2017年7月8日星期六

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猫扑:
    【Ozzy Man Reviews 澳洲硬汉解说熊猫视频】哈哈哈哈去我就是要看熊猫!tRKAwhxK(via谷大白话) ​
[Ozzy Man hardboiled commentary panda video Reviews Australia 】 【 ha ha ha ha I just want to see the pandas! TRKAwhxK (via valley vernacular)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

南方都市报:
    【中国建全球首座熊猫外形光伏电站[熊猫]】近日,世界上首座熊猫外形的光伏电站在山西大同县杜庄乡土井村西落成,开始正式并网发电。据悉,熊猫光伏电站由黑白两种颜色组成,黑色部分是单晶体硅太阳能电池,白色部分为薄膜太阳能电池。网友:这绝对是世界上最可爱的发电站![心] ​


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新浪新闻客户端:
    【云南村庄被泥石流淹没 一名细心村民救了全村人】月日晚,由于连续强降雨,云南怒江州贡山县普拉底乡腊早村突发大面积泥石流。短时间内近方的泥石流堆积物几乎塞满了整个村庄。幸好一位细心村民做了一件这样的事,及时预警抢救了全村余人↓↓↓tRKUmqk ​
[【 were buried by mudslides village in yunnan province A careful villagers saved the whole village] month day night, due to the continuous heavy rainfall, yunnan first oprah gongshan county rural village of la before a massive mudslides. The accumulation of debris flow in a short period of time nearly square almost full of the whole village. Fortunately, a careful villagers did such a thing, timely warning to rescue the people left the village left left tRKUmqk]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【年亮相 法拉利SUV计划再度浮出水面】日前,据海外媒体报道称,法拉利SUV车型研发在秘密进行当中,该车代号为FX,预计会在年亮相。tRKUmbV ​
[# # every news [years at ferrari SUV plan renewed 】 a few days ago, according to overseas media reported that ferrari SUV models of research and development conducted in secret, the car code-named FX, is expected to debut in years. tRKUmbV]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #汽车黑科技#你被忽悠过买燃油宝吗?你的车被加油站的工作人员强行摸过“菊花”吗?[允悲][允悲]本期《十万喂鸡毛》我们也抠,不过我们对比着扣!tRKGFL (视频来自@汽车黑科技 ) ​
[# # black car technology been fool you buy fuel treasure? Your car by staff at the gas station to touch chrysanthemum? [allow sad] [allow sad] in this issue we also pick thousand feed chicken feathers, but we compared the clasp! TRKGFL (video from @ auto black science and technology)]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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一块去旅行:
    奋斗目标是终有一日可以去环游世界 。 ​
[Goal is to one day can travel around the world. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【视频.变性丈夫怀孕为变性妻子生下女儿 产房内留念】国外有一对变性夫妻,夫妻俩小日子过得一直很快乐。丈夫在年后发现自己已经怀孕↓↓他顺利地为自己的变性妻子剩下了女儿↓↓俩人还在产房合影定格了这个瞬间↓↓tRKUntF ​
[【 video. Degeneration husband pregnant for transgender wife gave birth to her daughter Delivery room photos 】 abroad have a transgender couple, the couple lives had been very happy. Husband was later found herself pregnant left successfully for their degeneration left his wife left her daughter left left two people still in the delivery room to pose for freeze this moment left left tRKUntF]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #上优酷看醉玲珑#时光重“蝶”,“玲珑”大义,
#剧版醉玲珑#开播发布会已经完美落幕啦!@刘诗诗 一身英气短发亮相,玲珑夫妇沉浸在各自的笑点中停不下来,高甜还原剧中“摸头杀”情节,还有元凌@William威廉陈伟霆 搞笑模仿凤主施法手势,惟妙惟肖也是服气~天帝霸霸更是带来皇室天团互揭老底,各种精...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite time heavy butterfly, exquisites sense of honor, < br > # drama version drunk and exquisite # premiere conference already perfect ending! @ Cecilia liu A heroic spirit hair appearance, exquisite couples immersed in their own smile points dont stop, high sweet restore drama touching someone kill plot, and yuan ling @ William William William Funny imitate chicken main casting gestures, lady is beside the ~ sent farther bring royal day jie among each other, all kinds of fine... The full text m. eibo]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子因叫特殊“外卖”遭骚扰 骑手已被永久开除】林女士因朋友用其手机点了一份“特殊的外卖”(成人用品),而遭上门送货骑手骚扰↓↓目前骑手已被永久开除,并向林女士赔偿元↓↓后续官方还将推出更完善业务保障客户权益↓↓tRKUVx ​
[The woman because of its special called take-out harassment Rider has been expelled from permanent 】 Lin because of friends with their cell phone ordered a special delivery (adult), and door to door delivery rider harassment left left the rider has been permanently removed, and compensation with Ms. Lin yuan left left the following official will also introduce more perfect business left left tRKUVx safeguard client rights and interests]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【女子因叫特殊“外卖”遭骚扰 骑手已被永久开除】林女士因朋友用其手机点了一份“特殊的外卖”(成人用品),而遭上门送货骑手骚扰↓↓目前骑手已被永久开除,并向林女士赔偿元↓↓后续官方还将推出更完善业务保障客户权益↓↓tRKUVx ​
[The woman because of its special called take-out harassment Rider has been expelled from permanent 】 Lin because of friends with their cell phone ordered a special delivery (adult), and door to door delivery rider harassment left left the rider has been permanently removed, and compensation with Ms. Lin yuan left left the following official will also introduce more perfect business left left tRKUVx safeguard client rights and interests]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

安以轩:
    這就是傳說中的「喜上加喜」&「雙囍臨門」[男孩儿][女孩儿]小表妹 @向以丞 就算嫁了還是屬於這個家 [好愛哦][偷笑]歡迎家族新成員。。。也恭喜大表妹接到捧花⋯⋯下一個就是妳了[鮮花][鮮花][鮮花] ​
[This is the legendary double celebration & double various rimmon [boy] [girl] little cousin @ to cheng Even if married or belong to this family [good love oh] [laughing] welcome new members of the family... Also congratulations big cousin received a bouquet of flowers... The next is u [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

猫扑:
    【天津一高校女生非正常死亡 重要监控画面凭空消失】月日晚,天津职业技术师范学院大学,机械工程学院一大二女生在校内非正常死亡,死者叫张新雨,灵璧人。校方于月日晚发布情况通报,表示经法医鉴定为自杀。死者父亲@雨泉居士 发博表示质疑,认为女生系被害,目前警方已介入调查。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The tianjin a high school girls wrongful death Important monitoring picture disappear 】 late February nd, tianjin vocational technical teachers college university, school of mechanical engineering a sophomore female unnatural deaths in the school, the dead Zhang Xinyu, LingBiRen. Issued by the school late February nd briefing, said via forensic appraisal for suicide. The dead father @ spring rain lay people Hair bo questioned, think that the girl is killed, the police have been investigating at the moment. ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    优酷君独家揭秘特工们的过去,惊奇发现燃迪@杨迪 成为艺人之前的职业竟然是……[惊恐][惊恐]
独家视频请戳 #酷剧场# tRKAVgl ​

[Youku jun an exclusive sneak peek at the agents in the past, surprise discovery before burning di @ yandi as artist career turned out to be... [terror] [terror] < br > exclusive video please stamp # # tRKAVgl cool theater]

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    梅赛德斯AMG E S 对比 保时捷 Panamera Turbo!如果要你选择,你会买哪台? tRKUlSCs ​
[Mercedes AMG E S contrast porsche eve Turbo! If you choose, which one would you buy? tRKUlSCs]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【混血女孩美到让全世界艳羡 真实年纪令人惊讶】有个混血萝莉火了好多年,她的照片总被女生们拿来当头像↓↓圆圆的眼睛,可爱的小雀斑,微微卷的长发↓↓猜到她是谁了吗?这个甜死人的“小萌妖”叫崔路易,就是从画里走出来的仙女↓↓除了美貌,她的真实年纪更让人惊讶↓↓tRKUTfmH ​
[【 half-blood girl beauty to let the world envy Real age surprising 】 a half-blood girl fire for many years, her picture was always bring girls to act as head left left, round eyes, a cute little freckles, volume slightly long hair left left guess who she is? The sweet and the dead a little of demon called cui Louis, is out of the picture of the fairy left left in addition to beauty, her true age more surprising left left tRKUTfmH]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【与全新奥迪Q同平台 奥迪Q假想图曝光】日前,海外媒体绘制了一张奥迪全新紧凑型SUV——奥迪Q假想图。截至目前,奥迪已推出奥迪Q、奥迪Q、奥迪Q和奥迪Q四款SUV车型,年将推出奥迪Q和奥迪e-tron两款全新SUV。而在年,奥迪Q也会正式加入奥迪SUV产品阵营,与新一代奥迪Q同平...全文: m.weibo ​
[With brand new audi Q # # every news [platform Audi Q image exposure 】 recently, overseas media made a drawing of the audi brand new compact SUV - audi Q hypothetical. So far, audi, audi has launched the audi Q Q, audi and audi Q Q four SUV models, years will launch two all-new audi Q and audi e - tron SUV. And in the years, audi Q will officially joined the audi SUV lineup, flat with a new generation of audi Q... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    论喵星人的各种妙用[喵喵] ​
[Theory of the meow star out all use [meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【华裔老板娘以为枪是假的,餐馆遭抢劫时空手夺枪】美国弗吉尼亚州一中餐馆遭抢劫,歹徒用枪对着老板娘,老板娘却异常淡定,甚至直接上手抢枪。听见动静的老板抄着菜刀就从厨房里冲出来了……“我告诉我丈夫,这不是真枪,然后我开枪了,发现这确实是一支真枪。”[允悲]tRKZdHpZ ​
[The Chinese wife of shop-owner think gun is false, restaurant space-time hand gun 】 being robbed in a Chinese restaurant was robbed, scoundrel with a gun to the wife of shop-owner, wife of shop-owner was surprisingly calm, even overhand QiangQiang directly. Heard the noise, the boss of copying the chopper went out from the kitchen... I told my husband, this is not a real gun, and then I shoot, found that this is indeed a real gun. [allow sad] tRKZdHpZ]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【生病了?女白领不喝咖啡就头晕流泪 白开水都喝不下】近日,扬州某女白领决心戒掉十多年的咖啡。结果还没开始几天,头晕,打瞌睡、流眼泪...各种症状都来了↓↓杯中的白开水根本喝不下去,仿佛“上瘾”一般↓↓这是一种病吗?还是真的上瘾了?专家解释↓↓tRKUlLMx ​
[【 ill? Female white-collar dizziness tears dont drink coffee Cant drink plain boiled water are 】 recently, yangzhou some female white-collar determined to quit more than years of coffee. The results havent started a few days, dizziness, sleepiness, tears... All sorts of symptoms are to the left left cup of plain boiled water cant drink, just like addiction left left this is a kind of disease? Or really addicted to it? Experts explain left left tRKUlLMx down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#姐,这样很危险!tRKZDjar ​
[# # weibo on sexual elder sister, its so dangerous! tRKZDjar]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    #天天向上美女司机#都说一山不能容二虎,昨天《天天向上》台上居然上来了位高颜值女性,一位是才当戛纳评委回来的范爷,拉着大黑牛满场撒狗粮~结果突然出现了一位元气满满的“女司机”让大黑牛都目不转睛,旁边范爷都居然吃醋了!#如果没有专业代驾#tRKUiXs
[# # day day up beautiful women drivers are mountain cant permit two tigers, said yesterday on the day day up unexpectedly came up a high level of female appearance, one is only when the cannes jury returned fan bingbing, took a big black cattle running results and dog food ~ suddenly appeared a vigour women drivers full let big black cattle are staring, fan bingbing is incredibly jealous! # # if there is no professional generation driving tRKUiXs]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【她遭遇家暴被骗精光 却在岁成为最火超模】她被第一任丈夫家暴、被第二任丈夫骗了几十年,等到他过世才发现自己背锅了巨额债务。岁,不得不出来打工还债↓↓岁,人生逆转,被评选为“纽约最美五十人之一”↓↓她的后半生远比你想象的还精彩↓↓tRKUas ​
[Her domestic abuse was a cheat In age to become the most popular supermodel 】 her by her first husband of domestic violence, by second husband cheated for decades, until his death he found himself back pan the huge debt. Years old, had to work out debts left left, life reversal, was named the New York is one of the most beautiful people left left her life also wonderful left left tRKUas far more than you imagine]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

谢娜:
    #快乐大本营二十周年# 啦[耶],和我们一起继续快乐[鼓掌][礼物]🎂[鲜花][干杯] ​
[#快乐大本营二十周年# 啦[耶],和我们一起继续快乐[鼓掌][礼物]🎂[鲜花][干杯] ​]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

优酷:
    #优酷极限挑战#挑战不息,公益不止!孙红雷、黄磊、王迅、#张艺兴#四人冒雨集结,继续极限男人帮们的“极限公益成长计划”。[心]他们为广东国华纪念中学的高三学生们上了各具特色的四堂课,给孩子们带去分享与鼓励。@东方卫视极限挑战
tRKUCVWk ​

[# # youku limit challenge challenges, public welfare more than! Sun hong lei, Huang Lei, Wang Xun, # # lay four people gathered in the rain, continue to limit the man to help the public growth plan for the limit. [heart] for guangdong guohua memorial secondary school students of senior three in four distinctive class, to share and encourage for the children. @ dragon TV limit challenge < br > tRKUCVWk]

但斌:
    特立独行[笑cry][哈哈] ​
[Maverick [laugh cry] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【重口味美食!常见的害虫洋辣子卖到元一斤】洋辣子,是绿植的主要害虫之一,长相跟毛毛虫差不多↓↓然而最近,它却成为人们桌上的重口味美食,在某些地方一斤洋辣子甚至能卖上元,供不应求↓↓据说,它还有这些营养↓↓tRKUCqSi ​
[The heavy taste food! The common pests hot pepper to yuan a catty 】 the spicy, is one of the main pests of green plant, looks just like a caterpillar left left down recently, however, it has become people the heavy taste food on the table, in some places a kilo ocean hot pepper can even sell has, in short supply left left, it is said that it has left left tRKUCqSi these nutrition]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    祝贺!但最大的遗憾是单Y而不是双Y,应该延伸一桥到深圳!如此才是真正大湾区!
[Congratulations! But the biggest regret is single Y instead of double Y, extension should be a bridge to shenzhen! This is the real big bay area!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    本来挺困的,看完这些图,瞬间精神了!笑死我了[哈哈][哈哈] ​​​​
[Originally is trapped, finish see these diagrams, instantaneous spirit! Laugh die me (ha ha) (ha ha)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

沈博阳:
    一路向南,六个小时不停歇,来到了魂牵梦绕的圣塔莫尼卡。第一次来这里到现在一晃二十一年了。 tzYV ​
[The south, six hours non-stop, I came to miss Santa monica. First time here on years now. tzYV]

LinkedIn领英中国总裁

平安北京:
    说警察侵犯人身权利事儿是小,委屈能忍,忍不了违法者被警察抓获后我们却无法给他定罪后的得意![泪]站出来吧姑娘们!
[Said the police about infringement of personal rights is small, injustice can endure, endure not the offender was arrested by the police after we could not give after his conviction of proud! [] tears come forward girls!]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【姑姑去世时让他打开缝纫机 没想到下一秒…】美国男子卡尔在姑姑的老旧缝纫机里找出的老物件,让他一夜成了亿万富翁↓↓因为姑姑的叮嘱,他打开了缝纫机。瞬间一样不起眼的东西从机器里面掉出来↓↓谁能想这个小东西的鉴定结果让所有人惊掉了下巴↓↓tRKUSERK ​
[【 let him open the machine when aunt died I didnt expect the next seconds... 】 American man Carl in aunts old sewing machine to find the old object, let him become a billionaire overnight left left for her aunts words, he turned on the sewing machine. Moment the humble thing come out from inside the machine left left who can think the little one tests for all jumped off his chin left left tRKUSERK]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【姑姑去世时让他打开缝纫机 没想到下一秒…】美国男子卡尔在姑姑的老旧缝纫机里找出的老物件,让他一夜成了亿万富翁↓↓因为姑姑的叮嘱,他打开了缝纫机。瞬间一样不起眼的东西从机器里面掉出来↓↓谁能想这个小东西的鉴定结果让所有人惊掉了下巴↓↓tRKUSERK ​
[【 let him open the machine when aunt died I didnt expect the next seconds... 】 American man Carl in aunts old sewing machine to find the old object, let him become a billionaire overnight left left for her aunts words, he turned on the sewing machine. Moment the humble thing come out from inside the machine left left who can think the little one tests for all jumped off his chin left left tRKUSERK]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

音悦台:
    #约翰尼德普# 放开我,我还能签!台哥觉得这真的是很努力了... 你的爱豆有哪些让你记忆深刻的暖心时间吗? ​
[# Johnny Depp # let me go, I can also sign! Table elder brother think it is really hard... What are your love beans make you remember the warm heart of the time? ​]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

小野妹子学吐槽:
    东京品川的水族馆Aqua Park为了宣传也是拼了,请了一票知名声优为鱼配音,各种玛丽苏台词撩得不要不要的,号称“帅鱼天堂”...感觉去看完耳朵会怀小鱼[允悲] tRKUSip ​
[Aquarium in Tokyo shinagawa Aqua Park for propaganda also spelled, please a well-known making dubbing for fish, all kinds of Mary Sue face lines dont dont of, so-called handsome fish heaven... Feeling to finish see can bosom small ears allow sad tRKUSip]

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猫扑:
    这还是我第一次听到猫咪放屁tRKyOIC(via文科班校花酱) ​
[This is the first time I heard the cat fart tRKyOIC (via the liberal arts class beauty queen sauce)]

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