2017年11月1日星期三

Our journey is the ocean, and is willing to do your journey of a lighthouse, all the way to light u

一块去旅行:
    【一份南京旅游攻略】耗时天写了一篇攻略。吃吃喝喝走走,有点喜欢上南京了!!
P 丨三天的路线
P-丨景点+美食打卡
P-丨民宿推荐
投稿:烂果核 ​​​​

[Take a nanjing travel tips 】 【 day wrote a strategy. Eat and drink for a walk, a bit like nanjing!!!!! < br > P 丨 three-day course < br > P - 丨 attractions + food clock in < br > P - 丨 home stay facility contribute to recommend < br > rotten stone of the fruit]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【老太拦车要钱被给块钱 当场扔掉还破口大骂[摊手]】近日,据网友爆料,视频中一名车主行车时,遭到一名老太拦路要钱,车主无奈只能拿钱应付,不料当车主给老太递出一元钱时,老太却一脸嫌弃当场将钱扔掉,之后更是大骂车主后才离开。如果你是车主,你想说点什么_____? ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 woman pulled up for money to dollars Throw away on the spot to denounce [stand hand]] recently, according to reports coming from the Internet, video driving an owners, by a woman road for money, the owner but can only take money to deal with, but when the owner to the old lady handed out a dollar money, woman is a face of abandon to throw away money on the spot, then to lambaste owner before you leave. If you are the owner, do you want to say something _____? ... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    【万圣节重大福利】万圣节不看鬼片怎么行!这些GIF图让你恶搞停不下来!优酷君才不会告诉你我已经看完了!半夜做噩梦,可不要怪我哦![衰]
#酷剧场# tRlPZpMA ​

[Halloween Halloween significant welfare 】 【 dont see how combine line! The GIF maps let you spoof stop! Youku you wont tell you I have finished! Nightmares in the middle of the night, dont blame me! [failure] < br > # # tRlPZpMA cool theater]

陈旭东:
    橄榄球🏈音箱,没有听说过吧。 tRlzjzv ​
[橄榄球🏈音箱,没有听说过吧。 tRlzjzv]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    刨除颜值、身材等外在条件,你觉得你理想中男生最重要的一点是啥? ​
[Excluding level appearance, shape and other external conditions, what do you think of your ideal boy in one of the most important thing is what? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【小学生长大后想抢银行 老师你同桌想当警察[允悲]】近日,网上一篇小学生作文让人忍俊不禁,老师的评语更是莫名戳中笑点!这篇作文的题目是“我的理想”,三年级的小史同学说自己长大后要当大侠,去抢银行,再把钱分给穷人用...老师的评语相当逗趣↓↓如此热心可还行?tRlzynX ​
[The pupils grew up to want to rob a bank teacher your deskmate wanted to be a police [allow sad]] recently, the Internet an elementary composition in stitches, teachers evaluation is difficult to express in the punchline! The composition on the topic of my ideal, miniature schnauzer the students of grade three said she grew up to be a warrior, to rob the bank, and then used his money to the poor... The teachers comment is quite funny so keen left left can be ok? tRlzynX]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    [心][鲜花]@暗香依旧:@但斌 作为一位后的我,拜读着你的著作—《时间的玫瑰》,感触最深的是你字里行间所流露出的家国情怀,以及对人性的深刻理解和探讨,让人顿悟进而心向往之。可能反而冲淡了我希望通过涉猎大量证券书籍,进而快速实现赚钱的目的。谢谢!🙏🙏
[[heart] [a flower] @ fragrance still @ but bin as a after I read your book - roses of time, feel the deepest feelings is your words reveal home countries, and deep understanding of human nature and the discussion, let a person Epiphany and then ambition. Can dilute the I hope that through books in a large number of securities, thus achieve the purpose of making money fast. Thank you very much! 🙏🙏]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @跳大神的小主:这是搞笑吗 哈哈哈哈哈哈
[@ becoming small Lord this is funny Ha ha ha ha ha ha]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

MIUI:
    如果电话号码后三位代表你手机配置 ,你的会是怎样_____? ​
[If the phone number after three mobile phone configuration on your behalf, you will be how to _____? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

但斌:
    [吃惊]@老马自奋蹄真有这事?太让人震惊了@作家沙光 原来如此!@人间秋雨朋友与敌人的时效
[[surprised] @ old colleagues shoes really have this? Too shocking @ writer sand Thats it! @ the limitation of rain human friends and enemies]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    猫有九命[爱你]
[A cat has nine lives love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @曼巴小A[思考][笑cry][允悲]
[@ mamba small A [thinking] [laugh cry] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    珍惜眼前吧[二哈]
[[two treasure eyes!]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    美!@杜昂枳 这图我能看一天[doge]
[The United States! @ the nature definite This figure can I see a day [doge]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    @TFBOYS-王源 、@张一山 、@周冬雨 、@邓伦 ·····还有更多散装明星,你偶遇了谁?[坏笑]一起晒出你接到的电话吧!继续在优酷搜“你给我出来”,看看还能召唤出谁![太开心] ​
[@ TFBOYS - hanah, @ yishan zhang, @ zhou, @ Deng Lun... more bulk star, who did you encounter? [laugh] sun together out of you received the phone! Continue to youku search you gave me out, and see who can call! [quite happy]]

猫扑:
    【台湾一幼儿园庆祝万圣节 老师扮鬼吓哭小朋友】昨日,台湾高雄一幼儿园举办万圣节活动,一名老师扮成了厉鬼的样子,让不少小朋友当场吓哭,视频中可以看到,“扮鬼”的老师还朝着一位正在哭喊的小女孩一声狂吼...今日,这间幼儿园在其脸书主页上发布了一则公告,幼儿园中心主任表示该老师目前仍是试用...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Taiwan a kindergarten celebrate Halloween Teacher is dress up as ghosts cry of children yesterday, Taiwan kaohsiung a kindergarten Halloween activities, and the appearance of a teacher as a spectre, let many children cry on the spot, you can see in the video, dress up as ghosts teacher also toward a little girl was crying a loud roar... Today, the kindergarten issued a notice on its facebook page, kindergarten, the director of the center said that the teacher was still is to try... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    心都要化了,怎么这么暖! tRlPvGF
[The heart will change, how so warm! tRlPvGF]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#红色情人,宝马 款 M Competition Package~ ​
[Welfare # # night red lover, BMW M Competition Package ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    女生问一个刁钻的问题,男生假装男朋友来回答一下[doge] ​
[Girl asked a tricky question, the boy pretended to be her boyfriend to answer [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

薛蛮子:
    @李LT同@杜子建平台应该给创业者更多支持,而不是偷梁换柱。@薛蛮子 我也不明白。三句话不离价值观的公司为什么这么干?你是缺钱?缺心眼儿?还是缺.....德?
[@ LT with @ Du Zi li jianping units should be more support for entrepreneurs, not removed. @ xue savages I dont know. Three sentences constant values of the company why so dry? You are short of money? Examples of? Still missing... DE?]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    @冯唐  前段时间冯唐在个人微信公众号上发表了一篇名为《如何避免成为一个油腻的猥琐男》的咪蒙体文,迅速火爆朋友圈,引起热议。对照文章中总结的十条,很多中年男有种立马被拎起来吊打的痛感,顿时皮开肉绽血肉模糊,叫声惨绝人寰,主要的原因都是因为太油腻,部分中年男可能还有些猥琐……
[@ feng feng long time in the personal WeChat public, published an article called how to avoid becoming a greasy wretched man of the mi body text, hot friends quickly, cause a heated debate. Control article summarizes ten, a lot of middle-aged male have seed was immediately carry up easing the bit in pain, immediately were raw flesh and blood of fuzzy, calls this the main reason is because is too greasy, part of the middle-aged male may still have some trivial...]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位主人在家中领养了十数只被虐待遗弃后寄养在动物收容所、天内无人认领就将安乐死的“濒危”猫咪。其中一只母猫“佐佐美”不仅迅速康复茁壮成长,前日还成功怀孕生下了小猫。产后第二天,尚显虚弱的猫妈还主动叼着猫娃,放到了主人的手里...谢谢主人,你看我有娃了~[爱你] ​
[Island a master adopted dozens in the home only abused abandoned unclaimed for foster care at the animal shelter, days after the will of euthanasia endangered cats. Including a female cat sasaki, beauty rapid recovery not only thrive, yesterday also successful pregnancy gave birth to kittens. Postpartum and the next day, still show a weak cat mom also actively carrying the Eva, into the hands of the master... Thank you master, you see my baby ~ love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【老汉坐女孩腿上逼其让座 被指耍流氓怒骂全车人[汗]】近日,一老汉在上海地铁上强逼一坐在爱心专座上的女孩给他让座。遭拒后,老人拉扯并辱骂女孩,甚至直接坐在女孩腿上。车内乘客纷纷指责,老人与乘客互怼,怒骂全车人。有人认为爱心专座就应该让给老人,也有人认为让座是美德,不让是...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [the old man sat girl leg made its play rascal denounced a car seat is the meaning of the [Mr Khan]] recently, a man on the Shanghai metro compelled a girl sitting on the love seats offered his seat to him. After the rejection, the old man pulling and abused girl, even directly on girls legs. Complaints from passengers inside the car, the old man with passengers Dui, denounced the whole car. Some people think that love seats should to the old man, also some people think that his seat is a virtue, dont let is... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

顶尖设计:
    折纸的技艺,几何鸟 by Tayfun Tınmaz ​
[Origami craft of the geometric bird by Tayfun T ı nmaz]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

微博汽车:
    #微博汽车趣闻# 【过冬老鼠在百万豪车内搭窝 为了找老鼠 车被拆成空壳……】西安的司先生月以来遇上闹心事:花百万购买的路虎车,一只老鼠却在里面安了家,咬转向灯线、还咬车内饰,用粘鼠板、水桶陷阱等均不凑效。为了捕鼠,汽修公司对汽车拆卸,师傅们终于找到惹事的老鼠,将其吊起示众…@时间视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo car anecdotes 【 nest winter mice in millions of luxury car In order to find a mouse 】 car pulled into a shell... Xian, months in all things spend millions to buy land rovers, a mouse is in a home, a turn signal line, and also the car interior, with sticky mouse board, bucket traps are not work. To catch mice, motor repair company remove about cars, they finally found troubled rats, the lift in the... @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #猫晚#狂欢豪华阵容再度来袭,男神女神陪你嗨翻双!@范冰冰 @Mr_凡先生 @Karen莫文蔚 @刘涛tamia @大张伟 @王嘉尔 @郑恺 @迪玛希Dimash 还有格莱美最佳流行歌手法瑞尔•威廉姆斯(Pharrell Williams)……听说大半个娱乐圈都会来这里!猫晚撩你没商量!tRlhaaqM ​
[# cat # carnival luxury lineup late strikes again, man of god goddess to accompany you hi double double! Mr @ fan bingbing @ Mr_ every @ Karen Karen mok @ liu tao tamia @ kid @ Wang Jiaer @ Ryan @ di marsh Dimash and grammy for best pop style, Williams (Pharrell Williams)... I heard most of the entertainment circle will come here! The cat or late liao you! tRlhaaqM]

但斌:
    回复@飯醉團伙[心][作揖][鲜花]@飯醉團伙刚刚读完,感触很大,谢谢![good]@但斌回复@巴菲特来到咱们村[鲜花][心][作揖]@巴菲特来到咱们村@但斌 天猫京东连《时间的玫瑰》都断货了[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]@但斌谢谢[心][鲜花]@洛婉恩:恭喜但总,价值投资的魅力,与日俱增![赞]
[Reply @ rice drunken gang [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ rice drunk gangs have just finished, feeling great, thank you! [good] @ but bin reply @ buffett came to our village [flowers] [heart] [bowing] @ @ buffett came to our village, but Lin Tmall jingdong even the time of the roses all out of stock (hee hee) [xi xi] [xi xi] @ but bin thanks [heart] [flowers] @ lo wan er congratulations but overall, the charm of value investment, growing! [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    英伟达、FB、阿里巴巴续创历史新高[赞][作揖][鲜花] ​
[Nvidia, FB, alibaba continue record [who] [bowing] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【幼儿园大小节日都要过 家长崩溃:能不能不要想着教家长手工了[允悲]】每逢佳节,幼儿园都会举办各种活动,少不了给家长布置任务。为了不让孩子失望,家长们得像“开挂”一样练就十八般武艺...但也会有不堪重负的时候,纷纷大吐苦水↓↓谁家里还没几个南瓜要刨...[doge]tRlzflAe ​
[【 kindergarten size festival had to collapse parents can not teach the parents hand [allow sad]] every festival, kindergarten hold activities, little not give parents assignments. In order not to disappoint children, parents like hanging practice legendary weapons of China... But also have overwhelmed, have big beefing havent a few pumpkins left who left home to... [doge] tRlzflAe]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    哈哈哈哈笑出猪叫tRlzx ​
[Ha ha ha ha smile in pig called tRlzx]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你今年___岁,做过什么突破年龄限制的尝试 _____________________________
转发评论抽三位,榜姐送你天猫#双爆款清单#No.美白精华OLAY小白瓶!明天开奖!更多好货让你#无惧年龄#就看月日晚上天猫双官方爆款清单超级发布盛典呗 @天猫 @双爆款清单 tRlzUtiM ​

[___ years old this year, you do any attempt to break through the age limit _____________________________ < br > forward comments smoke three, elder sister to send you a list of Tmall double hot style list # # No. Whitening essence OLAY small white bottle! The lottery tomorrow! More good let you # # fearless age on February nd night Tmall double super hot style list released official festival bai @ tRlzUtiM Tmall @ double hot style list]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

知乎:
    「男生往往不能理解:女生为什么那么爱听甜言蜜语?实际上甜言蜜语不是必备的,反而女生在听到甜言蜜语时,很清楚地知道这些是男生拿来哄自己的话,但是由于对『温暖性』的不敏感,甜言蜜语相比于其他的关爱行为,能让女生更加直接地感受到对方的爱和关注……」👉tRlztpAQ ​
[Boy often cannot understand why are girls so to hear sweet words? Really sweet words is not necessary, but the girl in the heard honeyed words, know very well that these are boys used to amuse myself, but due to warm is not sensitive, sweet words compared to other caring behavior, can let the girl more directly feel each others love and attention... 👉tRlztpAQ ​]

发现更大的世界

优酷:
    #电视剧将军在上#哈哈哈哈哈还记得这位抢眼的戏精吗?!刚刚结束的郡王@盛一伦 直播中 ,化妆师郡王上线,亲自还原花瓣舞眼妆!tRlvnVpx ​
[# # general TV series in the ha ha ha ha ha you remember the scene that grabs an eye fine? ! Just live king @ the end of the county put an Aaron, makeup girl king county, personally reduction petals dance eye makeup! tRlvnVpx]

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