2017年11月27日星期一

Former name @ sina news, state the family whats going on in the world, everything concern.Poison

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【太吓人!马戏团老虎冲破牢笼冲向人群:观众四处逃散,人被抓伤】月日,山西洪洞,在一个庙会上,马戏团正在现场表演,一头老虎突然冲破牢笼冲向人群,导致现场观众四处逃散,场面混乱↓↓据现场目击者称,老虎逃脱后抓伤人。tRYcTcIU ​
[【 too scary! The circus tiger burst forth into a crowd the audience scattering, people were scratch 】 month day, shanxi hongtong, at a temple fair, the circus is a live performance, a tiger suddenly burst forth into a crowd, cause the audience scattering, scenes of chaos left left, according to the witness at the scene after the tiger escape from the hurt. tRYcTcIU]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    感觉累的时候看看[二哈]@我的前任是极品马住!!
[Feel tired when see two ha] [@ my predecessor is the best horse to live!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

薛蛮子:
    阎炎先生担任蛮子民宿的名誉董事。他承诺每年来京都亲自体验咱们的民宿並提出宝贵意见
[Mr Yan Yan as savages the honorary director of home stay facility. He promised to Beijing every year to experience our home stay facility and precious opinions are put forward]

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猫扑:
    色感考验题又来了[允悲]这是蓝色还是紫色?(图via@胡歌小wife) ​
[Color sense test question again [allow sad] this is blue or purple? (figure via @ a brief little wife)]

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但斌:
    @旁观者朱磊:自古人生最忌满!
[@ onlooker weight-losing, since ancient times most avoid is full of our life!!!!!!!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @ljc茅台是当之无愧的承载文化一个方面的载体![哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][good][good][good]影响别国文化和生活的最好道具之一!过得硬,响当当!中国人应该为有茅台而自豪。茅台是酒中的国宝!!唯一的不可复制的产品。一件这么好的产品却遭到那么多的批评和怀疑质问。可见多数人都是愚蠢的盲目的!
[@ LJC maotai is well-deserved bearing carrier of cultural aspect! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [good] [good] [good] one of the best props to affect other countries culture and life! Ying, big! The Chinese should be proud to have maotai. Maotai is a national treasure in wine!!!!! The only copy products. A such a good product it was in so much criticism and doubt. Is most people are stupid blind!]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛只要没有金融危机,这些股票还会涨。@李成东 还能买吗?
[@ old pig as long as there is no financial crisis, the stock is going up. @ Li Chengdong can also buy?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛喔,好像是那么回事。。。@国金证券-佣金宝 [允悲]
[@ old pig oh, it seems to be so... @ sinolink securities commission - treasure [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛现在市场关注的是:茅台管理层与经销商之间有没有猫腻?让经销商获得比茅台更高的暴利这究竟有没有不可告人的秘密?@国酒茅台官微 @任仁雄 转发微博
[@ old once pig market focus now is maotai issue between management and the dealer? Let the dealer to obtain higher profits than maotai this actually have skeleton in my closet? Micro @ @ Chinese wine maotai officer Ren Renxiong forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛正能量的新闻啊,犹如冬日里的太阳,让我心里涌出一股暖意。[赞]
[@ old news had pig positive energy, like the sun in the winter, let my heart a warm meaning. [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛谢谢!@古牛仙庄孟振国 非常感谢@但斌  @老曾阿牛  @股道热肠也  在价值投资理念上的引导!由衷的感谢你们的无私分享。无论是在投资上,还是关注某教对天朝和平发展的阻碍上。能看出你们的大爱。榜样的力量是伟大的。我已不再消费任何清真食品,物品,还是购买清真公司的股权
[@ old had pig thank you! @ ancient NiuXianZhuang Meng Zhenguo thank @ but have bin @ old pig @ good Joe fields is also on the value investment idea guidance! Heartfelt thank you for your selfless share. Whether on investment, or on an obstacle of Chinas peaceful development. Can see your great love. The force of example is great. I was no longer any halal food consumption, items, or buy halal equity of the company]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子把共享单车扔下河:勾住衣服摔成骨折[黑线]】日深夜,山东济南小清河边,一名男子将共享单车从河边护栏空缺处扔下河,结果没想到大衣被单车钩住,整个人也被单车带进河,摔到了落差米的水泥地上...由于摔落的位置隐蔽且事发深夜,直到第二天清晨他才被发现↓↓tRYcWmZ ​
[[man dropped the Shared cycling river hooked his clothes into a fracture [black line]] day night, shandong jinan sand silted edge, a man will share bikes guardrail vacancy place down the river from the river, the result that coat sheets coupler to live, the people also bring the sheet into the river and concrete floor and fell into the gap between m... Due to fall and the location of the hidden in the deep night, it was not until the next morning he was found to have left left tRYcWmZ down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    那要是这么说的话,那smart得多大扭矩啊。@汽车洋葱圈 tRYcWWs ​
[That if you say so, that smart too much torque. Onion rings tRYcWWs @ cars]

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汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##日产天籁#【个误会及其真相 测试款天籁.L】日产天籁,一款我们觉得再熟悉不过的车型,如同大街上遇见的路人一样从来不带多看一眼的。这本可以是一篇极为简单的测试,数据一列完事儿,但在测试过程中我发现这款车些不同于以往印象的地方,就好比很多人以为“空穴来风”是无中生...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # # # nissan teana the misunderstanding and its truth test music. L 】 nissan teana, a us feel familiar, like street meet people never take look twice. This can be a very simple test, the data after a list of things, but I found the car in the process of testing some different impression, is just like a lot of people thought unfounded is born of nothing... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛关键在于是否世俗化的军方继续掌控大局。@林建楊 中央弱小,军阀和部落割据,出现巴基斯坦版的“塔利班”可能性不小。@aduing 有一种预感,巴基斯坦执政党的宗教色彩相对较淡的偏世俗精英会被伊斯兰原教旨政党所推翻,因为巴基斯坦的土壤变了。
[@ old had pig is the key to whether secular military continues to control the big picture. @ Lin Jianyang central weak, warlords and tribal fiefdoms, in Pakistans version of the taliban possibility. @ aduing have a hunch that Pakistans ruling partys relatively weak partial religious secular elite will be overturned by islamist parties, because Pakistans soil changed.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛体制问题?@太平山下說太平[围观]@简单的快乐未来@头条新闻[思考][思考]
[@ old pig system problems? @ under the peak says peace [watch] @ simple happy future @ the headlines [thinking] [thinking]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    回复@鸡毛蒜皮GZ我跟他学的。@鸡毛蒜皮GZ蔡澜先生外出也是自带茶叶的!!@卢健生「十块钱一斤的茶叶,都是垃圾。」我在北京一家六星级酒店中餐厅喝过的茶,也是垃圾。话说我出外,也是自带茶叶的。[doge]@当时我就震惊了 [衰]@SyPet:所以很多广东人喝茶 都是自带茶叶的。
[Reply @ trivia GZ I studied English with him. @ GZ trivial Mr Chua lam is bringing out the tea!!!!! @ kinson loo ten yuan a kilo of tea, are rubbish. I was in Beijing a six-star hotel Chinese restaurant drink tea, is rubbish. Words I went out, and also bring tea. [doge] @ I was shocked [failure] @ SyPet so many people in guangdong are bringing tea tea.]

Z CAM, CEO

小野妹子学吐槽:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈突然的本尊[允悲]tRYcCwB ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha sudden yidam tRYcCwB [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【奇妙的“人体大厦”:可“从头逛到脚” 每次仅人参观[吃惊]】在荷兰小镇乌斯吉斯特,有一座“人体大厦”博物馆。这座名为“躯体”的建筑物,高米,里面有人体的所有器官和组织,小到牙齿,大到心肝脾肺。在“子宫剧场”还能看到精子如何追逐卵子...厉害厉害↓↓tRYcfCW ​
[Wonderful body building from the beginning at foot each people visit only [surprised]] in the Dutch town of uz register, there is a body building museum. The named body of the building, the high meters, there are all the organs and tissues of the body, small to the teeth, big to heart spleen and lungs. In uterus theatre can see sperm how chase eggs... Severe left left tRYcfCW down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    你学会了吗?[喵喵] ​
[You have learned? [meow]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

青年时报:
    【女服务员说办卡有好处,他掐了一下她的屁股被扭送派出所!】月日时许,彭埠派出所接到辖区一家理发店报警称店内女服务员被人摸了臀部。民警赶到现场后了解到,服务员小王在给顾客龙某洗头时,问龙某要不要充值办卡,并说“办卡有好处的”,而龙某对“好处”的理解就是可以占点便宜吃吃豆腐,于...全文: m.weibo ​
[The waitress said handle card is good, he choked her ass was especially after police station! June PM, peng port police station received a jurisdiction a barber shop police said the store waitress was touched the hips. Learned after police arrived on the scene, the waiter when wang Long Mou shampoo for the customer, should ask Long Mou prepaid phone CARDS, and handle card good, said the Long Mou understanding of good is the ability to take advantage of some eat tofu, to... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    身材好衣品一流,低调不露脸。
[First-class clothing product figure is good, low-key appearance.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    网络上的喷子到了现实生活中……[摊手]tRYcNbHX ​
[Spray on the network to the real life... [stand hand] tRYcNbHX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    【紧急预警! | 收到“微信账户二次实名认证”提醒?千万要小心了.....】这是一个利用“微信支付”图片作为头像,用户名称为“微信安全管理中心”的账号,添加你为好友,好友验证的信息是让你进行“微信账户二次实名认证”,冒充客服,让你点击那个网址链接。其实,微信官方绝不可能以这种方式让你进行...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 emergency warning! | received WeChat account secondary real-name authentication remind? Must be careful anymore... This is a used pictures WeChat payment as the head, the user name is WeChat security management center account, add you as a friend, a friend of validation information is to allow you to WeChat account two identities, pretend to be customer service, allows you to click on the link. In fact, the micro letter official never lets you in this way... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#扫地机器人升级版!宝宝:这样的碰碰车不错哦~[摊手] tRYcLLVT ​
[Travel life # # sweeping robot upgrade! Baby this bumper cars good oh ~ [stand hand] tRYcLLVT]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #优酷海牧态度# 恭喜@Soul·藍 @久LU久 @心雨语鱼 @臻子艾森 @太阳超大呀 获得签名照!快把地址和联系方式告诉优酷君哦~恭喜@Ryman_Yuan @夢的彼方 @牵寻xun @道阎王殿 @我是天驱大宗主 @西瓜四个吃不完 @石中藤 @墨霏逝 @夏梦_er @冰蓝紫夕的新家 获得会员卡!快来私信领取兑换码[来]~与其平凡,不如...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # youku sea shepherd attitude congratulations @ Soul - blue @ @ heart rain language long LU long fish @ @ the sun by the son eisen big ah Get autograph! Get the address and contact way tell youku oh ~ jun congratulations @ Ryman_Yuan @ the piece of dream @ xun found @ way palace of hell @ I four days drive major @ watermelon eat @ stone cane she late @ @ ink xia _er @ blue purple evening new home Get the membership card! Come and direct messages to receive cash code [to] ~ instead of the ordinary, not equal to... The full text m. eibo]

但斌:
    @我爱BKD:算上提价和结构升级,肯定能超额完成任务了,亿以上利润应该有的,预估年每股收益元,取市盈率中位数倍PE较为合理,年茅台每股股价元,难怪西湖大哥说元以上开始要逐渐减仓了。不过买茅台眼光要放长远一点,因为它能给你带来稳稳的幸福[可爱]
[@ I love BKD work on price and structure upgrade, can certainly overfulfilled task, should be some hundred million more than profit, earnings per share forecast year yuan, take the median times PE is relatively reasonable, MAO tai yuan per share, it is no wonder that the west lake eldest brother said yuan began to gradually reduced. But buy maotai taste to put in the long run, because it can bring you happinesslovely firm]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【被问“什么会让你激动?”胡歌:我要当爸爸了】胡歌节目中被问何事会让他觉得特别激动,脱口而出:“我要当爸爸了”,说完一脸坏笑。他担心自己与小孩的年龄差距太大,无法陪孩子玩,称这辈子最看重的身份就是父亲,最后还笑着抛出这样一句话↓↓tRYcCzwS ​
[【 asked what will make you excited? a brief I want to be a father 】 their arrival program was asked what he would feel very excited, blurted out I want to be a father, said a wry smile. He is worried about with the children of her own age gap is too big, cant play with your child, the identity of the said value most in my life is my father, finally also throw such words left left tRYcCzwS with a smile]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    [污]@老曾阿牛:年每股盈利才元?我闭着眼睛瞎蒙也到以上啊。
[[pollution] @ old once pig annual earnings per share to yuan? I close my eyes blind also to the above.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【美白最重要!洛杉矶大盗脸敷面膜抢劫家店铺】洛杉矶近日出现了一名持枪壮汉,连续抢劫了七间店铺,每次抢劫时脸上总敷着男性专用的美白面膜。据被抢店家员工叙述,这名抢匪也许是担心面膜干掉导致脱落,他耐心极差,要求店员秒内就拿出现金,不然就要开枪....tRYcoTm ​
[[whitening is the most important! Los Angeles face mask robbed stores 】 Los Angeles recently appeared a gun is strong man, robbed the seven consecutive shop, every time rob always apply the male special whitening mask on his face. According to rob the store employees, the robbers may be worry mask get lead to fall off, bad his patience, and asked the clerk seconds out of cash, or will be shot... tRYcoTm]

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但斌:
    茅台是贵还是便宜?新华网发布的茅台集团董事长袁仁国《拥抱实体经济发展新时代 做足酒文章》一文中说:“年茅台集团收入达到亿。”,考虑%增值税后,如果股份公司收入占集团约%的比例不变,按茅台股份净利率约%计算,茅台股份公司的净利润在年会达到亿,大概每股收益元。如果...全文: m.weibo ​
[Maotai is cheap or expensive? Xinhua released moutai group chairman Yuan Renguo embrace the real economy development of a new era Do the article the article said years of income reached $moutai group. , after considering % VAT, if stock company income group about % of the same percentage, calculated on the net interest rate of the maotai shares about %, moutai co., LTD reached billion in annual net profit, earnings per share about yuan. If... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【快递员校园内暴力分拣包裹 称:摔坏我们赔 哪家不这样[摊手]】西安一所高校内的学生看见一辆货车停进校园后,快递员分拣包裹十分粗暴,有些外包装纸盒已出现破损。看见这种情景,学生都感到很气愤。而面对制止,快递员的回应是:摔坏了我们赔啊,哪家公司不是这样,为什么偏偏找我们家。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 sorting packages according to express the campus violence broken which dont [stand hand]] so we compensate within a university student in xian saw a truck parked school YuanHou, Courier package sorting is very rough, some outer packing carton has been damaged. See this situation, students feel very angry. While facing the stop, Couriers response was broke we compensate, which company is not the case, why to find our house. ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #一起同过窗第二季# 主题曲MV《我并不想说》音乐一响,有没有瞬间被@武雨泽 @徐晓璐 @庞瀚辰 @李若嘉 @于翔m @应岱臻ALEX @丁翔南 @慈婉彤 @李川Leon  的“同窗生活”感动到泪目?古装现代装大乱炖,矛盾升级争吵不断!月日《一起同过窗》第二季精彩内容在优酷 等你![吃瓜]tRYcLjoU ​
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