heart and heal. Ten programme, we attentively series, a toast and ha ha, the life can pass, in the second quarter we see you next year! # glasses ha ha drink MSC # @ ying-jun zhao is natural and unrestrained elder brother @ hu haiquan @ host Shen Na yandi @ @ Cao Yunjin @ week hero gentlemen @ friendship @ @ balls around quiet... The full text m. eibo]
安藤政信!@Assde_:为雅人叔把call打烂!!@芒果抹茶Juice:柏原崇[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单]@大明弘治帝:木村拓哉[羞嗒嗒]@roujiamomojiarou:小田切让[心]
[Tadao ando zheng letter! @ Assde_ call for Maya uncle smash!!!!! Maccha @ mango Juice another world [] are not simple isnt a simple [] [] are not simple @ da Ming hongzhi emperor takuya kimura [shame clicking] @ roujiamomojiarou oda cut let [heart]]
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请假去医院,没有读书半小时
[Ask for leave to go to the hospital, did not read half an hour]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航优酷:
#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#看过军师才知道,原来观众可以比官方走心,剧评可以比剧情精彩[心]【谢谢你来看军师】精彩剧评发布ing,一路走来,幸甚有你。月日#军师归来# 感谢你们依然在。@电视剧虎啸龙吟
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons have seen strategist just know, original audience can walk than official heart, can exercise than wonderful plot [heart] wonderful thank you see strategist 】 【 critical issue ing, along the way, have you. June # strategist return # thank you still. @ TV roars dragons]
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【考研学子凌晨点到图书馆排队:今天起晚了】日凌晨点,气温度以下,齐鲁工业大学的考研学子们冒着寒风,在图书馆门口排起长队,等待开门进去自习。当问到他们觉得累不累时,都说不累,反而觉得自己起床晚了!梨视频tRYMKLpC
[【 ones deceased father grind students queue point to the library in the morning got up late today 】 point in the morning, the temperature degrees, ones deceased father grind students of the university of qilu industrial braved the cold wind, lined up at the gate of the library, waiting to open the door to go in self-study. When asked about when they feel tired not tired, all say not tired, but felt that he got up late! Pear video tRYMKLpC]
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这难道就是传说中的“娘娘枪”?输出可以说是非常暴力了!tRYWaMU
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小浪同学爱吐槽:
也不是所有中国女生都擅长数学......@新浪新闻客户端 最搞笑的是,很多人分不清楚中国女生的长相[哈哈]
[Not all Chinese girls are good at math... @ sina news client the most funny is, many points not clear Chinese girl looks like (ha ha)]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。青年时报:
【杭州一岁女子每隔一两个小时就要排便,最后发现竟是更年期惹的祸!】潮热、失眠、脾气暴躁,可能是大多数人所了解的围绝经期症状,但事实上,有些女性表现出来的症状却是稀奇古怪。为此,浙江大学医学院附属妇产科医院妇三科主任、主任医师周坚红提醒中老年女性,如果出现身体症状,经过相应专科检...全文: m.weibo
[[hangzhou old woman every one or two hours to defecate, finally found that was the fault of the menopause of! Hot flashes, insomnia and temper, is likely to be most people understand the symptoms of the menopausal transition, but in fact, some womens symptoms is strange. Therefore, obstetrics and gynecology hospital affiliated to zhejiang university school of medicine, chief physician, director of the women had jian-hong zhou reminded the middle-aged and old women, if the body symptoms, after appropriate specialist... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # juyou mutual 【 main young fashion Four popular models who recommend you ten thousand dollars? Automatic movement version, hao xin move. L model. L version, automatic fashion fit. L CVT with elite POLO. L comfort automatically, the four young fashionable popular models is the preferred after many novice in the workplace. So the question comes, who do you like? I started a vote - _ - tRYiJAi]
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【岁女孩被同村男子强奸后产下一女,还遭威胁:敢说出去杀你全家[怒]】年月,湖南蓝山,岁女孩放学后遭同村岁男子强奸。月日,女孩肚子痛,去医院检查才被发现怀孕,于月日产下一女婴,嫌犯得知消息后立刻逃跑。目前,警方已立案侦查,对犯罪嫌疑人网上追逃。tRYbBWD
[【 year-old girl man raped to death by fellow villagers gave birth to a daughter, also threat dare to say out to kill your family [anger]] years, hunan blue mountain, old girl was village old man rape after school. Month day, girls stomachache, go to a hospital checking was found to be pregnant, only in the month of nissan next to a baby girl, suspects that news immediately after to escape. At present, the police have made investigation, the suspect online pursuit. tRYbBWD]
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#家家试驾评测##雷诺卡缤#【感性之选 静态体验款雷诺卡缤】本期视频带来的是款雷诺卡缤 TCe 都市灵动版。新款的卡缤相比老款配置有所缩水,但整体售价有了一定下降,具体怎样一起看视频吧。tRYiKYjo
[# every test evaluation # # # Renault card bean [sensibility Static experience Renault card bean 】 this video is brought about by the Renault card bean TCe urban clever version. The new card bean compared with the old configuration is shrinking, but the overall price has a certain decline, specific how to see the video together. tRYiKYjo]
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#我的体育老师# 二叔给小米的生日准备了“小惊喜”,隔着屏幕都感受到爱情的荷尔蒙!太甜蜜~[doge][doge][doge]#来优酷看我的体育老师# @张嘉译工作室 @王晓晨 @王笛 @周岩
[# my PE teacher # tertiary to millet birthday prepared a surprise, feel the hormone of love across the screen! Too sweet ~ [doge] [doge] [doge] # to youku to see my PE teacher # @ @ xiao-chen wang @ di wang @ Zhou Yan jiayi zhang the studio]
优酷:
#九州海上牧云记# 中演技圈粉,为人低调,从小鲜肉到实力派,@周一围 做客#星月对话#讲述一个演员的诞生之路。“时间长短不是挑战,我为演戏准备年!”直言“我从来就无愧于演员这个称号”更多精彩内容尽在《星月对话》@王江月 每周三上午点优酷独播。
tRYSI
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember in acting powder, low-key, from small meat to strength, # @ # yiwei zhou guest stars dialogue about the birth of an actor. Time length is not a challenge, I prepared for acting years! I never worthy of being an actor the title more wonderful content in leaves the dialogue @ Wang Jiangyue point youku alone on every Wednesday morning. < br > tRYSI]
优酷:
穆如寒江@窦骁 坦言再见到心爱的女孩子,第一句话要说“你好”[二哈]虽然wuli钢铁直男寒江哥哥在撩妹的路上进展缓慢了点,但在人生抉择中可是毫不含糊![心]天地间的英雄男儿就是你~#九州海上牧云记#第集正片请直戳:tRYSU
[If he like to see the girl I love @ dou said, the first sentence to say hello [two ha] although wuli steel straight men in liao like brother younger sisters a little slow on the road, but in the choice but unequivocally in our life!!!!!!! [heart] hero man between heaven and earth is you ~ # # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember first set feature please keep stamp tRYSU]
优酷:
#猎场独家花絮#秋冬哥@胡歌 “惨遭调戏”,小伙伴们就说怎么办吧![哈哈]#来优酷看猎场#[爱你]
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground qiu dong elder brother @ arrival were flirt, friends say how to do! (ha ha) # # to youku hunting ground to watch love you []]
小野妹子学吐槽:
岛国位熟年大叔,哪一只是你最爱的菜?[爱你]
[Island uncle a bumper year, which one is your favorite food? Love you []]
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【混血小童模年入七八十万 梦想是娶迪丽热巴】小童模叶祖铭有一张英俊混血儿的脸,这是他作为童模的独特卖点,母亲是他的经纪人,有时候母亲不给接单子,他就自己跟厂家聊,“我年收入高的时候八十多万,低一点五六十万。谁都想有个富裕的生活,将来能成明星就成明星,做网红也不错,明星太累了,再娶...全文: m.weibo
[【 mixed-race children die years into . million Dream is to marry her hot bar 】 children die Ye Zuming has a handsome and hybrids of face, this is his unique selling point as a child models, mother is his agent, sometimes my mother not to pick list, he chat with manufacturer, when I was high annual income of more than eighty, low of one point five, six hundred thousand. Everybody wants to have a rich life, can into a star is a star in the future, do web celebrity is good also, star is too tired, and then to marry... The full text m. eibo]
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僵尸粉送给你求之不得[哈哈][笑cry]@李大霄:我需要[嘻嘻]
[Zombie powder for what you get (ha ha) [laugh cry] @ Li Daxiao I need (hee hee)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人南方都市报:
【河北一幼儿园用牙签扎、殴打儿童 老师下跪道歉】月日,家长投诉河北沧州盐山北环实验幼儿园老师虐童,“从幼儿园拷贝了天的视频,看到她拿牙签扎孩子……让孩子扇自己嘴巴。”幼儿园老师跪地道歉:我错了!警方已介入调查。幼儿园已停业整顿。新京报tRYiCfN
[【 hebei a kindergarten with toothpicks, beating children teacher kneel apology 】 month, complained that the hebei cangzhou salt mountain north ring experimental kindergarten teacher abuse, video from kindergarten to copy the day, I saw her with a toothpick pierced the child... Let the child his mouth. Kindergarten teacher kneel apology I was wrong. The police have to investigate. The kindergarten has been closed for. The Beijing news tRYiCfN]
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#微博交通台#【二人喝酒庆祝买新车 当晚撞死路人[蜡烛]】月日,浙江义乌一位常某刚买了新车,与老乡赵某晚上一同喝酒庆祝。酒后,由赵某驾驶新车载着常某,途中将一散步的女子撞倒,该女子抢救无效身亡[蜡烛]。唉,两杯酒,害惨三个家庭!tRYxnl
[# # weibo communication radio [drinking to celebrate to buy a new car Killed the night passers-by [candle]] month day, zhejiang yiwu a often one has just bought a new car, and the villagers zhao mou evening drink wine to celebrate together. Drunk by zhao mou often a new car, driving on the way to a young woman walking down, the woman rescue invalid death (a candle). Alas, two glasses of wine, hurt three families! tRYxnl]
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东京代代木一家名叫“EW.Pharmacy”的只卖干花的花店,装修陈设有如药局,选好花后,身着白大褂的小哥会为你密封好,附上“处方笺”...可以说暗黑中二冷淡文艺到极致了[太开心]
[Tokyo yoyogi a named EW. Pharmacy only sell dried flower flower shop, decorate display as Pharmacy, pick flowers, dressed in a white coat, the little brother will seal for you, attach a prescription... Can say in diablo cool artistic acme [quite happy]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。小浪同学爱吐槽:
[抓狂]@新浪新闻客户端 目前,警方已立案侦查,对犯罪嫌疑人网上追逃。
[[mad] @ sina news client at present, the police have made investigation, the suspect to online pursuit.]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新浪新闻客户端:
目前,警方已立案侦查,对犯罪嫌疑人网上追逃。
[At present, the police have made investigation, the suspect online pursuit.]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端但斌:
[赞][作揖]@蹉跎归零:谢谢,每天发的数据!每天点赞[赞][鲜花]
[[who] [bowing] @ waste to zero thank you, send data every day! Thumb up every day [who] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人平安北京:
昨天,大风光临京城,瞬间风力能达到级左右,这样的天气,一些小偷蠢蠢欲动,便衣警察收网行动。tRYJYee
[Yesterday, the wind to the capital, the instantaneous wind can reach magnitude, this kind of weather, some thief tempted, plainclothes police arrests. tRYJYee]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。优酷:
#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#看完别人家的分析贴,赶脚自己看了一部假军师[允悲]所以老年种花夫妇究竟关系如何?师昭兄弟为何反目?钟会又是否会背叛司马懿?月日#军师归来# [笑而不语]新一波阅读理解来袭,准备好了吗?@电视剧虎啸龙吟
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons, watching other peoples analysis at yourself watching a strategist therefore allow sad old flower a couple what relationship? Why ShiZhao brothers quarreled? The clock will also betray sima yi? Date of # # strategist back [smiling without a word] a new wave of reading comprehension, are you ready? @ TV roars dragons]
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【爆笑!情侣坐跳楼机,被通知安全带松了,男票全程尖叫喊妈妈[笑cry]】一对情侣坐跳楼机,要开动时,工作人员告诉两人安全带松了,男友秒怂,从头喊到尾:啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!被吓得直叫妈妈![允悲]tRYMjyoB
[[joke! Couple sit jump off a building machine, informed your seat belt is loose, male tickets all scream shout mother [laugh cry]] a couple sit jump off a building machine, to start, the staff told two people seat belt is loose, new boyfriend seconds, from head to shout to the end ohoo agghh agghh ahhh! Be scared straight call mother!!! [allow sad] tRYMjyoB]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:一块去旅行:
【香港大暴走 美食+探店攻略】什么都来 都滴进心里 搓成一团变成了好玩 然后在心里自足丰腴 要取悦内心的熊劲 才能更好的把爱告诉别人
[Walk in Hong Kong cuisine + agent store strategy to drop anything into the heart to rub into a ball into a fun then in the in the mind self-sufficient well-developed to please the inner Xiong Jin can better tell the love to others]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈这一看就是亲爹,宝宝:难道你的良心不会痛吗?!tRYMeOn
[Ha ha ha ha this is a look at the father, the baby does your conscience wont hurt? ! tRYMeOn]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
#猎场独家花絮#贾衣玫@章龄之 上演“颜艺秀”,秋冬哥@胡歌 背着田总@张震_CDHOME 藏了什么小秘密?#来优酷看猎场#,独家花絮看不停,专属福利免费送!优酷搜“胡歌我爱你”,猎场体验会员就是你哒![太开心]tRYJFej
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground of the garment of jia mei @ ZhangLing staged YanYiXiu, qiu dong elder brother @ arrival Carrying field always @ chang _CDHOME hid what little secret? # # to youku to see hunting ground, exclusive tidbits look, exclusive benefits free of charge! Youku search arrival I love you, member of the hunting ground experience is you the dalai! TRYJFej [quite happy]]
但斌:
我也不知道我这万粉丝怎么来的,我也不需要,我只是记录自己的生活,仅此而已,别人爱看不看,最好也用照妖镜照一下,把所有僵尸粉除掉[哈哈][污][笑cry]@伊枫:照妖镜该回来了
[I dont know how I wanna this fan, I dont need to, I just recorded his own life, thats all, other people like to watch, it is best to shine and shine on a demon mirror, get rid of all the zombie powder (ha ha) [pollution] [laugh cry] @ the maple shine on a demon mirror should be back]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛我经常被市场打脸。[挤眼][挤眼]@dengdai已经打脸@老曾阿牛
[@ old pig my face is often market. [eye] [eye] @ dengdai already face @ old pig]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[作揖]@老曾阿牛回复@砍柴熊股票跌了都怪我咯?[汗]@砍柴熊谁让你走的,你看看大盘成了什么样子
[[bowing] @ old pig reply @ cut bear shares fell all blame me? [Mr Khan] @ cutting wood bears who let you go, you look at the market into what look like]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[心][鲜花][作揖]@I李岩I:今天听但总的路演真的获益良多!辛苦了!
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ I li yan I hear today but the roadshow really benefit from! Hard work!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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